90 Minutes in Heaven and all the images you see in this review are owned by Samuel Goldwyn Films
Directed by Michael Polish
Do we really need another one these? I mean War Room came out less than a month ago! How much must I suffer for my work!? Ugh, well at least this one has actual actors in it what with Hayden Christensen, Kate Bosworth, and even Fred “not President” Thompson being present and accounted for. Is it possible that this movie is better than the last overly Christian movie I had to sit through? Well probably yes considering how unforgivably awful War Room was, but then again we should never believe that we’ve hit the bottom of the barrel. Anyway, let’s find out!!
The movie is about Don Piper (Hayden Christensen) who is a small town pastor in 1989 Texas with the perfect kids, the perfect wife, and the perfect life. On his way home from a seminar, God shows the wholesome bastard what he thinks about his oh so idyllic life and sends a fucking semi to teach his sorry ass a lesson. The pastor is pronounced dead once the paramedics take a single look at the metal heap (I think they check his pulse, but they’re doing so from outside a crushed car and they only check his carotid), but this one dude just roles up on the scene and decides to pray for the man who just died which apparently involves him climbing into the car, putting his hand on his shoulder, and singing a hymn on top of whatever prayer he felt appropriate for the situation. The dulcet tones of the passerby seem to rouse the dead man from his eternal slumber as he starts to very weakly sing along. Now that it’s clear that the man is not as dead as he could be, can he still be saved despite the massive injuries he incurred? How will his family cope with the tragedy thrust upon them as well as the inevitable financial fallout? Did something happen to Don while he was dead that’s probably spoiled in the title!?