Most of this month, I’ve been pretty damn negative as I worked through the dregs of what Netflix has to offer in terms of horror. Well… that’s actually not true. Trust me, Netflix has MUCH worse stuff out there than lousy video game adaptations or embarrassing efforts made by once talented film makers. Either way, I want to end this on a happy note and give you five awesome horror films to watch this Halloween. These are listed alphabetically because I have no interest in ranking them. They’re ALL worth watching!
That’s it! I’m SICK of all these crappy modern movies that try to call themselves horror! Even the great filmmakers like Argento can’t make anything worth a damn in today’s world. This time, I’m looking for something OLD! How old? Most of it’s cast better be fucking dead by now if I’m gonna sit through it! So let’s see… a movie starring Vincent Price AND Peter Cushing!? HELL YEAH!! Today we’re gonna take a look at film from 1974 called Madhouse. Is it a lost gem from the golden age of horror, or is it a well forget obscurity that both those great men wished everyone would ignore? There’s only one way to find out and that’s to keep on reading!!
You know what? ENOUGH with these lousy horror films by no name directors! I’m tired of this new-fangled independent crap, or these massively overproduced snore fests! Give me a movie made by a director who KNOWS what the hell he’s doing!! What’s that? Dario Argento made a Dracula film a few years ago? Well what the hell are we waiting for!? With a director THAT good, it has to be amazing… right? I mean, I guess it COULD be a piece of crap by an aging film maker who’s still trying to hack it long after his creative spark has dissipated, but that’s not even a REMOTE possibility… right? Well there’s only one way for you to find out which one it is, and that’s to keep on reading!!
We once again find ourselves with a brand new episode of Sailor Moon Crystal! Will Sailor V finally become a member of the team!? Will Usagi learn that she can still throw a punch if someone grabs one of her arms? WILL LUNA STILL HIDE STUFF FROM THE SCOUTS FOR NO REASON!? Let’s find out!!
The episode begins where the last one left off, namely with Sailor V about to kick some Dark Kingdom white boy ass! Everyone is shocked to see her pop up including Beryl who’s watching the whole thing go down on her Wicked Witch of the West Crystal Ball (Limited Edition of course).
A few years ago, the good people over at Lionsgate felt that at least one more film could be cobbled together from the remains of one of the original slasher killers, but didn’t think that making another remake this soon would be a very good idea. Not one to NOT beat a dead horse, they decided to make a SEQUEL to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre instead. The strangest thing about this one though is that Tobe Hooper who directed the original and its sequel came out and supported this film during its initial release, claiming it to be a true follow up in both story and quality to his horror masterpiece. Has Tobe Hooper sold his soul in order to pump up the sales of a subpar film, or does this really capture the spirit of what made the original so iconic? Considering the title ends in 3D, I’m gonna guess the former, but the only way to find out for sure is to keep on reading!!
Can’t really escape it can I? The first one was a flawed mess, but had some potential that a sequel could easily improve upon. Not only that, but there’s a third movie coming out soon which makes this review quite relevant. So then, do they improve on the mistakes made in the last one, or are they just going to make the same mistakes that every other horror sequel makes by making it bigger but losing the spark of originality that made the previous one noteworthy? There’s only one way to find out and that’s to keep on reading!!
If I’m gonna spend the month of October reviewing horror movies, at some point I’ve got to talk about anthologies. Horror is by far the most prolific genre when it comes to combining short films into a movie with classic examples like Creepshow, Three Extremes, and Trick ‘r’ Treat. I imagine that the reason why horror is the preferred genre is that it’s probably the easiest one to still work effectively in a shorter time frame. The fear of death or harm is easily conveyed, and an audience doesn’t need as much backstory to root for characters to survive as they would for say, a tragic romance or a story about revenge. V/H/S has been on my radar for a while now and has generally been well received for the creative way it was able to combine several tropes of the horror genre (found footage, anthologies, etc) with a format that many fans believe was the best way to experience these kinds of films. So does this movie actually succeed in being a throwback to a period in horror that’s fondly remembered, or is it a mishmash of poorly done short films held together by a shaky premise? Only one way to find out, and that’s to keep on reading!!