Living on Netflix: I, Frankenstein

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This 2014 film based on a graphic novel by Kevin Grevioux (who also wrote all the Underworld movies), somehow take the Frankenstein monster and has him fighting legions of demons.  Well you can’t say that’s not one of hell of premise!  I’m actually for wacky premises like this with characters you’d never expect.  Hell, it’s not like Universal was above putting it’s own monsters in crazy and outlandish situations to make a quick buck!  They’re the guys who practically invented the idea of cross over movies!  All that said, the lukewarm buzz around this film when it was released doesn’t give me a whole lot of hope, but you never know with something like this.  Is the movie a fun and cheesy romp, or is it just as bad as every says it is?  Let’s find out!!

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Super Recaps: Sailor Moon Crystal (Episode 15)

After three weeks of waiting (Pope Gregory XIII’s horrible invention strikes again), we finally get another episode of Sailor Moon Crystal!  Was it worth the wait, or are we just setting ourselves up for even more disappointment with this new story arc?  Let’s find out!!  The episode begins with Usagi staring down the barrel of a gun while a little girl demands she give her the Silver Crystal.  Why the hell didn’t Queen Beryl think of this?

“Trust me; I’m not above taking it off your corpse.”
“Trust me; I’m not above taking it off your corpse.”

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Super Recaps: Yuri Kuma Arashi (Episode 3)

We’re back with another episode of Yuri Kuma Arashi, the number one show for those who like high school lesbians being eaten by adorable bears!  The last episode ended with a damn fine twist that this one will hopefully build upon to give us something amazing!  Do they succeed at making the most of this revelation, or do they end up squandering the potential that it had to really flesh out this series!?  There’s only one way to find out and that’s to keep on reading!!  The episode begins with a very confusing bit of narration.

What the hell?  Is Gollum writing this shit?
What the hell?  Is Gollum writing this shit?

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Super Recaps: Yuri Kuma Arashi (Episode 2)

We’re back with another episode of everyone’s favorite lesbian furry romance horror adventure!!  While I wasn’t overwhelmingly happy with the first episode, I definitely saw enough potential to stay excited about what the series has to offer!  Will episode two improve on the first, or is this show going to be one big downward spiral?  There’s only one way to find out, and that’s to keep on reading!!

The episode begins at the funeral of Sumika who has been murdered by Lulu and Ginko, the two transfer students who are actually bears in disguise.  The eulogy is being delivered by the class president Mitsuko, who’s aware that the new kids are the murderers, but doesn’t seem to have found time to discuss this with anyone.  Hell, the bears crash the funeral and Mitsuko doesn’t seem compelled to rat them out for some reason.

“Nothing!  It’s not like I just saw the murderers walk in!  EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!”
“Nothing!  It’s not like I just saw the murderers walk in!  EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!”

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