Monthly Archives: December 2014

Living on Netflix: Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger

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It is once again Christmas time, and we all know what that means!  CRAPPY HOLIDAY MOVIES!!!  Ugh… I was not looking forward to having to do a Christmas movie considering how chock full of crap the genre is filled with, and the knowledge that I COULD be watching much better holiday films instead of whatever one I decide to review.  Netflix must have heard my thoughts (I think that’s part of their license agreement) and delivered unto me a holiday film called Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger starring the one and only David Tennant!  Well it HAS to be good, right?  I mean, Dr. Who wouldn’t sign on to anything that sucked… would he?  There’s only one way to find out, and that’s to keep on reading!!

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Super Recaps: Sailor Moon Crystal (Episode 12)

Another episode of Sailor Moon Crystal has descended from on high by the benevolent Gods among men who work at Toei.  Will this episode fix the awkward stumbling block that we ended the last episode on!?  Will our heroes be able to actually do something other than wring their hands for five minutes before each fight!?  There’s only one way to find out, and that’s to keep on reading!!

The episode begins where so many of them have before, i.e. all the scouts who AREN’T princesses curled up into balls of defeat due to dubious injuries sustained by a dubiously powerful foe.

“I’m in so much pain right now!!  Can’t you tell by my squinty eye!?”

“I’m in so much pain right now!!  Can’t you tell by my squinty eye!?”

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Super Recaps: Sailor Moon Crystal (Episode 11)

Another two weeks, another episode of Sailor Moon Crystal.  No wait, it’s been three weeks.  DAMN YOU POPE GREGORY XIII FOR INTRODUCTING THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR!!  IT’S YOU’RE FAULT THERE WERE FIVE SATURDAYS IN NOVEMBER!!!  Anyway, let’s jump right in and find out what Evil Tuxedo Mask has in store for our heroes!!

The episode begins with Usagi having another dream about Tuxedo Mask.  Despite getting some answers to her in the last episode, the guy is still missing and it’s definitely affecting Usagi.

“Usagi.  That’s not how you do a sit up.”     “SHUT UP!!  I’M SAD!!!”

“Usagi.  That’s not how you do a sit up.”     “SHUT UP!!  I’M SAD!!!”

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Super Recaps: Dragon Ball Z (Episode 204)

We’re back with another recap of the best season of Dragon Ball Z!  When we last left our hero, he had just helped Videl stop a new gang from taking root in Satan City!  Will they continue to work together to fight crime, or will circumstances tear these two apart!?  There’s only one way to find out, and that’s to keep on reading!!

The episode begins with Gohan on the hunt for his little brother Goten.  He eventually finds him hanging out in some giant nest.

“I thought this would be a pretty good hiding place.”     “Oh yeah?  How did that work out?”    “There’s a lot more sticky stuff in this shell than I expected.”

“I thought this would be a pretty good hiding place.”     “Oh yeah?  How did that work out?”    “There’s a lot more sticky stuff in this shell than I expected.”

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