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The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Toolbox Murders

Physicist returns from wherever the hell she’s been to do a (late) Halloween review in honour of the late Tobe Hooper.

(It was very much intended to be released on Halloween when it was filmed, sorry that it’s late.)

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The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Hellworld

Witness the worst twist in cinematic history!
No, this wasn’t directed by Shyamalan.

Schlock & Terror: A Retrospective of Video Nasties – Axe!

In this episode, Bob Ross has to survive the rapist Blues Brothers, a thirteen year old axe-wielding model in her twenties, and a paralysed grandpa in a staring contest with the camera. Trust us, it still doesn’t make sense in context.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Hellseeker

Halloween’s here and the Hellraiser franchise has more tricks for us than treats.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Inferno

Halloween is upon us! And you know what that means…crappy horror franchises.