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Schlock & Terror: A Retrospective of Video Nasties – A Bay of Blood

October 14, 2018October 14, 2018 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

The return of the podcast with a new co-host. Discussing a Mario Bava classic, starring the Happy Mobile! With the best/worst ending in cinematic history.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Toolbox Murders

November 10, 2017March 14, 2018 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Physicist returns from wherever the hell she’s been to do a (late) Halloween review in honour of the late Tobe Hooper.

(It was very much intended to be released on Halloween when it was filmed, sorry that it’s late.)

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: The Very Late Second Anniversary

July 31, 2017August 3, 2017 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Hellworld

January 19, 2017 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Witness the worst twist in cinematic history!
No, this wasn’t directed by Shyamalan.

The Cartoon Physicists Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Deader

December 16, 2016February 26, 2018 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Cenobites vs. Zombies…not as awesome as you think.

Schlock & Terror: A Retrospective of Video Nasties – Axe!

November 25, 2016January 12, 2018 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

In this episode, Bob Ross has to survive the rapist Blues Brothers, a thirteen year old axe-wielding model in her twenties, and a paralysed grandpa in a staring contest with the camera. Trust us, it still doesn’t make sense in context.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Hellseeker

October 31, 2016November 1, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Halloween’s here and the Hellraiser franchise has more tricks for us than treats.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Inferno

October 23, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Halloween is upon us! And you know what that means…crappy horror franchises.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellboy – Sword of Storms

October 22, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Happy (belated) Birthday, Mike Mignola!

DISCLAIMER: This video was supposed to come out on September. It has nothing to do with Halloween.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Top 11 Things I Would Like To See Be Done (And Not Done) in Kevin Smith’s Buckaroo Banzai Series

October 10, 2016October 10, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Considering Buckaroo Banzai is my favourite movie, I have a few suggestions…

DISCLAIMER: This video was supposed to be out in September. This video is not for Halloween.

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