When lousy entertainment gets out of hand, these heroes will rise to mock it!
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The second episode is called “Chapter 1”. The reason why is because it contains all the remaining webisodes from the first season (chapter 1). Most of these are much shorter than the three part story from the first episode, so there’s probably gonna be a lot of shenanigans without much plot development.
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We all know about Monster High right? Someone had the bright idea to take Universal Monsters and turn them into a line of highly profitable dolls. Naturally this led to a bunch of knockoffs, one of which being Ever After High which is basically the same premise only with slightly less murder in their back stories. So if this is just a rip off of someone else’s idea, why am I bothering to give this the light of day? The reason why is because Netflix picked it up and is making a movie followed by a season of episodes to be released on its service. Seriously!? What exactly do they see in this property? Well there are currently three episodes on Netflix (made before the deal), so let’s take a look at each one of them in our very first three-part series!!
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Is the whole Uwe Boll thing over yet? Do people still give him shit for being a bad filmmaker? Well far be it from me to avoid a bandwagon, so let’s take a look at one of his more recent films! Who knows? Maybe the guy has improved in the last few years! You want to find out if he did? Then keep reading!
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This is going to be an interesting one. A horror movie that isn’t found footage!? A horror movie that’s not a sequel or remake!? A horror movie with a plot and characters!? No wonder this only got a limited theatrical release. American Mary is the second film by the Soska twins whose prior film was a student project called “Dead Hooker in a Trunk” so that might give us a clue of what we’re in for with this one. Is their sophomore effort any good? Keep reading to find out!
Starring Jason “fist with an accent” Statham, written by Sylvester “I wrote Rocky a long time ago” Stallone, and has James “I’m James Franco” Franco as an evil redneck. This sounds like the recipe for a down and dirty southern classic right? Well there’s only one way to find out, and that’s to keep reading!
One of the biggest oddities of 2013 is this independent film that was shot inside Disney World (and Disney Land) without anyone from Disney knowing about it. What was made from that footage is supposed to be one of the most bizarre and inflammatory films to ever try and get one over on the Mouse House. I’ve been waiting to see this movie for a long time, and I’m SO glad that Netflix picked it up. Is it any good? Read on to find out!
Robert Zemeckis’s triumphant return to live action movies hit with a bang. Hailed as one of the best movies of 2012, Flight is the emotional tale of Denzel Washington trying to win another Oscar in this remake of Leaving Las Vegas. That’s how I see it at least. Did I like the movie? Keep reading to find out!
When I first saw the trailer for this, I knew I had to see it. The premise was great; it looked atmospheric, and appeared to have the right mix of craziness and seriousness that can turn your standard horror movie in a bone chilling masterpiece. Does it live up to the hype? Read on to find out!
Everyone likes Hoodwinked, right? It was clever, unexpected, and looked pretty good considering how astoundingly low its budget was. It was a real sleeper hit that ended up grossing over one hundred million dollars at the box office (factoring in international as well as domestic). So naturally, a sequel was planned… that came out five years later. Not only that, but it was a terrible piece of garbage according to critics. Well hell, I’m sure you guys like to see me in pain, so why don’t we give this one a shot?
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Dexter ended its eight season run last year, and I finally caught up with it. What follows is not just a review of that final episode, but an overview of the entire series. If it’s not obvious yet, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS!!!
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The Reviewers Unite 