Cinema Dispatch: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and all the images you see in this review are owned by Universal Pictures

Directed by Aaron Horvath & Michael Jelenic

I can’t say that I was a fan of the first movie, but I did appreciate what it accomplished for the audience it was aiming for. A sequel was inevitable given its billion dollar box office, but it did manage to catch my interest with its promise of a space-faring adventure with Rosalina from the Galaxy series of games. Still, this is Illumination we’re talking about, whose work can be charitably described as passable, and trying to encompass the cosmic side of the Mario universe is no small feat even for a studio with some artistic panache; let alone one whose greatest contribution was ripping off the Rabbids. Can the Mario brothers drag a great movie out of this middle-of-the-road studio, or will this be yet another average outing for the venerable Nintendo franchise? Let’s find out!!

The Mushroom Kingdom has stayed relatively peaceful since the Mario Brothers (Chris Pratt and Charlie Day) toppled the big bad King Bowser (Jack Black); leaving Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy) to rule unabated with an iron fist and an army of toads! The duo even has a new sidekick named Yoshi (Donald Glover) who is as friendly as he is adorable, but while things may be looking up for this little corner of the universe, terrible things are brewing in the furthest reaches of space. The Princess of the Cosmos Rosalina (Brie Larson) is kidnapped by Bowser Jr (Benny Safdie) and one of her children, a Luma much like the one we saw in the first film, manages to escape and get a message to Princess Peach. With such a powerful princess in trouble, she wastes no time in heading off to the stars, leaving our plumbers and a somewhat reformed, and also tiny, Bowser to follow far behind while dodging the nefarious machinations of Bowser’s son. What is Bowser Jr planning to do with Rosalina’s power, and does his father have a role to play in either stopping or supporting his son? Will the Mario Brothers catch up to Peach in time to help her save the day, and does she have a greater role to play in all this than even she realizes? What does it mean that the universe is full of interconnected worlds that we can easily reach from star portals!? Just imagine the implications!  And the possibilities for cameos and references!

“What did I tell you, Mario? The pyramids were built by alien mushroom people! Just like I said!”     “Will you shut up? I’m not watching Ancient Aliens with you!”
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Cinema Dispatch: Top 10 Best Movies of 2025

If the lateness of this top-ten list is any indication, 2026 has been a very difficult year for a number of reasons, and it’s taken me this long to even try to get back into the swing of things. Still, maybe a look at the best of what the previous year had to offer is just the kind of break we need from the difficult times we find ourselves in. Maybe a simple reminder of a movie you liked and a quick trip to your favorite streaming service is all it’ll take to brighten your day! That, and a functioning government, but we should probably keep our expectations manageable. Anyway, let’s get started!!

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HONORABLE MENTIONS: Thunderbolts* & Predator: Badlands

Thunderbolts* Review; Predator: Badlands Review

This extra spot on my list is a place where I try to make some sort of point about the preceding year, and I think this time around I just want to say that movies are fun. Look, things are pretty bleak out there and have been for far too long, and while movies can help us make sense of the world around us, sometimes you just want to have fun and take a break from it all. These two movies, even with their franchise baggage, are the kind of blockbusters I seek out when times are tough. They’re entertainment first and foremost, but without being utterly asinine exercises in excessive spectacle. I’d even argue that these two work despite the franchise baggage as both work on their own as straightforward and genuinely engaging stories that just so happen to contain characters and ideas that started somewhere else, and frankly, I hope it’s a trend we see more of going forward. As much as I do still appreciate Marvel, the last phase or so has felt cumbersome with so many moving parts, and even Predator wasn’t above trying to build its own extended universe with that terrible Shane Black movie and the overabundance of Weyland-Yutani logos in this. With the one-two punch of Covid and Streaming, it does feel like the big budget spectacle films have to feel like more than just movies to catch the eye of audiences, and while these definitely sold themselves as such, it was nice to just go to the theater and see a popcorn film that didn’t feel built from the ground up by corporate mandates; only partially built that way!

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Cinema Dispatch: Top 7 films of 2025 That Need Improvement

There’s a movie called The Future by Miranda July where one of the characters freezes time via magic moon powers, only to realize that he didn’t actually stop the world from turning; he just disengaged from it and things kept on going while he kept himself in one place. Needless to say that the last three months have taken quite a bit out of me and my response to it all was to focus on literally anything else other than this website and writing reviews, but the world doesn’t stop just because you want to get off, so it’s time to try and get back on that horse before it’s too late. Yes, we’re doing the 2025 lists well after everyone has stopped caring, but I’ve got to start somewhere if I’m gonna get my momentum back, and talking about movies I’ve already talked about seems like a good way to get back into the groove of things!  As usual, this is not a traditional Worst Movies Ever list, but is instead a space to offer constructive criticisms to movies I at least found interesting enough to offer my unsolicited advice. Let’s get started!

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Marty Supreme & The Smashing Machine

Full Review

Perhaps I’ve said everything I needed to when I did my double-bill review of these two movies, but I think the complete shut out of Marty Supreme at the Oscars does add a little perspective to the situation. Sure, Josh Safdie seemed like the breakout star of the two with his film getting a mountain of nominations and superior box office returns, but at the end of the day, I don’t think it has the staying power of his earlier work when he was teamed up with his brother Benny. Conversely, while The Smashing Machine was, to my mind, the more interesting movie, it’s not all that surprising that it didn’t catch on with audiences and critics; lacking a strongly structured narrative and having very little to say by the end of it. With their powers combined, they made one of my favorite movies in the last decade, and perhaps it was inevitable that their first solo projects would feel lacking. I’m still rooting for them and I wouldn’t want them to be stifled creatively by feeling like they have to work together, but it’s clear that they still have a lot to learn from one another and these two movies do a great job of illustrating  that.

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