Author: Matt Vetrano
Crank 2 High Voltage trailer (Incredible Crisis)
Sucker Punch trailer (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
Escape From New York trailer (Metal Gear)
The Doors trailer (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
Pandorum trailer (Ren and Stimpy)
Black Swan trailer (Perfect Blue)
Inception trailer (Paprika)
Living on Netflix: Red Dawn (2012)
I’ve been seeing this one coming since I started writing these. It’s always been one of those I didn’t want to sit through because not only did it look really stupid, but I’ve never seen the original so my analysis would be somewhat incomplete. All that though, was just excuses for me to avoid it and I’m not about to let this (alleged) piece of crap occupy my mind any longer. I’m gonna sit down, grit my teeth, and get this over with. You wanna know how much I’m dreading this remake? Netflix thinks I’ll give the movie ONE star. ONE. STAR. Pray to Cthulhu for me. This might get ugly.
Living on Netflix: Man of Tai Chi
Keanu Reeves has been called one of the worst actors of all time, but I always felt that was hyperbolic crap. Sure, he’s not all that versatile, but he’s one of those actors who when given the right role can knock it out of the park. In the late 80s, it was Ted Theodore Logan in the wonderful Bill and Ted movies, and then later he became an icon for a generation of kids whose first R rated film was The Matrix. I’ve always had a soft spot for the guy, and was sad that he more or less disappeared after The Day the Earth Stood Still (one of those movies he was NOT suited for). Last year however, he came back in a big way by directing and starring in this martial arts film that he made over in China. Is this the triumphant return of one of Hollywood’s most underrated actors, or is it a desperate attempt to reclaim his popularity after a noticeable slump? If you want to know the answer, then keep on reading!!
The Reviewers Unite 