Cinema Dispatch: Good Fortune

Good Fortune and all the images you see in this review are owned by Lionsgate

Directed by Aziz Ansari

Catch-up month continues as I dutifully ignore new releases until I feel I’ve seen enough of 2025 to make my year-end lists, and while this comedy may have some big name stars involved, you’d be forgiven if it slipped past you as it did me. I knew it was coming out and had every intention to make a pilgrimage to my local multiplex, but I just never got around to it and had to wait for the inevitable VOD release. A sad fate that many movies have had to endure, but should I be truly repentant for missing its theatrical run, or was it always destined to be a better watch in the comfort of our homes? Let’s find out!!

In the heart of Los Angeles, whose name turns out to be much more literal than previously thought, a down on his luck guy named Arj (Aziz Ansari) catches the eye of Gabriel (Keanu Reeves); a lower Angel who typically only helps people who are texting and driving but sees something in Arj that needs fixing. He’s living out of his car, he’s running around the city doing crappy jobs, and while he likes the woman at the hardware store who’s trying to start a union (Keke Palmer), he can barely afford food for himself; much less a date where both parties would be expected to eat. After a particularly rough day where he is unceremoniously fired by tech bro Jeff (Seth Rogan) from the only good job he had, Gabriel tries to intervene and show Arj what makes his life worth living. It doesn’t quite go according to plan, however, as it turns out that Arj’s life isn’t going to get much better than it is now, and things only get worse when Gabriel has the bright idea to do what is known as a Switch-A-Rooney where he makes Arj and Jeff switch places. Not a bad trade for Arj all things considered, but Jeff isn’t too happy about it and Gabriel’s boss (Sandra Oh) is less than thrilled at his loose-cannon behavior. Will this new life for Arj prove to be more of a curse than a gift, which is what Gabriel was trying to prove in the first place? Can Jeff survive the horrors of hustle culture and perhaps learn a little something about himself in the process? Seriously, what was Gabriel’s plan when he gave Arj everything he could ever want? Unless Jeff was about to be indicted or assassinated, it’s hard to see much of a downside.

“And there’s no catch? Not even an ironic twist?”    “No. Unfortunately, all the lawyers are in Hell, so our contracts are a little spotty.”
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Cinema Dispatch: The Lion King

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The Lion King and all the images you see in this review are owned by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Directed by Jon Favreau

Didn’t I just do this a month ago?  Seriously Disney, I know you own basically all of entertainment now, but can you at least change it up a bit from month to month?  We JUST got done making fun of the genie in Aladdin; we don’t need another remake this soon!  Seriously, if they keep burning through their renaissance films like this they’re gonna have to take another stab at Treasure Planet before 2030, and if they thought that one sunk like a lead balloon LAST TIME… oh who am I kidding?  We’ll give it a billion dollars at the box office without a second thought!  So until those bleak times are upon us, does this latest remake of a beloved nineties classic live up to the original, or is this a worse idea than Lion King 1.5?  Let’s find out!!

Now stop me if you’ve heard this one before!  Simba (Donald Glover) is the son of Mustafa (James Earl Jones); king of the Pride Lands and brother of Scar (Chiwetel Ejiofor) who conveniently has a scar on his face to go with the name.  Now if the name wasn’t enough to convince you, scar is one EVIL lion that wants the throne for himself but now has to wait behind the little brat for his shot.  That is unless he pulls a Hamlet and MURDERS THE KING IN COLD BLOOD, albeit with a stampede instead of a jug of ear poison.  Convincing young Simba that he is responsible, he runs off to live in exile while Scar takes the Pride Lands for himself, and the young prince runs into two free spirited do nothings called Timon and Pumbaa (Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen).  While Simba is living his carefree life as a slacker, things are not going so well in the Pride Lands under Scar’s quasi fascist rule with the help of the hyenas and so Simba’s childhood friend Nala (Beyoncé Knowles-Carter) runs off to find help, and believing Simba to be dead this whole time… well let’s just say there’s an awkward conversation very soon in their future.  Can Simba find the courage to face his fear and his guilt that have defined him for so long?  Just how far will Scar go to stay seated on his throne, and does Simba have a chance of defeating him after all this time?   Did Disney listen to that “everything the light touches” line again recently and consider that a challenge?

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“Everything the light touches is our Kingdom.”     “Yeah, but the Earth revolves around the sun, so pretty much everywhere gets hit by sunlight at SOME point throughout the day.”     “Look, we’re lions, alright!?  We can’t draw border maps!  WE DON’T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!”

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