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Tag: film

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Toolbox Murders

November 10, 2017March 14, 2018 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Physicist returns from wherever the hell she’s been to do a (late) Halloween review in honour of the late Tobe Hooper.

(It was very much intended to be released on Halloween when it was filmed, sorry that it’s late.)

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: The Very Late Second Anniversary

July 31, 2017August 3, 2017 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Will Review For Food!! We Just Launched a Patreon!!

April 20, 2017December 6, 2021 ~ Matt Vetrano ~ Leave a comment

https://www.patreon.com/ReviewersUnite

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Hellworld

January 19, 2017 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Witness the worst twist in cinematic history!
No, this wasn’t directed by Shyamalan.

The Cartoon Physicists Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Deader

December 16, 2016February 26, 2018 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Cenobites vs. Zombies…not as awesome as you think.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Hellseeker

October 31, 2016November 1, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Halloween’s here and the Hellraiser franchise has more tricks for us than treats.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellraiser – Inferno

October 23, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Halloween is upon us! And you know what that means…crappy horror franchises.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Hellboy – Sword of Storms

October 22, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

Happy (belated) Birthday, Mike Mignola!

DISCLAIMER: This video was supposed to come out on September. It has nothing to do with Halloween.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Daredevil

October 10, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment

At least they got it right the second time.

DISCLAIMER: This video was supposed to come out in September. This video has nothing to do with Halloween.

The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List: Memories of Matsuko

February 29, 2016 ~ thecartoonphysicist ~ Leave a comment
  1. Shwa on Cinema Dispatch: Sing 2March 4, 2022

    It is a bit strange that Crystal is supposed to be this super successful media mogul but got conned by…

  2. Matt Vetrano on Cinema Dispatch: Sing 2February 27, 2022

    What's really interesting about this is that all of his actions here are about as villainous as they were in…

  3. Shwa on Cinema Dispatch: Sing 2February 15, 2022

    I like your assessment about Buster being the villain in the first movie, and while Jimmy Crystal is the antagonist…

  4. estherhutchinson on Super Comics: Sonic Imposter Syndrome – #1December 1, 2021

    SCOURGE?!! Oh, wait. Nevermind... *sigh*

  5. submitswfa on Jumping the Soapbox: The Lost Adventures of Michael MyersOctober 30, 2021

    it's weird to write a review about books you haven't read...

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