Cinema Dispatch: KPop Demon Hunters & Happy Gilmore 2

It’s been a rather strong year at the cinema with some solid critical and financial hits throughout the summer, but we can’t forget the workhorse streaming services that are constantly dropping new movies every week no matter how hard it is to fit them all in our schedule.  Netflix has had two particularly big movies come out recently, so let’s take a break from the big screen to see what’s happening on the small one!

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KPop Demon Hunters

KPop Demon Hunters is owned by Netflix

Directed by Maggie Kang & Chris Appelhans

K-Pop stars are just like you and me, except for the fact that they make lots of money, have adoring fans, and are far more talented than you and me.  Not only that, but some of them also fight demons in whatever spare time they have left between concerts, recordings, and endorsement deals. Huntr/x, composed of Rumi, Mira, and Zoey (Arden Cho, May Hong, and Ji-young Yoo), are the latest in a long line of demon hunters who hide themselves in plain sight and use their combat skills as well as their beautiful voices to fight the demonic hoards as well as maintain the magic barrier that keeps the two worlds separated.  A simple arrangement on the surface, but Rumi is hiding a dark secret from everyone, and the effort in doing so may just be the bands’ undoing; especially when a suspiciously talented boy band, led by the striking yet sinister Jinu (Ahn Hyo-seop), comes on the scene and starts to steal their thunder.  Can Huntr/x stop the machinations of the Demon King while also coming together as a family, or will Rumi’s hidden past tear them and the world apart?

The idea of generational media is not entirely without merit as there are noticeable shifts in what genres attain high levels of popularity, but it’s nonetheless a fuzzy concept with a lot of gray area that undercuts any definite claim about what is or is not Millennial content, Zoomer humor, and so on. I myself never got into KPop as that train didn’t arrive at the station until I was well into adulthood, and yet this movie is one of the better films to come out this year. Sony Pictures Animation has been making a name for itself for well over a decade now, and while the Spider-Verse films aren’t about to be dethroned, this is yet another beautifully animated feature from the studio that is frankly giving the likes of Pixar a run for their money. It’s not the most technically impressive or lavishly produced animated movie, but it has more charm than just about anything else we’ve gotten in recent years and has an understanding of its source material that was infectious even for someone who doesn’t particularly care for that subculture. Even the music managed to win me over, which is undoubtedly of the genre advertised, and yet was upbeat, catchy, and matched well with the fantastically animated on-screen action. If there’s anything about this that didn’t quite connect with me as an old man watching a children’s movie, it was the story, which felt a little undercooked. A lot of movies these days will overwhelm the audience with lore and subplots in an attempt to get them interested in a bigger franchise, and this movie falls into that trap as it teases and then kicks important details and character moments down the road to presumably be explored in greater detail in whatever sequels have already been green lit. I don’t expect a movie to answer every single question about mechanics or character relationships, especially when the film is as beautifully put together as this one, but there are more than a couple elements, particularly when it comes to certain family dynamics, that are brought up and never given a satisfying payoff. The movie also lacks a human element to it; someone from our point of view that can at least provide an emotional connection to what is ultimately at stake when the third act kicks things into high gear. The film goes on and on about how important the fans are, and yet the fans are nothing but an endless sea of faces cheering on our protagonists and having no internal lives of their own. Without that, the ultimate confrontation between good and evil feels more like an interpersonal spat despite the sheer number of people who are primed to be affected by its outcome. Neither of these issues are deal breakers as the characters are interesting enough on their own that the missing pieces of their backstory don’t affect things too much, and they still manage to carry the weight of the movie when the narrative falls short of making the end of the world into a big deal, but it’s disappointing that the movie didn’t find a way to go that extra mile in the script when the animation and music are clearly aiming for the stars. A fun story with great visuals and well produced music can overcome almost any generational barrier, and this is a clear example of that. If even a curmudgeonly film critic like me can say that the KPop movie kicks a lot of butt, then that says a lot about how well they pulled it off here and how quickly you should see this movie if you haven’t already.  My generation may not have gotten their Megas XLR movie, but I’m not about to hold that against the Zoomers, or their awesome movies.

4 out of 5
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Cinema Dispatch: Superman

Superman and all the images you see in this review are owned by Warner Bros Pictures

Directed by James Gunn

James Gunn may be a fantastic filmmaker, but no one has managed to recapture the magic of the Richard Donner films; not even Christopher Reeve who tried to make the fourth film into a passionate a poignant message for the world, though I’d still take Superman IV over Man of Steel any day. Sure, the franchise has been reliably bankable which is why Warner Bros isn’t about to give up on it yet, but for Gunn to go after this white whale is a show of supreme confidence, and possibly the kind of show-off move you’d want to make if you were also entrusted to shepherd an entire movie studio towards relevance again. I trust James Gunn to pull it off, but I’m still crossing my fingers all the same. Can James Gunn make us believe that a man can fly while also putting him in a good movie? Let’s find out!!

Whether you know him as Superman, Clark Kent, or Kal-El (Davud Cirebswet), the Big Blue Boy Scout is three years into his career and is doing what he can to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people invested in the world not being better, so he’s come under fire for stopping a war between the US ally of Boravia and the neighboring country of Jarhanpur. Until now, he was the golden boy who could do no wrong and looked good in Tik-Tok videos captured by the citizens of Metropolis, but with this foray into a politically charged conflict, he’s drawn a few side eyes from ostensible allies such as the Justice Gang composed of Green Lantern Guy Gardner (Nathan Fillion), Hawkgirl (Isabela Merced), and Mr. Terrific (Edi Gathegi) and, most distressing of all, his own girlfriend Lois Lane (Rachel Brosnahan) whose worried he hasn’t thought through the implications of such action and how it could come back to haunt him. She’s not wrong either as Lex Luthor (Nicholas Hoult) has been gunning for him for years now and sees an opportunity to turn the public to his side, so with the help of his corporate drones and a few powered-up henchmen, he starts a smear campaign against Superman and even infiltrates his Fortress of Solitude to uncover more secrets. Are there problematic and terrifying skeletons in Kal-El’s closet that could keep him from being the hero he wants to be? What else does Lex Luthor have up his sleeve beyond the mud raking, and will it bring further chaos to international conflict that Superman tried to stop? Most importantly, who’s gonna feed Krypto if something happens to him!?

“My flesh is impervious to heat, so you’re gonna have to eat me raw. Is that gonna be a problem for you?”     “WOOF!”
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Super Recaps: The Twilight Zone (Mr. Motivation)

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The Twilight Zone and all the images you see in this recap are owned by Warner Bros Television and based on the series created by Rod Serling

Episode directed by Deran Sarafian

We’re back with another episode of The Twilight Zone Saga: New Millennium, and boy do we have something new for you all today!  This episode is unlike any other we’ve seen so far as it is a… wait for it… COMEDY!!  That’s right!  Not an unintended comedy like that one about the guitar or watching Katherine Heigl try to kill baby Hitler!  This one wants you to chuckle right along with it instead of directly at it!  Does this series know how to loosen up and have a genuine sense of wit about itself?  Let’s find out!!

The episode begins with what might be the most attended office birthday party that wasn’t catered as everyone and their mother apparently left their stations to go to a cubicle and sing For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow.  Wait, what?  Is the birthday song copyrighted or something?  Hold on.

HOLY CRAP, IT IS!!  Apparently that song has had some sort of copyright on it since 1935 with Warner/Chappell music acquiring a company that claimed to have owned it back in 1985 and have been collecting royalties on it since!  That is until 2016 when a court ordered that their copyright was not valid for reasons that I’ve only skimmed now and will surely take up an afternoon of your time if you wish to look into it, and Warner/Chappell is required to refund the royalties they’ve collected for it.  Darn you, Warner Bros television!  If you had stuck to your guns and used the CORRECT song, you would be getting your seven hundred bucks back anyway!  Who looks like a fool now, Warner Bros Television?  Who looks like a fool now?

Did I really take this recap completely off the rails because of the Birthday Song?  Let’s see if we can somehow get back on track.  So anyway, the cubicle in question belongs to Charlie (Wallace Langham) who is one of many office drones in this building that does… stuff, and is having a rather joyous little celebration at his desk complete with trick candle on his cupcake, but all that comes to a SCREECHING halt as soon as The Boss (Christopher McDonald) comes through and tells everyone to get back to work; something they do with great gusto and more than recommend amount of abject terror.  The Boss by the way looks like a cross between Thomas Haden Church, Clancy Brown and Biff from Back to the Future, so it’s no wonder everyone is terrified of him!  Oh but he can’t be ALL bad, right?  After all, he got Charlie a gift for his birthday which is some sort of dime store talking statute called Mr. Motivation who spouts useless buzzwords and aphorisms whenever you bop it on its little bobble head.  Just the pick me up Charlie is gonna need of since The Boss follows up this magnanimous gesture with a neigh impossible task and his job security as the sword of Damocles hanging over his head.  He needs to pull up basically all documentation over the last several months (hard copies no less), and search for any that contain the name of a specific product their developing.  If he can find whatever vaguely sinister thing The Boss is looking for, he gets a promotion.  If not, well… at least the economy in 2002 is better than it is now but it would STILL be a pain in the butt.

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“I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do, sir!  I’m gonna invest in HOUSING!  There is nothing more stable in this, the greatest country on Earth, so you can take your job and shove it!”

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