Cinema Dispatch: KPop Demon Hunters & Happy Gilmore 2

It’s been a rather strong year at the cinema with some solid critical and financial hits throughout the summer, but we can’t forget the workhorse streaming services that are constantly dropping new movies every week no matter how hard it is to fit them all in our schedule.  Netflix has had two particularly big movies come out recently, so let’s take a break from the big screen to see what’s happening on the small one!

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KPop Demon Hunters

KPop Demon Hunters is owned by Netflix

Directed by Maggie Kang & Chris Appelhans

K-Pop stars are just like you and me, except for the fact that they make lots of money, have adoring fans, and are far more talented than you and me.  Not only that, but some of them also fight demons in whatever spare time they have left between concerts, recordings, and endorsement deals. Huntr/x, composed of Rumi, Mira, and Zoey (Arden Cho, May Hong, and Ji-young Yoo), are the latest in a long line of demon hunters who hide themselves in plain sight and use their combat skills as well as their beautiful voices to fight the demonic hoards as well as maintain the magic barrier that keeps the two worlds separated.  A simple arrangement on the surface, but Rumi is hiding a dark secret from everyone, and the effort in doing so may just be the bands’ undoing; especially when a suspiciously talented boy band, led by the striking yet sinister Jinu (Ahn Hyo-seop), comes on the scene and starts to steal their thunder.  Can Huntr/x stop the machinations of the Demon King while also coming together as a family, or will Rumi’s hidden past tear them and the world apart?

The idea of generational media is not entirely without merit as there are noticeable shifts in what genres attain high levels of popularity, but it’s nonetheless a fuzzy concept with a lot of gray area that undercuts any definite claim about what is or is not Millennial content, Zoomer humor, and so on. I myself never got into KPop as that train didn’t arrive at the station until I was well into adulthood, and yet this movie is one of the better films to come out this year. Sony Pictures Animation has been making a name for itself for well over a decade now, and while the Spider-Verse films aren’t about to be dethroned, this is yet another beautifully animated feature from the studio that is frankly giving the likes of Pixar a run for their money. It’s not the most technically impressive or lavishly produced animated movie, but it has more charm than just about anything else we’ve gotten in recent years and has an understanding of its source material that was infectious even for someone who doesn’t particularly care for that subculture. Even the music managed to win me over, which is undoubtedly of the genre advertised, and yet was upbeat, catchy, and matched well with the fantastically animated on-screen action. If there’s anything about this that didn’t quite connect with me as an old man watching a children’s movie, it was the story, which felt a little undercooked. A lot of movies these days will overwhelm the audience with lore and subplots in an attempt to get them interested in a bigger franchise, and this movie falls into that trap as it teases and then kicks important details and character moments down the road to presumably be explored in greater detail in whatever sequels have already been green lit. I don’t expect a movie to answer every single question about mechanics or character relationships, especially when the film is as beautifully put together as this one, but there are more than a couple elements, particularly when it comes to certain family dynamics, that are brought up and never given a satisfying payoff. The movie also lacks a human element to it; someone from our point of view that can at least provide an emotional connection to what is ultimately at stake when the third act kicks things into high gear. The film goes on and on about how important the fans are, and yet the fans are nothing but an endless sea of faces cheering on our protagonists and having no internal lives of their own. Without that, the ultimate confrontation between good and evil feels more like an interpersonal spat despite the sheer number of people who are primed to be affected by its outcome. Neither of these issues are deal breakers as the characters are interesting enough on their own that the missing pieces of their backstory don’t affect things too much, and they still manage to carry the weight of the movie when the narrative falls short of making the end of the world into a big deal, but it’s disappointing that the movie didn’t find a way to go that extra mile in the script when the animation and music are clearly aiming for the stars. A fun story with great visuals and well produced music can overcome almost any generational barrier, and this is a clear example of that. If even a curmudgeonly film critic like me can say that the KPop movie kicks a lot of butt, then that says a lot about how well they pulled it off here and how quickly you should see this movie if you haven’t already.  My generation may not have gotten their Megas XLR movie, but I’m not about to hold that against the Zoomers, or their awesome movies.

4 out of 5
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Cinema Dispatch: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem and all the images you see in this review are owned by Paramount Pictures

Directed by Jeff Rowe

To be frank, I just never got the whole Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles thing. I like the original live-action movie well enough, but it’s not a franchise that I ever got invested in as it just felt like one of those Gen-X holdovers that overstayed its welcome. Well, now the joke’s on me as my childhood is now getting eye rolls from the Zoomers who also can’t escape the prevalence of their previous generation’s obsessions. It’s the circle of life I suppose, and TMNT is taking yet another stab at staying relevant to the youngsters. Will this be another hit for the franchise to go alongside Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or will we be begging for the Bay-Turtles to come back by the time this is over? Let’s find out!!

In the beginning, there was ooze; and said ooze landed on a quartet of cute turtles as well as a very paternal rat. The ooze mutated them to be humanoid, but their ninja skills came from their adoptive rat-dad Splinter (Jackie Chan) looking for a way to protect his kids from the outside world. The turtles are now teenagers named Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello (Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr, Brady Noon, and Micah Abbey) and while they can kick all sorts of butt with their ninja skills, they’re mostly used to get groceries and hide in the shadows; away from the scary humans who would surely reject them if they were to come out of the sewers. Sounds rather bleak if you ask me, but fortunately, they run into a high school reporter named April O’Neil (Ayo Edebiri) and she doesn’t immediately turn them in to the authorities to be dissected but instead comes up with a plan to make them heroes so that they can be accepted and go to high school, and she can get the scoop of a lifetime! Their mission is to take down the mysterious Super Fly (Ice Cube) whose been wreaking havoc all over the city with daring heists of top secret scientific hardware, and while the Turtles want nothing more than to live normal lives, getting closer to Super Fly also gets them closer to some very uncomfortable truths about themselves. What is this Super Fly after, and are his goals as evil as his means of achieving them? Is this a win-win scenario for all involved, or will the world never accept them even if they do save the day? Would we honestly be that shocked to learn of sentient turtles in the sewers who fight crime and eat pizza? I mean Congress had a hearing on UFOs and that barely lasted a day in the news cycle!

“I’m just saying, everyone thinking we’re from Krypton is gonna help us with our PR problem, and it’s not like they can prove otherwise! Heck, we don’t know where that Ooze came from! Maybe it’s from space!” “I think you’re stretching there, Mikey.”
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Cinema Dispatch: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and all the images you see in this review are owned by Sony Pictures Releasing

Directed by Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, and Rodney Rothman

Honestly this whole “Oscar Season” thing has felt rather muted this year as I really haven’t seen that many movies that would fit the archetype we often associate with them.  Other than Welcome to Marwen, the holiday season has been just an extension of summer with huge blockbusters coming out back to back with three presumed major money makers (Bumblebee, Mary Poppins Returns, and Aquaman) fighting over a single weekend right before Christmas.  However out of all those movies that we’re getting right now, the one that really caught my attention was this film; not because I had any particular reason to think it would be great (though I do certainly hope that’s the case!) but because it looked so much different than everything else.  An animated film with a unique art style about Spider-Man characters other than Spider-Man?  Heck, that’s PRACTICALLY Venom considering how much CG they used, and that wasn’t TOO bad!  Can the cinematic debut of Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, and… others I guess, manage to be up there with the best that Disney can put out, or is this only gonna look good in comparison to Sony’s other recent Spider-Man efforts?  Let’s find out!!

Miles Morales (Shameik Moore) is your typical Marvel nobody; slightly smarter than everyone else, painfully insecure, and doesn’t realize how good his life is until some tragedy will inevitably strike it after they get super powers!  For now though, he’s just bummed about having to go to a fancy new school that his parents (Brian Tyree Henry and Luna Lauren Velez) want him to attend while all he wants to do is be with his friends and hang out with his uncle (Mahershala Ali) who understands him a heck of a lot more than his parents do.  During one such hang out session where he and his uncle tag a wall in an abandoned subway tunnel, Miles gets bit by a radioactive spider and goes through the typical Spider-Man first day of school; make a fool of yourself, stick to things, and eventually realize how awesome these powers are!  Then again, there’s already a Spider-Man roaming the streets (Chris Pine) so it’s not like he needs to get himself involved in Super Hero shenanigans, right?  Oh wait, Spider-Man’s dead.  Huh.  Didn’t see that coming (especially if you don’t know anything about Miles Morales already) and not only that, the big Super Villain plot he failed to stop is some sort of interdimensional portal gun thingy that The Kingpin (Liev Schreiber) is making and is merging alternate realties into this one.  It makes a lot more sense when you see in the movie.  Trust me on that.  ANYWAY!  One of the alternate dimensions has spout out Peter B Parker (Jake Johnson) who is like this universe’s Peter only a lot less dead and a lot less competent, and he and Miles end up crossing paths through even more convoluted shenanigans.  So now that we’re up to TWO only somewhat competent Spider-People, they can do what the actually GOOD Spider-Man couldn’t, right?  Eh… maybe, but let’s see if we can find a few more Else Worlds Spiders like Spider-Gwen (Hailee Steinfeld), Spider-Noir (Nicolas Cage), Spider-Bot (Kimiko Gleen), and Spider-Pig (John Mulaney) before storming The Kingpin’s castle.  I’m sure they’re around here somewhere!  Will Miles learn how to use his powers for good and accept the responsibility that comes with them?  Can the other Spider-People not only show him what it means to be a hero, but stop The Kingpin before their universe’s become endangered as well?  Can we somehow find a way to go to an alternate dimension where this film is ALSO part of the MCU!?

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“In our universe Venom was released in 2007.”     “WOW!  Your world really IS superior!”

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