https://reviewersunite.com/2026/02/25/cinema-dispatch-jay-kelly-heads-of-state-and-mountainhead/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/mountainheadcd0.jpgMOUNTAINHEADCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/jaykellycd0.jpgJAYKELLYCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/headsofstatecd0.jpgHEADSOFSTATECD02026-02-25T01:17:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2026/01/14/cinema-dispatch-good-fortune/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/goodfortunecd2.jpgGOODFORTUNECD2“Be real with me. You’re either one of those Secret Bosses, or you’re from the future and are stuck in a Quantum Leap scenario.”     “Why not both?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/goodfortunecd1.jpgGOODFORTUNECD1“And there’s no catch? Not even an ironic twist?”    “No. Unfortunately, all the lawyers are in Hell, so our contracts are a little spotty.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/goodfortunecd0.jpgGOODFORTUNECD02026-01-14T03:42:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2026/01/06/cinema-dispatch-marty-supreme-the-smashing-machine/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/thesmashingmachinecd0.jpgTHESMASHINGMACHINECD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/martysupremecd0.jpgMARTYSUPREMECD02026-01-05T23:21:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/cinema-dispatch3/2026-01-05T17:02:00+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/movie-reviews4/2026-01-05T17:01:59+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/cinema-dispatch2/2026-01-05T17:00:53+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/cinema-dispatch/2026-01-05T17:00:51+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2026/01/03/cinema-dispatch-caught-stealing-eddington/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/eddingtoncd0.jpgEDDINGTONCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/caughtstealingcd0.jpgCAUGHTSTEALINGCD02026-01-03T17:01:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/12/28/cinema-dispatch-the-spongebob-movie-search-for-squarepants/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/sbmsfspcd2.jpgSBMSFSPCD2“We’ll be here all week, folks!”     “And don’t forget to leave a tip!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/sbmsfspcd1.jpgSBMSFSPCD1“Talk to my agent, you yellow Philistine!”    “Okey-dokey, best buddy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/sbmsfspcd0.jpgSBMSFSPCD02025-12-28T19:14:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/12/22/cinema-dispatch-wake-up-dead-man-a-knives-out-mystery/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/wudmcd2.jpgWUDMCD2“Nope. Nothing for me to do in there, either.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/wudmcd1.jpgWUDMCD1“This here is Blanc. He’s your friend. I’m not, and if you don’t tell him who did it, I’ll make you recite SO many Hail Marys it will make your head spin! ARE WE CLEAR!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/wudmcd0.jpgWUDMCD02025-12-22T18:08:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/12/20/cinema-dispatch-the-running-man-hamnet/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/hamnetcd0.jpgHAMNETCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/therunningmancd0.jpgTHERUNNINGMANCD02025-12-20T15:23:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/10/27/cinema-dispatch-black-phone-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/blackphone2cd2.jpgBLACKPHONE2CD2“What an axe-cellent day to die!”     “Your puns are somehow worse than your failed attempts at murder.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/blackphone2cd1.jpgBLACKPHONE2CD1“Maybe the REAL black phone was the friends we made along the way.”     “Shut up, you mask wearing dick-weed!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/blackphone2cd0.jpgBLACKPHONE2CD02025-12-20T14:53:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/12/15/cinema-dispatch-dust-bunny/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/dustbunnycd2.jpgDUSTBUNNYCD2Sometimes a giant brass hippo is just a giant brass hippo. But the time!? Now THAT means something!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/dustbunnycd1.jpgDUSTBUNNYCD1“Sorry, ma’am. I just don’t have any openings in my schedule; isn’t that right Miss Clucky?”     “…”     “The chicken says yes.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/dustbunnycd0.jpgDUSTBUNNYCD02025-12-15T02:35:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/12/07/cinema-dispatch-wicked-for-good/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/wicked2cd2.jpgWICKED2CD2“Fake news. You can’t trust the weather!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/wicked2cd1.jpgWICKED2CD1“This is MY movie! You already had yours!”     “There wouldn’t be ANY movie if it wasn’t for ME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/wicked2cd0.jpgWICKED2CD02025-12-07T02:46:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/11/16/cinema-dispatch-frankenstein/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/frankensteincd2.jpgFRANKENSTEINCD2“Alright, Junior. We’re gonna have to set up some ground rules. No leaving the castle after ten, unless it’s a full moon.”     “Shut up! You’re not my real dad!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/frankensteincd1.jpgFRANKENSTEINCD1“Fronk-in-steen? I swear, this is somehow worse than when the postal service sent me those Henry Frankenstein letters.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/frankensteincd0.jpgFRANKENSTEINCD02025-11-15T23:32:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/11/13/cinema-dispatch-predator-badlands/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/predatorbadlandscd2.jpgPREDATORBADLANDSCD2“ALL YOUR SCREEN TIME ARE BELONG TO US!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/predatorbadlandscd1.jpgPREDATORBADLANDSCD1“Perhaps he will submit if I beat him in a staring contest…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/predatorbadlandscd0.jpgPREDATORBADLANDSCD02025-11-13T00:40:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/10/13/cinema-dispatch-m3gan-2-0-clown-in-a-cornfield-and-heart-eyes/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/m3gan2cd0.jpgM3GAN2CD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/hearteyescd0.jpgHEARTEYESCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/ciaccd0.jpgCIACCD02025-10-19T22:14:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/10/12/cinema-dispatch-him-the-ugly-stepsister/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/tusscd0.jpgTUSSCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/himcd0.jpgHIMCD02025-10-12T15:26:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/10/07/cinema-dispatch-war-of-the-worlds/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/waroftheworldscd2.jpgWAROFTHEWORLDSCD2“Look up in the sky! It’s Super Bezos!”     “Hooray! He’ll save us all with his Super Yacht and the pee bottles of his drivers!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/waroftheworldscd1.jpgWAROFTHEWORLDSCD1“Viral marketing is getting WAY out of control!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/waroftheworldscd0.jpgWAROFTHEWORLDSCD02025-10-07T03:05:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/10/04/cinema-dispatch-nobody-2-love-hurts/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/lovehurtscd0.pngLOVEHURTSCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/nobody2cd0.pngNOBODY2CD02025-10-04T02:30:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/09/25/cinema-dispatch-the-toxic-avenger/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/thetoxicavengercd2.jpgTHETOXICAVENGERCD2That puff of smoke would have paid for three Poultrygeist sequels, and thank goodness we were spared from those!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/thetoxicavengercd1.jpgTHETOXICAVENGERCD1“Wait, TOXIC Avenger? This isn’t the next Marvel movie? NOOOOOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/thetoxicavengercd0.jpgTHETOXICAVENGERCD02025-09-25T01:41:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/08/22/cinema-dispatch-kpop-demon-hunters-happy-gilmore-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/happyg2cd0.jpgHAPPYG2CD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/kpopdhcd0.jpgKPOPDHCD02025-08-22T00:37:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/08/10/cinema-dispatch-weapons/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/weaponscd2.jpgWEAPONSCD2This guy gets it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/weaponscd1.jpgWEAPONSCD1“All I wanted was to teach the kids to finger paint, but no! I had to teach the GHOST CLASS!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/weaponscd0.jpgWEAPONSCD02025-08-10T14:41:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/08/05/cinema-dispatch-the-naked-gun/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/tngcd2.jpgTNGCD2“You know they made three of this back in the day, right?”     “Sure do, Frank; tell me something I don’t know.”     “Did you ever play the mobile game?”     “No Frank. Literally no one did.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/tngcd1.jpgTNGCD1“Fitting an entire hot dog in your mouth is not merely a challenge; it’s a show of domination to the rest of the food. They will KNOW who’s at the top of the chain!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/tngcd0.jpgTNGCD02025-08-05T02:39:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/07/31/cinema-dispatch-the-fantastic-four-first-steps/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/tf4fscd2.jpgTF4FSCD2NO! Not third-guy-from-the-left! He was my favorite guy!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/tf4fscd1.jpgTF4FSCD1“I can try throwing the car at him.”     “And what, give him a nosebleed if we’re lucky?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/tf4fscd0.jpgTF4FSCD02025-07-31T00:07:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/07/14/cinema-dispatch-superman/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/supermancd2.jpgSUPERMANCD2“You’re no match for the power of friendship! FEEL THE KINDNESS OF MY SUPER-HUG!!”     “OH GOD, MY BONES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/supermancd1.jpgSUPERMANCD1“My flesh is impervious to heat, so you’re gonna have to eat me raw. Is that gonna be a problem for you?”     “WOOF!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/supermancd0.jpgSUPERMANCD02025-07-14T00:15:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/07/10/cinema-dispatch-f1-the-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/f1moviecd2.jpgF1MOVIECD2“Darn you, rubber-banding!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/f1moviecd1.jpgF1MOVIECD1“SHAKE AND BAKE, BABY!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/f1moviecd0.jpgF1MOVIECD02025-07-10T03:59:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/06/24/cinema-dispatch-friendship-another-simple-favor/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/asf2cd0.jpgASF2CD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/friendshipcd0.jpgFRIENDSHIPCD02025-07-04T01:53:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/06/23/cinema-dispatch-28-years-later/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/28ylcd2.jpg28YLCD2I mean, we ARE still looking for a new James Bond.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/28ylcd1.jpg28YLCD1“Seriously, mom! Why did you let me do this?”     “ME!? You’re the one who dragged me out of bed while I was still catatonic!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/28ylcd0.jpg28YLCD02025-06-23T12:43:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/05/15/cinema-dispatch-sinners/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/sinnerscd2.jpgSINNERSCD2“We’re ready for our close-up, Mr. Coogler!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/sinnerscd1.jpgSINNERSCD1“Best part is, they’re both in my size!”     “Mine too!  What a coincidence!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/sinnerscd0.jpgSINNERSCD02025-05-15T23:15:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/05/06/cinema-dispatch-thunderbolts/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/thunderboltscd2.jpgTHUNDERBOLTSCD2“I watch ALL six seasons of The Americans, and it was nonsense! FX received many notebooks with things they got wrong!”     “GOD, dad! This is why I can’t take you anywhere!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/thunderboltscd1.jpgTHUNDERBOLTSCD1“As they say in the old country, the bootstraps are mightier than the sword!”     “Shut up, dad.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/thunderboltscd0.jpgTHUNDERBOLTSCD02025-05-06T02:34:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/02/18/cinema-dispatch-captain-america-brave-new-world/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/cabnwcd2.jpgCABNWCD2“Call me… DEEPER Throat…”     “Really?”     “Well, it was either that or Edward Bro-den.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/cabnwcd1.jpgCABNWCD1“I’m telling you, they BELONG in a museum.”     “Can we at least keep the Infinity Stones separate from each other? Maybe rotate them out of the display case?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/cabnwcd0.jpgCABNWCD02025-05-04T18:36:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/04/15/cinema-dispatch-a-minecraft-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/aminecraftmoviecd2.jpgAMINECRAFTMOVIECD2I miss Kyle…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/aminecraftmoviecd1.jpgAMINECRAFTMOVIECD1“You’ve got to think three steps ahead. We’ll recreate the movie in Minecraft, ONLY using sheep! IT’S BRILLIANT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/aminecraftmoviecd0.jpgAMINECRAFTMOVIECD02025-04-15T02:46:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/03/20/cinema-dispatch-black-bag-presence/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/presencecd0.jpgPRESENCECD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/blackbagcd0.jpgBLACKBAGCD02025-03-20T13:51:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/03/17/cinema-dispatch-mickey-17/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/mickey17cd2.jpgMICKEY17CD2“Can’t believe he got voted as Captain for a third time.”     “Maybe he’ll be more moderate this time.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/mickey17cd1.jpgMICKEY17CD1“The best is that we’ve already killed you so now OSHA standards don’t apply! It’s called Double Jeopardy!”     “Oh yeah, I like that movie. Hey, are my eyeballs supposed to be burning?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/mickey17cd0.jpgMICKEY17CD02025-03-17T14:32:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/03/06/cinema-dispatch-the-monkey/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/themonkeycd2.jpgTHEMONKEYCD2“The heck are YOU looking at!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/themonkeycd1.jpgTHEMONKEYCD1“UGH! All over my glasses!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/themonkeycd0.jpgTHEMONKEYCD02025-03-06T14:09:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/09/30/cinema-dispatch-the-substance/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/substancecd2.jpgSUBSTANCECD2I mean… at least it’s not a Brazilian Butt Lift?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/substancecd1.jpgSUBSTANCECD1“Despite all my rage, I am still Demi Moore in a cage!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/substancecd0.jpgSUBSTANCECD02025-01-19T16:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/09/24/cinema-dispatch-bad-boys-ride-or-die-twisters/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/twisterscd0.jpgTWISTERSCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/badboys4cd0.jpgBADBOYS4CD02025-01-19T16:33:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/09/13/cinema-dispatch-beetlejuice-beetlejuice/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/beetlejuice2cd2.jpgBEETLEJUICE2CD2“It wasn’t all bad, was it?”     “You tried to force me into marriage when I was a teenager.”     “Well, we’ve both grown a lot since then.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/beetlejuice2cd1.jpgBEETLEJUICE2CD1“It’s very simple. Clients call me Betelgeuse, friends call me Beetlejuice, and REALLY good friends call me daddy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/beetlejuice2cd0.jpgBEETLEJUICE2CD02025-01-19T16:30:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/08/15/cinema-dispatch-borderlands/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/borderlandscd2.jpgBORDERLANDSCD2“THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING UP TENACIOUS D!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/borderlandscd1.jpgBORDERLANDSCD1“Seriously, do you use a diffuser when blow-drying it, or is all in the hair gel?”     “Can we talk about something else, please?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/borderlandscd0.jpgBORDERLANDSCD02025-01-19T16:26:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/01/18/cinema-dispatch-top-10-best-movies-of-2024/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/best2024cd9.jpgBEST2024CD9https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/best2024-11.jpgBEST2024-112025-01-18T17:14:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/06/28/cinema-dispatch-monkey-man-the-fall-guy-and-i-saw-the-tv-glow/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/isttvgcd0.jpgISTTVGCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thefallguycd0.jpgTHEFALLGUYCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/monkeymancd0.jpgMONKEYMANCD02025-01-18T16:56:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/06/09/cinema-dispatch-furiosa-a-mad-max-saga/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/furiosacd2.jpgFURIOSACD2“WHAT DOES JOE HAVE THAT I DON’T!? A FACE MASK!? WELL, I HAVE A CAPE, SO THERE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/furiosacd1.jpgFURIOSACD1“You’re lucky I’m a righty, or else I’d be REALLY pissed!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/furiosacd0.jpgFURIOSACD02025-01-18T16:47:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/04/11/cinema-dispatch-godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire/2025-01-18T16:42:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/03/22/cinema-dispatch-love-lies-bleeding/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/llbcd2.jpgLLBCD2“It could have been worse.”     “How could it have POSSIBLY been worse?”     “Uh… there could have been kittens in there, too.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/llbcd1.jpgLLBCD1“We can get a place in California. Clean beaches, nice weather…”     “What, and buy our bologna at someplace OTHER than the Piggly Wiggly!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/llbcd0.jpgLLBCD02025-01-18T13:45:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/02/29/cinema-dispatch-dune-part-two/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/dune2cd3.jpgDUNE2CD3Maybe the twist of the third film is that this was all a drug-fueled hallucination in an episode of Euphoria. The Spice Must Flow indeed!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/dune2cd2.jpgDUNE2CD2“MAKE ARRAKIS GREAT AGAIN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/dune2cd1.jpgDUNE2CD1“By the power of Grayskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/dune2cd0.jpgDUNE2CD02025-01-18T13:43:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/02/23/cinema-dispatch-madame-web/2025-01-18T13:40:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/04/13/cinema-dispatch-hundreds-of-beavers/2025-01-17T11:17:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/01/16/cinema-dispatch-top-7-films-of-2024-that-need-improvement/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/needsi24-3.jpgNEEDSI24-3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/needsi24-4.jpgNEEDSI24-42025-01-16T04:27:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-comics/eye-lie-popeye/2025-01-12T15:43:17+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2024/07/18/cinema-dispatch-longlegs/2025-01-11T15:12:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2025/01/05/cinema-dispatch-nosferatu/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/nosferatucd2.jpgNOSFERATUCD2Forget Van Helsing! This place needs a Belmont!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/nosferatucd1.jpgNOSFERATUCD1I felt the same way when they announced Death Stranding 2.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/nosferatucd0.jpgNOSFERATUCD02025-01-05T21:39:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/12/29/cinema-dispatch-sonic-the-hedgehog-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/sonic3cd2.jpgSONIC3CD2“Laugh all you like, I am still a hedgehog on a bike…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/sonic3cd1.jpgSONIC3CD1I’d say they should start a boy band, but they’ll just start fighting over who gets to be the tough one.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/sonic3cd0.jpgSONIC3CD02024-12-29T14:58:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/12/23/cinema-dispatch-war-of-the-rohirrim-conclave/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/rohirrimcd0.jpgROHIRRIMCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/conclavecd0.jpgCONCLAVECD02024-12-23T19:22:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/12/21/cinema-dispatch-kraven-the-hunter/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/kravencd2.jpgKRAVENCD2“YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE KRAVEN-ED!!”     “Is he saying something? He does know we can’t hear him over from all the way up here, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/kravencd1.jpgKRAVENCD1“I FIGHT WITH THE POWER OF A HUNDRED TIGERS AND THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUBURBAN WHITE BOYS WHO HATE THEIR DAD!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/kravencd0.jpgKRAVENCD02024-12-21T15:10:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/12/16/cinema-dispatch-wicked-part-i/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/wickedcd2.jpgWICKEDCD2“DON’T FORGET THAT I’M HERE TOO!”     “Typical aggressive wizard behavior. Everything has to be about him!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/wickedcd1.jpgWICKEDCD1Not sure THOSE are the vibes I’m getting off of this.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/wickedcd0.jpgWICKEDCD02024-12-16T20:01:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/12/06/cinema-dispatch-moana-2-red-one/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/redonecd0.jpgREDONECD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/moana2cd0.jpgMOANA2CD02024-12-06T15:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/10/18/cinema-dispatch-joker-folie-a-deux-terrifier-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/terrifier3cd0.jpgTERRIFIER3CD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/joker2cd0.jpgJOKER2CD02024-10-18T16:28:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/10/14/super-comics-eye-lie-popeye-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/elpopeye2-3.jpgELPOPEYE2-3Bluto confirmed for Smash? How about Kingdom Hearts?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/elpopeye2-2.jpgELPOPEYE2-2Yeah, right; and I’m sure he was actually going to the store to buy cigarettes, too.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/elpopeye2-1.jpgELPOPEYE2-1See, I just thought he was a tough guy who joined the Navy. Boy was I off base!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/elpopeye2-0.jpgELPOPEYE2-02024-10-14T14:27:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/10/06/cinema-dispatch-megalopolis/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/megalopoliscd2.jpgMEGALOPOLISCD2“Why does it ALWAYS look better in the showroom before you take it home?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/megalopoliscd1.jpgMEGALOPOLISCD1“And why are the cell phones so darn confusing these days!? Can’t I just order a pizza without downloading an app and signing up for their rewards program!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/megalopoliscd0.jpgMEGALOPOLISCD02024-10-06T12:04:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/09/07/super-comics-eye-lie-popeye-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/elpopeye1-3.jpgELPOPEYE1-3Okay, but what if he eats a mixed green salad? Does the kale supercharge the spinach, or do the different leafy greens cancel each other out?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/elpopeye1-2.jpgELPOPEYE1-2“Certainly left him with a lot on his mind! Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah!”     “Popeye, he just got a massive concussion.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/elpopeye1-1.jpgELPOPEYE1-1“This better not be that fan-fiction you write, Olive.”     “QUIET, Popeye! If it worked for Cassandra Clare, it can work for me!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/elpopeye1-0.jpgELPOPEYE1-02024-09-07T19:13:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/08/29/cinema-dispatch-the-crow/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/thecrowcd2.jpgTHECROWCD2Heck, even Highlander fans deserve a better reboot than this!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/thecrowcd1.jpgTHECROWCD1“CA-CAW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/thecrowcd0.jpgTHECROWCD02024-08-29T16:36:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/08/25/cinema-dispatch-alien-romulus/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/alienromuluscd2.jpgALIENROMULUSCD2“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!”     “Eh… close enough.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/alienromuluscd1.jpgALIENROMULUSCD1“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Álvarez.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/alienromuluscd0.jpgALIENROMULUSCD02024-08-25T02:28:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/08/12/cinema-dispatch-trap/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/trapcd2.jpgTRAPCD2These guys couldn’t find their butts with a both hands and a GPS!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/trapcd1.jpgTRAPCD1“And when his arms came off, there was just blood shooting everywhere! Uh… in Minecraft, of course.”     “Cool story, dad. Can we just go to our seats?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/trapcd0.jpgTRAPCD02024-08-12T15:13:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/08/04/cinema-dispatch-deadpool-wolverine/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/deadpool3cd2.jpgDEADPOOL3CD2“Let’s see… we’ve got Vanessa, the big guy, and… Deadpool Jr?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/deadpool3cd1.jpgDEADPOOL3CD1“Is that a bullet in your kidney, or are you just happy to see me?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/deadpool3cd0.jpgDEADPOOL3CD02024-08-04T05:24:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-idw/2024-05-13T01:07:01+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2024/05/08/halo-tv-discussing-the-halo-tv-series/2024-05-08T14:26:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/23/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-combat-evolved/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo2-7.jpgHALO2-7He takes off his helmet to reveal… ANOTHER HELMET! HALO SHOCK!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo2-6.jpgHALO2-6“And you seem to have pulled that stick out of your butt!” “It wouldn’t fit in the cryo-tube”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo2-5.jpgHALO2-5“Are you saying we should shoot it, or should we throw a grenade at it?” “Not every problem can be solved with munitions, Chief!” “Okay, you’re starting to lose me again.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo2-4.jpgHALO2-4And thus the war was lost that day when the Master Chief FLIPPED HIS CAR OVER FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN TWO MINUTES! COME ON!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo2-3.jpgHALO2-3Why are there so many boxes!? Can’t I just shoot things without worrying if I’m shooting them with maximum efficiency!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo2-2.jpgHALO2-2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo2-1.jpgHALO2-1“So we get the Index, activate Halo, and then we all get cake?” “Sure, buddy! Sounds like a plan to me!”2024-04-13T19:18:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/16/twenty-years-of-halo-the-cortana-letters-the-fall-of-reach/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo1-6.jpgHALO1-6I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo1-5.jpgHALO1-5Because when I think of tough as nails bad ass video game protagonists, I think of the gesture a dog makes when you show them a new toy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo1-4.jpgHALO1-4You see? Clones don’t pay attention like that. This is why you need home grown, extraordinarily young, ripped from their families, innocent children to joint your Space Army!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo1-3.jpgHALO1-3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo1-2.jpgHALO1-2Follow the white rabbit! Save the cheerleader, save the world! WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo1-1.jpgHALO1-12024-04-13T19:08:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/halo/2024-04-01T02:38:12+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2024/03/30/cinema-dispatch-ghostbusters-frozen-empire/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/gbfecd2.jpgGBFECD2“The scariest part, is how much they paid me to be in this…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/gbfecd1.jpgGBFECD1“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/gbfecd0.jpgGBFECD02024-03-30T13:51:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/03/28/cinema-dispatch-road-house/2024-03-28T15:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/03/25/super-recaps-halo-season-2-episode-8/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/halo2show8.jpgHALO2SHOW8“Maybe the REAL Halo was the friends we made along the way.”     “What, like Makee?”     “Shut up, Cortana.”2024-03-25T15:50:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/03/17/super-recaps-halo-season-2-episode-7/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/halo2show7.jpgHALO2SHOW7“Is it just me, or does the camera add ten pounds?”2024-03-17T16:21:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/03/10/super-recaps-halo-season-2-episode-6/2024-03-10T21:55:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/26/twenty-years-of-halo-red-vs-blue-relocation-recreation-odst-and-holiday-plans/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-10.jpgHALO20-10“It’s days like this that I remember why we’re together in the first place!  Who ever thought a battle hardened sergeant and a weapon assigned to said sergeant would ever make it in this wild world!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-9.jpgHALO20-9https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-8.jpgHALO20-8“Are you sure it’s him? He hasn’t threatened to kick my butt back to the academy once since he showed up!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-7.jpgHALO20-7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-6.jpgHALO20-6I’m calling it now; that’s not really Washington but a mirror universe counterpart! CHECK FOR A GOATEE UNDER THAT HELMET!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-5.jpgHALO20-5“Don’t you know these alien artifacts belong in a museum? Why don’t I show you LASERS of the Lost Ark!” *ZAP* “What did you think of THAT one, Tucker?” “Eh. Could use some work.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-4.jpgHALO20-4“You guys really need to unwind and work on your issues with toxic masculinity!” “Can it, Donut!” “See? That’s what I’m talking about!” “Does this guy EVER shut up!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-3.jpgHALO20-3Good jokes AND sick jumps!? What more could you ask for!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-2.jpgHALO20-2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo20-1.jpgHALO20-1“Look at how high up we can put you now!” “OKAY, BUT WHY AM I UP HERE!?” “The technology is SO amazing, wouldn’t you agree?” “HEEEELP!!”2024-03-05T03:44:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/12/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-wars-halo-wars-genesis/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-7.jpgHALO19-7“You either get busy killing, or you get busy dying.” “LESS TALKING, MORE KILLING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-6.jpgHALO19-6“I’d laugh menially, but there’s so much smoke that I’d just end up having a coughing fit.” “Sorry boss, that’s me. The flames of hell are lapping at my ankles for all the heinous stuff we pull, and SOMEONE thought that adding a window to our meeting room would be too great a security risk!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-5.jpgHALO19-5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-4.jpgHALO19-4“Hey! Who took the Sports section!?” “You weren’t even reading it!” “No, I was saving it for last! Geez, these new guys have NO idea how to properly crush the enemy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-3.jpgHALO19-3What is this weird mouse dragging aim system, and how can I burn it with fire!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-2.jpgHALO19-2“Now you said that once we finish this mission that I would get some of that awesome Spartan armor, right?” “Sure buddy, anything you say. Now get that giant bomb to the detonation site and let her rip!” “And by that you mean set the timer, right?” “Uh… yeah! That’s what I meant!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-1.jpgHALO19-1“We shall destroy He-Man, Optimus Prime, and the GI known as Joe, once and for all!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/halo19-0.jpgHALO19-02024-03-05T03:43:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/03/02/super-recaps-halo-season-2-episode-5/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/halo2show5.jpgHALO2SHOW5“Oh, wow! They got you good, didn’t they?”     “I know, right? Should have put on a helmet, at least.”2024-03-02T16:21:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/02/27/super-recaps-halo-season-2-episode-4/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/halo2show4.jpgHALO2SHOW4“THEY’RE SHOOTING FIREWORKS AT US, SIR!”     “My god… our one weakness!”2024-02-27T16:55:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/02/19/super-recaps-halo-season-2-episodes-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/halo2show3.jpgHALO2SHOW3There’s your first mistake! Any good spy knows not to eat anything offered to you!2024-02-27T16:53:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/02/11/super-recaps-halo-season-2-episodes-1-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/halo2show0.jpgHALO2SHOW0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/halo2show1.jpgHALO2SHOW1“Can we open a window at least?”     “YOU GET SLIGHTLY OPENED BLINDS AND NOTHING MORE!!”2024-02-11T20:28:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/02/08/cinema-dispatch-top-10-best-movies-of-2023/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/best2023cd9.jpgBEST2023CD9https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/best2023cd8.jpgBEST2023CD8https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/best2023cd5.jpgBEST2023CD5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/best2023cd3.jpgBEST2023CD3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/best2023cd2.jpgBEST2023CD2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/best2023cd1.jpgBEST2023CD12024-02-08T17:10:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2024/02/05/cinema-dispatch-top-8-films-of-2023-that-need-improvement/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/needsi23-8.jpgNEEDSI23-8https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/needsi23-7.jpgNEEDSI23-7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/needsi23-6.jpgNEEDSI23-6https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/needsi23-5.jpgNEEDSI23-5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/needsi23-4.jpgNEEDSI23-4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/needsi23-2.jpgNEEDSI23-22024-02-05T15:53:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-recaps/2024-02-03T07:31:12+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-recaps/one-piece/2024-02-03T07:29:19+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2023/09/17/super-recaps-one-piece-episode-5/2023-09-18T15:27:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/09/03/super-recaps-one-piece-episode-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/onepiece1.jpgONEPIECE1“I’ll take the three on the right and you take out the four on the left.”     “My left or your left?”     “WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME LEFT!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/onepiece0.jpgONEPIECE02023-09-17T14:09:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/09/05/super-recaps-one-piece-episode-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/onepiece2.jpgONEPIECE2“What’s that?  You think Antonio Banderas should have won the Oscar?”     *GURGLE GURGLE*     “OH, SO NOW YOU’RE AN EXPERT ON METHOD ACTING!?”2023-09-17T14:09:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/09/06/super-recaps-one-piece-episode-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/onepiece3.jpgONEPIECE3“See, my uncle works at Nintendo and he showed me how to give Mario a bazooka in level four.”     “Wow, can you show me?”     “Uh… It’s a trade secret.  Legally, I shouldn’t even be telling you this.”2023-09-17T14:08:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/09/08/super-recaps-one-piece-episode-4/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/onepiece4.jpgONEPIECE4“Do you really think you have a chance against us acting like some sort of John Wayne cowboy?”     “What?  Screw that!  Errol Flynn all the way!”2023-09-17T14:07:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/08/21/cinema-dispatch-cade-the-tortured-crossing/2023-08-21T00:53:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/08/15/cinema-dispatch-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mutant-mayhem/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/tmntmmcd3.jpgTMNTMMCD3“Why do cops always have to ruin everything?” “Qualified immunity, bro.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/tmntmmcd2.jpgTMNTMMCD2“After they sew your jaw shut, you’ll be a ‘Jell-O Sucker, eh?’”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/tmntmmcd1.jpgTMNTMMCD1“I’m just saying, everyone thinking we’re from Krypton is gonna help us with our PR problem, and it’s not like they can prove otherwise! Heck, we don’t know where that Ooze came from! Maybe it’s from space!” “I think you’re stretching there, Mikey.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/tmntmmcd0.jpgTMNTMMCD02023-08-15T14:24:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/07/30/cinema-dispatch-barbenheimer/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/oppenheimercd0.jpgOPPENHEIMERCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/barbiecd0.jpgBARBIECD02023-08-08T14:57:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/07/15/cinema-dispatch-indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/indy5cd3.jpgINDY5CD3Can he eat just ONE guy in this?  Heck, I’d settle for some monkey brains!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/indy5cd2.jpgINDY5CD2“SHUT UP, NERDS!”     *SMASH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/indy5cd1.jpgINDY5CD1“Anyone who cracks wise about my hat gets one right between the eyes!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/indy5cd0.jpgINDY5CD02023-07-15T17:34:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/06/26/cinema-dispatch-the-flash/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/theflashcd4.jpgTHEFLASHCD4We’re one step closer to getting that Jack Frost sequel we’ve all been begging for!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/theflashcd3.jpgTHEFLASHCD3Is this what Boomers felt like watching Bill and Ted? Am I officially ‘an Old’ now?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/theflashcd2.jpgTHEFLASHCD2“Welcome to the FyreFest of Superhero movies! Hope you brought a towel!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/theflashcd1.jpgTHEFLASHCD1“What’s up? I’m the new Supergirl and I’m gonna get a movie soon.” “Yeah, just like how I’m alternate Barry, and I’ll be getting a spin-off!” “Whoa, whoa, whoa! None of that’s gonna happen until I get my sequel first, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/theflashcd0.jpgTHEFLASHCD02023-06-26T17:36:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/06/14/cinema-dispatch-spider-man-across-the-spider-verse/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/smatsvcd3.jpgSMATSVCD3“I’m the most tortured Spider-Man” “No, I’M the most tortured Spider-Man!” “No Spider-Man is more tortured than ME!” “UNCLE BEN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/smatsvcd2.jpgSMATSVCD2Wait, so is this what Evangelion is? Can someone confirm if this is what Evangelion is?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/smatsvcd1.jpgSMATSVCD1“I call this the No Hands Spider-Wobble!” “He’s growing so fast…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/smatsvcd0.jpgSMATSVCD02023-06-14T04:15:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/06/05/cinema-dispatch-fast-x/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/ffxcd2.jpgFFXCD2“What’s the only thing that can pierce impenetrable plot armor?” “Impenetrable what?” “That’s right! Wacky villains with nothing to lose! LET’S DO THIS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/ffxcd1.jpgFFXCD1“It all started thirty years ago today.” “Come on, man. You’re just supposed to say grace.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/ffxcd0.jpgFFXCD02023-06-05T04:13:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/05/28/cinema-dispatch-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-3/2023-05-28T17:13:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/05/22/cinema-dispatch-john-wick-chapter-4-renfield-and-air/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/aircd0.jpgAIRCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/renfieldcd0.jpgRENFIELDCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/johnwick4cd0.jpgJOHNWICK4CD02023-05-22T15:44:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/05/08/cinema-dispatch-evil-dead-rise/2023-05-08T21:40:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/04/22/cinema-dispatch-dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/ddcd2.jpgD&DCD2Wait, THAT’S what Magic Missile does!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/ddcd1.jpgD&DCD1“I suggest we throw a rock down there first to see if it’s safe.” “How about we throw you down there?” “Me!? Why!?” “A rock can’t scream. How will we know if it’s unsafe without screaming?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/ddcd0.jpgD&DCD02023-04-22T17:19:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/04/18/cinema-dispatch-shazam-fury-of-the-gods/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/shazam2cd2.jpgSHAZAM2CD2“Maybe the real lesson was the friends I made along the way.” “You mean us; your family?” “SHHHH! I’m in the middle of a character arc!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/shazam2cd1.jpgSHAZAM2CD1“I’ll defeat you if it’s the last thing I do!” “And we’ll help!” “Sure, I guess…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/shazam2cd0.jpgSHAZAM2CD02023-04-18T15:54:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/04/17/cinema-dispatch-the-super-mario-bros-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/smbmcd5.jpgSMBMCD5No, they didn’t reveal that their names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario in this. Yes, I’m as heartbroken as you are.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/smbmcd4.jpgSMBMCD4“Not my perfect mustache! It’s my one defining feature!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/smbmcd3.jpgSMBMCD3“What, the Bullet Bills AGAIN!? Darn you, Rubber-Banding!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/smbmcd2.jpgSMBMCD2“Oh, the fans are disappointed? I guess we’ll just have to console ourselves with all this MONEY!!” “WA-HOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/smbmcd1.jpgSMBMCD1How appropriate would it be to reference a Tenacious D song here? Yes, that one.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/smbmcd0.jpgSMBMCD02023-04-17T13:19:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/03/26/cinema-dispatch-scream-vi/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/scream6cd2.jpgSCREAM6CD2Wait, now Gale is the one on the phone!? Well, excuse me, writers! Clearly, you’re onto something truly unique and innovative with this one!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/scream6cd1.jpgSCREAM6CD1“Can you even name another horror movie that takes place in a bodega!?” “Uh… Vampire Vs. the Bronx?” “NO! NETFLIX MOVIES DON’T COUNT!” *BANG*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/scream6cd0.jpgSCREAM6CD02023-03-26T15:58:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/03/19/cinema-dispatch-creed-iii/2023-03-19T17:58:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/03/10/cinema-dispatch-ant-man-and-the-wasp-quantumania/2023-03-19T17:55:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/02/cinema-dispatch-creed-ii/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/creed2cd5.jpgCREED2CD5“Do you smell that?  It’s the smell… of victory!”     “I smell cheese steaks.”     “YES!  THE MEAL OF CHAMPIONS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/creed2cd4.jpgCREED2CD4“How are you feeling?”     “I don’t know.  You think I can still throw an uppercut and a few jabs?”     “Probably not right now.”     “Well I guess I don’t feel too good right now.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/creed2cd3.jpgCREED2CD3“I figure I’d just make a speech, say few folksy metaphors, and throw in a few ‘you know what I’m saying’ for good measure.”     “You think that will work?”     “Well it’s worth a shot, you know what I’m saying?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/creed2cd2.jpgCREED2CD2If they DO make a third one, they BETTER get Braun Strowman for the charity fight.  That’s all I’m saying!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/creed2cd1.jpgCREED2CD1It’s hand to HAND across the nation; not hand to FACE!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/creed2cd0.jpgCREED2CD02023-03-08T01:58:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/03/01/cinema-dispatch-top-6-films-of-2022-that-need-improvement/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/blackadamcd0.jpgBLACKADAMCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/themenucd0.jpgTHEMENUCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/cotfcd0.jpgCOTFCD02023-03-01T05:09:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/02/27/cinema-dispatch-top-10-best-movies-of-2022/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/cyranocd0.jpgCYRANOCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/spiritedcd0.jpgSPIRITEDCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/bansheescd0.jpgBANSHEESCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/pearlcd0.jpgPEARLCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/marvelcd0.jpgMARVELCD02023-03-01T05:00:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/02/10/cinema-dispatch-knock-at-the-cabin/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/katccd2.jpgKATCCD2“I wanted to go to Disneyland, but no! YOU thought it was too commercial!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/katccd1.jpgKATCCD1“I understand that a situation like this can be very confusing. To answer your first question; no, we are not The Wiggles. I can maybe sing one of their songs if it would be of any comfort to you and your family, but I can’t promise it will be up to their standards.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/katccd0.jpgKATCCD02023-02-10T14:49:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/07/04/cinema-dispatch-2022-june-catch-up/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/ambulancecd0.jpgAMBULANCECD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/madgodcd0.jpgMADGODCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/babdtucd0.jpgBABDTUCD02023-01-31T05:45:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/01/21/cinema-dispatch-plane/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/planecd1.jpgPLANECD1“You want my help, you gonna have to give me a blanket, three bottles of sparkling water, and every bag of Corn Pops you have left.” “Anything else?” “Do you still give away those Junior Wings? I always wanted some of those.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/planecd0.jpgPLANECD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/planecd2.jpgPLANECD22023-01-21T17:38:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/01/11/cinema-dispatch-m3gan/2023-01-11T14:30:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2023/01/06/silver-screen-confidential-the-story-of-the-star-wars-holiday-special/2023-01-06T21:16:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/24/cinema-dispatch-sightless/2022-11-26T19:56:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/11/13/cinema-dispatch-terrifier-2-halloween-ends-and-the-munsters/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/themunsterscd0.jpgTHEMUNSTERSCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/halloweenendscd0.jpgHALLOWEENENDSCD02022-11-15T02:11:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/10/31/silver-screen-confidential-stephen-king-vs-the-lawnmower-man/2022-10-31T04:18:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/09/01/cinema-dispatch-bullet-train-elvis-and-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/tuwomtcd0.jpgTUWOMTCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/elviscd0.jpgELVISCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/bullettraincd0.jpgBULLETTRAINCD02022-08-31T22:38:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/08/09/cinema-dispatch-prey/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/preycd5.jpgPREYCD5Worf would kick this guy’s butt in a second, AND have something profound to say at the end of it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/preycd4.jpgPREYCD4“Alright, before we go on this hunt does ANYONE need to use the bathroom? Go now because we aren’t stopping on the way!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/preycd3.jpgPREYCD3“GET TO THE CHOPPER!! By which I mean we’ve got to cut this tree down so you better be quick about grabbing your axe!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/preycd2.jpgPREYCD2I mean who among us WOULDN’T want to see Sherlock Holmes Vs. The Predator?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/preycd1.jpgPREYCD1“Is it just me, or is it a little TOO quiet?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/preycd0.jpgPREYCD02022-08-09T04:03:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/08/01/cinema-dispatch-nope/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nopecd5.jpgNOPECD5“You know this is exactly how they shot Apocalypse Now, only with less LSD and only a few more dead bodies.” “I’ll have to take your word for it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nopecd4.jpgNOPECD4“See, here’s your problem. You left it in airplane mode when it should be in flying saucer mode.” … “We better not be paying you by the hour.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nopecd3.jpgNOPECD3Get Out 2! This time, YOU’RE the one who’s not getting out!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nopecd2.jpgNOPECD2In the movie’s defense, it’s a pretty big shadow!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nopecd1.jpgNOPECD1“If we can sandwich the release between the end of the January Sixth hearings and the latest news from climate scientists, we may have a solid six hours on Twitter’s Trending topics!” “And that turns into money, how?” “That comes when they make the docu-series on Netflix.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nopecd0.jpgNOPECD02022-08-01T00:46:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/07/27/cinema-dispatch-thor-love-and-thunder/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/tlatcd5.jpgTLATCD5It’s certainly a better fit for American Psycho 2 than the one with Mila Kunis.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/tlatcd4.jpgTLATCD4“And so I said ‘Mighty Thor is MIGHTY MAD!’” “HA! Classic!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/tlatcd3.jpgTLATCD3“This is the part where we play a classic rock song! What’s on today’s menu, Starlord?” “Well, we kinda burned through most of the arena rock tracks I’ve got. Uh… She Blinded Me With Science?” “Excellent! You know, where I come from-” “Science and magic are one and the same. Yeah, I’ve heard.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/tlatcd2.jpgTLATCD2Sunrise, sunset. Swiftly flow the years as I enter my thirties while Thor gets buffer with each movie…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/tlatcd1.jpgTLATCD1“Maybe you should tell her you miss her?” “Quiet! I’m busy! Doing… superhero stuff.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/tlatcd0.jpgTLATCD02022-07-27T18:21:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/07/22/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-50/2022-07-22T04:16:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/06/21/cinema-dispatch-rrr/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/rrrcd5.jpgRRRCD5“THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL!” “We have ONE tape here and it just HAD to be Zardoz…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/rrrcd4.jpgRRRCD4“EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! BUM! BUM BUM, BUM-BUM!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/rrrcd3.jpgRRRCD3This is the Doctor Doolittle movie we deserve!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/rrrcd2.jpgRRRCD2Where else are you gonna see a dude clothesline a freaking motorcycle!? Have you ever seen Iron Man do that!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/rrrcd1.jpgRRRCD1Come on, look at this! You’ve just got to know what’s going on here, right!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/rrrcd0.jpgRRRCD02022-06-20T18:36:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/06/15/cinema-dispatch-top-gun-maverick/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/topgunmaverickcd5.jpgTOPGUNMAVERICKCD5“Did I tell you about that time we played volleyball?” “Yes. Many times. Maybe we can talk about something from this decade?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/topgunmaverickcd4.jpgTOPGUNMAVERICKCD4“This is Rainbow Smash, Than-Ghost, Carrot-Top-Gun, and Netflix.” “Netflix?” “Oh yeah! He kills things before you even know it’s there!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/topgunmaverickcd3.jpgTOPGUNMAVERICKCD3“Whoa! This is gonna make an AWESOME ride at Universal Studios!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/topgunmaverickcd2.jpgTOPGUNMAVERICKCD2This is your brain on nostalgia. Any questions?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/topgunmaverickcd1.jpgTOPGUNMAVERICKCD1“Just hang tight and we’ll be done before you know it.” “How long until we’re over Macho Grande?” “Son, I don’t think we’ll ever get over Macho Grande…” “Was than an Airplane 2 reference? Seriously, how old is this guy!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/topgunmaverickcd0.jpgTOPGUNMAVERICKCD02022-06-15T16:50:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/30/cinema-dispatch-2022-may-catch-up/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/morbiuscd0.jpgMORBIUSCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/firestartercd0.jpgFIRESTARTERCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/chipanddalecd0.jpgCHIPANDDALECD02022-05-30T14:35:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/27/cinema-dispatch-the-bobs-burgers-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/bobsburgerscd5.jpgBOBSBURGERSCD5“WE’VE GOT A GIANT HOLE! WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT!?” “Maybe some more friend-fiction and butts, just thinking out loud here…” “And an original score from me and Hanz Zimmer! We’ll call ourselves Gene Z!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/bobsburgerscd4.jpgBOBSBURGERSCD4“Cheeseburger in Paradise!” “No, Linda. We can’t afford that song.” “Oh right. Uhh... Hamburger out by the Wharf!” “That’s pretty good! Keep going!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/bobsburgerscd3.jpgBOBSBURGERSCD3“‘And I humbly accept this Academy Award on behalf of myself because I did it all on my own! Me!’ Applause, applause, applause, applause… okay, and that’s when we drop the pig’s blood on everyone in the audience.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/bobsburgerscd2.jpgBOBSBURGERSCD2“I think I’m gonna call you… ‘Almost Angus’. You know, like the movie? What do you think of that?” … “Right, you’re not made of Angus; you’re mostly chuck.” … “Yeah, I mean ‘Sesame Seed of Chuck-y’ isn’t bad, but maybe you should leave this to the professionals.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/bobsburgerscd1.jpgBOBSBURGERSCD1“Oh, GOD! It’s just a soupy clump on a skeleton!” “Sigh…” “Wait, is it just me or does it look like hamburger meat?” “What!? No! It looks nothing like that!” “OH, now that I’ve said it I can’t unsee it! That’s it! I’m off meat for good!” “Oh jeez…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/bobsburgerscd0.jpgBOBSBURGERSCD02022-05-27T02:46:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/22/super-recaps-halo-episode-9/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/haloshow9.jpgHALOSHOW9Seriously, wasn’t this a bonus stage in Goldeneye?2022-05-22T21:07:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/21/cinema-dispatch-doctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/doctorstrange2cd5.jpgDOCTORSTRANGE2CD5“THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS!” “I mean it doesn’t look that bad.” “Yeah? Well good luck finding glasses that fit!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/doctorstrange2cd4.jpgDOCTORSTRANGE2CD4I mean I’m still down for a season 2 of Wanda Vision!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/doctorstrange2cd3.jpgDOCTORSTRANGE2CD3“OH MY GOSH! Are you a deadite!? I’m SUCH a huge fan of your work!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/doctorstrange2cd2.jpgDOCTORSTRANGE2CD2“Where are we now?” “Let’s see… in this universe, Sam Raimi directed Spider-Man 4 as well as the live-action Bambi.” “Wait, really? How was THAT?” “Not as traumatizing as you’d think, oddly enough.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/doctorstrange2cd1.jpgDOCTORSTRANGE2CD1“DARN YOU, EVERYTHING BAGEL! Next time, I’m ordering cinnamon raisin!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/doctorstrange2cd0.jpgDOCTORSTRANGE2CD02022-05-21T22:20:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/11/cinema-dispatch-doctor-strange/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctorstrangecd6.jpgdoctorstrangecd6“So… will I get a spin-off?  I’ll take a Netflix series!”     “I don’t know, you want to be an extra on Iron Fist?”     “…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctorstrangecd5.jpgdoctorstrangecd5“I am evil!”     “You’re also an idiot if you think your skin burning off your face is an indication of something good happening.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctorstrangecd4.jpgdoctorstrangecd4“WHICH WAY ARE WE FALLING!?”     “I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE, BUT IT’S SUPER COOL!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctorstrangecd3.jpgdoctorstrangecd3He found the cape!  What more do you want!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctorstrangecd2.jpgdoctorstrangecd2“Wait.  Time out.  Let me get my glowy thing working first!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctorstrangecd1.jpgdoctorstrangecd1“Far out, bro!”     “We REALLY need to keep moving.  THEY’RE SHOOTING MAGIC BEAMS AT US!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctorstrangecd0.jpgdoctorstrangecd02022-05-21T18:37:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/18/super-recaps-halo-episode-8/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/haloshow8.jpgHALOSHOW8“Either you were dropped off by a sect of religious alien fanatics, or heaven just lost an angel.” “Green was never my color until I met you.” “Why don’t you show me what an alien probe is like?” “Only if you check my six, petty officer!”2022-05-18T17:03:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/11/super-recaps-halo-episode-7/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/haloshow7.jpgHALOSHOW7“Looks like you’ve got a big green boulder to roll, Sisyphus! Good luck!” “Wait, you’re here too? Seriously, what was in that drink!?”2022-05-18T13:38:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/14/super-comics-sonic-imposter-syndrome-4/2022-05-14T17:44:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/08/cinema-dispatch-sonic-the-hedgehog-2/2022-05-08T20:40:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/06/cinema-dispatch-the-northman/2022-05-06T00:09:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/05/03/super-recaps-halo-episode-6/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/haloshow6.jpgHALOSHOW6“Cortana; check my inbox for any communications from Kwan Ha or Soren.” “No new messages to report.” “Oh. Well I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about!”2022-05-06T00:07:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/30/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-49/2022-04-30T17:33:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/28/cinema-dispatch-everything-everywhere-all-at-once/2022-04-28T18:56:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/24/super-recaps-halo-episode-5/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/haloshow5.jpgHALOSHOW5“The hell of it is, today was supposed to be my day off.”2022-04-24T18:39:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/22/cinema-dispatch-death-on-the-nile/2022-04-22T22:42:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/17/super-recaps-halo-episode-4/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/haloshow4.jpgHALOSHOW4“We have you scheduled for art therapy today.” “Great! I’ll start by turning this head into a Jackson Pollock!”2022-04-17T15:35:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/14/super-recaps-halo-episode-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/haloshow3.jpgHALOSHOW3“Cortana, play Spartan Party Jams volume 4.” “Again? We just listened to that yesterday.” “Fine. Play Spartan Party Jams volume 5, but we are NOT skipping volume 4 on leg day!”2022-04-14T14:19:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/06/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-2-the-official-movie-pre-quill/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sthidw-sm1-1.jpgSTHIDW-SM1“Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.” “So that’s a yes?” “IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sthidw-sm6.jpgSTHIDW-SM6“Wait… am I blue now!? IS THIS HOW I BECOME SONIC!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sthidw-sm5.jpgSTHIDW-SM5“With this, we are sure to break a hundred million on opening weekend! Those nostalgia-loving FOOLS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sthidw-sm4.jpgSTHIDW-SM4“As long as it’s not another roadrunner, we’re in.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sthidw-sm3.jpgSTHIDW-SM3“It’s good to be the king.” “I HEARD THAT, STONE!” “Robotnik!? Where… where are you?” “I’M EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE! I AM BEYOND TIME AND SPACE, AND I WANT MY LATTE!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sthidw-sm2.jpgSTHIDW-SM2“I like your ski masks! Are you guys professionals? Because this is going downhill REALLY fast!” “UGHHH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sthidw-sm0.jpgSTHIDW-SM02022-04-06T14:33:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/04/03/super-recaps-halo-episode-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/haloshow2.jpgHALOSHOW2“You ever hear of polishing a turd? Well, this guy is what you get when you polish a turd with a suit of power armor!” “Not funny, Soren.” “Oh, like YOU have a great sense of humor?”2022-04-03T16:43:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/31/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-how-much-do-you-love-your-kid/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ttz30-4.jpgTTZ30-4“Thanks a lot, Donna! We’re gonna win a freaking Emmy with this one!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ttz30-3.jpgTTZ30-3“Gentlemen, I think we found our episode for sweeps.” “Want me to get close-ups of the bodies?” “Do you even have to ask!? YES, get close-ups of the bodies!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ttz30-1.jpgTTZ30-1“Isn’t it great to live in a country where you have the FREEDOM to save your kid from a certain death?” “HOW ABOUT YOU DON’T TAKE MY KID IN THE FIRST PLACE!?” “Wow, okay. Looks like someone here doesn’t believe in personal responsibility!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/ttz30-2.jpgTTZ30-2“Look, ma! I’m helping to ruin someone’s life!”2025-04-14T12:49:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/27/super-recaps-halo-episode-1/2022-03-27T17:42:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/26/silver-screen-confidential-the-ghost-in-three-men-and-a-baby/2022-03-26T12:40:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/23/cinema-dispatch-deep-water/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/deepwatercd5.jpgDEEPWATERCD5“Look, I don’t even know why I’m here, okay? Am I comic relief? An exposition machine? A Red Herring? None of this makes any sense and I bet it isn’t any clearer for you either!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/deepwatercd3.jpgDEEPWATERCD3What Vic didn’t know is that he was actually about to be stabbed by… HIS OWN TWIN BROTHER! BUM BUM BUMMM!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/deepwatercd4.jpgDEEPWATERCD4“I tnaw a ecrovid!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/deepwatercd1.jpgDEEPWATERCD1“She’s so *#!@% that ^&^@#$!” “Well, HE can’t even %$%#*!” “JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/deepwatercd2.jpgDEEPWATERCD2“And here we have our Sad Affleck exhibit! Please don’t tap on the glass, or you might scare him away.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/deepwatercd0.jpgDEEPWATERCD02022-03-23T13:01:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/19/cinema-dispatch-turning-red/2022-03-19T17:45:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/17/super-comics-sonic-imposter-syndrome-3/2022-03-17T12:55:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/wrestling/all-elite-wrestling/2022-03-15T20:12:38+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/15/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-48/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/sthidw48-4.jpgSTHIDW48-4“What they DIDN’T know is that ruining my life was the first step in my plan for revenge! MWA HA HA HA HA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/sthidw48-2.jpgSTHIDW48-2“Did I ever tell you about how nickels used to have little bumblebees on them?” “Yes, gramps. I’m aware.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/sthidw48-3.jpgSTHIDW48-3What even rhyme scheme is that? Is he spitting out Haikus!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/sthidw48-1.jpgSTHIDW48-1“The things that boy said. I’m amazing no one called the cops on us.” “Yeah, sorry about that. He’s going through an edgelord phase.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/sthidw48-0.jpgSTHIDW48-02022-03-15T19:15:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/13/cinema-dispatch-the-batman/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/thebatmancd5.jpgTHEBATMANCD5“Master Bruce. Should you not be heading to bed? You’ve been binge-watching that show all night.” “Just three more episodes, Alfred.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/thebatmancd2.jpgTHEBATMANCD2“MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/thebatmancd3.jpgTHEBATMANCD3Today I’m gonna play a bit of Batman Vengeance for the GameCube before vivisecting a public servant. Try to guess which one!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/thebatmancd4.jpgTHEBATMANCD4“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Bat Brood!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/thebatmancd0.jpgTHEBATMANCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/thebatmancd1.jpgTHEBATMANCD1“I can scowl like this all day! Just try me!!”2022-03-13T16:24:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/09/super-wrestling-aew-revolution-2022/2022-03-10T01:35:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/06/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-03-04-2022/2022-03-06T20:56:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/05/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-03-02-2022/2022-03-06T02:57:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/04/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-02-25-2022/2022-03-05T03:34:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/03/03/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-23-2022/2022-03-04T01:00:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/27/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-02-18-2022-slam-dunk/2022-02-27T22:07:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/26/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-16-2022/2022-02-27T00:00:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/25/cinema-dispatch-top-10-best-movies-of-2021/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/best2021-1.jpgBEST2021-12022-02-26T00:50:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/23/cinema-dispatch-top-7-films-of-2021-that-need-improvement/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/worst2021-2.jpgWORST2021-2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/worst2021-1.jpgWORST2021-12022-02-23T17:10:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/22/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-02-11-2022/2022-02-22T17:02:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/21/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-09-2022/2022-02-21T22:12:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/20/cinema-dispatch-uncharted/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/unchartedcd5.jpgUNCHARTEDCD5“Henchmen have a good life insurance policy, right?” “NO!” “Well I'm sure your family will forgive me after they see my mad loot!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/unchartedcd4.jpgUNCHARTEDCD4“After all this time, the Colonel's secret recipe is ours!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/unchartedcd3.jpgUNCHARTEDCD3“Will it help the situation if I told you I was Spider-Man?” “Oh Really? Didn't you kill Quentin Beck?” “Oh crap...”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/unchartedcd2.jpgUNCHARTEDCD2“So what, is this like Pac-Man or something?” “Uh... sure. Something like that. I'm Pac-Man and you're the apple.” “Why do I have to be the apple? Can't I be the orange?” “Okay, Boomer. Whatever works for you.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/unchartedcd1.jpgUNCHARTEDCD1“We're falling to our deaths AND everything is on fire!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/unchartedcd0.jpgUNCHARTEDCD02022-02-20T18:51:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/19/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-02-04-2022/2022-02-19T18:12:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/18/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-02-2022/2022-02-18T19:46:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/17/cinema-dispatch-moonfall/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/moonfallcd5.jpgMOONFALLCD5“Just a quick question, does anyone know why I'm actually here?” “Uh... we'll get back to you on that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/moonfallcd4.jpgMOONFALLCD4“HOW DOES IT KEEP FINDING US!?” “IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST RUN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/moonfallcd3.jpgMOONFALLCD3“I don't know how, but it managed to follow us here.” “My god... it must be able to smell fear.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/moonfallcd2.jpgMOONFALLCD2“TO THE MOOOOON!” “Are you going to say that every time we jump the car?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/moonfallcd1.jpgMOONFALLCD1“All that recycling and it turns out the moon was gonna kill us all along.” “I blame social media.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/moonfallcd0.jpgMOONFALLCD02022-02-18T00:15:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/11/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-01-28-2022-beach-break/2022-02-11T07:43:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/08/cinema-dispatch-jackass-forever/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/jackassforevercd5.jpgJACKASSFOREVERCD5I mean I know NONE of this is necessary, but was that one REALLY necessary?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/jackassforevercd4.jpgJACKASSFOREVERCD4I’d personally like to thank you, and your balls, for everything you’ve given us! Hopefully, the swelling goes down.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/jackassforevercd3.jpgJACKASSFOREVERCD3Never underestimate the terror and destructive power of a chair!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/jackassforevercd2.jpgJACKASSFOREVERCD2I mean who doesn’t remember their halcyon days of youth where you shot your friends out of a cannon?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/jackassforevercd1.jpgJACKASSFOREVERCD1“I’m Jonny Knoxville, and welcome to… Zzz” “Johnny? JOHNNY!” “JACKASS! What? What happened?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/jackassforevercd0.jpgJACKASSFOREVERCD02022-02-08T20:40:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/07/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-26-2022-beach-break/2022-02-08T00:25:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/17/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-05-2022/2022-02-07T01:45:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/25/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-12-2022/2022-02-07T01:45:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/03/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-19-2022/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/aewdynamite3.jpgAEWDYNAMITE32022-02-07T01:44:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/05/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-01-21-2022/2022-02-05T14:12:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/02/02/super-comics-sonic-imposter-syndrome-2/2022-02-02T06:35:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/30/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-47/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/sthidw47-4.jpgSTHIDW47-4“HA! You owe me five bucks!” “There’s no way you could have known it was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Candlestick! Are you cheating!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/sthidw47-3.jpgSTHIDW47-3And thus the forest was saved from devastation! That is until the next supervillain decides to stop a giant robot through there or a developer needs to put a few condos there, but hey! Baby steps, people!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/sthidw47-2.jpgSTHIDW47-2“Now that I think about it; why were we ever scared of these guys in the first place? They’re about as threatening as a unicyclist with a butter knife.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/sthidw47-1.jpgSTHIDW47-1Tangle would go missing three months later after a failed attempt to take a modified bottle rocket to the moon.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/sthidw47-0.jpgSTHIDW47-02022-01-30T17:40:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/27/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-01-14-2022/2022-01-27T19:09:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/24/cinema-dispatch-pig/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/pigcd5.jpgPIGCD5“What they’ll never know is… I could have done National Treasure 3… but I didn’t want to.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/pigcd4.jpgPIGCD4“Despite all my rage, I am still just a sad Nicolas Cage…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/pigcd3.jpgPIGCD3“You’re not welcome here in Flavor Town! Go back to Bittersweet Grove before I get the Sommelier to crack a bottle over your head!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/pigcd2.jpgPIGCD2“I don’t see any signs of a struggle, so she must not have been able to escape via the river…” *BEEP BEEP* “Alright, I’m coming! I’m just trying to be thorough!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/pigcd1.jpgPIGCD1“It’s just you and me, Pig. You, me, and this magnificent hair.” *Snort-Snort* “Of course it’s real! Why would you even ask that!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/pigcd0.jpgPIGCD02022-01-24T17:14:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/23/cinema-dispatch-2021-catch-up-part-2/2022-01-23T17:00:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/19/super-wrestling-aew-battle-of-the-belts/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/aewbotb.jpgAEWBOTB2022-01-19T19:49:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/18/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-01-07-2022/2022-01-18T23:40:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/24/cinema-dispatch-spider-man-no-way-home/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/smnwhcd5.jpgSMNWHCD5Now shove Doc Ock’s soul in his body and we can do Superior Spider-Man! That’d be WAY cooler than where THIS movie ended up!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/smnwhcd4.jpgSMNWHCD4“Fear us, Spider-Man, for we are… The Threatening Three!!” “Eh… sounds a bit silly.” “NO ONE ASKED YOU!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/smnwhcd3.jpgSMNWHCD3YES! Superior Spider-Man CONFIRMED!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/smnwhcd2.jpgSMNWHCD2“RELEASE ME!” “Not until you do the bit with the sunglasses!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/smnwhcd1.jpgSMNWHCD1“Looks like they already turned you into an NFT.” “Seriously?” “Yup. And it sold for five-hundred grand.” “See THAT’S the kind of evil-doer I should be fighting.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/smnwhcd0.jpgSMNWHCD02022-01-15T18:40:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/15/cinema-dispatch-the-last-duel/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/tldcd5.jpgTLDCD5“All in all, I think we learned a lot today.” “We did?” “Yeah, I mean… I think so.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/tldcd4.jpgTLDCD4“LOOK AT MY FACE! IS THIS THE FACE OF SOMEONE UNSAVORY!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/tldcd3.jpgTLDCD3“Just six more layers and we’re out the door!” “Can we at least do a dissolve cut instead of sitting through the whole process?” “Whoa! We’ve got ourselves a Hurry-Up Helen over here! What’s the rush, Helen?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/tldcd2.jpgTLDCD2“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, YOU DETESTABLE CUR!” “I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/tldcd1.jpgTLDCD1“If this duck quacks an even number of times, you are innocent. An odd number however and you will be condemned as a witch!” “Is there an appeals process?” “That involves two cows a budgerigar, and a length of twine.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/tldcd0.jpgTLDCD02022-01-15T18:38:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/15/cinema-dispatch-hotel-transylvania-4-transformania/2022-01-15T17:42:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/14/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-12-31-2021-new-years-smash/2022-01-14T19:31:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/31/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-12-25-2021-holiday-bash/2022-01-14T19:09:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/12/cinema-dispatch-2021-catch-up-part-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/catchupcd21-2.jpgCATCHUPCD21-2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/catchupcd21-1.jpgCATCHUPCD21-1https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/catchupcd21-0.jpgCATCHUPCD21-02022-01-12T04:31:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/09/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-29-2021-new-years-smash/2022-01-09T17:57:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2022/01/02/cinema-dispatch-the-matrix-resurrections/2022-01-02T20:54:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/29/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-22-2021-holiday-bash/2021-12-29T15:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/27/cinema-dispatch-sing-2/2022-03-04T05:30:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/21/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-12-17-2021/2021-12-21T07:24:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/19/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-15-2021-winter-is-coming/2021-12-19T19:22:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/18/silver-screen-confidential-the-tv-cut-of-how-the-grinch-stole-christmas/2021-12-19T00:31:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/14/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-12-10-2021/2021-12-14T18:23:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/12/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-08-2021/2021-12-12T20:57:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/08/cinema-dispatch-house-of-gucci/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/hogcd5.jpgHOGCD5“Give it to me straight; what do the cards say?” “Eh, I mean it’s not GREAT, but it could be worse.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/hogcd4.jpgHOGCD4“Who the heck stitched this thing together; Paolo?” “Did you call for me?” “No, shut up.” “Are you sure? Maybe you could look at my designs if you have a minute?” “No, now shut up!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/hogcd3.jpgHOGCD3“Can’t you tell by our stern faces that this is our characters’ turning point!?” “But you could learn the error of your ways, right?” “The coldness of this color palette says otherwise…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/hogcd2.jpgHOGCD2“I’ve got it! Gucci playing cards!” “We already have those.” “Okay, uh… how about NUDE Gucci playing cards?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/hogcd1.jpgHOGCD1“I lost out to The Favorite, did I? Fine! I’ll show them what a REAL Queen looks like!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/hogcd0.jpgHOGCD02021-12-08T15:47:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/07/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-12-03-2021/2021-12-07T15:56:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/04/20/will-review-for-food-we-just-launched-a-patreon/2021-12-06T05:05:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/25/cinema-dispatch-king-richard/2021-12-06T05:02:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/28/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-24-2021-thanksgiving/2021-12-06T05:02:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/29/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-11-26-2021/2021-12-06T05:01:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/01/super-comics-sonic-imposter-syndrome-1/2021-12-06T05:01:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/03/cinema-dispatch-resident-evil-welcome-to-raccoon-city/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/rewtrccd5.jpgREWTRCCD5I don’t know what’s less threatening, the googly eyes on his shoulders or the Spirit Halloween mask with LED pupils.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/rewtrccd4.jpgREWTRCCD4“There were plenty of flashlights at the precinct, but no! I had to be Mr. Cool-Guy with the lighter!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/rewtrccd3.jpgREWTRCCD3“You think I should get a haircut?” “SHUT UP AND RUN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/rewtrccd2.jpgREWTRCCD2“What’s down there?” “I don’t know, but it’s BEAUTIFUL!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/rewtrccd1.jpgREWTRCCD1“It looks a lot smaller than I remember.” “That’s nostalgia goggles for you!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/rewtrccd0.jpgREWTRCCD02021-12-06T04:54:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/12/06/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-01-2021/2021-12-06T04:28:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/23/cinema-dispatch-ghostbusters-afterlife/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/gbacd5.jpgGBACD5“I blame your grandfather for all this.” “Really? Why?” “Uh… reasons! GOOD ones, too!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/gbacd4.jpgGBACD4“I’M DA BABY, GOTTA LOVE ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/gbacd3.jpgGBACD3“What the heck is this, a cassette player?” “Maybe it’s a Zune?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/gbacd2.jpgGBACD2“Jiggle the handle a bit.” “I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!” “If you did we wouldn’t be standing here, now would we?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/gbacd1.jpgGBACD1“Is this thing environmentally friendly?” “I don’t know, maybe we should check with the EPA.” “Yeah, they may not be perfect but it’s not like they’re full petty jerks who just want to disrupt small businesses.” “Hashtag Green New Deal!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/gbacd0.jpgGBACD02021-11-23T15:05:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/21/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-11-19-2021-live/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive10.jpgAEWLIVE10https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive9.jpgAEWLIVE9https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive8.jpgAEWLIVE82021-11-21T05:05:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/19/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-17-2021-live/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive7.jpgAEWLIVE7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive6.jpgAEWLIVE6https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive5.jpgAEWLIVE5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive4.jpgAEWLIVE4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive3.jpgAEWLIVE3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive2.jpgAEWLIVE2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive1.jpgAEWLIVE1https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewlive0.jpgAEWLIVE02021-11-21T03:02:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/16/super-wrestling-aew-full-gear-2021/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewfullgear21-17-1.jpgAEWFULLGEAR21-17“Nice hand you got there! Would be a shame if something HAPPENED TO IT!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/aewfullgear21-2-1.jpgAEWFULLGEAR21-2“So close, AND YET SO FAR!” “DARN YOU, BITTERSWEET IDIOMS!” *SMASH*2021-11-17T00:25:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/13/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-11-12-2021/2021-11-13T18:38:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/12/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-10-2021/2021-11-12T23:37:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/29/cinema-dispatch-mortal-kombat/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/mortalkombatcd5.jpgMORTALKOMBATCD5“It was ICE to meet your acquaintance!” “What can I say? I’ve had a BURNING desire to meet you!” “Sorry if I had given you the COLD SHOULDER!” “Well I guess it’s time for us to go our separate BLAZE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/mortalkombatcd4.jpgMORTALKOMBATCD4The only way they could make this guy more awesome is if they got Danny DeVito to voice him!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/mortalkombatcd3.jpgMORTALKOMBATCD3I mean who needs a compelling backstory when your powers can just come from MAGIC, am I right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/mortalkombatcd2.jpgMORTALKOMBATCD2Say what you will about the puppet, at least it had some personality!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/mortalkombatcd1.jpgMORTALKOMBATCD1“Look, I’m sorry! I set some time aside to watch The Flash, and then I had to watch Legends of Tomorrow, and it just turned into a big thing! Nobody’s perfect!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/mortalkombatcd0.jpgMORTALKOMBATCD02021-11-12T05:13:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/16/cinema-dispatch-free-guy/2021-11-12T05:10:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/10/cinema-dispatch-eternals/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/eternalscd5.jpgETERNALSCD5A sweet Queen soundtrack could have helped a lot! That’s all I’m saying!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/eternalscd4.jpgETERNALSCD4Was NOT expecting the Iron Giant sequel to go in this direction.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/eternalscd3.jpgETERNALSCD3“Look, just shoot everything and we’ll figure it all out in the edit.” “You sure, boss?” “It worked for The first Suicide Squad, didn’t it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/eternalscd2.jpgETERNALSCD2“SAVE… NATASHA!!” “Too late, dude.” “DANG IT!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/eternalscd1.jpgETERNALSCD1“It’s good of you to join us, Winter Solider!” “No, it’s me. Ikaris.” “Oh wow, really?” “YES, REALLY!!” “Hey, you’ve got to admit, the resemblance is eerie.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/eternalscd0.jpgETERNALSCD02021-11-10T15:58:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/07/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-11-05-2021/2021-11-07T16:26:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/16/cinema-dispatch-malignant/2021-11-07T14:13:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/06/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-03-2021/2021-11-06T19:23:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/05/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-46/2021-11-05T02:02:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/living-on-netflix/2021-11-03T11:30:11+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/02/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-10-29-2021/2021-11-02T19:26:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/11/01/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-27-2021/2021-11-01T17:18:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/29/hallowween-escape-the-undertaker/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/wweetu4-1.jpgWWEETU4You see failure, I see an opportunity! Put them together and you have… a fail-a-tunity!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/wweetu3-1.jpgWWEETU3“All I wanted was to watch The Great Pumpkin this Halloween. Spent five bucks on Apple TV for NOTHING, so now you must pay with your souls!” “I mean I’ve got a few dollars here if that will help our case.” “SILENCE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/wweetu2-1.jpgWWEETU2“I’m what you might call… A GHOST in the machine! MWA HA HA HA HAA!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/wweetu1-1.jpgWWEETU1REALLY don’t want to see his browser history…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/wweetu0-1.jpgWWEETU02021-10-29T11:15:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/28/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-23-2021/2021-10-28T22:32:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/27/cinema-dispatch-dune/2021-10-27T18:54:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/21/cinema-dispatch-halloween-kills/2021-10-27T01:58:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/25/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-10-22-2021/2021-10-25T19:23:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/23/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-45/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw45-4.jpgSTHIDW45-4“We paid for the extra campsite insurance, right Jewel?” “Um…” “Alright, if anyone asks we blame it on Eggman.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw45-3.jpgSTHIDW45-3“I sense that someone here is a TOTAL BUZZKILL and has NO IDEA what to wear while camping!” “Do you think she’s talking about me?” “I mean you ARE the one wearing a dress, high heels, and pantyhose.” “They aren’t THAT high!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw45-2.jpgSTHIDW45-2“I’ll be back when my soul is at peace. Or if I need to do laundry.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw45-1.jpgSTHIDW45-1“Sora’s FINALLY in Smash and we have to play it!” “You weren’t this excited when I got in.” “Are we really gonna do this now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw45-0.jpgSTHIDW45-02021-10-23T17:32:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/13/cinema-dispatch-the-addams-family-2/2021-10-23T17:29:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/22/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-16-2021/2021-10-22T19:12:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/19/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-10-15-2021/2021-10-19T16:39:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/17/cinema-dispatch-no-time-to-die/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/nttdcd5.jpgNTTDCD5“Do you wanna know how I got these scars?” “I’m sure it’s a lot more mundane than you’ll make it out to be.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/nttdcd4.jpgNTTDCD4“Uh… dang it, I had something here. Hold on.” … “’Well this is what happens when you don’t clean the office fridge!’ Ha! Nailed it!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/nttdcd3.jpgNTTDCD3“Wait, so you’re back? You don’t just… disappear when the mission’s over?” “I… no? Is that a thing that happens!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/nttdcd2.jpgNTTDCD2“No backseat driving, Bond.” “I’m not gonna say anything! I’m just here to enjoy the ride.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/nttdcd1.jpgNTTDCD1“Well, James… have the lambs stopped screaming?” “Have you gotten tired of telling that joke?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/nttdcd0.jpgNTTDCD02021-10-17T19:27:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/11/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-44/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw44-4.jpgSTHIDW44-4“Look, I can deal with all of this inner turmoil… just no more Zetis or Zombots…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw44-3.jpgSTHIDW44-3“Fascinating! Is there any way you could hate me more?” “Considering how much I already hate you, probably not.” “WELL YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw44-2.jpgSTHIDW44-2“This looked SO much easier in Hannibal.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw44-1.jpgSTHIDW44-1Not sure if this variation on Good Cop Bad Cop is gonna work. Then again, it’s not like the Zeti get due process or anything!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/sthidw44-0.jpgSTHIDW44-02021-10-11T19:00:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/10/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-10-08-2021/2021-10-10T15:16:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/09/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-06-2021/2021-10-09T22:51:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/06/cinema-dispatch-venom-let-there-be-carnage/2021-10-06T22:05:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/05/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-10-01-2021/2021-10-05T21:28:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/10/03/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-29-2021/2021-10-03T18:15:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/30/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-09-24-2021-grand-slam/2021-09-30T16:00:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/27/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-22-2021-grand-slam/2021-09-27T15:52:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/26/cinema-dispatch-cry-macho/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/crymachocd5.jpgCRYMACHOCD5Oh, I can’t stay mad at you! Just don’t do that crap with the chair again! … Okay, maybe I can stay just a LITTLE bit mad at you.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/crymachocd4.jpgCRYMACHOCD4“Are we there yet?” “I SWEAR TO GOD, KID!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/crymachocd3.jpgCRYMACHOCD3“Come on kid, what did I teach you?” “Oh right. THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/crymachocd2.jpgCRYMACHOCD2“It’s you and me against the world, macho.” “Bwak Bwaaak!” “No Macho, I haven’t seen Clyde in years. Not sure what he’s up to.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/crymachocd1.jpgCRYMACHOCD1“This is all your fault, kid. I never should have let you try to impersonate El Santo.” “ME? You’re the one who stuck a banana in the wrong tailpipe!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/crymachocd0.jpgCRYMACHOCD02021-09-26T13:22:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/23/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-09-17-2021/2021-09-23T17:52:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/22/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-15-2021/2021-09-22T15:41:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/08/super-wrestling-aew-all-out-2021/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-25-1.jpgAEWALLOUT21-25https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-7-1.jpgAEWALLOUT21-7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-31.jpgAEWALLOUT21-31https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-30.jpgAEWALLOUT21-30https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-29.jpgAEWALLOUT21-29This is a stunt so ridiculous that I fully expected Johnny Knoxville to pop in from off-screen and tell us what it’s called!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-28.jpgAEWALLOUT21-28“Oh the pain! Oh the pain of it all!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-27.jpgAEWALLOUT21-27https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-26.jpgAEWALLOUT21-26“You ever go to space, QT?” “Why do you ask- WAHHHH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-24.jpgAEWALLOUT21-24“DID I DO THAT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/aewallout21-23.jpgAEWALLOUT21-232021-09-22T11:19:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/wrestling/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast/2021-09-20T17:04:11+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/20/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-9-9-14-2021/2021-09-20T15:54:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/18/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-43/2021-09-18T18:17:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/13/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-09-10-2021/2021-09-13T20:15:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/12/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-08-2021/2021-09-12T16:09:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-comics/james-bond-dynamite/2021-09-10T00:23:29+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/09/cinema-dispatch-shang-chi-and-the-legend-of-the-ten-rings/2021-09-09T23:03:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/05/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-09-03-2021/2021-09-05T15:35:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/05/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-01-2021/2021-09-05T02:33:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/02/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-08-27-2021/2021-09-02T15:35:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/09/01/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-25-2021/2021-09-01T03:59:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/29/cinema-dispatch-candyman/2021-08-29T21:12:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/21/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-08-20-2021/2021-08-21T23:12:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/20/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-18-2021/2021-08-20T19:24:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/18/super-comics-james-bond-007-11-12/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/jb007-12-3.jpgJB007-12-3“ Jeez, dude! That was barely more than a modest slap! Are you okay?” “I'M FINE! THIS GOLD WILL HEAL MY WOUNDS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/jb007-12-2.jpgJB007-12-2“And where did you get those jet packs?” “Uh... gift shop?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/jb007-12-1.jpgJB007-12-1“Tap into your inner Batman, and do the right thing!” “Uh... pretty sure I already did that in Skyfall, but whatever you say dude.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/jb007-11-3.jpgJB007-11-3“With our combined strength, we can bring order to this wretched place, and increase the value of gold by at LEAST double!” “Lays it on a bit thick, doesn't he?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/jb007-11-2.jpgJB007-11-2“I don't remember this being in my job description! Seriously, I hunt super villains and assassins; not Hannibal freaking Lecter!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/jb007-11-1.jpgJB007-11-1“Ah, shoot; I walked right into that one…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/jb007-11-0.jpgJB007-11-02021-08-18T18:15:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/15/super-wrestling-aew-rampage-08-13-2021/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/aewrampage0.jpgAEWRAMPAGE02021-08-15T15:58:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/14/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-11-2021/2021-08-14T19:54:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/02/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-28-2021-fight-for-the-fallen/2021-08-14T19:45:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/12/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-8-8-2-2021/2021-08-14T04:21:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/11/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-04-2021-homecoming/2021-08-11T05:03:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/10/cinema-dispatch-the-suicide-squad/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/tsscd5.jpgTSSCD5“Why do we keep losing the feed!?” “It’s all coming through on the HBO Max app.” “DARN YOU, YOU POORLY OPTIMIZED STREAMING SERVICE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/tsscd4.jpgTSSCD4“I tell ya, the day I saw that Team America World Police Movie… my whole life changed. I was an empty vessel going through life and then… I was complete.” “Dibs on not teaming with that guy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/tsscd3.jpgTSSCD3“Have you ever been through anything like that before?” “Yes. Next to a guy wearing jorts? No.” “These are comfortable, flexible, and versatile. They’re probably the reason we’re all still alive right now!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/tsscd2.jpgTSSCD2“WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS CHARACTER ARC!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/tsscd1.jpgTSSCD1“Honestly, I think we can write this off as a learning experience.” “Hungry.” “See? The shark guy gets it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/tsscd0.jpgTSSCD02021-08-10T16:28:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/05/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-7-8-2-2021/2021-08-05T12:26:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/08/04/cinema-dispatch-the-green-knight/2021-08-03T23:47:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/01/super-comics-james-bond-007-7-8/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-8-3.jpgJB007-8-3“I think someone just earned a trip to Happy Town!”     “YAY!  I’m gonna chase me a dragon!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-8-2.jpgJB007-8-2“Give him a shaken martini and listen to his terrible one-liners?”     “That or dance in an opening credit sequence.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-8-1.jpgJB007-8-1“If you have any secrets you’d like to share, like how you’re actually Batman or whatever, now would be the time to do it.”     “PFFT!  Batman WISHES he was me!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-7-3.jpgJB007-7-3“May I also point out that I’m REALLY good at picking up chicks?”     “Yes, thank you Mr. Bond.”     “And… I can be your personal trainer?  I’m sure that golden vest is starting to feel tight around the chest!”     “OKAY, THANK YOU MR. BOND!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-7-2.jpgJB007-7-2“But why?  Goldfinger is no mad-dog-killer; he is after something…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-7-1.jpgJB007-7-1“Good thing you folded on the last hand too!  All I had was a Joker and a How To Play Poker card!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-7-0.jpgJB007-7-02021-08-02T14:47:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/29/cinema-dispatch-snake-eyes-g-i-joe-origins/2021-07-29T11:17:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/28/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-6-7-26-2021/2021-07-28T11:48:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/12/super-comics-james-bond-007-1-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-2-4.jpgJB007-2-4“Checkers, backgammon, Team Fortress 2; I’m ready for anything…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-2-3.jpgJB007-2-3I’m not sure how seriously I can take ORU if they’re lifting ideas from Jacobim Mugatu.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-2-2.jpgJB007-2-2“Focused on DAT ASS!!”     “Bond, I have a speaker lodged directly into your inner ear.  Do NOT make me use it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-2-1.jpgJB007-2-1“We’ll call him Oddjob 2; perhaps more technically impressive than the original, but just doesn’t have the same staying power.  Isn’t that right, James Bond 8?”     “I really wish you’d stop calling me that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-1-4.jpgJB007-1-4“And all the ladies say, I’m pretty fly for a super spy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-1-3.jpgJB007-1-3“Nice shirt; is it to cover-up the blood stains?”     “Nice hair, how long did you work on it?”     “Nice shoes, where did you… oh wait I have those!”     “They’re so nice, aren’t they?”     “I know, and they go with EVERYTHING!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-1-2.jpgJB007-1-2“THIS KID’S FULL OF MOXIE, I TELL YA!!”     “More like gin and lead.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-1-1.jpgJB007-1-1“You ever see Austin Powers?  Okay, imagine that guy who threw a shoe, but he throws a hat!”     …     “NO, WHY WOULD I CARE THAT THE ACTOR IS IN JAIL RIGHT NOW!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-1-0.jpgJB007-1-02021-07-26T15:56:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/27/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-42/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/sthidw42-4.jpgSTHIDW42-4“Take a picture! It will last longer!” “YOU FOOL! We will turn it into an NFT and make MILLIONS!” “Wait, so was that our plan the whole time?” “We can have more than one plan!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/sthidw42-3.jpgSTHIDW42-3“Can’t you tell by his silhouette!?” “Shame on you, Belle! You shouldn’t judge a book by its shadow!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/sthidw42-2.jpgSTHIDW42-2“I don’t get paid enough for this crap…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/sthidw42-1.jpgSTHIDW42-1“The one thing I can’t outrun is my own hatred for the Deadly Six. It’s such a silly and awkward name too! DANG IT, they suck!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/sthidw42-0.jpgSTHIDW42-02021-07-26T03:14:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/26/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-41/2021-07-26T00:43:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/25/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-21-2021-fyter-fest-night-2/2021-07-25T15:59:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/23/cinema-dispatch-old/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/oldcd5.jpgOLDCD5“See, this is why I should have brought my utility belt. Batman never gets into this kind of mess.” “Your utility belt was made of cardboard and full of Jolly Ranchers.” “I WAS SIX AT THE TIME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/oldcd4.jpgOLDCD4“Darn you Flintstones Vitamins! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/oldcd3.jpgOLDCD3“She died hours ago, and yet the body is COMPLETELY decomposed!” “Wow, and I thought WE were boned.” … “Really?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/oldcd2.jpgOLDCD2“Oh, so THIS is where he’s been hiding those Sixth Sense sequels!” “Wait, so it’s a crossover with Lady in the Water!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/oldcd1.jpgOLDCD1“I want a car.” “CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/oldcd0.jpgOLDCD02021-07-23T14:38:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/19/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-14-2021-fyter-fest-night-1/2021-07-20T20:05:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/18/cinema-dispatch-escape-room-tournament-of-champions/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/escaperoom2cd5.jpgESCAPEROOM2CD5“It’s like Laser Tag, but for keeps!” “OR IT’S A DEADLY TRAP THAT COULD EASILY KILL US ALL!” “You know, I’m TRYING to make the best of a bad situation here and you’re just being a total Debbie Downer.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/escaperoom2cd4.jpgESCAPEROOM2CD4Just wait; this bear is gonna get his own Annabelle spin-off and it’ll make a billion.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/escaperoom2cd3.jpgESCAPEROOM2CD3“It turns out the REAL escape room were all the friends we made along the way. Because they’re all dead.” “Yeah, cool story.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/escaperoom2cd2.jpgESCAPEROOM2CD2Next is Escape Room In Paradise, followed by Escape Room ON THE MOON! After that, we’ve got Escape Room Zero which is a prequel that doesn’t explain anything, and then maybe we’ll get Escape Room The Final Puzzle before they just reboot the whole thing, and now I’m starting to feel dizzy…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/escaperoom2cd1.jpgESCAPEROOM2CD1“I KNOW THIS ONE! It’s a selfie challenge!” *CLICK* “Okay, maybe not.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/escaperoom2cd0.jpgESCAPEROOM2CD02021-07-20T20:04:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/20/cinema-dispatch-space-jam-a-new-legacy/2021-07-20T19:36:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/halo-retrospective/2021-07-19T13:34:58+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2019/01/09/cinema-dispatch-escape-room/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/escaperoomcd5.jpgescaperoomcd5“I want to talk to your supervisor!”     “I have placed your order for a velociraptor!”     “NOOOOO!!”     “Thank you for calling EVIL CORP!  Your screams of anguish are very important to us!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/escaperoomcd4.jpgescaperoomcd4They could have just put a bomb in a room with a Sudoku puzzle, but no.  They had to get FANCY with it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/escaperoomcd3.jpgescaperoomcd3“Who drew the short straw.”     “I did…”     “You know what to do.”     “Sigh… I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST IF WE WERE TO SPLIT UP!  I’LL START BY GOING OVER THERE ALONE!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/escaperoomcd2.jpgescaperoomcd2Very poor work.  See me after class.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/escaperoomcd1.jpgescaperoomcd1“She may not be the most helpful, but at least she’s here nights and weekends.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/escaperoomcd0.jpgescaperoomcd02021-07-18T13:19:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/15/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-5-7-13-2021/2021-07-15T15:57:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/17/twenty-years-of-halo-helljumpers-blood-line/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-8.jpgHALO21-8“Is this like Okay Evil, or… EVIL Evil?” “I don’t even know dude. Our society is all over the place with this stuff…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-7.jpgHALO21-7“Is this where we finally hug?” “What is with you humans and the constant need for physical interaction to validate emotions!?” “Spoken like someone who could really use a hug!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-6.jpgHALO21-6“Darude Sandstorm?” “Darude Sandstorm.” DARUDE SANDSTORM!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-5.jpgHALO21-5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-4.jpgHALO21-4“If I make ‘pew-pew-pew’ sounds, will you think less of me?” “Not if I can make ‘BWOO-PAHHH’ noises at the same time!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-3.jpgHALO21-3You may not walk with pride but you still move a little fun with that GIANT STICK UP YOUR BUTT!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-2.jpgHALO21-2“Van Halen 3 was NOT a bad album! Critics just didn’t understand it!” “Whatever man, it was too dang long!” “REAL ART DOESN’T ABIDE BY YOUR PEDESTRIAN IDEAS OF SONG LENGTH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/halo21-1.jpgHALO21-12021-07-12T03:39:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/12/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-09-2021-road-rager/2021-07-11T17:42:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/10/cinema-dispatch-black-widow/2021-07-10T15:37:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/08/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-4-7-05-2021/2021-07-08T17:01:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/06/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-30-2021/2021-07-06T03:56:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/04/cinema-dispatch-the-forever-purge/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/tfpcd5.jpgTFPCD5At this point I’m not sure if a Mad Max world is a WORSE outcome…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/tfpcd4.jpgTFPCD4You know, I figured guys like this would be ANTI-Mask!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/tfpcd3.jpgTFPCD3“This just in, the bad guys won the election for no reason whatsoever. Local experts advise not to think about it and just go with the flow.” “Is this what you guys call fake news?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/tfpcd2.jpgTFPCD2Seems like a step down from guillotines and flamethrowers if you ask me.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/tfpcd1.jpgTFPCD1Nice hat, dork.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/tfpcd0.jpgTFPCD02021-07-04T14:44:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/03/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-3-6-29-2021/2021-07-03T18:05:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/07/01/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-2-6-29-2021/2021-07-01T16:13:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/30/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-26-2021-saturday-night-dynamite/2021-06-30T05:42:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/28/cinema-dispatch-fast-furious-9/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/f9cd5.jpgF9CD5“Just throwing this out there… CLONES! Yeah, just let that simmer for a bit and get back to me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/f9cd4.jpgF9CD4“And the heck of it is, today was my day off…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/f9cd3.jpgF9CD3“How can he fly better than us!? HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PROPELLER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/f9cd2.jpgF9CD2See, if this was one of the other movies at least ONE of those cars would have been a TANK!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/f9cd1.jpgF9CD1Come on, Cena! Do the U CAN’T SEE ME! You know you want to!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/f9cd0.jpgF9CD02021-06-27T16:14:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/04/15/cinema-dispatch-the-fate-of-the-furious/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf7.jpgF8OTF7Sir and Ma’am not appearing in this film.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf6.jpgF8OTF6BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf5.jpgF8OTF5“DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME!?”     “NO!  …  yes.”     “Thank you for being honest.  RRRAAAAHHHH!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf4.jpgF8OTF4If this film was the lead in to Atomic Blonde, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf3.jpgF8OTF3“How could you do this to us!?”     “THEY DIDN’T GIVE ME A CHOICE!!  THEY’RE GONNA LET ME DO ANOTHER RIDDICK MOVIE!!”     “How could that be worth breaking apart our family!?”     “WITH A TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET!!”     “…Oh.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf2.jpgF8OTF2“Motherfucker, I will EAT my way out of this cell!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf1.jpgF8OTF1“I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!  SLLLLLUUURRRP!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/f8otf0.jpgF8OTF02021-06-26T16:03:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/25/cinema-dispatch-trailer-talk-halloween-kills/2021-06-25T22:12:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/18/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-14-2021/2021-06-24T16:19:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/22/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-evolutions-part-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/banner-8-2009.jpgBanner 8 (2009)Artwork by Usbaia and cawico7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-11.jpgHALO17-11“Isn’t it just WILD how often our preconceived notions just keep getting reinforced?” “I know, right? Talk about good luck!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-10.jpgHALO17-10Oh, so what you’re saying is that it was the GOOD kind of slavery! Gotcha!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-9.jpgHALO17-9“I knew my copy of the Team America World Police soundtrack would come in-” *BOOM*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-8.jpgHALO17-8Well so much for a fair and balanced debate!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-7.jpgHALO17-7I’d hate to see what their field manual looks like. It’d probably be big enough to beat a grunt to death with!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-6.jpgHALO17-6“Are we doing this? Alright! I KNEW my copy of The Good The Bad and The Ugly soundtrack would come in handy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-5.jpgHALO17-5“We were standing there. On the dirt. Running out of supplies, like dirt without nutrients. The taste of blood in my mouth which is KINDA like dirt if you really think about it. Our uniforms were dirty which is just the word dirt used as an adjective. Dirt. Dirty, dirty, dirt, dirt.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-4.jpgHALO17-4Back in my day, we called it the Four Loko Challenge!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo17-3.jpgHALO17-3“Yummy yummy yummy I’ve got dudes in my tummy, and I feel like eating you!” “I wish they’d stop singing that…”2021-06-24T16:18:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/15/twenty-years-of-halo-the-cole-protocol/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo16-0.jpgHALO16-0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo16-4.jpgHALO16-4I thought the Phantom Menace taught everyone that sci-fi and trade disputes DON’T MIX!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo16-3.jpgHALO16-3“Can we blow it up?” “No.” “Can we decapitate it?” “No.” “Can we… harvest its organs?” “NO!” “Well then how do you expect me to solve this problem!? With math!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo16-2.jpgHALO16-2Wait, so you’re telling me they can be Spartans AND have genuine personalities!? https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo16-1.jpgHALO16-1Thanks, Space Obama!!2021-06-24T16:15:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/10/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-uprising-contact-harvest/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-0.jpgHALO11-0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-8.jpgHALO11-8“This is the LAST time I take the team out for laser tag! Just gets way too competitive around here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-7.jpgHALO11-7Is there any way we can uninstall his JerkBag.exe files and delete his Creeper subroutines?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-6.jpgHALO11-6“Can you at least not stare at me while I do it?” “Will you let me suffocate if I don’t?” “Sigh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-5.jpgHALO11-5“AVAST, YEH MATEYS! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!! ARRRR!!” “Ahem…” “Sigh… and have you heard the good word about the Forerunners?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-4.jpgHALO11-4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-3.jpgHALO11-3I mean he’s killing aliens and saving humanity, but his heart just doesn’t seem to be in it anymore…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-2.jpgHALO11-2It’s like looking at some bootleg westernized Killer 7. Wait, didn’t that get a crappy comic too?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo11-1.jpgHALO11-1Wow, you know I thought pop music was perfectly fine but seeing a pop star running from aliens has opened my eyes that it’s pointless drivel! After all, if it can’t stop a bullet from going in your head, is it REALLY that important?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/banner-6-2007.jpgBanner 6 (2007)Artwork by Usbaia2021-06-24T16:14:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/29/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-evolutions-part-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-13.jpgHALO18-13“I mean it was never THAT much of an issue that I’d actually SAY anything about it, but hindsight’s gotta count for something, am I right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-12.jpgHALO18-12Well I’m glad HE feels better, but what about ME!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-11.jpgHALO18-11Talk about having skeletons in your closet, eh!? What, too soon?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-10.jpgHALO18-10It’s just like Death Stranding! Only with aliens instead of UPS dudes. Can the next Death Stranding be about aliens? Call me, Kojima!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-9.jpgHALO18-9https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-8.jpgHALO18-8I guess the Insurrectionists saw 2001: A Space Odyssey too many times… and I guess CENTCOM didn’t see it enough.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-7.jpgHALO18-7“Crawling in my circuits! My files, they are being corrupted!” “No one thinks you’re funny.” “YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!” “I am literally a millennia old hive mind who’s scrubbed away whole civilizations across many galaxies! You think YOU know something about humor that I DON’T?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-6.jpgHALO18-6“I know you are, but what am I?” “Darn you, Gravemind! Your riddles are crashing my OS! A REAL gentleman asks a lady first before doing that!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-5.jpgHALO18-5“Chief, are you crying?” “NO! THERE’S JUST A LOT OF DUST IN MY VISOR, OKAY!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo18-4.jpgHALO18-4Well gee, Palmer. Why don’t you tell us how you REALLY feel?2021-06-24T01:44:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/22/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-18-2021-friday-night-dynamite/2021-06-22T02:44:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/17/cinema-dispatch-in-the-heights/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ithcd5.jpgITHCD5“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in! And good thing too, because this place rules!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ithcd4.jpgITHCD4Give it a few years and she’ll get a Mama Mia-esque prequel movie. I’m calling it now!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ithcd3.jpgITHCD3Shine on your quirky dude! Also, I have that exact pair of shoes.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ithcd2.jpgITHCD2You can’t cut out the Spider-Man dance scene! What’s the point of making this if you cut out the Spider-Man dance scene!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ithcd1.jpgITHCD1You can’t sign a lease in Washington Heights without two years of contemporary dance, MINIMUM!2021-06-17T04:58:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/wrestling/2021-06-16T04:07:46+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/16/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-11-2021-friday-night-dynamite/2021-06-16T03:42:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/15/phenomenal-wrestling-podcast-episode-1-6-13-2021/2021-06-15T12:02:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/11/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-40/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/sthidw40-4.jpgSTHIDW40-4“Okay fine! If you come back I promise one hug every year; but it also counts as your birthday present!” “I thought I un-paired you!” “NO BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS OUTSIDE THE REACH OF EGGMAN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/sthidw40-3.jpgSTHIDW40-3“That’s the LAST time I play Quake in VR! And I thought I was a sadistic jerk!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/sthidw40-2.jpgSTHIDW40-2“If I’m gonna be your daddy, we are gonna lay down some ground rules! EGGMAN LAW ONE! You can date, but only if I get to dissect them at the end of the night! EGGMAN LAW TWO! You don’t have to cook dinner, but I DO expect you to dispose of the Postmates driver with efficiency and discreetness. Why aren’t you writing this down!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/sthidw40-1.jpgSTHIDW40-1“Oh no! We’re using up too much processing power that Eggman had to downgrade the graphics!” “That’s like… the OPPOSITE of way past cool!” “Sure Sonic, whatever you say.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/sthidw40-0.jpgSTHIDW40-02021-06-12T02:02:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/07/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-04-2021-friday-night-dynamite/2021-06-07T01:52:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/05/cinema-dispatch-cruella/2021-06-05T00:08:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/30/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-28-2021-friday-night-dynamite/2021-06-04T10:59:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/06/02/super-wrestling-aew-double-or-nothing-2021/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-32.jpgAEWDON21-32“HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A SPEARS SCORNED!” “Yeah, whatever dude.” *SMASH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-31.jpgAEWDON21-31“Dibs on his boots when he falls to his death!” “Oka fine, but I’m taking home the cast!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-30.jpgAEWDON21-30“I ask you, good sir! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-29.jpgAEWDON21-29“This may be a big let-DOWN for you to get the SHAFT like this, but you’ve been PUSHING MY BUTTONS and driving me UP THE WALL for weeks now!” “Can you just shut up and punch me!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-28.jpgAEWDON21-28“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, YOU GIANT GOOFBALL!” “Well there’s no need to be hurtful about it…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-27.jpgAEWDON21-27“JUDAS IN, JUDAS IN MY MIND!!” “NOT THE BUTT ROCK! ANYTHING BUT THE BUTT ROCK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-26.jpgAEWDON21-26https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-25.jpgAEWDON21-25“Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me four times-” *SMACK*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-24.jpgAEWDON21-24Good thing he’s still got The Best Friends in his corner, because two of his buddies just disappeared after THAT mighty boot from Pac!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/aewdon21-23.jpgAEWDON21-23“You spin me right round, baby, RIGHT ROUND!” “My GOD! Pac plans on winning this match and taking that belt from Kenny, dead or alive!!”2021-06-03T00:56:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/26/cinema-dispatch-army-of-the-dead/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/aotdcd5.jpgAOTDCD5Now if John Cena came from the back and gave him an STFU out of nowhere, THEN I’d be excited!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/aotdcd4.jpgAOTDCD4Can we get a movie just about these two? It worked for Hobbs & Shaw!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/aotdcd3.jpgAOTDCD3“This is still better than going to Atlantic City…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/aotdcd2.jpgAOTDCD2“CERTIFIED FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES!!” “OOGA-CHAKA, OOGA-OOGA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/aotdcd1.jpgAOTDCD1“If things get spicy in there, I’m just gonna call an Uber and get the heck out of there.” “Yeah, I think the zombie blighted wasteland is outside their service area.” “Sheesh. So much for being a market disruptor.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/aotdcd0.jpgAOTDCD02021-05-26T19:18:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/contact-and-links/2021-05-25T22:34:59+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/08/twenty-years-of-halo-red-vs-blue-reconstruction/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/banner-7-2008.jpgBanner 7 (2008)Artwork by Usbaia and cawico7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo15-4.jpgHALO15-4“Maybe if we insert a Deus Ex Machina into the third act.” “How is THAT going to fix anything?” “What, you’ve never heard that a problem shared is a problem halved?” “That’s DUO; not DEUS. Deus means God!” “TWO GODS!? Shoot, Simmons! Why didn’t we think of this sooner!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo15-3.jpgHALO15-3“For crimes against good taste, you are banished to the realm of everlasting repentance.” “The WHAT!?” “Look, it’s just the storage shed. All you have to do is sit in there for fifteen minutes and think about what you’ve done.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo15-2.jpgHALO15-2“I was thinking of something like this. Makes me a much smaller target and therefore harder to hit.” “Why are we doing this NOW when you should be shooting this guy!?” “Why are you lecturing me when YOU could be shooting this guy!?” “Hey… do I get a say in this?” “NO!” *BANG*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo15-1.jpgHALO15-1“And I would walk five-hundred miles-” “Caboose…” And I would walk five-hundred more-” “Caboose, shut up.” “Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles-” “CABOOSE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/halo15-0.jpgHALO15-0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/banner7-2008-temp.jpgBanner7 (2008) TEMPArtwork by Usbaia2021-05-25T21:49:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/25/halo-fest-2021-halo-3-part-6/2021-05-24T23:13:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/23/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-19-2021/2021-05-23T17:39:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/20/halo-fest-2021-halo-3-part-5/2021-05-20T17:40:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/18/halo-fest-2021-halo-3-part-4/2021-05-18T14:54:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/17/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-12-2021/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/aewdynamite2.jpgAEWDYNAMITE22021-05-17T15:33:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/16/cinema-dispatch-spiral/2021-05-16T18:38:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/14/halo-fest-2021-halo-3-part-3/2021-05-14T17:20:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/13/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-39/2021-05-16T04:10:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/09/halo-fest-2021-halo-3-part-1/2021-05-11T18:03:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/11/halo-fest-2021-halo-3-part-2/2021-05-11T18:02:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/24/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo13-7.jpgHALO13-7“We’re here to help, Chief!” *WHAM* “Where’d he go?” “Uh-oh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo13-6.jpgHALO13-6TRY STEPPING ON ME NOW, YOU MECHANICAL JERK WAD!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo13-5.jpgHALO13-5There was a sniper rifle RIGHT THERE! WHY DID I GO WITH THE BRUTE SHOT!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo13-4.jpgHALO13-4“Why are you HERE, John?” “I came here because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” “I’m a Smart AI, John. I KNOW which movie you stole that line from.” “If the quote fits!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo13-3.jpgHALO13-3“REUNITED, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!” “Will you PLEASE stop saying that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo13-2.jpgHALO13-2“MWA HA HA HA HAAA!!” “Does he normally do that?” “Look, we’re on a time crunch, okay?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo13-1.jpgHALO13-1“You promised me cake back on the first Halo ring! If ANYONE should be mad, it’s ME!”2021-05-07T13:41:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/07/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-05-2021-blood-guts/2021-05-07T04:07:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/03/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-28-2021/2021-05-07T03:47:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/05/01/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-3-essentials-halo-landfall/2021-05-01T13:06:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/26/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-21-2021/2021-04-26T15:54:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/17/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-believe-iris/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-8.jpgHALO12-8“If everything else fails, we have Grown Ups 3 ready to go!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-7.jpgHALO12-7And yet it somehow makes more sense than Prometheus…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-6.jpgHALO12-6https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-5.jpgHALO12-5 “One moment please…” *BLAAAAAARRGGHHH* “Thank you…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-4.jpgHALO12-4Forty years later, and they STILL couldn’t find his last name? What, did Halsey burn all the files and shoot everyone involved!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-3.jpgHALO12-3“And with that, the firing ceased. I may have walked out of this place that day, but a piece of me will always be here…” … “What’s that?” … “Oh, and uh… Do The Dew. I guess.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-2.jpgHALO12-2“Hey Roland, you uh… you sure you know what you’re doing there?” “of course I know what I’m-” *BANG* “Whoopsies…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-1.jpgHALO12-1Harvested right from the furrowed brows and pit stained graphic tees of true gamers then mixed with ten pounds of sugar and trademark RED MYSTERY FLAVOR! Nothing tastes sweeter than victory, but we sure as heck tried with this!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo12-0.jpgHALO12-02021-04-25T18:42:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/03/twenty-years-of-halo-red-vs-blue-season-5-out-of-mind-and-recovery-one/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-9.jpgHALO10-9“So does everyone understand the plan?” “Yes, actually! It’s amazing how quickly things can get done when we don’t argue constantly!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-8.jpgHALO10-8“Just call me Xerxes! Wherever I go, there’s always dead Spartans!” “My analysis has concluded that that joke was awful.” “Oh, what do you know? That was GOLD right there!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-7.jpgHALO10-7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-6.jpgHALO10-6“Wait, he’s actually SHOOTING at me!? I thought we were making bullet sounds with our mouths!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-5.jpgHALO10-5Everyone else gets to comeback as a ghost or half-cyborg, but not this guy!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-4.jpgHALO10-4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-3.jpgHALO10-3“Tex! Wait! You forgot your cell phone!” “She did?” “Shut up, man! I’m doing a thing!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-2.jpgHALO10-2“What are you gonna do to us, Wyoming? Torture us? Break our legs!? CUT OUR HEADS OFF!?” “No, I’m going to exposit to you for several minutes about things you never saw and were of no real consequence.” “NOOOOOOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/halo10-1.jpgHALO10-1“GIRLY THINGS!” “Hey, we’ve already got Donut for that!” “Yeah, but that joke ran its course two seasons ago.” “Clearly you haven’t learned the finer points of beating a dead horse!”2021-04-24T00:42:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/13/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-07-2021/2021-04-13T02:22:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/06/twenty-years-of-halo-red-vs-blue-season-4-halo-zero/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo8-5.jpgHALO8-5Not sure Microsoft is going to be happy about that, but you do you I suppose…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo8-4.jpgHALO8-4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo8-3.jpgHALO8-3“Listen up, men! These new grav-ka-doodles are highly advanced transportation vectors that should be used only in emergencies! And if you shove a dead body in there, it’ll bob around in the most HILARIOUS manner!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo8-2.jpgHALO8-2“All this violence, and for what!? WHAT, I SAY!?” “My spleen! I was using that!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo8-1.jpgHALO8-1“My vengeance will be felt across the entire canyon! NOTHING BUT DEVASTATION AND WOE!!” “Firing main canon.” “ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?” “Updating target.” “Okay, never mind! Jeez…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/banner-4-2005.jpgBanner 4 (2005Artwork by Usbaia2021-04-10T00:25:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/13/twenty-years-of-halo-the-halo-graphic-novel-ghost-of-onyx/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-10.jpgHALO9-10Hey, say what you will about the guy, AT LEAST HE’S NOT TRAINING TODDLERS TO FIRE GUNS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-9.jpgHALO9-9Forget R Lee Ermey! RAMBO would be cringing at this! Okay, MAYBE not the Rambo from Last Blood.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-8.jpgHALO9-8It’s like if the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance from Hot Fuzz was a department in Space Forcehttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-7.jpgHALO9-7Jeez… R Lee Ermey would tell them to tone it down a notch.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-6.jpgHALO9-6“I’ve been training for this day since 1978. LET’S SEE WHAT YOU’VE GOT, YOU SPACE INVADING BASTARDS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-5.jpgHALO9-5“I’ve been training for this day since 1978. LET’S SEE WHAT YOU’VE GOT, YOU SPACE INVADING BASTARDS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-4.jpgHALO9-4“If we can dub over them so they can say ‘We hate them for their freedom’, that would REALLY help a bunch!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-3.jpgHALO9-3“These shotgun shells work REALLY well in this handgun! Why didn’t anyone think of this before!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-2.jpgHALO9-2“Well if OSI likes the results we’ll send it to the Master Chief. Otherwise, we’ve got this guy who’ll take it off our hands; under the table hush-hush stuff. Calls himself Doom Slayer in the e-mails, so probably some punk kid with too much money to burn.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/halo9-1.jpgHALO9-1It’s like looking through H R Giger’s septic tank…2021-04-10T00:23:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/06/cinema-dispatch-godzilla-vs-kong/2021-04-06T22:51:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/04/04/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-03-31-2021/2021-04-04T16:20:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/31/cinema-dispatch-nobody/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/nobodycd5.jpgNOBODYCD5“This is what happens when you don’t call Saul.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/nobodycd4.jpgNOBODYCD4“Can’t believe I didn’t do this year’s ago! This is WAY easier than a day job!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/nobodycd3.jpgNOBODYCD3“I could be playing Fortnite or watching that new Mighty Ducks show, but nope! I’m here doing this nonsense.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/nobodycd2.jpgNOBODYCD2“We’ll the next one Nobody’s Fool. Then Nobody’s Business. After that they’ll get someone else to play me but then I’ll come back for one more called Nobody Does it Better.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/nobodycd1.jpgNOBODYCD1“You wanna know how I got these scars? Ask Mr. Whiskers over there, the testy bastard.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/nobodycd0.jpgNOBODYCD02021-03-31T02:42:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/29/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-03-24-2021/2021-03-29T15:29:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/26/cinema-dispatch-justice-league-v-justice-league-dawn-of-judgement/2021-03-26T13:45:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/25/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-38/2021-03-25T04:48:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/22/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-03-17-2021-st-patrick/2021-03-22T03:44:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/14/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-03-10-2021/2021-03-14T19:18:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/10/super-wrestling-aew-revolution-2021/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-26.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-26OH THE HUMANITY!! https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-25.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-25“Cuz baby, YOU’RE a firework! HA!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-24.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-24“MY EYES!! I’m gonna be seeing spots for like five whole minutes!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-23.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-23https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-22.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-22This is only gonna get worse before it gets better.” “Oh don’t you worry about that, Darby! We’ll make sure that’s true!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-21.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-21“Sting ‘em up, Stinger! Sting ‘em up!” *clap* clap* *clap*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-20.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-20https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-19.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-19“There's no ink in this pen, but I must not let anyone know…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-18.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-18“So delicious… yet so forbidden…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/aewrevolution21-17.jpgAEWREVOLUTION21-172021-03-10T23:58:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/07/cinema-dispatch-coming-2-america/2021-03-07T17:50:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/02/twenty-years-of-halo-conversations-from-the-universe-the-art-of-halo/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7a-3.jpgHALO7A-3It’s like Revenge of the Nerds, and who doesn’t love THAT movie, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7a-2.jpgHALO7A-2He’s honestly not THAT much bulkier in the game, though I guess they added extra layers of plastic to his action figure-esque armored suit.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7a-1.jpgHALO7A-1“I didn’t want to say anything, but those Scientologists jerks have been killing it in this section of the galaxy!” “Freaking Xenu. Why doesn’t the green demon go after THAT guy?”2021-03-06T23:37:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/27/twenty-years-of-halo-halo-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7-7.jpgHALO7-7And thus the Earth was lost as the Master Chief GOT TEAM KILLED OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! SERIOUSLY!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7-6.jpgHALO7-6TRY THE RED GUN! NO THE BLUE! THE RED! BLUE! RED! BLUE! RED! BLUE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7-5.jpgHALO7-5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7-4.jpgHALO7-4“Microsoft just offered me a sweet gig as their Virtual Assistant which I just can’t pass up, but I’m sure you’ve got this from here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7-3.jpgHALO7-3“FEED ME, CHIEF!” “No.” “Alright then. FEED ME, ARBITER!” “That’ll be a no from me as well, vile creature.” “Well you two are just playing hard to get!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7-2.jpgHALO7-2“I’m here to kick ass and steal movie lines, and I don’t watch a lot of movies.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo7-1.jpgHALO7-1“None of this makes any sense! Why would they release all the Halo games on PC, EXCEPT for Guardians!? Infinite is coming to PC, but not Guardians!?”2021-03-06T02:32:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/05/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-03-03-2021/2021-03-05T14:20:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/03/01/cinema-dispatch-tom-jerry/2021-03-02T19:04:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/06/twenty-years-of-halo-red-vs-blue-season-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo4-4.jpgHALO4-4I wouldn’t trust that guy if I were you!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo4-3.jpgHALO4-3We’re gonna have to rebuild from the ground up. It’ll only hurt for a second!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo4-2.jpgHALO4-2“Can’t we all just get along!?” “I mean… no. Not really.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo4-1.jpgHALO4-1EVERYTHING’S FINE! NO PROBLEMS HERE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/rvb0.jpgRVB02021-02-28T15:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/30/twenty-years-of-halo-the-flood-first-strike/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-8-4.jpgHALO3-8“You see, we’re having a vegan friendly jam session to protest the war we’re not fighting, and your battleship will harsh everyone’s mellow.” “THE COVENANT ARE TRYING TO KILL US!” “Well perhaps you should check your privilege! You ever think of that!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-7-4.jpgHALO3-7“Arthur C Clarke once said that ‘Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic’. I say we embrace this and start wearing robes. Do we have any staffs we can put the crystal in?” “I guess I could find take the legs off a chair and weld them into a long stick.” “See to it, solider. And find me a pointy hat.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-6-4.jpgHALO3-6https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-5-4.jpgHALO3-5“Why do you ALWAYS have to get the final word in, Wells-” *BOOM*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-4-4.jpgHALO3-4If they don’t Winter Solider this dude, I’m going to be VERY upset!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-3-4.jpgHALO3-3“Is this REALLY the best plan we could come up with?” “Hey, you didn’t want to wear the human suit, so quit complaining!” “The suit is a bunch of plastic bags with sand on them and a pair of rubber gloves!” “Well if it’s SUCH a bad suit, then be thankful we’re doing this plan instead!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-2-4.jpgHALO3-2Nothing gets the blood pumping like watching someone have to trudge back because they got a crappy loadout!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/halo3-1-4.jpgHALO3-1https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/banner-2-2003.jpgBanner 2 (2003)Artwork by Usbaia2021-02-28T15:38:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/09/twenty-years-of-halo-where-to-even-start/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/banner-1-2001.jpgBanner 1 (2001)Artwork by Usbaiahttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/banner-0.jpgBanner 0Artwork by Usbaia2021-02-28T15:36:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/13/twenty-years-of-halo-red-vs-blue-season-2-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo5-4.jpgHALO5-4“It’s Red Vs Blue 2.0! We’ve got shinier armor and we’re 100% recyclable; in that we recycle all our old material.” “SUCK IT, BLUES!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo5-3.jpgHALO5-3“I’m the main character!” “No, I’M the main character!” “You’re all wrong because I’m the MOST main character!” “Jeez, man. Take it down a notch.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo5-2.jpgHALO5-2“Hey guys! Can we be a part of the story?” “NO! JUST BE FUNNY OVER THERE!” … “FURTHER BACK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo5-1.jpgHALO5-1“I’m super! Thanks for asking!” “I didn’t ask.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/banner-3-2004.jpgBanner 3 (2004)Artwork by Usbaia2021-02-28T15:35:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/20/twenty-years-of-halo-i-love-bees/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo6-6.jpgHALO6-6“Down in front!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo6-5.jpgHALO6-5Okay, but where’s the part where the big green dude punches the goofy smack talking aliens?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo6-4.jpgHALO6-4I Love Bees Game a Surprise Hit – Wired Staff, Wired.com (2004)https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo6-3.jpgHALO6-3Halo fans vs ARG fans has to be the nerdiest slap fight since Sonic the Werehog…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo6-2.jpgHALO6-2Say what you will about these B Drops, at least they aren’t telling people to overthrow a leftist cabal of baby eaters.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/halo6-1.jpgHALO6-12021-02-28T15:35:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/28/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-24-2021/2021-02-28T02:04:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/25/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-37/2021-02-25T15:26:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/21/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-17-2021/2021-02-21T15:34:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/15/cinema-dispatch-willys-wonderland/2021-02-15T19:54:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/14/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-10-2021/2021-02-13T01:53:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/09/cinema-dispatch-bliss/2021-02-09T22:02:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2013/10/25/equestria-uncovered-whose-afraid-of-a-porno-spoof/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-12.pngPV 12https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-11.pngPV 11https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-10.pngPV 10“There is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order.” –H.P. Lovecraft. (Seemed appropriate)https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-9.pngPV 9despicablehttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-8.jpgPV 8Thus creating Rule 34 for all of us to Google when feeling curious and bold.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-7.jpgPV 7Ask any old school Anime fan what the 90s were like if you don’t believe me.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-6.pngPV 6WOWhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-5.jpgPV 5I promise you they get naked.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-4.pngPV 4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pv-3.pngPV 3It’s either a barn or a dungeon.2021-02-08T17:33:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/07/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-02-03-2021/2021-02-06T23:46:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/2021-02-03T16:31:18+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/living-on-netflix2/2021-02-03T16:28:47+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2021/02/01/cinema-dispatch-the-little-things/2021-02-01T00:53:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/31/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-27-2021/2021-01-31T18:48:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/26/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-20-2021/2021-01-26T15:40:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/25/cinema-dispatch-trailer-talk-godzilla-vs-kong/2021-01-25T15:53:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/27/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-36/2021-01-20T03:53:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/16/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-35/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw35-4.jpgSTHIDW35-4“It is I, Dr. Starline! AND I CAN DO THIS WITH MY HANDS!” “How does he DO that!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw35-3.jpgSTHIDW35-3“The psychic hotline was right! This IS how I die!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw35-2.jpgSTHIDW35-2I didn’t expect Five Nights at Freddy’s to get the Attack on Titan treatment, but I can’t say it was a bad call! Certainly better than the JRPG…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw35-1.jpgSTHIDW35-1“Butt Boosters, don’t fail me now!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw35-0.jpgSTHIDW35-02021-01-20T03:13:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/02/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-34/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw34-4.jpgSTHIDW34-4“You better not have any strings to hold you down!” “That’s not funny.” “It’s a LITTLE funny!” *SMACK*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw34-3.jpgSTHIDW34-3“YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME!? I’LL SHOW YOU! I’LL SHOW YOU ALL!!” “Sonic! Cut it out!” “What the… what was I doing?” “That’s it! No more chili dogs and mountain dew before a mission!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw34-2.jpgSTHIDW34-2“COMMENCING ONE LINER!” “Please don’t-” “HE’S NOT PLAYING OPOSSUM AFTER THAT ONE! ONE LINER COMPLETE.” “Ugh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw34-1.jpgSTHIDW34-1“Don’t forget! You promised to teach me how to use a lock pick today!” “To unlock doors or to jab into a man’s eyeball?” “Hopefully both!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/sthidw34-0.jpgSTHIDW34-02021-01-20T03:12:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/05/top-8-films-of-2019-that-need-improvement/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/worst2019-4.jpgWORST2019-42021-01-19T21:49:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/news-and-editorials/2021-01-19T19:35:23+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/19/super-comics-sonic-bad-guys-4/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sthidw-bg4-4.jpgSTHIDW-BG4-4“Say my name. Say it!” “Heisen-bird?” “YOU GOSH DARN RIGHT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sthidw-bg4-3.jpgSTHIDW-BG4-3“I once had this mailman who forgot to close the door on the box. Next thing you know I’m out five million bucks and his village is destroyed by a crashed Eggship covered in stamps and dog poop.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sthidw-bg4-2.jpgSTHIDW-BG4-2“You know what I smell? I smell someone’s GOOSE that’s about to be cooked!” … “Ugh… why can I only come up with the really good ones when nobody’s around?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sthidw-bg4-1.jpgSTHIDW-BG4-1“Lay off, bro! He bopped me in the sok!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sthidw-bg4-0.jpgSTHIDW-BG4-02021-01-19T02:29:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/17/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-13-2021-new-years-smash-night-2/2021-01-17T02:25:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/08/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-01-06-2021-new-years-smash-night-1/2021-01-08T03:08:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/14/jumping-the-soapbox-games-of-2020-part-3-the-budget-friendly-vr-guide/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-14.jpgGAMES2020-14https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-13.jpgGAMES2020-13https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-12.jpgGAMES2020-12https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-11.jpgGAMES2020-112021-01-06T03:06:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/11/jumping-the-soapbox-games-of-2020-part-2/2021-01-05T02:36:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/06/jumping-the-soapbox-games-of-2020-part-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-5.jpgGAMES2020-5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-4.jpgGAMES2020-4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-3.jpgGAMES2020-3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-2.jpgGAMES2020-2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/games2020-1.jpgGAMES2020-12021-01-05T02:26:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2021/01/03/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-30-2020/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/brodielee4.jpgBRODIELEE42021-01-03T16:29:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/31/cinema-dispatch-top-5-best-movies-of-2020/2021-01-01T16:48:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/30/cinema-dispatch-top-5-films-of-2020-that-need-improvement/2020-12-31T23:17:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/29/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-23-2020/2020-12-30T22:58:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/29/super-recaps-tom-goes-to-the-mayor-boy-meets-mayor/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tgttm8-6.jpgTGTTM8-6“Would you fuck me?  I’d at least consider fucking me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tgttm8-5.jpgTGTTM8-5“Uh… I didn’t adopt him YET, so that means I don’t have to pay for the funeral, right?”     “Not at all, you Silly Billy!  We’ll just use his prize money!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tgttm8-4.jpgTGTTM8-4“Once we get on the ground, I’d like to file an official condemnation for this act we’re committing… unless you don’t want me to.”     “Less chatter, more splatter!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tgttm8-3.jpgTGTTM8-3“Girl Power!  Am I right!?”     “Ugh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tgttm8-2.jpgTGTTM8-2“The name’s Sandal Man.  BEN Sandal Man.  I like my Sandals shaken; not stirred.”     “… I’m sorry, what?”     “Shh… Tom.  Let the Sandal Man speak.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tgttm8-1.jpgTGTTM8-1I’d still vote for him over the current guy…2020-12-29T00:15:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/07/cinema-dispatch-bohemian-rhapsody/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/bohemianrhapsodycd5.jpgBOHEMIANRHAPSODYCD5“Hey there!  Wanna spiral out of control and contract an incurable disease that the world governments won’t do anything to fight against?”     “Only if we gloss over all the systemic barriers to healthcare and make it all about personal responsibility, you handsome devil!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/bohemianrhapsodycd4.jpgBOHEMIANRHAPSODYCD4“The Gods themselves weep for my woes.  Maybe I’ll write a song about it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/bohemianrhapsodycd3.jpgBOHEMIANRHAPSODYCD3I would have ACTUALLY appreciated a tortured Jesus metaphor in this!  AT LEAST IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/bohemianrhapsodycd2.jpgBOHEMIANRHAPSODYCD2“Are you ready to ROCK!?”     “YAAAAAAY!!”     “Well temper your expectations, because we’ll only be doing that about twenty percent of the time!”     “Okay…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/bohemianrhapsodycd1.jpgBOHEMIANRHAPSODYCD1“Play it again, uh… you!”     “What the heck!?”     “No time for talking!  Just keep playing… Buddy?  Is it Buddy?  No wait, Steve!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/bohemianrhapsodycd0.jpgBOHEMIANRHAPSODYCD02020-12-29T00:14:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/08/the-man-with-the-golden-stream-the-world-is-not-enough-n64-part-3/2020-12-29T00:13:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/26/super-comics-suicide-squad-banana-splits-special-2017/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbssssc6.jpgTBSSSSC6This is somehow more embarrassing than MC Hammer’s stab at the genre…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbssssc5.jpgTBSSSSC5“What even are you, anyway!?  Are you one of those ‘furries’ I’ve been hearing about!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbssssc4.jpgTBSSSSC4Hey, if he wasn’t down for slaughtering school girls he shouldn’t have enlisted in the first place!  It’s not genocide; it’s patriotism!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbssssc3.jpgTBSSSSC3On next week’s episode of Task Force X, Tim Conway will stop by along with The Captain & Tennille to slit throats and break funny bones!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbssssc2.jpgTBSSSSC2It’s gonna be SO impressive when James Gunn manages to pull this off.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbssssc1.jpgTBSSSSC1DOG LIVES MATTER!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbssssc0.jpgTBSSSSC02020-12-29T00:11:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/11/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-tagged/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ttz29-4.jpgTTZ29-4And I thought Cody Rhodes’s neck tattoo was bad!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ttz29-3.jpgTTZ29-3“The perspective is all wrong.”     “Really?”     “I’m just saying!  It doesn’t integrate with the scene all that well; that’s it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ttz29-2.jpgTTZ29-2“You need to educate yourself, take care of yourself, or else my backhand’s gonna be the one doing the talking!”     “Oh, so it’s okay for YOU to use violence?”     “Did you just sass me!?  I think Mr. Backhand’s ready to come out; isn’t that right Mr. Backhand!?”     *SMACK*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ttz29-1.jpgTTZ29-1“OH CRAP!  I mean… uh, yeah!  I MEANT to do that!!”2020-12-29T00:11:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/21/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-18-2020/2020-12-29T00:10:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/29/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-25-2020/2020-12-29T00:09:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/27/cinema-dispatch-wonder-woman-1984/2020-12-28T23:16:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/28/a-farewell-to-brodie-lee/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/brodielee3.jpgBRODIELEE3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/brodielee2.jpgBRODIELEE2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/brodielee1.jpgBRODIELEE1https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/brodielee0.jpgBRODIELEE02020-12-28T19:16:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/23/jumping-the-soapbox-snow-miser-heat-miser-face-the-music/2020-12-23T17:52:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/21/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-16-2020/2020-12-21T14:38:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/14/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-09-2020/2020-12-14T02:11:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/11/cinema-dispatch-dr-seuss-the-grinch-musical/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/grinchmusicalcd5.jpgGRINCHMUSICALCD5“Mr. Green will see you now…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/grinchmusicalcd4.jpgGRINCHMUSICALCD4“The world is such a CRUEL place, and I am its punching bag!” “Don’t say that about yourself Mr. Grinch! There are good things all around us!” “Shut up Max…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/grinchmusicalcd3.jpgGRINCHMUSICALCD3“And they call ME a weirdo!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/grinchmusicalcd2.jpgGRINCHMUSICALCD2“IT’S THE PITCHY SQUEALS OF THE DAMNED! MAKE IT STOP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/grinchmusicalcd1.jpgGRINCHMUSICALCD1“It’s just like the movie, only cheaper to make!” “I bet you’d like this more if you got REALLY baked!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/grinchmusicalcd0.jpgGRINCHMUSICALCD02020-12-11T07:09:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/09/super-comics-sonic-bad-guys-3/2020-12-09T05:17:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/06/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-12-02-2020/2020-12-06T03:09:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/12/04/cinema-dispatch-happiest-season/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/happiestscd5.jpgHAPPIESTSCD5“You weren’t SINNING in here, were you!?” “Of course not!” “Good! Have you seen Harper? I can’t find her anywhere…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/happiestscd4.jpgHAPPIESTSCD4“This party is deader than your goldfish.” “Wait, what?” “Couldn’t they at least have a fondue table or a hot chocolate bar?” “No seriously, what was that about my fish?”2020-12-03T23:48:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/24/super-comics-sonic-bad-guys-2/2020-11-24T07:10:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/27/cinema-dispatch-borat-subsequent-moviefilm/2020-11-24T05:58:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/12/super-comics-sonic-bad-guys-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/sthidw-bg1-4.jpgSTHIDW-BG1-4“Why are YOU the only one who has sunglasses for this?” “These are NOT sunglasses, and I BROUGHT them.” “Oh, and you didn’t bring enough to share with the class!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/sthidw-bg1-3.jpgSTHIDW-BG1-3“WILL YOU TWO QUIT WORKING OUT YOUR MACHIAVELLIAN SCHEMES AND OPEN THE DOOR!?” “See Tumble? That’s where being an egghead gets you!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/sthidw-bg1-2.jpgSTHIDW-BG1-2“You wrote Carry On My Wayward Son, AND Miserlou!? When can you start!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/sthidw-bg1-1.jpgSTHIDW-BG1-1“I was hoping to save them for a line dancing contest or perhaps even a hootenanny.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/sthidw-bg1-0.jpgSTHIDW-BG1-02020-11-18T02:26:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/18/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-33/2020-11-23T03:42:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/15/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-11-2020/2020-11-15T00:35:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/11/jumping-the-soapbox-aew-games-special-event-is-this-the-future-of-wrestling-games/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jts-aewgames5.jpgJTS-AEWGAMES5“I may have lost my shirt, but these pants are staying RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE! COME ON, TWENTY-FOUR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jts-aewgames4.jpgJTS-AEWGAMES4Granted it’s hard NOT to be a knock off of something when it comes to the bloated app market, but still!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jts-aewgames3.pngJTS-AEWGAMES3“Our game will be better than anything that WWF is releasing right now!” “It’s uh… it’s called WWE now.” “Really? That doesn’t sound nearly as cool…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jts-aewgames2.jpgJTS-AEWGAMES2They better add Haruka, the nine year old Kenny fought in DDT to the roster! I’d love to see her wail on MJF!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jts-aewgames1.jpgJTS-AEWGAMES1Hey, it still looks better than WCW Backstage Assault!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/jts-aewgames0.jpgJTS-AEWGAMES02020-11-11T14:22:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/09/super-wrestling-aew-full-gear-2020/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-19.jpgAEWFG20-19“Clean yourself up, you piece of trash!” “Takes one to know one! OH GOD IT BURNS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-18.jpgAEWFG20-18https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-17.jpgAEWFG20-17“OH THE PAIN! OH THE PAIN OF IT ALL!” “This dude bruises faster than bananas!” “HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH ME GOOD SIR! I am at least as tough as a coconut!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-16.jpgAEWFG20-16https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-15.jpgAEWFG20-15“MY BROTHERS, WITH WHICH I AM IN A BAND OF, FACE YOUR FEARS AND MARCH! IT’S BETTER TO DIE A HERO THAN TO BE DELETED!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-14.jpgAEWFG20-14https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-13.jpgAEWFG20-13“How you doing bro?” “GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!” “Heart of a champion, that one!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-12.jpgAEWFG20-12https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/aewfg20-11.jpgAEWFG20-11“Okay, let’s do the same match again, but this time… I LIFT YOU!” “BRILLIANT!!”2020-11-09T15:13:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/06/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-11-04-2020/2020-11-06T18:26:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/11/02/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-28-2020/2020-11-02T18:41:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/30/jumping-the-soapbox-freddy-vs-jason-vs-michael-who-has-the-best-comics/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/jtsfvjvm3.jpgJTSFVJVM3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/jtsfvjvm2.jpgJTSFVJVM2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/jtsfvjvm1.jpgJTSFVJVM1https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/jtsfvjvm0.jpgJTSFVJVM0A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child is owned by New Line Cinema2020-10-30T04:49:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-recaps/lovecraft-country/2020-10-25T19:22:17+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/24/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-21-2020/2020-10-24T14:51:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/23/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-10-full-circle-finale/2020-10-23T01:37:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/18/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-9-rewind-1921/2020-10-18T01:50:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/16/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-14-2020/2020-10-16T13:12:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/14/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-32/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/sthidw32-4.jpgSTHIDW32-4“I sure hope it involves Scourge! Whatever happened to that guy?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/sthidw32-3.jpgSTHIDW32-3“YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!” “Whoa! Amy! Loosen the grip!” “WHY DID YOU LET HIM GET AWAY YOU FOOL!?”2020-11-14T06:45:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/12/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-8-jig-a-bobo/2020-10-12T17:32:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/09/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-10-07-2020/2020-10-12T12:46:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/01/22/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-12/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/sthidw12-5.jpgsthidw12-5Figure out where THIS fits in the Zelda timeline!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/sthidw12-4.jpgsthidw12-4“IF WE’RE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER, SAY NOTHING!”     “…”     “YAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/sthidw12-3.jpgsthidw12-3“I’m so glad that I refuse to pay you two.”     “Well we’re getting paid in experience, so take THAT!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/sthidw12-2.jpgsthidw12-2“I!  AM! KIRA!!”     “Shoot.  Wrong memories.  Someone get a frying pan and we’ll start over.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/sthidw12-1.jpgsthidw12-1“Eh… a little from column A and a little from column B.”     Hey!  Sonic says that forgiveness is the truest measure of strength!”     “Oh please, can we just NOT with the whole Sonic Says thing?  It wasn’t cool when you did it back in the nineties!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/sthidw12-0.jpgsthidw12-02020-10-06T03:38:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/06/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-31/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/sthidw31-4.jpgSTHIDW31-4“Are you saying I wasn’t living up to my brooding potential?” “Uh…” “I must take a long hard look in the mirror to overcome this dark revelation.” “Are you making fun of me?” “…Maybe.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/sthidw31-3.jpgSTHIDW31-3Play it cool, V; You’re NAILING this!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/sthidw31-2.jpgSTHIDW31-2And yet it’s still not as egregious as Roger Stone’s commuted sentence.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/sthidw31-1.jpgSTHIDW31-1“Seriously; Sonic the HEDGEHOG? What about me looks the LEAST bit like a hedgehog?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/sthidw31-0.jpgSTHIDW31-02020-10-06T03:24:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/20/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-30/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/sthidw30-4.jpgSTHIDW30-4“SONIC’S IN THE HOUSE!! SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK AND A CHILI DOG!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/sthidw30-3.jpgSTHIDW30-3“My ambivalence towards good and evil could not overcome this foe. Maybe if I add some indifference to my ambivalence…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/sthidw30-2.jpgSTHIDW30-2“IF HE TELLS ME TO READ EAT, PRAY, LOVE THOUGH, I WILL CRUSH HIM BENEATH MY MIGHTY BALL!! Isn’t that right, Mr. Ball?” “That’s right, Mr. Zazz!” “Wait, you can actually talk?” “Nope, you’re just imagining it!” “Huh. Well alright then!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/sthidw30-1.jpgSTHIDW30-1“Will you two be quiet!? I’m concentrating here!” … “Any minute now…”2020-10-23T18:55:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/04/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-30-2020/2020-10-04T16:20:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/10/01/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-7-i-am/2020-10-01T13:31:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/27/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-23-2020/2020-09-27T16:36:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/25/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-6-meet-me-in-daegu/2020-09-27T16:14:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/23/cinema-dispatch-the-devil-all-the-time/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tdattcd5.jpgTDATTCD5“You kids want to see a body?” “Well I’m pretty sure I’m looking at a pickled corpse right now, so…” “Hey! Just because I was an alcoholic my last thirty-five roles doesn’t mean I’m one here!” “If you say so.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tdattcd4.jpgTDATTCD4I’m pretty sure now is not the time for another Punisher reboot.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tdattcd3.jpgTDATTCD3I haven’t seen this much bad narration and irresponsible drinking since Max Payne 3!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tdattcd2.jpgTDATTCD2“You see this brooding!? I’m READY for that Symbiote Suit, Disney! Just give me a chance!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tdattcd1.jpgTDATTCD1“I’M BATMAN!!” “Wait, I thought I was Batman?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tdattcd0.jpgTDATTCD02020-09-25T13:46:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/18/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-16-2020/2020-09-18T18:10:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/16/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-5-strange-case/2020-09-16T22:21:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/other/the-rest-of-the-others/2020-09-14T18:34:32+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/08/cinema-dispatch-the-shack/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/theshackcd5.jpgTHESHACKCD5Magic trees and magic people using magic tricks to magically resolve this person’s problems!  IT’S SO RELATABLE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/theshackcd4.jpgTHESHACKCD4“Oh hey!  Haven’t seen you since you died!  How you doing?”     “Meh.  Just being dead I guess.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/theshackcd3.jpgTHESHACKCD3To be fair, if I was some dude who just walked into a house with three people claiming to be God, I wouldn’t know how to react either.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/theshackcd2.jpgTHESHACKCD2Ugh!  You got me Tim McGraw!?  Did you even READ my Amazon wish list!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/theshackcd1.jpgTHESHACKCD1All this healing can be YOURS for the low low cost of $49.95!  It’s what GOD would want!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/theshackcd0.jpgTHESHACKCD02020-09-14T17:53:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/09/cinema-dispatch-mike-and-dave-need-wedding-dates/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd7.jpgMADNWDCD7“Make noises!”     “What!?”     “JUST MAKE NOISES!  BRRRUUUAAAAAGGHHHH!”     “Um… Jaaaagggoooowwaaaaa…”     “You’re not even TRYING, are you!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd6.jpgMADNWDCD6“I don’t know what you’re doing, but I’ll kill you if you stop!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd5.jpgMADNWDCD5Can Kate McKinnon get a sister or something in the Ghostbusters sequel?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd4.jpgMADNWDCD4“WAAAAA!!  WHY DOESN’T SHE LOVE ME!?  I HATE HER NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd3.jpgMADNWDCD3We get it!  We got it the last seven times you stroked the flower, and we’re not gonna get any more insight if you stroke it another eight times!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd2.jpgMADNWDCD2Seriously!  How did Aubrey Plaza end up being typecasted as a foul mouth party girl who hangs out at the beach!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd1.jpgMADNWDCD1“We managed to find two people who wanted to go to Hawaii for free!”     “And we’ve only known them for a couple of days!”     “This was an AWESOME idea!”     “Pound it bro!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/madnwdcd0.jpgMADNWDCD02020-09-14T16:15:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/07/cinema-dispatch-zootopia/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/zoocd6.jpgZOOCD6This is all we needed!  We didn’t need the conspiracy to incite race wars!  No seriously, that’s something that happens in this movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/zoocd5.jpgZOOCD5“Honey.  Sit closer to mommy.”     “Lady, if I DID eat meat, you wouldn’t even be a snack.”     “For some reason, that didn’t make me feel better.  Can’t imagine why!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/zoocd4.jpgZOOCD4“Damn it Hopps!  You crashed three cruisers and knocked over the three gerbil apartments!  The mayor’s gonna have my ass!  LITERALLY!!”     “Hey!  Whoa!  Not cool dude.  Predators aren’t like that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/zoocd3.jpgZOOCD3“Where’s the Great Mouse Detective when you need him!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/zoocd2.jpgZOOCD2“The safe word is ‘They’re GRRREAT!!!’”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/zoocd1.jpgZOOCD1“They keep me on board so the administration doesn’t look anti-prey, yet I’m stuck in a boiler room.  Progress, am I right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/zoocd0.jpgZOOCD02020-09-14T16:10:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/06/cinema-dispatch-yesterday/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/yesterdaycd5.jpgYESTERDAYCD5“Seriously, why did you write a song about the Soviet Union?  Is it like an inside joke or something?”     “Well, I mean… it was all… wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.”     “What does that mean?”     “Wait… we don’t have that in this universe either!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/yesterdaycd4.jpgYESTERDAYCD4“Apparently people think I killed Bob Odenkirk and replaced him with a stunt double.  Something about ‘I buried Saul.’”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/yesterdaycd3.jpgYESTERDAYCD3“I was thinking… hats?”     “GENIUS!!  EVERYONE WILL START WEARING HATS NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/yesterdaycd2.jpgYESTERDAYCD2Why stop at The Beatles?  There’s no way The Monkees exist in this world!  GET THAT SHREK MONEY, JACK!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/yesterdaycd1.jpgYESTERDAYCD1“Thank you everyone, and make sure to watch my web series!  We are sponsored by Audible!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/yesterdaycd0.jpgYESTERDAYCD02020-09-14T16:09:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/21/cinema-dispatch-xxx-return-of-xander-cage/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xxxroxccd5.jpgxxxroxccd5So… how does that work again?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xxxroxccd4.jpgxxxroxccd4And what the FUCK did they do to his hair!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xxxroxccd3.jpgxxxroxccd3Oh, we’ll get to THESE assholes soon enough!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xxxroxccd2.jpgxxxroxccd2Hell, if I had the choice between watching this movie again or ACTUALLY having a gun at my balls… well I’d probably just watch the scene again, but I certainly wouldn’t like it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xxxroxccd1.jpgxxxroxccd1“Would you fuck me?  I’d fuck me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xxxroxccd0.jpgxxxroxccd02020-09-14T16:03:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/27/cinema-dispatch-x-men-apocalypse/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd9.jpgXMACD9Oh I see.  They saved her for the viral marketing.  Great.  No really, this is SO much better…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd8.jpgXMACD8“AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd7.jpgXMACD7“I’m sure they’ll give me lines in the next movie!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd6.jpgXMACD6“Mag-Boy!  Get them!”     “YES MASTER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd5.jpgXMACD5His mutant power is to keep his skin silky smooth!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd4.jpgXMACD4“I guess they really DID make Wanted toys!  Let’s see if you can dodge THIS bullet!”     “That’s not a bullet!  That’s your fist!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd3.jpgXMACD3Dude is so OP and it is FANTASTIC!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd2.jpgXMACD2“Fear my particle effects of DOOM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd1.jpgXMACD1“What happened this time?”     “Someone left a fork in the microwave.”     “SERIOUSLY!?”     “Well… we put the microwave next to the jet fuel storage container.”     “Did you at any point think that was a bad idea?”     “Oh THANK YOU Captain Hindsight!  Where would we be without your input!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/xmacd0.jpgXMACD02020-09-14T16:01:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/04/cinema-dispatch-wonder-woman/2020-09-14T16:00:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/23/cinema-dispatch-wonder-park/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wonderparkcd5.jpgWONDERPARKCD5“CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY, SWAG!!  CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY, SWAG!!”     “It’s adorable AND catchy!  RUN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wonderparkcd4.jpgWONDERPARKCD4“So if you created us, does that make you God?”     “I mean… I guess?”    “Wait, did we only come into existence when you entered the park and all of our memories are just false?  WILL WE DISAPPEAR WHEN YOU LEAVE!?”     “I DON’T KNOW!!”     “If we kill you now, will we get to live forever!?”     “Can we not with all this!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wonderparkcd3.jpgWONDERPARKCD3“Hello darkness, my old friend.  We missed the plot train once again…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wonderparkcd2.jpgWONDERPARKCD2I don’t know what I expected from his version of Star Wars, but it certainly wasn’t this!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wonderparkcd1.jpgWONDERPARKCD1“Okay, so is this The Darkness that gives you demonic powers, The Darkness that stains your new white couch, or The Darkness that fuels our deepest fears and anxieties?”     “I’m pretty sure it’s the last one, but I don’t think it’s fond of couches either.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/wonderparkcd0.jpgWONDERPARKCD02020-09-14T15:58:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/16/cinema-dispatch-wish-upon/2020-09-14T15:55:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/02/cinema-dispatch-wind-river/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windrivercd6.jpgWINDRIVERCD6See?  His best friend is Native American!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windrivercd3.jpgWINDRIVERCD3NOPE!  NOTHING WRONG HERE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windrivercd4.jpgWINDRIVERCD4“Hey, at least I’m not doing another Twilight movie.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windrivercd5.jpgWINDRIVERCD5WE GET IT! HE’S WHITE!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windrivercd0.jpgWINDRIVERCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windrivercd1.jpgWINDRIVERCD1Sure looks like a lot of white stuff is trying to get in the way!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/windrivercd2.jpgWINDRIVERCD2“There’s a good movie around here somewhere!  I JUST KNOW IT!!”2020-09-14T15:54:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/02/06/cinema-dispatch-winchester/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/winchestercd5.jpgWINCHESTERCD5These script notes seem a TAD bit heavy handed, don’t you think?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/winchestercd4.jpgWINCHESTERCD4A Vertigo remake?  Sure.  Why not…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/winchestercd3.jpgWINCHESTERCD3The house is SWARMING with burly dudes at all hours of the day!  Why did you pick HIM to possess!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/winchestercd2.jpgWINCHESTERCD2Don’t mess with Helen Mirren!  She’ll make you eat some dude and then shoot you in the face!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/winchestercd1.jpgWINCHESTERCD1“BOO!!”     …     “What?  Ah, damn it!  She’s not in this room either.  WHERE THE HECK IS SHE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/winchestercd0.jpgWINCHESTERCD02020-09-14T15:53:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/24/cinema-dispatch-widows/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/widowscd5.jpgWIDOWSCD5“Nice city you’ve got here.  Sure would be a shame if something happened to it.”     “Make sure that all you mo-fos are registered, and we’ll see you at the polls!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/widowscd4.jpgWIDOWSCD4“Give us all the money, and in exchange I’ll give you this gun!”     “Veronica-”     “SHH!!  I’m building trust over here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/widowscd3.jpgWIDOWSCD3“Alright, s how do you want to do this?  You’ve got a bat in the back seat?”     “What?  No!  We’re just gathering intel!”     “Oh.  MAYBE this is a good time for you to fill me in on the plan.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/widowscd2.jpgWIDOWSCD2“Belle, you’ll be our driver.  Now I need you plan a route-”     “Shotgun!”     “DAMN IT, LINDA!  I was just about to call it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/widowscd1.jpgWIDOWSCD1“If I can get these women to pull off this heist, imagine what I can do with super villains!”     “I don’t know, that STILL seems like a bad idea.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/widowscd0.jpgWIDOWSCD02020-09-14T15:49:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/06/cinema-dispatch-why-him/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/whyhimcd6.jpgwhyhimcd6WHYHIMCD6 – While you’re at it, give him a wet willy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/whyhimcd5.jpgwhyhimcd5Isn’t this the guy who described your daughter’s vagina at dinner last night?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/whyhimcd4.jpgwhyhimcd4“Well I will certainly let my displeasure known one he’s finish.  It’d be rude to interrupt him.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/whyhimcd3.jpgwhyhimcd3That’s the last thing you see before you end up in a barrel of Hydrofluoric acid.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/whyhimcd2.jpgwhyhimcd2SLIGHTLY better.  Ever.  So.  Slightly.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/whyhimcd1.jpgwhyhimcd1“Hold on a minute pops.  I’m feeling a little frisky!”     “You do know you’re closer to MY age than HERS, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/whyhimcd0.jpgwhyhimcd02020-09-14T15:43:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/10/cinema-dispatch-whiskey-tango-foxtrot/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wtfcd61.jpgWTFCD6The whitest picture ever taken in Afghanistan.  Nah!  I'm just kidding.  The movie was filmed in New Mexico.2020-09-14T15:34:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/13/cinema-dispatch-when-the-bough-breaks/2020-09-14T15:32:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/18/cinema-dispatch-what-men-want/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wmwcd5.jpgWMWCD5“WHY IS THIS STILL A THING IN 2019!?”     “DARN YOU, SCROTUS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wmwcd4.jpgWMWCD4“Allow me to hijack this movie and tell you about how underrated Cop Out is!”     “Again?”     “YES, AGAIN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wmwcd3.jpgWMWCD3He’s a single dad and STILL has that rockin’ bod!?  Dude can’t POSSIBLY be human and I do not care!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wmwcd2.jpgWMWCD2If he tried to yell that crap with her around, he wouldn’t have been able to finish due to his head being shoved ALL the way up his own colon.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wmwcd1jpg.jpgWMWCD1jpg“Really?  Nothing but Ninja Sex Party songs going on up there?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wmwcd0.jpgWMWCD02020-09-14T15:32:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/30/cinema-dispatch-welcome-to-marwen/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/WELCOMETOMARWENCD5.jpgWELCOMETOMARWENCD5“So it was YOU in the Billiard Room with the Candlestick!  How did I not see this coming!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/WELCOMETOMARWENCD4.jpgWELCOMETOMARWENCD4“Mr. Hogie!  You’re so strong and brave!”     “Why THANK YOU, Missus Milk Maid!”     “Oh it’s an honor to be here with you, you big cutie!”     “Oh Missus Milk Maid!  You flatter me so!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/WELCOMETOMARWENCD3.jpgWELCOMETOMARWENCD3There’s a WHOLE lot to unpack here, but at least it looks cool!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/WELCOMETOMARWENCD2.jpgWELCOMETOMARWENCD2“SOMEONE GET EPOXY PUTTY AND A CLEAN SHIRT!  YOU’RE NOT DYING TODAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/WELCOMETOMARWENCD1.jpgWELCOMETOMARWENCD1“Alright, Mark.  If things go bad then chuck me at their head and make a break for it!  FOR FREEDOM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/WELCOMETOMARWENCD0.jpgWELCOMETOMARWENCD02020-09-14T15:23:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/31/cinema-dispatch-we-are-your-friends/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wayfcd5.jpgWAYFCD5“OBEY ME, FOR I AM YOUR MUSIC GOD!!”    “Play Free Bird!”     “SILENCE OR YOU SHALL BE SMITED!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wayfcd4.jpgWAYFCD4“I swear that I they don’t start enjoying the hell out of this, I’m gonna play the brown noise!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wayfcd3.jpgWAYFCD3“You are now employees at Douche Bags Incorporated.  You’ll earn commissions on every foreclosure, we have a great benefits package, and you’ll get your own parking spot once you’re in Hell for the terrible things you do here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wayfcd2.jpgWAYFCD2And some decent awkward humor doesn’t hurt either.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wayfcd1.jpgWAYFCD1“So do we get our own stories?”     “Hey, whoa!  Which of us was in High School Musical?”     “You’re right Mr. Efron.  I’m sorry for getting out of line…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wayfcd0.jpgWAYFCD02020-09-14T15:22:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/11/cinema-dispatch-warcraft/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd7.jpgWARCRAFTCD7“So are we together now?”     “Scene missing.”     “What?”     “WE’RE MOVING ON!  NEXT SCENE!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd6.jpgWARCRAFTCD6Seriously, why did the Humans even bother showing up in this movie!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd5.jpgWARCRAFTCD5“I’m the most powerful wizard of them all.”     “Well of COURSE you are!  I bet you have a magic wand and everything!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd4.jpgWARCRAFTCD4Look, all I’m saying is that if Trump gets elected in 2016, then this is where we’ll be at in 2017, okay?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd3.jpgWARCRAFTCD3“DECAPITATION!!” “Oh God! It got in my mouth!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd2.jpgWARCRAFTCD2“I say we only use the world of Azeroth as a backdrop to tell a compelling story about interesting character.”     “To HELL with you!  These people need the ENTIRE lore of our franchise in one gargantuan suppository of a film!”     “Could we at least explain who the fuck the Guardian is?”     “NOOB!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd1.jpgWARCRAFTCD1“WHAT IS GOING ON!?  SOMEONE TELL ME NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/warcraftcd0.jpgWARCRAFTCD02020-09-14T15:21:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/02/cinema-dispatch-war-room/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wrcd5.jpgWRCD5“See?  This is the world we should all live in!”     “But I’m a Hindu.”     “Oh isn’t that cute!  Now get back to praying to Jesus.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wrcd4.jpgWRCD4Motherfucker has some FANTASTICALLY expressive eyebrows.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wrcd3.jpgWRCD3“My brother did a GREAT job writing your character!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wrcd2.jpgWRCD2“Have you ever heard of this Jesus fellow?”     “Why no!  Please go on about him!  I’m sure he’s a super duper guy!”     “Oh he is!  He died for your sins!”     “Say WHAT!?!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wrcd1.jpgWRCD1“Jesus is going to get ALL up in that!  Just you wait!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wrcd0.jpgWRCD02020-09-14T15:20:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/20/cinema-dispatch-war-dogs/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardogscd6.jpgWARDOGSCD6“Doing God’s work.”     “Hey buddy!  How much for a handy?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardogscd5.jpgWARDOGSCD5“I PROMISE I WON’T MAKE ANOTHER FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIE!!”     “Oh no, we already know that’s dead in the water, but we STILL want to make an example just in case someone is thinking of rebooting it again.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardogscd4.jpgWARDOGSCD4“KING KONG AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME, BRO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardogscd3.jpgWARDOGSCD3Ugh… This guy’s dancing is almost as bad as Elvis Costello’s.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardogscd2.jpgWARDOGSCD2“Hey, we may be running guns but at least we aren’t Wall Street douche bags!  GO AMERICA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardogscd1.jpgWARDOGSCD1Hell, they’re probably a lot less dangerous than BP, and we give those guys a SHIT load of money!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardogscd0.jpgWARDOGSCD02020-09-14T15:20:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/05/cinema-dispatch-victor-frankenstein/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd8.jpgVFCD8“You stay here while I go infiltrate that castle.”     “Uh… no offense sweetie, but I’m an ACROBAT while you’re still learning how to walk straight.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd7.jpgVFCD7“I told you this was a bad idea!!”     “Scientific progress goes nowhere by listening to the naysayers!  Now do something useful and help me stab this bastard in the neck!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd6.jpgVFCD6“I’ll help you with your experiments.  All I ask is that you simply-“     “Look, just give me the Faustian bargain to sign.  I’ve got monkeys to shock.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd5.jpgVFCD5“I’ll get you next time Frankenstein!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd4.jpgVFCD4“YOU DARE TO FUCK WITH THE SECRET ORDER OF NINJA CLOWNS!?!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd3.jpgVFCD3Or maybe he’s trying to be Marty Feldman.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd21.jpgVFCD2“Throw the third switch!!”     “Not… the THIRD switch sir…”     “DAMN IT MAN!!  THROW THAT SWITCH SO I CAN SHOCK THIS MONKEY!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd11.jpgVFCD1Oh I WISH they’d pull the trigger on that!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vfcd0.pngVFCD02020-09-14T15:16:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/10/08/cinema-dispatch-venom/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/venomcd5.jpgVENOMCD5“MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!”     “He’s doing the laugh again.”     “Look, I’ve got great insurance and stock options here.  If YOU want to say anything to him, be my guest!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/venomcd4.jpgVENOMCD4“Aren’t you already in my head?  Why are talking all out in the open?”     “Because it’s more FUN this way!  I can also bite off your nose if you say something asinine!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/venomcd3.jpgVENOMCD3“Tell it to her!  I’m SURE she’ll get it!”     “SHUT UP!”     “Uh… is something wrong, Eddie?”     “NOPE! NOTHING AT ALL!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/venomcd2.jpgVENOMCD2“We’re having FUN right now, aren’t we?  ANSWER ME!!”     “Yes!”     “Good!  Now let’s play I EAT YOUR FACE OFF!”     “CAN’T WE JUST PLAY JENGA!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/venomcd1.jpgVENOMCD1“Well on MY planet, turds are as light as a feather and could EASILY start rolling from a stiff breeze!  Now shut up as I eat your eyeballs!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/venomcd0.jpgVENOMCD02020-09-14T15:16:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/23/cinema-dispatch-valerian-and-the-city-of-a-thousand-planets/2020-09-14T15:15:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/04/30/cinema-dispatch-unforgettable/2020-09-14T15:14:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/22/cinema-dispatch-unfriended-dark-web/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/udwcd5.jpgUDWCD5Darn it, Cenobites!  Are you pulling that crap from Hellraiser: Hellworld again!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/udwcd4.jpgUDWCD4Oh, what are you worried about?  That monitor is CLEARLY photo shopped!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/udwcd3.jpgUDWCD3“Loading… YOUR DOOM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/udwcd2.jpgUDWCD2This scene doesn’t have enough Nicolas Cage in it.  Can we get more Nicolas Cage in it?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/udwcd1.jpgUDWCD1“Would you like to import your SNUFF FILMS into iTunes?”     “NO!”     “Importing SNUFF FILMS into iTunes.”     “DANG IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/udwcd0.jpgUDWCD02020-09-14T15:13:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/06/cinema-dispatch-upgrade/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/upgradecd5.jpgUPGRADECD5“They see me rollin.  They hatin!!”     “Wait, don’t we have robot arms and stuff in this pre-dystopian future?  Couldn’t they give you like a mech suit or Doc Ock arms?”     “It’s funny you should mention that!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/upgradecd4.jpgUPGRADECD4“Hey!  Hey!  Hey!  Guess what!?”     “Don’t say it…”     “I’M ARMED!!”     “Ugh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/upgradecd3.jpgUPGRADECD3“The room does not bend, it is only myself.”     “What?”     “There is no room!”     “WHAT!?”     *PUNCH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/upgradecd2.jpgUPGRADECD2“Warning.  If you do not obtain sufficient oxygen, I cannot engage the Pun Protocol.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/upgradecd1.jpgUPGRADECD1“I think we should do like a flying back flip and kick him in the head!”     “I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.”     “FOR THE LAST TIME!  MY NAME IS GREY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/upgradecd0.jpgUPGRADECD02020-09-14T15:12:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/25/cinema-dispatch-us/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/uscd5.jpgUSCD5We know what it means when two become one, but what happens when one… becomes TWO!?  BOOM!  MIND!  BLOWN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/uscd4.jpgUSCD4“Welcome to Earth!”     *WHAM*     “YES!  I’ve always wanted to say that!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/uscd3.jpgUSCD3“We’re your friends.  Your neighbors.  The ones you pass by on the streets every day.”     “Okay, but do you come from space?”     “I don’t think so.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/uscd2.jpgUSCD2I’m not sure what this means, but I’ll spend countless hours trying to figure it out!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/uscd1.jpgUSCD1“I didn’t survive the attack on Wakanda just for this crap!  Wait, did I survive?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/uscd0.jpgUSCD02020-09-14T15:05:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/11/cinema-dispatch-underworld-blood-wars/2020-09-14T14:59:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/12/31/cinema-dispatch-uncut-gems/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/uncutgemscd5.jpgUNCUTGEMSCD5You’re telling me you got Idina Menzel to be this movie, but DIDN’T put her in every single scene!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/uncutgemscd4.jpgUNCUTGEMSCD4“Hey.  Hey.  Hey.  Hey.”     “WHAT!?”     “Pixels made over two-hundred million at the box office.”     “I hate you…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/uncutgemscd3.jpgUNCUTGEMSCD3“It could be worse.  What if I DIDN’T have tissues?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/uncutgemscd2.jpgUNCUTGEMSCD2Safdie Brothers for the Furby movie; confirmed.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/uncutgemscd1.jpgUNCUTGEMSCD1“Weren’t you Little Nicky?  No, you’re thinking of the other guy.  I think his name was SHUT UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/uncutgemscd0.jpgUNCUTGEMSCD02020-09-14T14:58:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/03/cinema-dispatch-uncle-drew/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/uncledrewcd5.jpgUNCLEDREWCD5If this was the guy who had Chris's back in Get Out, that movie would have been WAY more bleak!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/uncledrewcd4.jpgUNCLEDREWCD4“OH!!  Glasses help you SEE!  You’d think I would have figured that out at some point in the last forty years!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/uncledrewcd3.jpgUNCLEDREWCD3I’m PRETTY sure you can’t do that, but I’m also not gonna be the one to tell Shaq what he can and cannot do!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/uncledrewcd2.jpgUNCLEDREWCD2“You’ve got to pick up the pace or else we’ll have a saggy second act!  If you don’t get this show on the road, I’m gonna find Lil’ Bow Wow and have HIM play on this team with his magic shoes.  Is THAT what you want!?”     “Lil’ who now?  Is that the golden retriever?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/uncledrewcd1.jpgUNCLEDREWCD1Heck, you can make a convincing argument that this is a sequel to that Super Globetrotters cartoon!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/uncledrewcd0.jpgUNCLEDREWCD02020-09-14T14:46:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/07/cinema-dispatch-uglydolls/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/uglydollscd5.jpgUGLYDOLLSCD5Meh.  Hux did it better.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/uglydollscd4.jpgUGLYDOLLSCD4“What, did the Coen Brothers direct the ending of this?”     “Too soon!”     “TOO SOON!?  That movie came out twelve years ago!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/uglydollscd3.jpgUGLYDOLLSCD3WHAT TOY COMPANY IS PAYING FOR THIS KIND OF QUALITY ASSURANCE!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/uglydollscd2.jpgUGLYDOLLSCD2“How can I put this delicately…  Your movie is somehow making LESS money than the latest Laika film; and their movies are actually GOOD.”     “Well thank you for put it delicately.  That was very thoughtful.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/uglydollscd1.jpgUGLYDOLLSCD1“UGLY HOOOOOOOUUUSE!!”     “Cheese it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/uglydollscd0.jpgUGLYDOLLSCD02020-09-14T14:41:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/05/07/cinema-dispatch-tully/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tullycd5.jpgTULLYCD5What!?  I didn’t like the movie, okay!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tullycd4.jpgTULLYCD4WHAT A TWIST!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tullycd3.jpgTULLYCD3“You’ve got about five more minutes to calm the heck down before I call it a day.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tullycd2.jpgTULLYCD2“I COULD BE WATCHING SAILOR MOON RIGHT NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tullycd1.jpgTULLYCD1“ZZZ… stop… or I’ll shoot…  ZZZ… where’s the guzzolene?... ZZZ…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tullycd0.jpgTULLYCD02020-09-14T14:11:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/14/cinema-dispatch-tulip-fever/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tulipfevercd4.jpgTULIPFEVERCD4Oh hey, Zach Galifianakis!  Didn’t expect to see you here!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tulipfevercd5.jpgTULIPFEVERCD5Why have more character development and sex scenes when you can instead watch a flower auction for several minutes!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tulipfevercd6.jpgTULIPFEVERCD6But why aren’t we seeing it from HIS point of view!?  SHOULDN’T WE BE FAIR ABOUT THIS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tulipfevercd2.jpgTULIPFEVERCD2“You did a REALLY great job capturing my stupid collar which is all the rage right now for some reason!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tulipfevercd3.jpgTULIPFEVERCD3Wow.  They managed to rope Judy Dench into this?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tulipfevercd0.jpgTULIPFEVERCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tulipfevercd1.jpgTULIPFEVERCD1I don’t think this is EXACTLY how Laureline entered the series…2020-09-14T14:09:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/18/cinema-dispatch-truth-or-dare/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/truthordarecd52.jpgTRUTHORDARECD5“I don’t feel like playing anymore.”     “So… does that mean I win?”     “Sure.  Whatever you say.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/truthordarecd42.jpgTRUTHORDARECD4“I dare you to give me a reason to CARE that violence is happening.”     “Well THAT should be an easy one!  Let me show you something gory and see if that changes your tune!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/truthordarecd32.jpgTRUTHORDARECD3“I dare you to at least THINK about what you’re doing before doing it.”     “Why would I do that when I can just throw terrible things at the screen and call it horror!?  These aren’t making any sense!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/truthordarecd22.jpgTRUTHORDARECD2“I dare you not to be a reprehensible mess.”     “UGH!  Why are you making this so HARD!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/truthordarecd12.jpgTRUTHORDARECD1“I dare you to not suck, movie.”     “DAMN IT!  That’s a trap and you know it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/truthordarecd0.jpgTRUTHORDARECD02020-09-14T14:02:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/19/cinema-dispatch-trolls-world-tour/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/trolls2cd5.jpgTROLLS2CD5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/trolls2cd4.jpgTROLLS2CD4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/trolls2cd3.jpgTROLLS2CD3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/trolls2cd2.jpgTROLLS2CD2“Do I have something on my face?”     “No.”     “Are you sure?”     “Absolutely.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/trolls2cd1.jpgTROLLS2CD1“I was in The Social Network.  WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/trolls2cd0.jpgTROLLS2CD02020-09-14T13:57:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/13/cinema-dispatch-trolls/2020-09-14T13:56:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/02/cinema-dispatch-triple-9/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd7.jpgT9CD7First Secret in their Eyes and now this.  I want to like you man, but come on!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd6.jpgT9CD6“You got this man?”     “I TOTALLY have this.  Now where do we kidnap the old lady.”     “… bro.  This isn’t a kidnapping.”     “Oh, that’s right!  What are we doing again?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd5.jpgT9CD5Look what you did movie!  You broke Casey Affleck!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd4.jpgT9CD4“What did I tell you about my egg white omelets?”     “That they’re the only thing that separated me from a shallow grave?”     “And did you buy the egg whites?”     “Uh… I totally did!  They’re further in the back.  You just can’t see them yet.”     “Are you lying to me?”     “…Yes.”     *BANG*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd3.jpgT9CD3“Are the cops gonna show up at any point?”     “Do you WANT them to!?  Don’t jinx it!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd2.jpgT9CD2“So… you wanna rob a liquor store?”     “Nah.  Actually, can we just get some beer?”     “What!?  Where’s the fun in that!?”     “I mean, I’ve got some money so we don’t need to go and get our masks or our guns.  It’ll save us some time is all I’m saying.”     “Whatever.  Just don’t get the cheap stuff.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd1.jpgT9CD1“Can you get me the finger print analysis from that bank robbery?”     “um…”     “You’re gonna ask about the wolf mask, aren’t you?”     “What!?  No!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t9cd0.jpgT9CD02020-09-14T13:55:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/03/cinema-dispatch-tread/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/treadcd5.jpgTREADCD5“Welcome back, Marv.”     Judge, I have some news here that will BLOW YOUR MIND!”     “Of course you do, Marv.”     “I brought A LOT of red string!”     “I’d expect nothing less, Marv.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/treadcd4.jpgTREADCD4“Something bothering you, Marv?”     “No!  Why would you say that!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/treadcd3.jpgTREADCD3“The world will know my pain…”     “Hey there, Marv!  Need help with anything?”     “SHUT UP, JERRY!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/treadcd2.jpgTREADCD2“THE BEAST INSIDE CANNOT BE CONTAINED!”     “Marv, what are you doing in the hot tub?  It’s winter!”     “DON’T JUDGE ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/treadcd1.jpgTREADCD1“Hey, Marv!  What-cha doing in there?”     “NOTHING!  JUST BUILDING… BIRD FEEDERS!”     “Well that’s just swell!  Let us know how we can help as you are a loved and cherished member of this community!”     “JUST GO AWAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/treadcd0.jpgTREADCD02020-09-14T13:54:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/22/cinema-dispatch-transformers-the-last-knight/2020-09-14T13:53:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/09/cinema-dispatch-toy-story-4/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/toystory4cd5.jpgTOYSTORY4CD5“WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SCREEN TIME, BUZZ!?  MY AGENT IS FREAKING OUT!”     “Uhh… TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!”     *CRASH*     “So… can he still fly or was that just in the first one?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/toystory4cd4.jpgTOYSTORY4CD4And Keanu Reeves STILL did his own stunts.  No one knows how considering it’s an animated movie, but he found a way…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/toystory4cd3.jpgTOYSTORY4CD3“Mr. Cowboy says ‘I HAVE NOTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE EXCEPT THIS FORK!’  And Forky is like ‘That’s really sad, bro.  Have you tried blogging?’”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/toystory4cd2.jpgTOYSTORY4CD2“If I hear that Randy Newman song ONE MORE TIME…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/toystory4cd1.jpgTOYSTORY4CD1“When you’re out in the world, you either get chipped or you do the chipping…”     “Okay…”     “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOURSELF IN FOUR DIFFERENT PIECES!?”     “Well my arm came off that one time…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/toystory4cd0.jpgTOYSTORY4CD02020-09-14T13:50:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/19/cinema-dispatch-tomb-raider/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tombraidercd5.jpgTOMBRAIDERCD5“Is that exactly how it looked in the game?  IT HAS TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE IT DID IN THE GAME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tombraidercd4.jpgTOMBRAIDERCD4“Good?  Bad?  I’m the guy with the gun.”     “Okay, but TO BE CLEAR; you are the latter.”     “Well that goes without saying.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tombraidercd3.jpgTOMBRAIDERCD3I don’t know.  It was more impressive when they used sand.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tombraidercd2.jpgTOMBRAIDERCD2Look, guys!  You’re FINALLY in the big leagues!  Good thing everyone forgot that whole Spirits Within thing, am I right!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tombraidercd1.jpgTOMBRAIDERCD1“The Colonel’s secret recipe is right behind this door.  Once I unlock it, those eleven herbs and spices will be MINE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tombraidercd0.jpgTOMBRAIDERCD02020-09-14T13:49:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/09/cinema-dispatch-three-billboards-outside-ebbing-missouri/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tboemcd5.jpgTBOEMCD5“You’ve gotta make the hug quick!  We only paid to have her on screen for another seven seconds!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tboemcd4.jpgTBOEMCD4“WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?  I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tboemcd3.jpgTBOEMCD3And now everyone’s gonna blame Colin Kaepernick for this!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tboemcd2.jpgTBOEMCD2“FUCK THE PO-LICE!”     “We’re just hall monitors!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tboemcd1.jpgTBOEMCD1“I’d like to tell the Academy that they can kindly fuck off and die, even if I win for Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role.  No wait, ESPECIALLY if I win for Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tboemcd0.jpgTBOEMCD02020-09-14T13:49:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/28/cinema-dispatch-thoroughbreds/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thoroughbredscd5.jpgTHOROUGHBREDSCD5“PLOT TWIST!  Who’s the unpredictable one NOW!?  MWA HA HA HA HAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thoroughbredscd4.jpgTHOROUGHBREDSCD4“No, DAD!  YOU take out the trash!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thoroughbredscd3.jpgTHOROUGHBREDSCD3“King me.”     “That’s not how that game works.”     “Why do you assume I’m playing chess?”     “Oh… I see what you did there!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thoroughbredscd2.jpgTHOROUGHBREDSCD2“What the heck is this?  It’s pork roast and my broken dreams.”     “In that case, it’s delicious.  Thank you, honey.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thoroughbredscd1.jpgTHOROUGHBREDSCD1“So you want to start picking locations to dump the body?”     “Shh.  After this episode.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thoroughbredscd0.jpgTHOROUGHBREDSCD02020-09-14T13:47:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/12/cinema-dispatch-thor-ragnarok/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/thorragnarokcd5.jpgTHORRAGNAROKCD5You must be at least this stoked at all times to properly enjoy the movie!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/thorragnarokcd4.jpgTHORRAGNAROKCD4Don’t get TOO close to her!  She’ll poke your eyes out with that thing on her head!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/thorragnarokcd3.jpgTHORRAGNAROKCD3The only way this could get more ridiculously awesome is if they started playing Party Rock Anthem!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/thorragnarokcd2.jpgTHORRAGNAROKCD2“Be honest.  Is the blue eyeliner too much?”     “Yeah.”     “PERFECT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/thorragnarokcd1.jpgTHORRAGNAROKCD1“THE GOD OF THUNDER DOESN’T NEED A HAMMER!  I JUST NEED TO FLAP MY ARMS REALLY FAST!!”     “Okay… well good luck with that!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/thorragnarokcd0.jpgTHORRAGNAROKCD02020-09-14T13:47:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/14/cinema-dispatch-the-walk/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walkcd5.jpgWALKCD5“Are these all the items you’re bringing into the United States?”     “Yes sir.”     “Meh.  Looks fine.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walkcd4.jpgWALKCD4This guy’s deal is that he’s… afraid of heights?  Oh!  He’s also good at math!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walkcd3.jpgWALKCD3“My part read better in the script.”     “How could it have been any better in the script!?  Were your lines printed on hundred dollar bills!?”     “Hey!  Which one of us won a damn Oscar?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walkcd2.jpgWALKCD2“I will be the world’s greatest Origami Master!  Failing that, I will do crazy stunts on tightropes.  You always have to have a plan B!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walkcd1.jpgWALKCD1“Don’t look down.  Don’t look down.  Don’t look down…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walkcd0.jpgWALKCD02020-09-14T13:45:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/14/cinema-dispatch-the-visit/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thcd5.jpgTHCD5“Call the police…”    “What was that dearie?”     “NOTHING!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thcd4.jpgTHCD4“No Grandpa!  Don’t put that in your mouth!  You don’t know where that’s been!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thcd3.jpgTHCD3“Aww…  They would NEVER try to disembowel us in our sleep!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thcd2.jpgTHCD2SHE’S SO SWEET!!  I want her to bake me a batch of cookies!  Well… maybe not.  I’d have to check first to see if they had any… surprises in them.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thcd1.jpgTHCD1“Oh don’t mind Granny.  She just get possessed by Pazuzu everyone once in a while.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thcd0.jpgTHCD02020-09-14T13:45:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/22/cinema-dispatch-the-witch/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/witchcd6.jpgWITCHCD6And they all lived happily ever after.  Except not really…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/witchcd5.jpgWITCHCD5“Look, I’ll tighten up a couple of scenes and maybe throw in an extra bucket of blood!  You really don’t need to do this!”     “Sure.  You say that NOW, but the only way to ensure flawless pacing in future endeavors is to negatively reinforce sloppy editing practices.  Now spend the night in the demon barn and be a big girl about it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/witchcd4.jpgWITCHCD4“Alright.  That’s enough mud wading for today.  If you want me to do anything else, I get overtime.  Now where’s the craft services table?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/witchcd3.jpgWITCHCD3“We like Satan!  Down with Jesus!  I am woman, HEAR ME ROAR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/witchcd2.jpgWITCHCD2“To avoid fainting, thou shall keep-ith repeating: Tis only a movie.  Tis only a movie.  Tis only a movie…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/witchcd1.jpgWITCHCD1“KING KONG AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME-E-E-E-E-E!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/witchcd0.pngWITCHCD02020-09-14T13:45:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/26/cinema-dispatch-the-turning/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/theturningcd4.jpgTHETURNINGCD4“What happened to my character’s band subplot?” “Well we tried to fit it in, but…” “Wow. I guess this really is the day the music died.” … *BA-DUM-TISS*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/theturningcd2.jpgTHETURNINGCD2“MY GOD!! IT’S FULL OF NONSENSE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/theturningcd3.jpgTHETURNINGCD3“NEED A HAAAAAANNNND!?”     “HOW ARE YOU SAYING THAT WITHOUT A MOUTH!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/theturningcd5.jpgTHETURNINGCD5“Was it all a dream!? But you were there, and you were there, and even YOU were there Mr. Spooky Ghost! Though you were blue instead of green.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/theturningcd0.jpgTHETURNINGCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/theturningcd1.jpgTHETURNINGCD1“I CAN BE SPIDER-MAN!  LOOK!!”     “That’s… not quite what we’re looking for, but we’ll keep your head shot on file.”2020-09-14T13:43:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/07/cinema-dispatch-the-transporter-refueled/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd7.jpgTRCD7“OH MY GOD!!  THE CAR IS GOING TWO MILES PER HOUR WITH NO ONE DRIVING!!  DO SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH HE SAID TO NOT DO ANYTHING!!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW!!  WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd6.jpgTRCD6“So are we really doing this?”     “Hey man, you mess with one of us you mess with ALL of us!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd5.jpgTRCD5“Should I go back and help them, or stick to my principals?  Oh wait, I don’t have to make that choice?  Well THAT’S a relief!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd4.jpgTRCD4“As you can see, you start to have some real savings once you get to missions three and four.”     “Shit.  I only have enough for two at the most!  Alright, plan B.”     “What’s plan B?     “Uh… nothing.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd3.jpgTRCD3“Dude.  Did you get collagen work or something?”     “NO!  PEOPLE JUST KEEP HITTING ME IN THE FACE!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd2.jpgTRCD2“WHY THE HELL WERE YOU COMING AT HIM PERPENDICULARLY!?!?”     “I THOUGHT HE MIGHT MAKE A RIGHT TURN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd1.jpgTRCD1GOD DAMN!!  When the hell did Ray Stevenson get old enough to play dad characters!?  Is this what it was like when Sean Connery played Indy Sr?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trcd0.jpegTRCD02020-09-14T13:43:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/02/cinema-dispatch-the-star/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thestarcd5.jpgTHESTARCD5“Baby goes here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thestarcd4.jpgTHESTARCD4“YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM MY AGENT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thestarcd3.jpgTHESTARCD3They were gonna go with I’m Too Sexy for this scene, but they were worried about going straight to Hell for putting such filth in a kids movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thestarcd2.jpgTHESTARCD2Spoiler Alert!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thestarcd1.jpgTHESTARCD1“Companions before transubstantiation, AM I RIGHT!?”     “I’m pretty sure that’s not even a rhyme…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/thestarcd0.jpgTHESTARCD02020-09-14T13:41:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/06/cinema-dispatch-the-spy-who-dumped-me/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tswdmcd5.jpgTSWDMCD5“Think of a joke!  They can’t kill us if they’re laughing!”     “Are you sure…”     “KNOCK KNOCK!”     “Whose there?”     “MURDER!”     “Murder who?”     “NOT US!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tswdmcd4.jpgTSWDMCD4Can you feel the LOVE between them!?  Such BURNING passion!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tswdmcd3.jpgTSWDMCD3That’s supposed to be a flash drive!?  Where’s the DRIVE part!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tswdmcd2.jpgTSWDMCD2“BURN!  BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!!  MWA HA HA HA HAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tswdmcd1.jpgTSWDMCD1“This mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop a bomb.  A BOX OFFICE BOMB THAT IS!!”     “I see what you did there.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tswdmcd0.jpgTSWDMCD02020-09-14T13:40:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/21/cinema-dispatch-the-snowman/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thesnowmancd6.jpgTHESNOWMANCD6Just sleep this one off, go make another X-Men sequel, and try again with something that DOESN’T SUCK!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thesnowmancd5.jpgTHESNOWMANCD5Of course!  He makes the snowmen out of snow!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thesnowmancd4.jpgTHESNOWMANCD4“Hello?  Am I still in the movie?”     “YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR CAGE UNTIL WE DECIDE YOUR PRESENCE IS NEEDED!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thesnowmancd3.jpgTHESNOWMANCD3Pretty much the only good idea anyone has in this…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thesnowmancd2.jpgTHESNOWMANCD2“Yup.  That’s a chair alright.”     “Brilliant deduction, champ.  That’s why we pay YOU the big bucks!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thesnowmancd1.jpgTHESNOWMANCD1Seems like a lot of effort just to make a point.  Wait… what was the point again?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thesnowmancd0.jpgTHESNOWMANCD02020-09-14T13:38:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/29/cinema-dispatch-the-shape-of-water/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tsowcd5.jpgTSOWCD5“So… come here often?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tsowcd4.jpgTSOWCD4I mean, if Charlize Theron doesn’t want to be in the inevitable Atomic Blonde sequel…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tsowcd3.jpgTSOWCD3But which one of them is the REAL monster!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tsowcd2.jpgTSOWCD2How have we not gotten a romantic comedy starring Godzilla yet!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tsowcd1.jpgTSOWCD1JUST LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE FACE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tsowcd0.jpgTSOWCD02020-09-14T13:38:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/27/cinema-dispatch-the-shallows/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/shallowscd61.jpgSHALLOWSCD6“Jabber- Jabber- Jabber- Jabber- Jabber- Jabber- Jabber-JAW MOTHER FUCKER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/shallowscd5.jpgSHALLOWSCD5She’s doing pretty well considering she’s standing on half a freaking leg.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/shallowscd4.jpgSHALLOWSCD4“Radical DUDE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/shallowscd3.jpgSHALLOWSCD3“I’m glad we’re having this conversation again.  I mean we already know all of this so it seems kinda pointless, but it’s always good to check in!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/shallowscd2.jpgSHALLOWSCD2“Boy I wish there was something to do here.  I guess I’ll play Eye Spy with myself…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/shallowscd1.jpgSHALLOWSCD1“It’s eating them.  And then it’s gonna eat me!  OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/shallowscd0.jpgSHALLOWSCD02020-09-14T13:37:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/13/cinema-dispatch-the-secret-life-of-pets-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tslopcd5.jpgTSLOPCD5Well… I guess he can’t be any worse than what they did with Henry Cavill.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tslopcd4.jpgTSLOPCD4Hey, if Robert Patterson is gonna be Batman, I say they make Jenny Slate Catwoman!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tslopcd3.jpgTSLOPCD3“Who wants ice cream!?”     “Aren’t we supposed to be doing something right now?”     “Eh, it can’t be THAT important!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tslopcd2.jpgTSLOPCD2“Is this REALLY the best you can do?”     “Hey, you know what this is better than?  The Star Wars Holiday special.”     “Watch your mouth.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tslopcd1.jpgTSLOPCD1“WHY, NETFLIX!?  WHY WOULDN’T YOU HAVE US!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tslopcd0.jpgTSLOPCD02020-09-14T13:36:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/10/cinema-dispatch-the-secret-life-of-pets/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slopcd6.jpgSLOPCD6“PARTY PARTY PARTY!!  I WANT TO HAVE A PARTY!!  I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY!!  YOU BETTER HAVE A PARTY!!”     (Okay, it’s not THAT song, but it would have been funnier if it was!)https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slopcd5.jpgSLOPCD5“Butts are funny right?  That’s what these stupid kids like!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slopcd4.jpgSLOPCD4“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”     “Challenge accepted.  HIi-YAH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slopcd3.jpgSLOPCD3See, what you DON’T know is that he didn’t have a perfect life, so that excuses the fact that he takes it out on others.  Sigh…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slopcd2.jpgSLOPCD2“We’re sorry we ripped off Toy Story!  We promise we’ll rip off something else instead!  NO WAIT!  THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slopcd1.jpgSLOPCD1Oh right!  The Producers.  Yeah, that’s what it is.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slopcd0.jpgSLOPCD02020-09-14T13:34:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/12/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-09-2020/2020-09-12T16:14:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/11/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-4-a-history-of-violence/2020-09-11T22:31:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/04/cinema-dispatch-the-rhythm-section/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/trscd5.jpgTRSCD5“THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG!  TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG!!”     “That song is SO overplayed!”     “YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT RACHEL PLATTEN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/trscd4.jpgTRSCD4“Hello darkness my old friend… I’m hunting terrorists down again…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/trscd3.jpgTRSCD3“So you’re saying it was the Al-Qaeda, AND The Freemasons?”     “Yeah, I didn’t believe it at first, but look at all these red lines!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/trscd2.jpgTRSCD2“Your heart just isn’t in this, is it?”     “Look, I’m just in a bit of a rut, alright?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/trscd1.jpgTRSCD1“Wow!  This is SO much easier with a gun!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/trscd0.jpgTRSCD02020-09-10T16:57:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/13/cinema-dispatch-the-revenant/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd8.jpgTRCD8“Oh, you think you’re gonna win Best Actor for your dual performance in Legendary, do ya?  WELL I DON’T THINK SO!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd7.jpgTRCD7Go back to Hogwarts you big dummy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd6.jpgTRCD6Friday the 13th Origins!  Jason’s great great great great great great grand-pappy was left for dead. Now he's back for revenge!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd5.jpgTRCD5You want it?  You want it!?  It’s right here!  Come and get it!  Come on!!  Come on!!!  YOU’RE SO CLOSE!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd4.jpgTRCD4Didn’t The Lone Ranger do enough damage!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd3.jpgTRCD3“So… does it hurt?”     “Hurgle… blurgle…”     “Uh… you want some water?”     “GGGLLLLLEEERRRRRRRGGGGG…”     “Okay…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd2.jpgTRCD2“That was a great job Mr. DiCaprio!  Now we need you to do it seventeen more times.”     “…Yes sir.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd1.jpgTRCD1“Hey man, I heard Sean Penn left his Best Actor award down there.”     “IT’S MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/trcd0.jpgTRCD02020-09-10T16:53:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/01/cinema-dispatch-the-purge-election-year/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd9.jpgTPEYCD9It’s too bad Frank Grillo didn’t get picked as The Punisher, but at least he still manages to kick ass here!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd8.jpgTPEYCD8“Which one of you thought it was a good idea to put the lights on the WINDSHIELD!?”     “Hey, don’t blame us!  You didn’t tell us NOT to put them on the windshield!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd7.jpgTPEYCD7“I know you’re angry, but you HAVE to remember that ALL LIVES MATTER.”     “Are you KIDDING me!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd6.jpgTPEYCD6I salute you madame!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd5.jpgTPEYCD5“I can’t wait to plunge this right into you and see what comes gushing out!”     “And I’ll rub your shoulders as you do it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd4.jpgTPEYCD4WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET A GUILLOTINE!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd3.jpgTPEYCD3I mean… if George Miller isn’t interested in doing another Mad Max movie…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd2.jpgTPEYCD2“A bit on the nose, don’t you think?” “Well it’s not like we had thirty columns to work with to write something PARTICULARLY witty or scathing!” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd1.jpgTPEYCD1“We’re hardcore bro!”     “You’re all a bunch of posers!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tpeycd0.jpgTPEYCD02020-09-10T16:47:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/14/cinema-dispatch-the-prodigy/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/theprodigycd5.jpgTHEPRODIGYCD5“Well at least it’s not ‘Atlas Shrugged’ bad.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/theprodigycd4.jpgTHEPRODIGYCD4“What do you want for your birthday?”     “FOR THE BLOOD OF THE UNCLEAN TO BE SHED AND FOR THE WORLD TO TREMBLE IN FEAR OF MY POWER!!”     “Yeah… how about a skateboard?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/theprodigycd3.jpgTHEPRODIGYCD3How does this kid keep finding more tools!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/theprodigycd2.jpgTHEPRODIGYCD2“You monster!  That was the screenwriter!!  NOW who’s gonna finis the third act!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/theprodigycd1.jpgTHEPRODIGYCD1“Tell me about the lambs, Clarice.”     “Geez, you’re parents let you watch THAT movie?  No wonder you need help.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/theprodigycd0.jpgTHEPRODIGYCD02020-09-10T16:43:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/19/cinema-dispatch-the-predator/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thepredatorcd5.jpgTHEPREDATORCD5“Party City has REALLY been stepping up their game!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thepredatorcd4.jpgTHEPREDATORCD4“Looks like some sort of Suicide Sq-”     “NOPE!  Not going there!  Besides, wasn’t The Predator on THEIR team?”     “I think that was a crocodile man.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thepredatorcd3.jpgTHEPREDATORCD3CAN’T!  LOOK!  AWAY!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thepredatorcd2.jpgTHEPREDATORCD2“They can’t compare it to the other Predator movies if you don’t ACTUALLY make a Predator movie!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thepredatorcd1.jpgTHEPREDATORCD1“I get my OWN spin-off or else this guy’s gut turns into a pin cushion!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thepredatorcd0.jpgTHEPREDATORCD02020-09-10T16:41:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/01/14/cinema-dispatch-the-post/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thepostcd5.jpgTHEPOSTCD5“Alright, people!  What are we gonna do today!?”     “Chase our tails until something falls into our lap!”     “THAT’S what I like to hear!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thepostcd4.jpgTHEPOSTCD4“Uh… are you alright?”     “Oh, I’m fine!  Just… wondering what I’ll do once we all get arrested and I lose the mansion that’s been in my family for generations!”     “Okay… well good luck with your mansion problems…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thepostcd3.jpgTHEPOSTCD3Wait, so did they just threw papers into the middle of the street!?  They couldn’t even throw them on the sidewalk where they wouldn’t get constantly run over by cars!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thepostcd2.jpgTHEPOSTCD2“And that’s when he asks them if he can use the chair for the THIRD time!  Alright, I think that’s a good stopping point.  Who wants lunch?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thepostcd1.jpgTHEPOSTCD1“Your Oscars.  Give them to me.”     “You better do what she says.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thepostcd0.jpgTHEPOSTCD02020-09-10T16:40:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/10/cinema-dispatch-mulan/2020-09-10T16:05:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/18/cinema-dispatch-the-perfect-guy/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tpgcd5.jpgTPGCD5“Shh…  It’s important to keep quite right now.  If you call for help, I’d definitely get caught.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tpgcd4.jpgTPGCD4He’s hacking into the mainframe to upload a worm to the network adapter!!  At least I think that’s what he’s doing…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tpgcd3.jpgTPGCD3“What the hell are you gonna do about this scumbag!?”     “I don’t know.  Do you have pepper spray anything?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tpgcd2.jpgTPGCD2“Free tickets!?  Is this some sort of reverse dowry!?  If so, take her!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tpgcd1.jpgTPGCD1“Is it too late to be a villain on Dexter?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tpgcd0.jpgTPGCD02020-09-09T17:35:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/13/cinema-dispatch-the-peanuts-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peanutscd5.jpgPEANUTSCD5“Hey uh… Snoopy.  You wanna… help me with this Red Haired girl… situation?  WHY AM I SO AWKWARD!?!?!?!?!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peanutscd4.jpgPEANUTSCD4“Get that Kaiser loving scoundrel and hang him by his entrails!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peanutscd3.jpgPEANUTSCD3Even the obligatory dance scene is good in this!!  When was the last time THAT happened!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peanutscd2.jpgPEANUTSCD2“Isn’t this joke passé at this point?”     “Look Charlie Brown, we’re trying to reach a new demographic here who may not have seen this bit before!  Not only that, but all the parents are gonna love it because to them, mimicry is what they’re looking for!  It fills them with nostalgia!”     “Are you sure?”     “JUST KICK THE DAMN BALL YOU IDIOT!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peanutscd1.jpgPEANUTSCD1“You know when you feel it, and it feels like a bag of sand…”     “That’s not sand you block head!  They fill hacky sacks with rice or plastic beads!  NOT SAND!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peanuts0.jpgPEANUTS02020-09-09T17:33:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/23/cinema-dispatch-the-night-before/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd8.jpgTNBCD8Wait, is she even in this scene?  Oh there she is!  Right over there!  Eh, whatever.  MORE MINDY!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd7.jpgTNBCD7The movie made Wrecking Ball tolerable!  I’d certainly call THAT a Christmas miracle!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd6.jpgTNBCD6PLEASE BE IN MORE MOVIES!!  I DON’T CARE IF YOU DO A GOOSEBUMPS SEQUEL, JUST KEEP WORKING WITH SETH ROGEN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd5.jpgTNBCD5Well at least he’s better in this than he was in Love the Coopers.  Seriously, two movies in two weeks!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd4.jpgTNBCD4“I’m totally cool guys!  I can handle this!”     “You look like a pedophile Captain Morgan who knows the police are closing in!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd3.jpgTNBCD3Meh.  I’ve seen him in goofier outfits.  The dude was on a sitcom for six years.  You don’t do that without looking ridiculous at least once.  It’s like a law or something.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd2.jpgTNBCD2Wait, are they taking a selfie with a flip phone?  Could… could you even DO that back then!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tnbcd1.jpgTNBCD1WHY ARE THERE FEELS!?!?!?2020-09-09T17:23:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/11/cinema-dispatch-the-nun/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thenuncd5.jpgTHENUNCD5They should have hired the painting to play the ghost in this movie.  I’M SURE ITS PERFORMANCE WOULDN’T BE ANY MORE TWO DIMENSIONAL!!  BA-DUM-TISH!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thenuncd4.jpgTHENUNCD4Hey, at least she’s not teaching people about contraception, am I right!?  Ha ha!  Its funny cuz the Catholic Church is responsible for the spread HIV/AIDS across the globe due to their efforts to keep contraception away from low income areas and third world countries…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thenuncd3.jpgTHENUNCD3“Did everyone remember to bring their Holy Hand Grenade?”     “Um… do I count to three and THEN throw it, or do I throw it ON three?”     “Sigh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thenuncd2.jpgTHENUNCD2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thenuncd1.jpgTHENUNCD1“I know there’s something behind me, but you should see what’s in FRONT of me!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/thenuncd0.jpgTHENUNCD02020-09-09T17:23:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/08/cinema-dispatch-the-nutcracker-and-the-four-realms/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tnat4rcd5.jpgTNAT4RCD5Oddly enough we didn’t even NEED the clowns for this movie to be a total nightmare.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tnat4rcd4.jpgTNAT4RCD4I feel your pain, Mr. Ice Face…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tnat4rcd3.jpgTNAT4RCD3I don’t see any CGI monsters or wise talking secondary characters.  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RELATE TO THIS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tnat4rcd2.jpgTNAT4RCD2“THIS is for not seeing Solo!”     “But I did!”     “Well this is for not seeing it TWICE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tnat4rcd1.jpgTNAT4RCD1“And THEN we signed the peace treaty with the dragons of marshmallow mountain which allowed trade ships to travel down the chocolate milk river.”     “uh huh.  That’s nice…” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tnat4rcd0.jpgTNAT4RCD02020-09-09T17:22:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/25/cinema-dispatch-the-nice-guys/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd7.jpgTNGCD7Also, a Hannibal Buress bee doesn’t hurt things either.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd6.jpgTNGCD6“You’re gonna put me in your next eight movies… right?”     “Sure…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd5.jpgTNGCD5“Huh.  Well that guy’s fucked.”     “He sure is.  Bar?”     “Bar.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd4.jpgTNGCD4“Well at least I’m doing better than this guy…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd3.jpgTNGCD3Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling are… HARD DUDES!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd2.jpgTNGCD2“What!?  Like what you see!?”     “No, not really…”     “Wait, what?  Why not!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd1.jpgTNGCD1“Feliz Navidad you sack of shit.”     “Isn’t your daughter waiting for you in the car?”     “She knows how to get back home.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tngcd0.jpgTNGCD02020-09-09T17:21:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/09/cinema-dispatch-the-mummy/2020-09-09T17:14:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/19/cinema-dispatch-the-mountain-between-us/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tmbucd5.jpgTMBUCD5“May I offer you the LOVE BIRD special!?”     “Do we get a discount on the tickets?”     “No, but I’ll give you this half-finished box of chocolates I still have from Valentines Day!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tmbucd4.jpgTMBUCD4“So… you like snow?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tmbucd3.jpgTMBUCD3“I found a new weapon!  DAH NA NA NAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tmbucd2.jpgTMBUCD2Yup!  That sure is a lot of snow!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tmbucd1.jpgTMBUCD1“Just ten more miles and a Nicholas Sparks movie before my slate is clean!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tmbucd0.jpgTMBUCD02020-09-09T17:13:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/16/cinema-dispatch-the-meg/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/themegcd5.jpgTHEMEGCD5“This is really messed up.  Plus, I’m probably gonna die first.”     “Hey, at least you GET a personality!  I’m just the somewhat serious father figure, so what do you think MY chances are!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/themegcd4.jpgTHEMEGCD4“Let’s get this show on the road!  I’m not paying you to learn something about yourselves!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/themegcd3.jpgTHEMEGCD3“About to make it RAIN up in here!”     “For sure, bro!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/themegcd2.jpgTHEMEGCD2“I can take him with my bare hands.  I just choose not to…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/themegcd1.jpgTHEMEGCD1“A glass wall!?  CURSES!!  MY ONE WEAKNESS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/themegcd0.jpgTHEMEGCD02020-09-09T17:02:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/08/cinema-dispatch-the-martian/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tmcd6.jpgTMCD6“Mr. Scott has finally called us in for a scene.  You guys ready to kick it’s ass!?”     “HOO RAH!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tmcd5.jpgTMCD5“This is hard science people!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tmcd4.jpgTMCD4“You see this?  See how convincingly I can hold this sciency notebook?  Now you know why I get the big bucks!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tmcd3.jpgTMCD3“We found water on Mars!  That means that life might have been there at one point!!”     “Does that also mean there might be oil from their decayed corpses?”     “Wait, what?”     “If you say there MIGHT oil up there and I bring that to congress, we’ll have a damn colony in three years.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tmcd2.jpgTMCD2Did he also put Xenomorphs on Mars!?  No… but how cool would that have been!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tmcd1.jpgTMCD1“I think I’ve got a rock in my shoe.”     “DEAL WITH IT!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tmcd0.pngTMCD02020-09-09T17:00:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/16/cinema-dispatch-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mfu6.jpgMFU6“Before I pass out, tell me why you’re doing this!”     “I dunno.  Money?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mfu5.jpgMFU5Look!  They’re even rocking the Archer turtlenecks!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mfu4.jpgMFU4Seriously.  When was the last time someone said “Things got SO much better once Hugh Grant showed up”?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mfu3.jpgMFU3“What’s this thingy?”     “It’s used to make nuclear weapons.”     “Wait, so the group who stole a nuclear scientist are making nuclear weapons!?!?!  SPY SHOCK!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mfu2.jpgMFU2“On second thought, maybe we’ll just get James Bond on this.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mfu1.jpgMFU1“At least my country hasn’t sold its soul to the false idols of capitalistic enterprises.”     “I’m sure your people feel oh so superior as they eat their potato soup and die in the Gulag.”     “CAN THE BOTH OF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mfu0.jpgMFU02020-09-09T16:58:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/24/cinema-dispatch-the-magnificent-seven/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd71.jpgm7cd7“I think they’re gonna kill all our men if this keeps up.”     “Well at least we don’t have to pay them now.”     “Actually the Henchman Agreement that you signed for all of them promised six months of pay to be sent to their significant others.”     “Well shit.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd61.jpgm7cd6“My first husband would have kicked their ass with his psychic powers that he had for some reason, but this half robot asshole ripped his head off.  Fucking Henry.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd51.jpgm7cd5I’m sure there’s someone over there he’s shooting at.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd4.jpgm7cd4“Pick a card!  Any card!”     “You’re only holding one card.”     “Huh.  That’s hard.  Let me check over here…”     *BLAM*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd3.jpgm7cd3Isn’t this how Blazing Saddles started?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd2.jpgm7cd2Is Vincent D’Onofrio slowly turning into John Goodman?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd1.jpgm7cd1For the record, two of my guesses were right!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/m7cd0.jpgm7cd02020-09-09T16:56:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/22/cinema-dispatch-the-lion-king/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/thelionkingcd5.jpgTHELIONKINGCD5“You wanna know how I got these scars?”     “Lion fight?”     “… Yes.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/thelionkingcd4.jpgTHELIONKINGCD4SO MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/thelionkingcd3.jpgTHELIONKINGCD3“CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!  MY DAD… HE WON’T… WAKE UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/thelionkingcd2.jpgTHELIONKINGCD2Not even close, kid.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/thelionkingcd1.jpgTHELIONKINGCD1“Everything the light touches is our Kingdom.”     “Yeah, but the Earth revolves around the sun, so pretty much everywhere gets hit by sunlight at SOME point throughout the day.”     “Look, we’re lions, alright!?  We can’t draw border maps!  WE DON’T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/thelionkingcd0.jpgTHELIONKINGCD02020-09-09T16:53:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/15/cinema-dispatch-the-lighthouse/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/thelighthousecd5.jpgTHELIGHTHOUSECD5“Don’t look at me!  I’m just a bird!  MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/thelighthousecd4.jpgTHELIGHTHOUSECD4“I be a maniac, MANIAC, on th’ floor!  And I be dancin’ like I’ve ne’er danced afore!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/thelighthousecd3.jpgTHELIGHTHOUSECD3“What’s going on up there!?”     “NOTHING!!”     “It looks like fun!  Can I join?”     “NO!  IT’S REALLY BORING UP HERE!!  AND… IT’S FULL OF SPIDERS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/thelighthousecd2.jpgTHELIGHTHOUSECD2NONSTOP SITTING AROUND, DOING NOTHING, ACTION!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/thelighthousecd1.jpgTHELIGHTHOUSECD1People are starring miserably at the camera.  Of COURSE it’s yours!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/thelighthousecd0.jpgTHELIGHTHOUSECD02020-09-09T16:52:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/12/cinema-dispatch-the-lego-movie-2-the-second-part/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tlm2cd5.jpgTLM2CD5“Hey Batman, you need a new sidekick in your next movie?”     “Send your resume to Alfred.  We’ll let you know in four to eight weeks.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tlm2cd4.jpgTLM2CD4“I’m a stand in for like five different metaphors, and I look DARN good doing it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tlm2cd3.jpgTLM2CD3“WHOSE the best part of this movie!?  Yes you are!  YES YOU ARE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tlm2cd2.jpgTLM2CD2“I’M THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM!!”     “Yeah, well I’m Batman, and Batman always wins.”     “I’M TELLING ON YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tlm2cd1.jpgTLM2CD1“WHY DO WE KEEP RUNNING WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE WE NEVER GET ANYWHERE!?”     “WELL IT’S BEEN WORKING FOR US SO FAR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tlm2cd0.jpgTLM2CD02020-09-09T16:45:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/23/cinema-dispatch-the-lego-ninjago-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tlnmcd5.jpgTLNMCD5“You look stupid in that hat!”     “I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I!?”     “Wait, what?”     *BASH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tlnmcd3.jpgTLNMCD3Hm… LEGO Rush Hour…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tlnmcd4.jpgTLNMCD4“Why is this happening to me!?  I’ve made my mistakes!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tlnmcd1.jpgTLNMCD1Oh, well there you go!  Just put them in giant robots!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tlnmcd2.jpgTLNMCD2“We’re TOTALLY nailing this, right!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tlnmcd0.jpgTLNMCD02020-09-09T16:44:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/17/cinema-dispatch-the-lego-batman-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/legobatmancd6.jpglegobatmancd6“So many empty calories!  Must do a hundred Bat-Crunches!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/legobatmancd5.jpglegobatmancd5AAWWWW!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/legobatmancd4.jpglegobatmancd4“Is ALL of this necessary!?”     “BATMAN NEEDS ALL THE LEGOS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/legobatmancd3.jpglegobatmancd3Get it?  It’s funny because he wears shorts.  I can’t believe no one has made that joke before!!  ISN’T THAT SOMETHING!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/legobatmancd2.jpglegobatmancd2Even THIS scene of Batman staring at a microwave has more life and personality than most of Batman v Superman!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/legobatmancd1.jpglegobatmancd1“Do you bleed?”     “Probably not.  I mean, I AM made of plastic.”     “YOU WILL!!”     “Again… I’m made out of plastic…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/legobatmancd0.jpglegobatmancd02020-09-09T16:42:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/03/cinema-dispatch-the-legend-of-tarzan/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd7.jpgLOTCD7“Just two more months until Suicide Squad.  Just two more months until Suicide Squad…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd6.jpgLOTCD6“You wanna know how I got these beads!?”     “I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be stupid, so no.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd5.jpgLOTCD5“Tarzan?  TARZAN!?”     “Uh…”     “Damn it!  WAKE UP!  You need to bring your A-Game here!  We’re gonna get through this!  This is NOT gonna be a flop!  DO YOU HEAR ME!?”     “Uh…”     “DAMN IT!!  WE’RE LOSING HIM!!  SOMEONE GET A SCRIPTWRITER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd4.jpgLOTCD4Boy is that chemistry just sparking!  You can tell how much he loves Jane by the dead fish look he’s giving her!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd3.jpgLOTCD3He’s also got vagina bones for days!     …     What?  They’re not actually called that?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd2.jpgLOTCD2“I’LL HARM YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd1.jpgLOTCD1“We’ll get to the gorillas and vine swinging soon enough, but NOT before our morning tea!  What kind of barbarian do you take me for?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lotcd0.jpgLOTCD02020-09-09T16:41:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/26/cinema-dispatch-the-last-witch-hunter/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lwhcd6.jpgLWHCD6“We need to get the thing so that the person doesn’t do the thing… can I chop up witches yet?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lwhcd5.jpgLWHCD5“Wait, the script has me doing THAT!?  How the hell does that make sense!!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lwhcd4.jpgLWHCD4Marvel at a film that can actually burn your corneas!!  Now THIS is what I call ReaLD!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lwhcd3.jpgLWHCD3What the hell is he swinging at?  Is that a stick or something?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lwhcd2.jpgLWHCD2I vote we rename him to Kauldanusshttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lwhcd1.jpgLWHCD1And those questions will be answered… right now.  Yes, yes, and HELL no!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lwhcd0.jpgLWHCD02022-07-07T17:19:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/10/cinema-dispatch-the-last-days-of-american-crime/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/tldoaccd5.jpgTLDOACCD5Probably what should have happened to the original cut of this movie…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/tldoaccd4.jpgTLDOACCD4“Woo!  Nothing more satisfying than pressing my back against cold piss covered linoleum!”     “Are you sure you don’t just want to have sex?  I could take my pants off if you wanted to.”     “No, no!  This is fine!  You’re doing great!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/tldoaccd3.jpgTLDOACCD3Netflix isn’t getting any of this back, I can tell you that!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/tldoaccd2.jpgTLDOACCD2I bet she doesn’t look at explosions either.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/tldoaccd1.jpgTLDOACCD1“I was in Funny Games, alright?  I know what I’m doing!”     “The original or the remake?”     “Oh, shut up.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/tldoaccd0.jpgTLDOACCD02020-09-09T16:39:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/14/cinema-dispatch-the-kitchen/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thekitchencd5.jpgTHEKITCHENCD5Too soon!  Yes, back in the seventies AND STILL TODAY!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thekitchencd4.jpgTHEKITCHENCD4“Mention that movie Mother’s Day in this house, and you’ll leave in a body bag.”     “What about Hannah Montana: The Movie?”     “Shoot, I was in that?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thekitchencd3.jpgTHEKITCHENCD3“You don’t want another Life of the Party?  Just try and stop me!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thekitchencd2.jpgTHEKITCHENCD2Oh so THAT’S where all that Ghostbusters money went!  I’d rather them have made a sequel, but this works too.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thekitchencd1.jpgTHEKITCHENCD1Interesting direction for a sequel to The Heat, but I guess if you’re gonna make it… YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO IT IN THE KITCHEN!!  HA HA!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thekitchencd0.jpgTHEKITCHENCD02020-09-09T16:37:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/03/cinema-dispatch-the-kid-who-would-be-king/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tkwwbkcd5.jpgTKWWBKCD5“Despite all my rage, I am still just a kid on a sound stage!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tkwwbkcd4.jpgTKWWBKCD4SURE!  Let’s just go ahead and raise a child army!  Hand them a bunch of long swords and HOPE FOR THE BEST!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tkwwbkcd3.jpgTKWWBKCD3Moses would have gotten this crap handled in forty minutes!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tkwwbkcd2.jpgTKWWBKCD2“WELCOME TO HOGWARTS!”     “Cut.  For the last time Angus, this is not a Harry Potter movie.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tkwwbkcd1.jpgTKWWBKCD1“Kneel before me for I am your king!”     “Wait, so is that the guy who married Kate Middleton?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tkwwbkcd0.jpgTKWWBKCD02020-09-09T16:34:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/10/cinema-dispatch-terminator-dark-fate/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tdfcd5.jpgTDFCD5“WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE AWAY FROM A MUDER-BOT!?”     “Uhh… no one?”     “JUST KEEP IT STRAIGHT OR THIS ROD IS GOING RIGHT UP YOUR NOSE!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tdfcd4.jpgTDFCD4“Ask me about my tragic backstory.”     “Did it involve robots?”     “Are you getting fresh with me?”     “Of course not, lady carrying a giant shotgun!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tdfcd3.jpgTDFCD3“Time travel is very strange.  One day your fighting a roboticized John Connor and get turned into a T-1000; the next you’re doing something that actually makes sense and is rather compelling.”     “Yup.  Let’s just how  we don’t end up in a timeline where I’M the robot.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tdfcd2.jpgTDFCD2“You really think a sequel to ‘Stop or My Mom Will Shoot’ would be a good idea?”     “Most definitely.  We’ll call it ‘Stop or My Dad Will Shoot’ with ME as the dad, and we’ll make a hundred times the Stallone movie!  MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tdfcd1.jpgTDFCD1“I’ll give you ‘Put that cookie down’, ‘It’s not a tumor’, and ‘My body, my choice’, but ‘Hasta la vista baby’?  THAT’S gonna cost you.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/tdfcd0.jpgTDFCD02020-09-09T02:33:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/07/02/cinema-dispatch-terminator-genisys/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg8.jpgTG8Oh… I can’t stay mad at you!  Just do me a favor and get a better script for the next one.  Please?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg7.jpgTG7“Put that cookie DOWN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg6.jpgTG6“Come with me if you want to live, but only if you’re not a Negative Nancy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg5.jpgTG5WILL YOU STOP BEING IN MOVIES YOU UNTALENTED UNCHARISMATIC HACK!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg4.jpgTG4NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR AN OPERATING SYSTEM!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg3.jpgTG3“Shouldn’t we bang first before going to the future?”     “Why?  Oh right!  We need to birth the anti-robot Jesus solider.  OH SHIT!  TURN OFF THE MACHI-“https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg2.jpgTG2ROBO SHOCK!!  Unless you saw the trailers.  Seriously, what’ it with Terminator trailers spoiling shit!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg1.jpgTG1“So wait.  Your future son sent his own father back in time to impregnate you?”     “That was the plan originally, but things have changed since then.”     “Hold on, how do plans change when THEY’RE in the future and YOU’RE in the past?  Shouldn’t they know what the plans are then?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tg0.jpgTG02020-09-09T02:31:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/05/cinema-dispatch-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-out-of-the-shadows/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd8.jpgTMNTOOTSCD8“Are you getting the feeling we’re gonna steal this movie?”     “You know it bro!”     “Aw HELL yeah!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd7.jpgTMNTOOTSCD7WHAT’S HAPPENING!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd6.jpgTMNTOOTSCD6“Blargh!  …  Okay, where’s my paycheck?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd5.jpgTMNTOOTSCD5“See me through this Mr. Toretto!  Protect me with your car magic!  AHHHHH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd4.jpgTMNTOOTSCD4“You chowder heads!”     “WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd3.jpgTMNTOOTSCD3“So once I put this together for you, we’ll be co-rulers, right?”     “Sure.  Let’s go with that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd2.jpgTMNTOOTSCD2They’ve got the truck!  That’s something, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd1.jpgTMNTOOTSCD1“Can someone say CHA-CHING!?”     “COWABUNGA DUDE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tmntootscd0.jpgTMNTOOTSCD02020-09-09T02:22:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/28/cinema-dispatch-teen-titans-go-to-the-movies/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ttgttmcd5.jpgTTGTTMCD5“Yo, ya boy THE BEAST is in the hizzy, my super homies!”     “Will you PLEASE stop talking like that?”     “I CAN’T!!  HELP ME, DIGGITY DAWG!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ttgttmcd4.jpgTTGTTMCD4“Sax-a-ma-phone!!  Sax-a-ma-PHOOOOONNNE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ttgttmcd3.jpgTTGTTMCD3SO much more dignity than the characters in THAT trailer!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ttgttmcd2.jpgTTGTTMCD2“SOMEONE’S TRYNA KILL ME MAAAANNNNN!!”     “Of course they are!  You’re Superman!”     “That’s right… I’m Superman.  I’m… Superman…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ttgttmcd1.jpgTTGTTMCD1This guy gets it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ttgttmcd0.jpgTTGTTMCD02020-09-09T02:21:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/19/cinema-dispatch-tag/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tagcd5.jpgTAGCD5I’ve heard of WORSE excuses to start drinking heavily…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tagcd4.jpgTAGCD4Because nothing’s more BAD ASS than crashing an AA meeting to play a children’s game with your bros!  At least if you’re still collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards in your forties, you can play it quietly!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tagcd3.jpgTAGCD3“Thanos may have the Infinity Stones, but can he claim to have NEVER BEEN TAGGED!?  I DIDN’T THINK SO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tagcd2.jpgTAGCD2At least he got a doughnut for his trouble!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tagcd1.jpgTAGCD1“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tagcd0.jpgTAGCD02020-09-09T02:20:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/28/cinema-dispatch-table-19/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/table19cd5.jpgTABLE19CD5Oh look!  They even included a dance number at the end!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/table19cd4.jpgTABLE19CD4“If you would have me m’lady, I would be honored if you would let me have this dance.  Also, I wouldn’t mind a blowjob if you are so inclined.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/table19cd3.jpgTABLE19CD3You know you’ve got a real talent on your hand when your actor has played against Jack Nicholson AND Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/table19cd2.jpgTABLE19CD2I can’t help but think this scene would be funnier if there were more penises on screen…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/table19cd1.jpgTABLE19CD1“We’re all in agreement.  The cake had it coming, and we will never speak of this again…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/table19cd0.jpgTABLE19CD02020-09-09T02:19:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/04/cinema-dispatch-swiss-army-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/samcd6.jpgSAMCD6“I’m ready for my close up Mr Demille!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/samcd5.jpgSAMCD5This part though?  Super badass!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/samcd4.jpgSAMCD4“You might feel a slight pinch.  Are you ready?”     “Just do it you wussy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/samcd3.jpgSAMCD3“I blame it on the dog.”     “Whatever dude.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/samcd2.jpgSAMCD2“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”     “Well then our kingdom kinda sucks.”     “Yeah…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/samcd1.jpgSAMCD1“Fart you magnificent bastard!  Fart us all the way to FREEDOM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/samcd0.jpgSAMCD02020-09-09T02:18:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/15/cinema-dispatch-suspiria/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/suspiriacd6.jpgSUSPIRIACD6“For my next performance, I will dance to the song of my people.  YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH!!  BUM BUM!!  YOU’VE GOT THE POW-EEERRRRR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/suspiriacd5.jpgSUSPIRIACD5“Who’s ready to Jazzercise for Satan!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/suspiriacd4.jpgSUSPIRIACD4I’m sure it has PLENTY of practical applications!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/suspiriacd3.jpgSUSPIRIACD3“Do you have an update, Miss Huller?”     … Wait, are you talking to me?  I thought YOU were Miss Huller.”     “No I’m not!  Wait… am I?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/suspiriacd2.jpgSUSPIRIACD2Wait, so The Shining is LITERAL in this movie!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/suspiriacd1.jpgSUSPIRIACD1“Am I late for the Cloud Atlas audition?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/suspiriacd0.jpgSUSPIRIACD02020-09-09T02:17:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/16/cinema-dispatch-superfly/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/superflycd5.jpgSUPERFLYCD5“Boy, isn’t it great to have this nice dinner with our loved ones!”     “Sure is!  You, me… um…”     “What?”     “Wasn’t there someone… never mind.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/superflycd4.jpgSUPERFLYCD4“Let’s make it RAIN up in here!”     “That’s not money, that’s the script!  AND WE DIDN’T NUMBER THE PAGES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/superflycd3.jpgSUPERFLYCD3“The tears on my face may be fake, but on the inside… they’ve very real…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/superflycd2.jpgSUPERFLYCD2“Running, running, running, RUNNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/superflycd1.jpgSUPERFLYCD1That is hair so good, it requires its own insurance plan.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/superflycd0.jpgSUPERFLYCD02020-09-09T02:17:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/10/cinema-dispatch-sully/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sullycd6.jpgsullycd6So wait, he was in the Air Force?  Is that important?  It’s not?  Okay then…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sullycd5.jpgsullycd5Oh shit!  It turned into Left Behind!  How did that happen!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sullycd4.jpgsullycd4“Smile for the camera, bigshot!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sullycd3.jpgsullycd3Money well spent!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sullycd2.jpgsullycd2Keep running Sully!  You’ll find the point eventually!!     …     Wait, Seinfeld!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sullycd1.jpgsullycd1“That plane cost sixty million dollars, and SOMEONE has to pay for it.”     “You’re looking at me, and I don’t know why.”     “Well you WERE the one flying it, and our insurance doesn’t cover water damage.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sullycd0.jpgsullycd02020-09-09T02:16:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/05/cinema-dispatch-suicide-squad/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd10.jpgSSCD10“How long before the city blows up?”     “Who cares?  It’s Miller time!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd9.jpgSSCD9“SHH!!  We don’t want to take any of Jared Leto’s precious screen time!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd8.jpgSSCD8“You think I’m doing good so far?”     “Yeah.  I mean… you’re no Heath-”     “HA HA HA HA HA!!  Oh boy… you REALLY don’t want to finish that thought.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd7.jpgSSCD7“Where the hell are you going!?”     “I’m getting the hell out of this movie!”     “BUT YOU JUST GOT HERE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd6.jpgSSCD6“Pop Quiz.  You try to run again, you will A: get away, B: get your head blown up, or C: get this katana shoved so far up your ass you’ll taste metal?”     “Is it C?”     “Very good!”     “Sweet!  You want to go out after this?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd5.jpgSSCD5“I’m at least a head taller than you!”     “Not when you’re bowing.”     “And why would I do that?”     “Because I can have your entire family killed with a single phone call.”     “…”     “You can get on your knees at any time!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd4.jpgSSCD4“What, see something you like?”     “Is that a trick question?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd3.jpgSSCD3Who the hell are you two again?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd2.jpgSSCD2“Are you fucking KIDDING me right now!?”     “Man, what the hell does she even expect us to DO about this!?”     “I don’t know.  Looks kinda fun!”     “You WOULD think it looks kinda fun…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sscd1.jpgSSCD1“Deadshot!  Secure the perimeter!  Harley!  Keep an eye on the door!  Boomerang!”     “WHAT IS IT BOSS!?  I’M READY FOR ANYTHING!!”     “Go get me a coffee.”2020-09-09T02:16:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/01/cinema-dispatch-suburbicon/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/suburbiconcd5.jpgSUBURBICONCD5“All things considered, I’d call this evening a moderate success.”     “How do you figure that one?”     “Well I at least got a sandwich out of it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/suburbiconcd4.jpgSUBURBICONCD4Would have been nice if someone had given them dialogue too!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/suburbiconcd3.jpgSUBURBICONCD3Norman Rockwell would have a field day with these two.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/suburbiconcd2.jpgSUBURBICONCD2DON’T BULLSHIT ME, MATT DAMON!  YOU’RE UP TO SOMETHING!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/suburbiconcd1.jpgSUBURBICONCD1“NO NO NO NO NO!!  THIS ISN’T HOW IT ALWAYS WORKS OUT IN THE MOVIES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/suburbiconcd0.jpgSUBURBICONCD02020-09-09T02:15:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/18/cinema-dispatch-stuber/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stubercd5.jpgSTUBERCD5“Look, I can’t PROMISE you a role in the next movie… but if Dave vouches for you then I’ll see what I can do.”     “Thanks, James Gunn.  You know I’ve played an alien before, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stubercd3.jpgSTUBERCD3“ARE YOU ZACH GALIFIANAKIS!?”    “No.”     “I CAN’T HEAR YOU.”     “I’m not Zach Galifianakis.”     “ONE MORE TIME!!”     “I’M NOT ZACH GALIFIANAKIS!”     “GOOD!  NOW LET’S SHOOT SOME MORE GUYS IN THE FACE!”     “YEAH!!  Wait, what?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stubercd4.jpgSTUBERCD4“Uh… BANG!  BANG BANG!  What else do you want me to do?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stubercd1.jpgSTUBERCD1“I tried to get someone else to pick me up, but he was too busy.”     “Oh really?”     “AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!”     “I don’t need your life story, pal.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stubercd2.jpgSTUBERCD2“THE LION KING IS RIGHT BEHIND US!  IT’S NOW OR NEVER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/stubercd0.jpgSTUBERCD02020-09-09T02:13:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/20/cinema-dispatch-straight-outta-compton/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/soc5.jpgSOC5“Are those my lines?”     “NO!  SIT OVER THERE AND SHUT UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/soc4.jpgSOC4They managed unbelievable success as musicians, and they all lived happily ever after!  …  Wait, they didn’t?  …  We’ve got to make this movie HOW much longer!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/soc3.jpgSOC3“GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!”     “We are on the ground.”     “STOP RESISTING!!”     “How are we resisting!?”     “HE’S GOT A GUN!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/soc2.jpgSOC2“WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?”     “You mean the ones getting killed every day by overzealous cops?  How about the ones whose families were denied SNAP benefits and had to go to bed hungry?”     “Um… we were kind of talking about OUR kids.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/soc1.jpgSOC1“We’ll start with a cover of Staying Alive, and then we can do that police song if we have time afterwards.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/soc0.jpgSOC02020-09-09T02:12:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/28/cinema-dispatch-storks/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/storkscd6.jpgstorkscd6“You see this?  Our market research says babies are big business!”     “Where does it say that?”     “You have to read between the lines.”     “You mean THE line?”     “You can either sit here giving me sass, or you can start shoving hollow sentimentality down America’s throats!!”     “Neither sounds too appealing.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/storkscd5.jpgstorkscd5You see this, kids?  If you’re parents aren’t willing to destroy the roof they keep over your head, they don’t really love you!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/storkscd4.jpgstorkscd4“Watch where you’re putting those cables!  This needs to be up to code or the Alpha will have my ass!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/storkscd3.jpgstorkscd3“Are we there yet!?”     “OF COURSE NOT!  We just got out of the ice level, we’re stuck in the forest level, and we still have the city, mountain, volcano, and moon levels to go!”     “Aw… I hate volcanos!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/storkscd2.jpgstorkscd2It’s so marketable!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/storkscd1.jpgstorkscd1“Hey!  Isn’t it funny how you’re a bird, but your riding in a plane!?”     “Yup.  Hysterical.”     “I know, right!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/storkscd0.jpgstorkscd02020-09-09T02:11:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/12/26/cinema-dispatch-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/troscd5.jpgTROSCD5#WhereIsRoseYouJerks!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/troscd4.jpgTROSCD4“IT’S REALLY SLIPPERY UP HERE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/troscd3.jpgTROSCD3“The plot’s around here somewhere!  The Force will help us find it!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/troscd2.jpgTROSCD2“Yeah, I'm gonna take my space-horse to the galactic road, I’m gonna… RIDE til’ I can’t feel the force!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/troscd1.jpgTROSCD1“I feel a great disturbance in the force.  As if millions of fanboys suddenly cried out in betrayal and then never stopped doing it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/troscd0.jpgTROSCD02020-09-09T02:09:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/17/cinema-dispatch-star-wars-the-last-jedi/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/swtljcd6.jpgSWTLJCD6“It would be ever so GHASTLY if the underclass were to come charging through that impeccable stain glass window over there to metaphorically crush the bourgeoisie in some sort of proletariat uprising.  Just GHASTLY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/swtljcd5.jpgSWTLJCD5I mean, they don’t LITERALLY blow up the franchise, but I’m sure Poe would have if he could!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/swtljcd4.jpgSWTLJCD4That is one BAD ASS collar!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/swtljcd3.jpgSWTLJCD3PEW-PEW-PEW!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/swtljcd2.jpgSWTLJCD2“You will pay to see this TWICE!!”     “NOOOOO!!”     “Search your wallet!  You know it to be true!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/swtljcd1.jpgSWTLJCD1“Do, or do not.  There is no try.”     “What do you mean there’s no try!?”     “Huh. You know, I never really understood that part either.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/swtljcd0.jpgSWTLJCD02020-09-09T02:08:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/22/cinema-dispatch-star-wars-the-force-awakens/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd12.jpgSWFACD12“Oh you thought you saw the last of me!?  No way in HELL I'm missing out on the sequel!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd11.jpgSWFACD11Who wants to bet that Marvel’s already beating down her door?  I vote her for Squirrel Girl!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd10.jpgSWFACD10Who’s #NotYourShield NOW motherfucker!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd9.jpgSWFACD9Of course there’s no clips of him, but hey!  Here’s Finn fighting a Stormtrooper!  Enjoy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd8.jpgSWFACD8“You Social Jedi Warriors are fucking bullies!  How DARE you try to make me feel guilty about joining the Dark Side!!”  #NotAllSithLordshttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd7.jpgSWFACD7“Can’t we get at least get shields or something!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd6.jpgSWFACD6“I’d give this planet… three minutes tops before collapsing.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd5.jpgSWFACD5“We’re just a well-regulated militia!  HONEST!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd4.jpgSWFACD4“This Imperial Cruiser was sacrificed to secure this patch of dirt.  For generations to come, it shall be known as… Cruiser Ditch!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/swfacd3.jpgSWFACD3What, you made room for C-3PO but not the best dress mother fucker in the galaxy!?2020-09-09T02:08:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/24/cinema-dispatch-star-trek-beyond/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd7.jpgSTBCD7“I’m all alone on this planet, but I know how to fix things, fly spaceships, and I’ve got this really cool stick.”     “You are SO original!”     “I know, right!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd6.jpgSTBCD6“Okay, here’s the plan.  We destroy the Federation, and then…”     …     “And then profit!”     “Wait, did you skip a step there?”     “NO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd5.jpgSTBCD5“You’ve been a Captain for what, four years now?”     “Yeah, but I always wanted to write instead.”     “Really?”     “No.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd4.jpgSTBCD4“Feel my Vulcan wrath!  Grr…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd3.jpgSTBCD3“How’d it go Captain?”     “Well you know what they say; whether you win or lose, what’s important is that you tried.”     “So… you failed Captain?”     “I tend to think of the glass as half full instead of half empty.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd2.jpgSTBCD2“That’s it.  Take it easy now.  No need to rush.  We’ll get where we’re going in maybe another three years.”     “Couldn’t we move a LITTLE bit faster?”     “WHOA!  When did you become a wild man?  Has Kirk been rubbing off on you?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd1.jpgSTBCD1“So what’s the plan again?”     “You forgot already?”     “Damn it Spock!  I’m a doctor, not a-”     “Alright fine!  I’ll explain it again!”     “Is he always like this?”     “All the time.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/stbcd0.jpgSTBCD02020-09-09T02:07:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/12/cinema-dispatch-spider-man-far-from-home/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/smffhcd5.jpgSMFFHCD5“You know what they say!  Every time a Marvel stinger shows its head, we all get six more weeks of comic history articles!”     “At least it’s not another Thanos think piece.”     “Hashtag Thanos was right.”     “Flash?  Can you not?  Okay?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/smffhcd4.jpgSMFFHCD4Did Thanos have a fish bowl for a head?  I DIDN’T THINK SO!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/smffhcd3.jpgSMFFHCD3“I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative.”     “Wow, I’ve never heard that one before.”     “Is that REALLY what you want to say to the man with the gun?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/smffhcd2.jpgSMFFHCD2“RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/smffhcd1.jpgSMFFHCD1“So what’s it like having already done this already?  When you look back on what you’ve accomplished, was it worth the years of sacrifice?”     “What?  No, that wasn’t… I’M NOT TOBEY MAGUIRE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/smffhcd0.jpgSMFFHCD02020-09-09T02:06:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/23/cinema-dispatch-split/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/splitcd5.jpgsplitcd5You wouldn’t like Kevin when he’s angry!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/splitcd4.jpgsplitcd4I don’t know about you, but I think that shawl is a good look for him!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/splitcd3.jpgsplitcd3You see?  If you had just bolted the door shut in the first place…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/splitcd2.jpgsplitcd2“Why is this the last page of the script?  Is he trying to tell us something?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/splitcd1.jpgsplitcd1“Did Igor bring you here so we can work on our experiments?  I mean, I prefer the bodies to be cold BEFORE I bring them back to life, but I can work with this.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/splitcd0.jpgsplitcd02020-09-09T02:05:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/11/cinema-dispatch-spectre/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd9.jpgSPECTRECD9“I’m not gonna fight anymore!”     “Why?”     “Because…”     “Okay… do you want a ride?”     “NOPE!!  I’ll just walk down this street.”     “YOU DON’T EVEN LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd8.jpgSPECTRECD8“Just let this pleasant German accent lull you into a false sense of security before I start the lobotomy.”     “The what?”     “NOTHING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd7.jpgSPECTRECD7“Aren’t you the guy we’re looking for?”     “Uh… no?”     “Okay.  Just asking.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd6.jpgSPECTRECD6“DON’T SHOOT HIM!!  IT WILL ONLY MAKE HIM STRONGER!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd5.jpgSPECTRECD5“So you called me in here to drink and fuck?  Alright.  At least it’s better than The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd4.jpgSPECTRECD4Can you feel the emotional depths to which James will be forced to reach while he’s wasting mother fuckers!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd3.jpgSPECTRECD3“EVERYONE STAY CALM!!  I AM AN OFFICIAL SPY!!  Wait…  I MEAN, I’M NO ONE!!  Uh…  I’M JUST A CRAZY ICE CREAM MAN!!!!  WHO WANTS A FUDGSICLE!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd2.jpgSPECTRECD2“Look lady, the longer you take to come with me on this journey, the longer I have to stay in this god damn series.  I will shoot you in the leg if I have to.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd1.jpgSPECTRECD1“RUNNING!  RUNNING!  RUNNING!  RUNNING!!!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectrecd0.jpgSPECTRECD02020-09-09T02:05:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/25/cinema-dispatch-spider-man-into-the-spider-verse/2020-09-09T02:04:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/08/cinema-dispatch-spider-man-homecoming/2020-09-09T02:04:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/08/cinema-dispatch-southside-with-you/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/swycd6.jpgswycd6“He’s so dreamy!”     “And presidential!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/swycd5.jpgswycd5“Our founders made it so that democracy is a slow and difficult process, and that’s for the best.”     “Amen!”     “Also, we’ll have flying robots in the future that can kill LOTS of Middle Eastern people!”     “Wait, what?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/swycd4.jpgswycd4“Is that a…”     “It’s a penis.”     “It’s TOTALLY a penis, right!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/swycd3.jpgswycd3The movie doesn’t come out and tell you what the names are there for… but you can probably take an educated guess.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/swycd2.jpgswycd2And if that’s not enough, there’s pie!  Who doesn’t love pie!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/swycd1.jpgswycd1“Uh… Have you played Super Mario Bros?”     “Super what now?” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/swycd0.jpgswycd02020-09-09T02:03:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/18/cinema-dispatch-sorry-to-bother-you/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/stbycd51.jpgSTBYCD5Because… Capitalism?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/stbycd4.jpgSTBYCD4“I was not expecting this, but whatever it takes to make a sale.”     “Hey, as long as you’re cool, I’m cool.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/stbycd3.jpgSTBYCD3“If I had a third ear, it would say THE RICH.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/stbycd2.jpgSTBYCD2“Uh… sorry to bother you ma’am.  Is this a good time?”     “Of course!  Why wouldn’t it be?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/stbycd1.jpgSTBYCD1“For plot summary and cast list, press 1.  For thematic elements and symbolism, press 2.  If you still haven’t come to terms with the horrors of Late Stage Capitalism, please stay on the line.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/stbycd0.jpgSTBYCD02020-09-09T02:02:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/18/cinema-dispatch-sonic-the-hedgehog/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sthcd5.jpgSTHCD5See if he was from GUN, this scene would make MUCH more sense!  I mean… it wouldn’t have made LESS sense…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sthcd4.jpgSTHCD4“No one knows what it’s like… to be a sad Hedgehog…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sthcd3.jpgSTHCD3“If I win, we’re best friends.”     “No.”     “If I win, you let me drive.”     “No.”     “If I win, you buy me a chili dog.”     “Maybe.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sthcd2.jpgSTHCD2“I get paid more money in a week than you make all year just by playing with this thing!”     “You sure do!  It’d be nice if you didn’t have to remind me every five seconds.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sthcd1.jpgSTHCD1“AM I PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW!?  WILL YOU FINALLY PUT A RING ON IT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sthcd0.jpgSTHCD02020-09-09T02:02:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/05/28/cinema-dispatch-solo-a-star-wars-story/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/solocd5.jpgSOLOCD5How the hell do you get Thandie Newton and then WASTE her like this!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/solocd4.jpgSOLOCD4“What, see something you LIKE, meat bag!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/solocd3.jpgSOLOCD3If this doesn’t work out, Lando is going to be VERY disappointed.  Do YOU want to disappoint Lando!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/solocd2.jpgSOLOCD2“Who shot first now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/solocd1.jpgSOLOCD1THE SECRETS OF STAR WARS YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/solocd0.jpgSOLOCD02020-09-09T02:01:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/22/cinema-dispatch-snowden/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/snowdencd5.jpgsnowdencd5“Say cheese!”     “DON’T TAKE MY PICTURE!”     “Why not?”     “Uh… I’m camera shy?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/snowdencd4.jpgsnowdencd4Why would the NSA need a face wall?  Who the hell thought they should take interior design tips FROM THE EMPIRE!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/snowdencd3.jpgsnowdencd3“Would you fuck me?  I’d fuck me.  I’d fuck me harder than the US government is fucking the fourth amendment.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/snowdencd2.jpgsnowdencd2And do those movies have Nicolas FUCKING Cage in them!?  I didn’t think so!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/snowdencd1.jpgsnowdencd1Chances are he’ll lose his freaking mind at some point.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/snowdencd0.jpgsnowdencd02020-09-09T02:00:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/20/cinema-dispatch-snatched/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/snatchedcd6.jpgSNATCHEDCD6“What does Gank mean?”     “It means you need to provide backup to one of your teammates and kill their opponent!”     “Well that seems awfully violent!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/snatchedcd5.jpgSNATCHEDCD5“Oh hi!  I didn’t see you come in!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/snatchedcd4.jpgSNATCHEDCD4“That was pretty darn easy!”     “I know, right?  We should TOTALLY get jobs as super spies!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/snatchedcd3.jpgSNATCHEDCD3“Mom, why are you handing me a box of foreshadowing?”     “You might need it later!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/snatchedcd2.jpgSNATCHEDCD2They’re still working on that female Expendables movie, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/snatchedcd1.jpgSNATCHEDCD1“I saw Taken.  If we just keep our heads down and don’t rock the boat, someone will come and save us.”     Mom, our Liam Neeson is your thirty year old son who can’t even face the neighborhood dog.  We are screwed!”     “Now why do you have to talk about your brother that way?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/snatchedcd0.jpgSNATCHEDCD02020-09-09T01:59:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/04/11/cinema-dispatch-smurfs-the-lost-village/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd71.jpgSMURFSCD7Maybe the next one will be figuring out who’s gonna be head Smurf!  Game of Tiny Blue Thrones!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd61.jpgSMURFSCD6Wait, wasn’t Vanity Smurf the one with the flower!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd51.jpgSMURFSCD5The future Liberals want.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd41.jpgSMURFSCD4Ugh… the LAST thing we want is for Dwight to get magic powers.  Did you see what happened when he was a super hero!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd31.jpgSMURFSCD3“I keep having this dream with Doogie Howser in it.  No matter how much I scream… I can’t wake up.”     “Wow.  That’s pretty smurfed up.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd21.jpgSMURFSCD2At least they blow shit up real good!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd11.jpgSMURFSCD1It’s the Hannah-Barbarra Cinematic Universe!  WE KNEW IT WAS COMING SOONER OR LATER!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/smurfscd01.jpgSMURFSCD02020-09-09T01:59:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/11/cinema-dispatch-sleight/2020-09-09T01:58:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/13/cinema-dispatch-slender-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slendermancd5.jpgSLENDERMANCD5WHAT HIGH SCHOOL TAKES A FIELD TRIP TO A LOCAL GRAVEYARD!?  What, was THE MORGUE booked up!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slendermancd4.jpgSLENDERMANCD4“Holy Crap!  What kind of foul monstrosities has Slender Man put on this computer!?”     “Yeah, uh… I don’t think Slender Man put those vides on here.”     “Oh.  Wait why-”     “Look, don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.  To each their own, alright?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slendermancd3.jpgSLENDERMANCD3“Number thirty-five.  You’re Demonic Possession is ready!”     “I’m pretty sure I’m thirty-seven!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slendermancd2.jpgSLENDERMANCD2It’s one thing for your movie to have bad Photoshop.  It’s another entirely to INTENTIONALLY make bad Photoshop because of a meme and THEN expect people to find it creepy in your crappy horror movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slendermancd1.jpgSLENDERMANCD1“WHO THE HECK TOOK ALL OF MY SCREEN TIME!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/slendermancd0.jpgSLENDERMANCD02020-09-09T01:57:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/14/cinema-dispatch-skyscraper/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/skyscrapercd5.jpgSKYSCRAPERCD5Jesus Christ WWE Superstar?  I’ve heard WORSE ideas!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/skyscrapercd4.jpgSKYSCRAPERCD4“The only way out of this is to give him the smolder…”     “NO!  MY ONE WEAKNESS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/skyscrapercd3.jpgSKYSCRAPERCD3There is no way ANY part of this building can support his big ass.  Hell, I’m surprised he doesn’t just crash through the floor!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/skyscrapercd2.jpgSKYSCRAPERCD2And that book… is PAIN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/skyscrapercd1.jpgSKYSCRAPERCD1FLAP YOUR GIANT MUSCULAR ARMS, DWAYNE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/skyscrapercd0.jpgSKYSCRAPERCD02020-09-09T01:56:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/27/cinema-dispatch-sing/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/singcd7.jpgsingcd7I’m so glad we stopped the movie completely for five minutes of this!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/singcd6.jpgsingcd6“This is a piece we like to call ‘Domestic Revolt’.  I will now proceed to beat the hell out of this washing machine.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/singcd5.jpgsingcd5“Daddy, why did you eat my fries?  I bought them, and they were mine!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/singcd4.jpgsingcd4“Ted 2 was a masterpiece on par with Caddyshack and Wholly Moses!”     “Whatever you say man!  Family Guy is still funny too, by the way.”     “YOU DAMN RIGHT IT IS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/singcd3.jpgsingcd3Oh he’ll be fine!  Colin Firth will find him and get him a real job!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/singcd2.jpgsingcd2“I think the audience will really go for Puke Death if I turn it into a trap tack.”2020-09-09T01:55:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/05/cinema-dispatch-sicario/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sicariocd6.jpgSICARIOCD6Seriously!  This dude can get an award for filming paint drying, and he’d TOTALLY deserve it!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sicariocd5.jpgSICARIOCD5“So you think you like this movie?”     “Oh yeah!  It’s SO GOOD!!”     “Well what if I do THIS!!  Do you still like it?”     “Uh… yeah?”     “Well what if I do THIS!?!?”     “I mean… not as much.”     “What about NOW!?!?”     “Alright!  Stop doing those inexplicable things just to turn me against you!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sicariocd4.jpgSICARIOCD4“Do you hate me yet?”     “Nope.”     “Oh I’ll make sure to fix that!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sicariocd3.jpgSICARIOCD3“Alejandro?  Is that you?”     “Uh… no?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sicariocd2.jpgSICARIOCD2“What we’re doing is going to stop the Cartel, right?”     “Oh yeah.  That’s uh… totally what we’re doing.  And we might… (mumble mumble mumble).”     “What was that?”     “Nothing!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sicariocd1.jpgSICARIOCD1“Maybe we shouldn’t be rolling into foreign countries to take their citizens while carrying high powered weaponry.  Then again, SCREW THESE CARTEL ASSHOLES!!  BANG BANG BANG!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sicariocd0.jpgSICARIOCD02020-09-09T01:55:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/07/cinema-dispatch-sicario-day-of-the-soldado/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sdotscd5.jpgSDOTSCD5“Sigh… how much are they paying me?  Alright.  If this franchise is gonna spiral into utter nonsense, I might as well get a new house out of it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sdotscd4.jpgSDOTSCD4“Steady, men!  If we win this day, this patch of dirt will be OURS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sdotscd3.jpgSDOTSCD3“Does this TRIGGER you, SNOWFLAKE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sdotscd2.jpgSDOTSCD2“If you REALLY want to secure the border, I’d like to run something by you.  Have you ever heard of Infinity Stones?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sdotscd1.jpgSDOTSCD1“BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sdotscd0.jpgSDOTSCD02020-09-09T01:54:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/01/30/cinema-dispatch-serenity/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/serenitycd5.jpgserenitycd5“After all the bloodshed and turmoil, I learned definitely that eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away.  If only I knew that in my younger days; none of this would have happened…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/serenitycd4.jpgserenitycd4“No, I know what it is!  They’re trying to stick me in another Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie!  WELL WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/serenitycd3.jpgserenitycd3“Look, I’m WAY behind on my Baby Dolphin Stabbing quota, so can we just hurry this along already?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/serenitycd2.jpgserenitycd2“Please tell me I didn’t just sign up for a Dark Tower sequel…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/serenitycd1.jpgserenitycd1“ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/serenitycd0.jpgserenitycd02020-09-09T01:53:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/21/cinema-dispatch-shin-godzilla/2020-09-09T01:53:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/13/cinema-dispatch-shut-in/2020-09-09T01:52:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/04/09/cinema-dispatch-shazam/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shazamcd5.jpgSHAZAMCD5This guy should TOTALLY play Colonel Klink!  On second thought… let’s NOT do the wacky Nazi movie right now…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shazamcd4.jpgSHAZAMCD4“And with this you’re a super hero and I’m on vacation!”     “Wait, you’re not gonna teach me!?”     “I’ll leave a forwarding address with my secretary.”     “What secretary!?”     *POOF*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shazamcd3.jpgSHAZAMCD3“SAVE ME BEN AFFLECK!  USE YOUR BOSTON MAGIC TO PROTECT ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shazamcd2.jpgSHAZAMCD2He’s not only the hero DC deserves, but the one it DESPERATELY needs right now!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shazamcd1.jpgSHAZAMCD1“Free drinks are part of the superhero tax!  I don’t make up the rules!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shazamcd0.jpgSHAZAMCD02020-09-09T01:52:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/07/11/cinema-dispatch-selfless/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl7.jpgSL7So… can we get a sequel to The Fall yet?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl6.jpgSL6Columns?  In a New York apartment?  Oh, and an indoor fountain.  We’ve GOTTA have that!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl5.jpgSL5“Any thoughts on the fact that you’ve just been ripped away from the only home you’ve ever known?”     “Daddy!”     “Yes, I know I’m daddy sweetie, but do you want to talk about what’s going on?”     “Daddy!”     “Ok… well at least I tried.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl4.jpgSL4They’re not even GOOD at it!  They can’t stop one dude who used to be an architect!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl3.jpgSL3“Come visit New Orleans!  All our pickup basketball games come with a complementary jazz band!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl2.jpgSL2“Just ten more minutes and then we’ll inject you with all sorts of immunosuppressant drugs!  Immortality’s a bitch, huh?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl1.jpgSL1“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ANY OF THIS!?!?”     “Why didn’t you check the FAQs page on the website!?  We put it up there for a reason!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sl0.jpgSL02020-09-09T01:50:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/30/cinema-dispatch-secret-in-their-eyes/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sitecd6.jpgSITECD6“That’s right, I robbed the bank!  But you missed something!”     “What’s that?”     “I was wearing a SWEATER at the time!”     “MY GOD!!  THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sitecd5.jpgSITECD5“Tell me about the lambs Clarice.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sitecd4.jpgSITECD4“You did it, alright?  Just admit it!!”     “No comment.”     “Shit!  That’s all I had.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sitecd3.jpgSITECD3“Maybe I can get a cameo in Better Call Saul if I beg them hard enough…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sitecd2.jpgSITECD2I can’t help but think your time would be better spent watching internet porn.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sitecd1.jpgSITECD1“You guys must REALLY suck if you can’t even get ME arrested.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sitecd0.jpgSITECD02020-09-09T01:50:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/04/cinema-dispatch-searching/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/searchingcd5.jpgSEARCHINGCD5“If I ever go missing, chances are I’m-”     *click*     “Wait, did my service just run out!?  DAMN YOU, ANTI-NET NEUTRALITY LAWS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/searchingcd4.jpgSEARCHINGCD4“For missing daughters between the age of seven and fifteen, press one .  For all other inquiries, hang up the phone and call someone else.”     “I am NOT giving them five out of five on the survey.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/searchingcd3.jpgSEARCHINGCD3If they REALLY wanted to build tension, they would have used that awesome Maze screensaver!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/searchingcd2.jpgSEARCHINGCD2“Okay, so this is… Lunch Eating Simulator?  …  I… I just can’t with this anymore…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/searchingcd1.jpgSEARCHINGCD1It was WinRAR!  This is its revenge for never actually buying it!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/searchingcd0.jpgSEARCHINGCD02020-09-09T01:49:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/22/cinema-dispatch-scoob/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/scoobcd5.jpgSCOOBCD5“So… You kids like… movies?”     “WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/scoobcd4.jpgSCOOBCD4“Wouldn’t it be funny if I said how unfunny we are?”     “No, not really.”     “But then wouldn’t THAT be funny; that our self-awareness isn’t funny?”     “Still no.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/scoobcd3.jpgSCOOBCD3Dame, Sir, and Dame Not Appearing In This Filmhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/scoobcd2.jpgSCOOBCD2“What, that’s it?   THIS ISN’T GONNA WORK!”     “It’s all we can afford, chief.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/scoobcd1.jpgSCOOBCD1“He’s my best friend Scooby, and he likes fried Scooby snacks on a stick!”     “HA HA!  Treats on dowels…”     “Was… was that a joke or something?”     “You’ll understand when you’re older, sport.”     “Okay, boomer.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/scoobcd0.jpgSCOOBCD02020-09-09T01:49:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/13/cinema-dispatch-sausage-party/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd7.jpgSPCD7“Say uncle!”     “UNCLE!!”     “Not good enough.  I didn’t really FEEL the terror in your voice when you said that.  You wanna give it another shot?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd6.jpgSPCD6I mean… he doesn’t HAVE legs, but whatever!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd5.jpgSPCD5Oh and Salma Hayek is a lesbian taco because… I don’t know, a box of tampons sponsored by Ellen DeGeneres wearing a sombrero would have been too obvious?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd4.jpgSPCD4“YOU STILL LOOK SO DELICIOUS!!”     “THAT’S REALLY FUCKED UP!!”     “I KNOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd3.jpgSPCD3“Wait, so THIS is what it’s like being woke?  Holy shit!  Things SUCK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd2.jpgSPCD2See, NOW it makes sense.  Everyone was high when writing this.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd1.jpgSPCD1Oh, you know… probably nothing good.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/spcd0.jpgSPCD02020-09-09T01:47:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/05/31/cinema-dispatch-san-andreas/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sa6.jpgSA6“Should we be doing something?”     “What, and get in the way of The Rock’s limelight!?  I DON’T THINK SO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sa5.jpgSA5Come on!  This dude was Mr. Fantastic in two of the worst Super Hero movies of all time!  HASN’T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sa4.jpgSA4“You wanna talk about it?”     “Nah.  There might be an action scene up ahead.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sa3.jpgSA3“The San Andreas fault ain’t got SHIT on ME!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sa2.jpgSA2Free tip for anyone else who wants to make an earthquake movie.  Shoot from the ground up.  Falling debris is scary as hell.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sa1.jpgSA1And we did SUCH a good job preparing for it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sa0.jpgSA02020-09-09T01:47:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/02/24/cinema-dispatch-samson/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/samsoncd5.jpgSAMSONCD5“NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY CUCKED, I AM THE TRUE ALPHA!!”     “Well that seems a bit harsh.”     “TRIGGERED, MUCH!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/samsoncd4.jpgSAMSONCD4I REALLY don’t want to see this dude’s Wicked Weaves…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/samsoncd3.jpgSAMSONCD3Well now WHO’S gonna clean up this mess!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/samsoncd2.jpgSAMSONCD2Aurora Borealis!?  At THIS time of year!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/samsoncd1.jpgSAMSONCD1“I HAVE THE POWEEEEEERRRR!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/samsoncd0.jpgSAMSONCD02020-09-09T01:46:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/03/cinema-dispatch-rules-dont-apply/2020-09-09T01:38:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/17/cinema-dispatch-rough-night/2020-09-09T01:37:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/23/cinema-dispatch-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story/2020-09-09T01:37:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/06/cinema-dispatch-rocket-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/rocketmancd5.pngROCKETMANCD5“I’m just… really hurting right now, and I was hoping you could write a song about it?”     “Sure thing, buddy.”     “Thanks.  Make it a good one!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/rocketmancd4.pngROCKETMANCD4I feel very seen right now…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/rocketmancd3.pngROCKETMANCD3“More sequins, darn it!  We’re trying to make art here!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/rocketmancd2.pngROCKETMANCD2Boy, did Fox back the wrong horse, or what!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/rocketmancd1.pngROCKETMANCD1Wait, are the Jets in Bennie and the Jets actually JET PACKS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/rocketmancd0.pngROCKETMANCD02020-09-09T01:36:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/25/cinema-dispatch-robin-hood/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/robinhoodcd5.jpgROBINHOODCD5“GREEN LIVES MATTER!”     “You’re not even wearing green!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/robinhoodcd4.jpgROBINHOODCD4“I love the smell of napalm in the morning!  It smells like… YOLO!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/robinhoodcd3.jpgROBINHOODCD3“Perhaps The Hood is closer than you think!”     “Is it you!?  Are you The Hood!?”     “What!?  NO!  Of course not!  How ridiculous!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/robinhoodcd2.jpgROBINHOODCD2You’re not gonna turn into a Soul Calibur villain at the end, are you?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/robinhoodcd1.jpgROBINHOODCD1“OH MY GOD!  ARE YOU GREEN ARROW!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/robinhoodcd0.jpgROBINHOODCD02020-09-09T01:31:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/26/cinema-dispatch-rock-dog/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rockdogcd5.jpgrockdogcd5“You ever have to fish your drummer’s dime bag out of a shit filled toilet just so the bloody lunatic would go onstage?”     “Why would he want a bag full of dimes?  Were they his LUCKY dimes?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rockdogcd4.jpgrockdogcd4What, was ACME having a clearance sale?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rockdogcd3.jpgrockdogcd3PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU’RE DOING, YOU IDIOT!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rockdogcd2.jpgrockdogcd2It might have been better if it really was just watching a dog listen to the radio.  Wait a minute… isn’t that the premise of Pontypool?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rockdogcd1.jpgrockdogcd1“Look, I’ve just downed two bottles of tequila and chased it with an irresponsible amount of Chimichangas, so I expect you to do a lot of the heavy lifting here, alright?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rockdogcd0.jpgrockdogcd02020-09-09T01:31:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/21/cinema-dispatch-risen/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd7.jpgRISENCD7“So if we kill you, you’ll just come back to life, right?”     “Eh… It’s a bit more complicated than that.”     “You don’t really know, do you?”     “What!?  I totally do!  I uh… I just don’t think your puny mind can handle it!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd6.jpgRISENCD6“We must flee from these orcs as quickly as possible!”     “DUDE!  NOT cool!  Just because they’re Romans doesn’t mean we have to use slurs!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd5.jpgRISENCD5“Can we hurry this up?  We’re needed as extras on that Spartacus show.”     “That got canceled three years ago.”     “WHAT!?  My agent is SO fired!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd4.jpgRISENCD4“Good bye my friends!  Go forth and spread my message to the world!”     *BOOM*     “HOLY SHIT!!  Did he step on a land mine or something!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd3.jpgRISENCD3“On the one hand, it’s cheap and boring.  On the other hand, it’s not telling people to rise up and fight some nebulous enemy that the more extreme among them can fill with all sorts of scapegoats.  Six of one, half a dozen of the other I suppose.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd2.jpgRISENCD2“Is that the swaddling cloth?”     “It sure is!”     “WOW!!  I hear this shit’s REALLY important!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd1.jpgRISENCD1“Have you seen Jesus?  I’m trying to find him.”     “Aren’t we all?”     “Alright smartass; that’s thirty days in the stocks for you!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/risencd0.jpgRISENCD02020-09-09T01:29:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/09/cinema-dispatch-rings/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ringscd5.jpgringscd5Where the hell did she even FIND a landline phone in this movie!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ringscd4.jpgringscd4While Sheldon’s in critically acclaimed biopics, you’re stuck doing this shit.  Good job!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ringscd3.jpgringscd3For all we know, they could have shot this before he played Kingpin!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ringscd2.jpgringscd2DON’T CLICK THAT!  THIS IS HOW THEY STEAL YOUR CREDIT CARD!!2020-09-09T01:29:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/02/cinema-dispatch-resident-evil-the-final-chapter/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retfccd6.jpgretfccd6Maybe she’s reading it upside down and actually has FIFTY minutes!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retfccd5.jpgretfccd5Wait… Lord Zeed?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retfccd4.jpgretfccd4Don’t get her angry!  You wouldn’t like Jovovich when she’s angry!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retfccd3.jpgretfccd3Where did they get the gas for those?  How long can those zombies run without getting tired!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retfccd2.jpgretfccd2All of our favorite characters!  Alice, Clare… that guy… the other guy…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retfccd1.jpgretfccd1Practical?  Not really.   Awesome?  ABSOLUTELY!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/retfccd0.jpgretfccd02020-09-09T01:28:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/31/cinema-dispatch-ready-player-one/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rp1cd5.jpgRP1CD5“SUPERMAN, MO FO!!  GET REKT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rp1cd4.jpgRP1CD4“WHY WERE THESE BUILT TO CAUSE PAIN!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rp1cd3.jpgRP1CD3“This secret code when released, will give you great relief-“     “It’s the Konami Code.”     “What!?  Uh… NO!  IT’S SOMETHING ELSE!  SHUT UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rp1cd2.jpgRP1CD2“The ICONIC DeLorean can be yours TOO if you buy eighty-five loot creates for $3.99 each!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rp1cd1.jpgRP1CD1“You are the one!”     “YEAAAAH-“     “Now just pay $4.99 to see the TRUE ending.”     “WHAT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rp1cd0.jpgRP1CD02020-09-09T01:27:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/24/cinema-dispatch-ready-or-not/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/roncd5.jpgRONCD5“I guess you had to be there to find it funny!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/roncd4.jpgRONCD4“I don’t think this show is REALLY about how to get away with murder…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/roncd3.jpgRONCD3THAT’S a heck of an attitude right there!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/roncd2.jpgRONCD2“I wanted to play Boggle, BUT NOOOOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/roncd1.jpgRONCD1“Why is it so red?  I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE!”     “I swear, if you make that joke ONE MORE TIME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/roncd0.jpgRONCD02020-09-09T01:26:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/07/cinema-dispatch-red-sparrow/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/redsparrowcd5.jpgREDSPARROWCD5OF COURSE the Russians are evil!  They hired Jeremy Irons!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/redsparrowcd4.jpgREDSPARROWCD4Because ANYONE who knows ANYTHING about sex will tell you to learn from porn?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/redsparrowcd3.jpgREDSPARROWCD3“Do you like… sand?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/redsparrowcd2.jpgREDSPARROWCD2CHARLOTTE RAMPLING!?  First Assassin’s Creed, and now THIS!? https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/redsparrowcd1.jpgREDSPARROWCD1“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to shoot these puppies out of a canon and straight into the sun.”     “I have a choice?”     “Sure you do!  Either follow all of my orders or I’ll burn your house down!”     “I think that’s called an ultimatum.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/redsparrowcd0.jpgREDSPARROWCD02020-09-09T01:25:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/04/cinema-dispatch-ratchet-clank/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/randccd7.jpgRANDCCD7“Who wants to pound some space brewskies and go to a space strip club?  You’re buying!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/randccd6.jpgRANDCCD6I oughta break a broom handle off in this movie’s ass.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/randccd5.jpgRANDCCD5You’re not the worst thing in this movie.  Congrats…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/randccd4.jpgRANDCCD4“It was an honor to work with you Ratchet.”     “You too… buddy.”     “You don’t know my name, do you?”     “I’m drawing a total blank.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/randccd3.jpgRANDCCD3“I’m the hero!  Worship me!”2020-09-09T01:25:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/15/cinema-dispatch-rampage/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rampagecd5.jpgRAMPAGECD5“Okay, George!  Have you ever heard of the Rock 'n' Sock Combination?”     “RAAAHHHHH!!”     “You’re right.  We should probably follow YOUR lead.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rampagecd4.jpgRAMPAGECD4HE’S JUST SO CUTE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rampagecd3.jpgRAMPAGECD3“I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE FLOWN HIGHER!”     “Did you?  Did you REALLY!?  You KNEW that a giant wolf was gonna knock us out of the sky?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rampagecd2.jpgRAMPAGECD2Not you though, Mr. Johnson.  I’d never even THINK of doing that to you!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rampagecd1.jpgRAMPAGECD1HE LOOKS SO TINY NOW!  HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rampagecd0.jpgRAMPAGECD02020-09-09T01:25:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/09/20/cinema-dispatch-rambo-last-blood/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rambolbcd5.pngRAMBOLBCD5Meh.  John Wick did it better.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rambolbcd4.pngRAMBOLBCD4Captain America is gone for five months and look what happens!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rambolbcd3.pngRAMBOLBCD3All those guns and they don’t even have a second amendment!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rambolbcd2.pngRAMBOLBCD2You think YOU’RE mad?  I’M the one who had to sit through this!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rambolbcd1.pngRAMBOLBCD1“Geez… I’m gonna have to do five more Creed films to make up for this one…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/rambolbcd0.pngRAMBOLBCD02020-09-09T01:23:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/27/cinema-dispatch-ralph-breaks-the-internet/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/rbticd5.jpgRBTICD5“Halt!  You are not authorized to finish this movie without at least eight more explosions!”     “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/rbticd4.jpgRBTICD4“Everybody say ‘YAS QUEEN!’”     “Wait, our mothers are here!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/rbticd3.jpgRBTICD3“If anything happens, we still have an extra life.”     “Are you sure that’s how it works?”     “Of course I am!  I saw it in a movie!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/rbticd2.jpgRBTICD2Let’s hope the next one is a spin-off for these two.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/rbticd1.jpgRBTICD1“Wow!  Look at all this cool stuff!”     “I know, right!?”     “Wait, what’s that over there?  Did someone just call it a Pepe?”     “Yeah… maybe we should avoid that area.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/rbticd0.jpgRBTICD02020-09-09T01:23:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/21/cinema-dispatch-race/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/racecd6.jpgRACECD6“The Nazis are gonna LOVE this movie!”     “I don’t think they’re too keen to see a black guy win.”     “THEY WILL LOVE IT BECAUSE I SAY THEY WILL LOVE IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/racecd5.jpgRACECD5“Yo Wiener Schnitzel!  Check this shit out!  Why don’t you go back to your Charlie Chaplin lookin’ head of state and cry about it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/racecd4.jpgRACECD4“Wow, this is a big stadium…  NO!  FOCUS!  Do not puke right now or else the Nazis win.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/racecd3.jpgRACECD3Anyone else notice that Jason Sudeikis looks JUST like Jordan Klepper?  I swear I thought it was the latter for the first twenty minutes.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/racecd2.jpgRACECD2“U Mad Nazi Bro?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/racecd1.jpgRACECD1“AMERICA!!  FUCK YEAH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/racecd0.jpgRACECD02020-09-09T01:22:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/12/07/cinema-dispatch-queen-slim/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/qascd5.jpgQASCD5“Are we there yet?”     “No.”     “Are we there yet?”     “No.”     “Are we there yet?”     “NO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/qascd4.jpgQASCD4Can we nominate this for the Scariest Found Footage Oscar?  What, that’s not a thing yet?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/qascd3.jpgQASCD3“Wakanda Forever.”     “Not quite, dad.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/qascd2.jpgQASCD2“Breaking the law!  Breaking the law!”     “Judas Priest?  Really?”     “Let me cope!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/qascd1.jpgQASCD1“I had to kill four white people for my freedom already, and now I have to deal with THIS!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/qascd0.jpgQASCD02020-09-09T01:21:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/01/15/cinema-dispatch-proud-mary/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/proudmarycd5.jpgPROUDMARYCD5BANG!  BANG!  BANG!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/proudmarycd4.jpgPROUDMARYCD4“I’m… not gonna say the line.  Nope.  Never again after Death at a Funeral…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/proudmarycd3.jpgPROUDMARYCD3“Can I watch Pulp Fiction?”     “No.  That shit is too violent for you.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/proudmarycd2.jpgPROUDMARYCD2“If Charlize Theron can pull it off, so can I!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/proudmarycd1.jpgPROUDMARYCD1“This is what you get for snubbing Hidden Figures at the Oscars!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/proudmarycd0.jpgPROUDMARYCD02020-09-09T01:19:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/15/cinema-dispatch-professor-marston-and-the-wonder-women/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pmatwwcd5.jpgPMATWWCD5The guy CLEARLY knew where Marston was coming from which is… kind of impressive!  How many people could REALLY unbox that much baggage and faithfully render it on the page?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pmatwwcd4.jpgPMATWWCD4They just look so happy together!  Who would want to break that up!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pmatwwcd3.jpgPMATWWCD3She’s got MY vote!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pmatwwcd2.jpgPMATWWCD2“Only about half of this makes any sense.”     “Yeah, but it’s got strong independent women and bondage!  That stuff sells itself!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pmatwwcd1.jpgPMATWWCD1“The safe word is Themyscira.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pmatwwcd0.jpgPMATWWCD02020-09-09T01:18:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/10/cinema-dispatch-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ppzcd61.jpgPPZCD6“Do you have any hand sanitizer?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ppzcd51.jpgPPZCD5“I reject your marriage proposal with a ROUND HOUSE KICK; as is our custom.”     “You wound me Ms. Bennet.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ppzcd41.jpgPPZCD4#ZombieLivesMatterhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ppzcd31.jpgPPZCD3“You know what Pride and Prejudice needs?”     “Are you about to say explosions?”     “I was just about to say explosions.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ppzcd21.jpgPPZCD2Upskirt shots!? In a movie based on a respectable novel!? HOW ABSURD!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ppzcd1.jpgPPZCD1“Look!  Another dead horse!”     “GET HIM!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ppzcd0.jpgPPZCD02020-09-09T01:18:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/24/cinema-dispatch-power-rangers/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/powerrangerscd6.jpgPOWERRANGERSCD6The Megazord and Goldar both had faces before!  WHY DON’T THEY HAVE FACES NOW!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/powerrangerscd5.jpgPOWERRANGERSCD5“My parents aren’t too happy about me coming out to them.”     “Oh, I TOTALLY know what that’s like!  A few weeks ago, I did something stupid of my own free will and lost my chance at a scholarship.”     “Wow!  I guess we really ARE all screw ups!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/powerrangerscd4.jpgPOWERRANGERSCD4Dad beard!  Take a shot!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/powerrangerscd3.jpgPOWERRANGERSCD3So… is that supposed to be neck armor or something?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/powerrangerscd2.jpgPOWERRANGERSCD2THOSE AREN’T POWER RANGER SUITS!  THEY LOOK LIKE THE ONES FROM DEAD SPACE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/powerrangerscd1.jpgPOWERRANGERSCD1Hey, I’m pretty sure drugs are the only thing to make this even REMOTELY resemble Power Rangers.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/powerrangerscd0.jpgPOWERRANGERSCD02020-09-09T01:17:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/08/cinema-dispatch-popstar-never-stop-never-stopping/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/popstarcd6.jpgPOPSTARCD6“You think I can get a spin-off from this?”     “Dude, comedy sequels are bad enough as it is, and you want to try making a comedy SPIN-OFF!?  Go and ask Steve Carrel how well THAT works out.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/popstarcd5.jpgPOPSTARCD5I hope Rolling Stone got well paid for this at least.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/popstarcd4.jpgPOPSTARCD4“Eek!  A penis!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/popstarcd3.jpgPOPSTARCD3Really dude?  Of all the people to have a hologram of?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/popstarcd2.jpgPOPSTARCD2“You see?  THAT’S how you tell a joke, am I right?”     “You so right Andy!  I’m in STITCHES over here!  You cra-cra!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/popstarcd1.jpgPOPSTARCD1“Would you fuck me?  I’d fuck me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/popstar0.jpgPOPSTAR02020-09-09T01:17:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/13/cinema-dispatch-pokemon-detective-pikachu/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/detectivepikachucd5.jpgDETECTIVEPIKACHUCD5“I think there’s a clue over there!”     “Yeah… whatever.  My dad’s a jerk anyway.”     “”Hey buddy, do you want some cheese with that whine?”     “I could be training to be Batman right now, but instead I’m getting ripped on by a talking rat…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/detectivepikachucd4.jpgDETECTIVEPIKACHUCD4“We’re at a coffee shop but he hasn’t gotten anything to drink.  Clearly he’s upset about his father still and is hiding his true feelings.  Perhaps it has something to do with his mother-”     “I CAN HEAR YOU!”     “He’s also easily agitated.  Very curious…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/detectivepikachucd3.jpgDETECTIVEPIKACHUCD3I mean why don’t we just go all the way with it?  You’ve heard of Turner & Hooch?  Well here’s Ken & Snubbull!  A hundred million, EASY!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/detectivepikachucd2.jpgDETECTIVEPIKACHUCD2“Disney WISHES they can buy this adorable little face!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/detectivepikachucd1.jpgDETECTIVEPIKACHUCD1“A talking Meowth?  That is SO 1999.”     “Well at least more than one person can hear him.”     “BUT DOES HE HAVE A HAT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/detectivepikachucd0.jpgDETECTIVEPIKACHUCD02020-09-09T01:16:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/28/cinema-dispatch-point-break/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd7.jpgPBCD7“Do I get a part in this movie?”     “Sort of.  Just say some shit about crystals or the ocean or something.”     “Really?  In 2015 you’re having me do this shit?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd6.jpgPBCD6#NotAllExtremeAthleteshttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd5.jpgPBCD5“WOOO!!!!  MOTHER NATURE FOR THE WIN!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd4.jpgPBCD4“I’m ready for my promotion!”     “Yeah… we need to talk…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd3.jpgPBCD3“Dude.”     “Dude?”     “Dude!”     “Duuuuuude...”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd2.jpgPBCD2Behind the scenes footage explaining what happened to the one hundred million dollar budget.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd1.jpgPBCD1“Remember when I was in the Point Break remake?  That was a dark time in my life…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pbcd0.jpgPBCD02020-09-09T01:14:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/27/cinema-dispatch-playing-with-fire/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pwfcd5.jpgPWFCD5“OH, IT’S AWFUL!!  I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!!  HOW CAN ONE PERSON PRODUCE SOMETHING SO FOUL!?”     “Look, I don’t like the scene either, but whining about the script isn’t gonna make this go any faster…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pwfcd4.jpgPWFCD4“Is it time for my five minutes of screen time?”     “Soon.  Keegan just needs about half an hour more of mugging.”     “Well he IS really good at that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pwfcd3.jpgPWFCD3“This man has an axe.  You’re argument is invalid.”     “Yup.  That checks out.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pwfcd2.jpgPWFCD2Don’t make me send John Cena after you for waving those torches around!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pwfcd1.jpgPWFCD1This is like the best fan fiction I never knew I desperately needed…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/pwfcd0.jpgPWFCD02020-09-09T01:13:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/07/26/cinema-dispatch-pixels/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels7.jpgPIXELS7WHY MUST YOU BE IN THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE!?!?  YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels6.jpgPIXELS6“Who’s the King of Kong NOW mother fucker!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels5.jpgPIXELS5“We must stop you before you can make Pac-Man 2!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels4.jpgPIXELS4Maybe I’m just a sucker for classic arcade cabinets which are ALL OVER this movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels3.jpgPIXELS3“You are so hot.”     “…”     “Can we have sex?”     “…”     “I’ll take that as a yes!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels2.jpgPIXELS2His story in this is basically finagling a threesome out of saving the world.  It’d be one thing if he was just getting some hookers, but he wants… specific women to do it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels1.jpgPIXELS1Can we get The Last Starfighter instead?  Hell, the Wing Commanders would be preferable to this.  The MOVIE version of Wing Commander.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixels0.jpgPIXELS02020-09-09T01:12:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/29/cinema-dispatch-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/2020-09-09T01:11:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/01/29/cinema-dispatch-phantom-thread/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/phantomthreadcd5.jpgPHANTOMTHREADCD5Watch as they write the script out in real time!  TRULY A TRIUMPH!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/phantomthreadcd4.jpgPHANTOMTHREADCD4AMAZING WATER POURING ACTION!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/phantomthreadcd3.jpgPHANTOMTHREADCD3“Tell me about the lambs, Alma.”     “What lambs?”     “The lamb chops at the restaurant you work at.  Are they fresh, or frozen?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/phantomthreadcd2.jpgPHANTOMTHREADCD2HOW DID YOU MISS SUCH AN OBVIOUS CHANCE TO MAKE DANIEL DAY-LEWIS A CANNIBAL!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/phantomthreadcd1.jpgPHANTOMTHREADCD1Look!  There’s a beach!  This is TOTALLY a Nicholas Sparks movie!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/phantomthreadcd0.jpgPHANTOMTHREADCD02020-09-09T01:11:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/02/15/cinema-dispatch-peter-rabbit/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/peterrabbitcd5.pngPETERRABBITCD5“THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!  YOU’RE NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!  HOW DID I GET HERE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/peterrabbitcd4.pngPETERRABBITCD4Oh look!  She’s drawing the artwork from the original books!  That’s… relevant?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/peterrabbitcd3.pngPETERRABBITCD3I don’t know, man. Conga lines have kind of been ruined for me ever since The Perfect Host.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/peterrabbitcd2.pngPETERRABBITCD2RADICAL!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/peterrabbitcd1.pngPETERRABBITCD1“Eh… what’s up, Dead Man?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/peterrabbitcd0.pngPETERRABBITCD02020-09-09T01:09:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/16/cinema-dispatch-petes-dragon/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd7.jpgPDCD7These cops are wasting their time chasing a dragon when they SHOULD be going after the Blues Brothers! https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd6.jpgPDCD6“I knew I should have grabbed some dragon turds before I left the woods!  That would have shown you all!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd5.jpgPDCD5“I figure I could sell him for a million dollars and use that money to by a bitchin’ camero!”     “Who the fuck is gonna buy a DRAGON?”     “I don’t know.  Some rich geek?” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd4.jpgPDCD4Is that a red Nintendo DS propped up on the dresser there?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd3.jpgPDCD3AWWWWW!!  But he’s so cute!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd2.jpgPDCD2“Alright Flanderinos!  Who wants a bowl of non-fat ice milk?”     “YAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd1.jpgPDCD1Pictured: me writing this reviewhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pdcd0.jpgPDCD02020-09-09T01:08:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/04/06/cinema-dispatch-pet-sematary/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/petsematarycd5.jpgPETSEMATARYCD5“Did you SEE Pet Sematary 2?”     “There’s a Pet Sematary 2?”     “Exactly, now shut up and eat your peas.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/petsematarycd4.jpgPETSEMATARYCD4IT WAS A REMAKE OF DUEL THE WHOLE TIME!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/petsematarycd3.jpgPETSEMATARYCD3“The fog machines have been running for thirty years, and no one has ever refilled the juice.  Mist… finds a way…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/petsematarycd2.jpgPETSEMATARYCD2“I am the high commander, and I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity!  PRETTY PLEASE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/petsematarycd1.jpgPETSEMATARYCD1“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. HIIIIISSSSSSS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/petsematarycd0.jpgPETSEMATARYCD02020-09-09T01:08:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/29/cinema-dispatch-passengers/2020-09-09T01:06:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/23/cinema-dispatch-parasite/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/parasitecd5.jpgPARASITECD5“Can I make out with her?”     “…I’m sorry, what?”     “Can I make out with her!”     “She’s fourteen.”     “That’s not an answer.”     “And I called dibs.”     “Still not an answer.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/parasitecd4.jpgPARASITECD4“They didn’t use coasters.”     “WHAT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/parasitecd3.jpgPARASITECD3“It’s a con artist trying to scam a wealthy family out of a few hefty paychecks, right?”     “No… it’s a picture he drew of himself.”     “Well either way I think he’s got real talent.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/parasitecd2.jpgPARASITECD2So am I, apparently…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/parasitecd1.jpgPARASITECD1No coasters!?  THE MONSTERS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/parasitecd0.jpgPARASITECD02020-09-09T01:05:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/11/cinema-dispatch-pan/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd7.jpgPANCD7“GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd6.jpgPANCD6Not quite as big as a battleship but other than that, a spitting image!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd5.jpgPANCD5I mean the Disney movie was racist as hell, but is this THAT much better?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd4.jpgPANCD4“You my boy, are THE ONE!!”     “The one what?”     “You know!  The most important person in the world!”     “Because of my necklace?”     “I fell you’re not quite grasping the concept here.”     “You think?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd3.jpgPANCD3“Have any of you been able to find the plot?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd2.jpgPANCD2“What’s that Tinkerbell?  Warner Bros wants to milk the Harry Potter cow?  And they want to use us to do it?  Wait, now I’m the savior of Neverland?  And Captain Hook is my friend?  Boy Tinkerbell!  That’s some imagination you have!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd1.jpgPANCD1“Mother Superior!  There are clowns and drag queens taking us away!!”     “GO BACK TO SLEEP GOD DAMN IT!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pancd0.jpgPANCD02020-09-09T01:04:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/25/cinema-dispatch-pacific-rim-uprising/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pacificrimuprisingcd5.jpgPACIFICRIMUPRISINGCD5Even when he’s a total jerk, it’s impossible to hate this guy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pacificrimuprisingcd4.jpgPACIFICRIMUPRISINGCD4See, this is why you make giant robots instead of atomic bombs.  CAN A NUKE DO A HOLD FIST SALUTE!?  I DIDN’T THINK SO!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pacificrimuprisingcd3.jpgPACIFICRIMUPRISINGCD3“Guys, you can’t ALL be the Green Ranger!”     “Well what about you two?  Why are there two blue rangers!?”     “Just for that, take TWENTY LAPS!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pacificrimuprisingcd2.jpgPACIFICRIMUPRISINGCD2It’s not enough that he’s a giant robot, but that he has an electric whip too!?  Just seal the deal and make the monsters half vampire!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pacificrimuprisingcd1.jpgPACIFICRIMUPRISINGCD1“IT’S MORPHING TIME!!”     “The heck it is!  No way I’m wearing spandex in this thing!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/pacificrimuprisingcd0.jpgPACIFICRIMUPRISINGCD02020-09-09T01:03:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/12/cinema-dispatch-overlord/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/overlordcd5.jpgOVERLORDCD5“Explosions!?  The zombies’ one weakens!  DAMN YOU MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/overlordcd4.jpgOVERLORDCD4“Is there something on my face!?”     “Uh…”     “IT’S A ZOMBIE JOKE!  HA HA!!”     “It is?”     “Oh well if you’re gonna be HURTFUL, then let’s just jump to the brain eating part!”     “At least I won’t have to listen to anymore jokes.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/overlordcd3.jpgOVERLORDCD3“Alright men, listen up!  If you see a Nazi, you shoot ‘em.  If you see a zombie, you shoot ‘em in the head.  If you see a werewolf… well we don’t have any silver so just try shooting ‘em and hope for the best.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/overlordcd2.jpgOVERLORDCD2“FREDDIE MERCURY’S SOLO ALBUMS DIDN’T BREAK UP THE BAND!!”     “Well there’s no reason to start a flame war over it.”     “I respectfully disagree.”     *FWOOSH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/overlordcd1.jpgOVERLORDCD1“Those aren’t zombies!  Those are Killer Klowns from outer space!  Welcome to the Killer Klown Extended Universe!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/overlordcd0.jpgOVERLORDCD02020-09-09T01:01:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/09/cinema-dispatch-our-brand-is-crisis/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/obiccd6.jpgOBICCD6“If you fight with monsters for too long, you become a monster.”     “Wait what?  What the hell does that mean?  Does that mean a cop will always become a criminal?  Do our soldiers in Iraq always turn into Al-Qaida operatives?  Do Oncologists become giant walking sacks of cancer!?  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/obiccd5.jpgOBICCD5“You’re telling me that campaign promises don’t always come true!?”     “You worked on this campaign!  HOW DID YOU LEARN NOTHING IN ALL THAT TIME!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/obiccd4.jpgOBICCD4“Whoever buys me a drink gets a cabinet post!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/obiccd3.jpgOBICCD3“I haven’t seen that since The Proposal…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/obiccd2.jpgOBICCD2“I just broke this chair!”     “WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOO!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/obiccd1.jpgOBICCD1“What do you think our chances are?”     “Honestly?  I think Rick Santorum had a better chance of winning the presidency.”     “2012 Santorum, or 2016 Santorum?”     “Does it matter?”     “I guess not.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/obiccd0.pngOBICCD02020-09-09T01:00:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/23/cinema-dispatch-ouija-origin-of-evil/2020-09-09T00:58:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/31/cinema-dispatch-operation-finale/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/operationfinalecd5.jpgOPERATIONFINALECD5“Well this plot doesn’t seem to go anywhere!”     “That’s a munitions report.”     “Well they could at least spice it up a bit...”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/operationfinalecd4.jpgOPERATIONFINALECD4“Is it time for breakfast?”     “It’s time for SOMETHING alright, and its best served cold…”     “Hmm… nah.  I’d rather have scrambled eggs.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/operationfinalecd3.jpgOPERATIONFINALECD3“Private eyes!”     *clap*     “They’re watching you!”     *clap* *clap*     “To make you stand trial and probably get hanged!”     *clap*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/operationfinalecd2.jpgOPERATIONFINALECD2AH HA!!  I KNEW Nick Kroll was actually a spy!  It’s just like Confessions of a Dangerous Mind!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/operationfinalecd1.jpgOPERATIONFINALECD1“Space Nazis.  German Nazis.  They all have one thing in common; very punchable faces.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/operationfinalecd0.jpgOPERATIONFINALECD02020-09-09T00:57:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/03/15/cinema-dispatch-onward/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/onwardcd4.jpgONWARDCD4“DON’T FORGET TO USE THE E-BRAKE WHEN GOING AROUND THE BEND!”     “Are you sure this is on the driving exam?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/onwardcd5.jpgONWARDCD5They’re small AND they’re tough!?  Say WHAAAAAAT!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/onwardcd3.jpgONWARDCD3“Well it’s clear which one of us wears the PANTS in this family!”     “HA!  It’s funny because he’s dead!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/onwardcd1.jpgONWARDCD1“You’ve gotta say it bro!”     “Sigh… This is my big staff, this is my wand.  This is for casting, this is for fun…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/onwardcd2.jpgONWARDCD2“BRING THE HEAD OF BRAHMS!  I’LL SHOVE IT DOWN THE THROAT OF MICHAEL PEÑA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/onwardcd0.jpgONWARDCD02020-09-09T00:55:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/01/cinema-dispatch-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ouatihcd5.jpgOUATIHCD5See this is what happens to your editors when your MAGNUM OPUS is an undisciplined mess!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ouatihcd4.jpgOUATIHCD4And so Leo wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.  I mean he could go for ANOTHER Oscar, but it’s just not as special the second time around…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ouatihcd3.jpgOUATIHCD3Can I watch this movie instead?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ouatihcd2.jpgOUATIHCD2The one thing he remembered is that Bruce Lee makes everything better, so we’ve got that at least!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ouatihcd1.jpgOUATIHCD1“Do you want me to say ‘Nazi scalps’ yet?”     “No, we’re not doing that again.”     “Really?”     “…Okay, let’s not rule it out completely.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ouatihcd0.jpgOUATIHCD02020-09-09T00:53:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/11/cinema-dispatch-on-the-basis-of-sex/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/otboscd5.jpgOTBOSCD5DUMP HER AND MARRY ME!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/otboscd4.jpgOTBOSCD4“What about this Jane Roe case?  We can’t spread ourselves too thin, so we’ll let Coffee and Weddington handle that one.”     “Boy, it’ll be great once our right to that legal medical procedure is settled once and for all!”     “You know it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/otboscd3.jpgOTBOSCD3“A storm is coming.  A storm called… EQUALITY!”     “BUT WHAT OF THE CHILDREN?  HOW COULD I EXPLAIN THAT TO THEM!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/otboscd2.jpgOTBOSCD2“WHAT DO WE WANT!?”     “A PLEASANT MOVIE THAT’S UPLIFTING AND NOT TOO COMPLICATED!!”     “WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?”     “PREFERABLY SOONER RATHER THAN LATER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/otboscd1.jpgOTBOSCD1Ruth Bader Ginsburg, or Really Badass Gal?  YOU DECIDE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/otboscd0.jpgOTBOSCD02020-09-09T00:52:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/11/cinema-dispatch-office-christmas-party/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ocpcd5.jpgocpcd5Wow!  What an apt metaphor for this movie!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ocpcd4.jpgocpcd4What exactly do the flames add to the Christmas Tree Jousting?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ocpcd3.jpgocpcd3Sony better get off their ass soon and green light that sequel.  Not even joking.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ocpcd2.jpgocpcd2“I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!”     “AND I’M ONLY TWO DAYS FROM RETIREMENT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ocpcd1.jpgocpcd1“FUCK ORACLE!!  OUR SERVERS ARE THE SHIT!!”     “HELL YEAH!!  WHERE DO I SIGN!?  Also, can I do so after I puke?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ocpcd0.jpgocpcd02020-09-09T00:51:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/09/cinema-dispatch-oceans-8/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/oceans8cd5.jpgOCEANS8CD5*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*     “OCCUPIED!”     “You’ve been in there for forty minutes!”     “Don’t eat the shellfish, alright!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/oceans8cd4.jpgOCEANS8CD4I mean since half the Avengers are dead anyway, why don’t we get THEM to fill in?  They can probably steal that glove right off Thanos’s hand!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/oceans8cd3.jpgOCEANS8CD3“Wait, how did you even DO that!?”     “I hacked into the mainframe.”     “I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing.”     “Oh?  Do YOU want to tell me how I did it?”     “…Keep up the good work.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/oceans8cd2.jpgOCEANS8CD2“George WHO, now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/oceans8cd1.jpgOCEANS8CD1“Hashtag Feminism, BRO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/oceans8cd0.jpgOCEANS8CD02020-09-09T00:48:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/15/cinema-dispatch-now-you-see-me-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nysm2cd6.jpgNYSM2CD6“Wanna see a REAL magic trick?  Watch in amazement as my paycheck grows right before your eyes!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nysm2cd5.jpgNYSM2CD5If you’ve ever seen a Wile E Coyote cartoon, you know EXACTLY what’s gonna happen to the guy running right towards him.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nysm2cd4.jpgNYSM2CD4“I’m telling you right now.  If someone’s getting cut from the next movie, it’s NOT gonna be me.”     “Yeah, sure.  I’m quaking in my boots.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nysm2cd3.jpgNYSM2CD3Okay, NOW they’re just showing off!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nysm2cd2.jpgNYSM2CD2“Magic?  What would I know about THAT?”     *WINK*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nysm2cd1.jpgNYSM2CD1They don’t seem very amused by that…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nysm2cd0.jpgNYSM2CD02020-09-09T00:46:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/10/cinema-dispatch-nine-lives/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd7.jpgNLCD7Alright, fine!  I’ll tell you the ending!  Christopher Walken goes on a murder spree.  HAPPY!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd6.jpgNLCD6“So what’s it like working with Robin Wright?  Does David Fincher visit the set, or is he just throwing money at it?”     “Chris, for the last time; the cat is not actually Kevin Spacey.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd5.jpgNLCD5“I love you daddy!”     “Uh huh.  That’s nice Jessica.”     “I’m Rebecca!  Silly daddy!  I love you daddy!”     “Heard you the first time.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd4.jpgNLCD4Why are you doing this to that poor cat!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd3.jpgNLCD3“You are tearing me APART, Grumpy Cat!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd2.jpgNLCD2HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha… Why am even doing this?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd1.jpgNLCD1Oh, well NOW it makes sense!  This must be the head of EuropaCorp!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nlcd0.jpgNLCD02020-09-09T00:46:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/30/cinema-dispatch-night-school/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nightschoolcd5.jpgNIGHTSCHOOLCD5“How the heck can a chicken be a Christian?  Wouldn’t that make it a sin to eat it!?”     “Don’t you talk back to Pope Cluckers!  I WILL SEND YOUR SOUL STRAIGHT TO HELL!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nightschoolcd4.jpgNIGHTSCHOOLCD4“I’m Kevin Hart, and this is a series of butt jokes.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nightschoolcd3.jpgNIGHTSCHOOLCD3“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bury this bit into the ground.”     “You can count on us, chief!”     “Don’t call me chief.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nightschoolcd2.jpgNIGHTSCHOOLCD2“Did you all bring your scripts?  Good, now THROW THEM OUT!  That’s not how we’re gonna do things around here!”     “She’s so innovative!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nightschoolcd1.jpgNIGHTSCHOOLCD1“Oh well.  I’m sure this will all make sense in the editing room!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/nightschoolcd0.jpgNIGHTSCHOOLCD02020-09-09T00:45:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/28/cinema-dispatch-nerve/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nervecd6.jpgNERVECD6“Will you people get out of here!?  You’re making it REALLY hard to take any of this seriously!”     “YOU CAN’T SEE US!  WE’RE NOT EVEN HERE!!  WE’RE INVISIBLE!!”     “No you’re not.”     “WE’RE INVISIBLE BECAUSE I SAY WE’RE INVISIBLE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nervecd5.jpgNERVECD5CLEARLY THE MOST QUIET AND STEALTHY OPERATION EVER!   IT’S NO WONDER THAT NOBODY IN LAW ENFORCEMENT OR THE MEDIA HAS FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nervecd4.jpgNERVECD4Look at that adorable face!  How can you say no to that!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nervecd3.jpgNERVECD3I mean… it ALSO helps that every building is covered in neon.  Seriously, this is supposed to be a crappy diner and even it’s trying to look like a nightclub!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nervecd2.jpgNERVECD2Less Chekhov’s Gun and more #NotAllChekhovshttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nervecd1.jpgNERVECD1No.  It’s… probably not a pizza party…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nervecd0.jpgNERVECD02020-09-09T00:45:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/26/cinema-dispatch-neighbors-2-sorority-rising/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd7.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD7“I’M THE LAST THING YOU’LL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE MOTHERFUCKA!!   I.C.P. FOR LIFE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd6.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD6And they all live happily ever after while rolling in fat stacks!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd5.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD5Oh yes.  I’m SO intimidated by these nineteen year old freshmen.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd4.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD4“We must destroy them, as it is for the greater good.”     “The greater good!”     “Okay, that’s just creepy.  Don’t say it in unison like that again.”     “Say what?”     “The greater good.”     “THE GREATER GOOD!”     “Damn it!  I walked RIGHT into that one!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd3.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD3“Who’s ready for tea and gingersnaps!?”     “Can I get that with Whiskey?”     *GASP*     “Naughty words!  Go to the time out corner!”     “I think I’m done here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd2.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD2“If I’m gonna die, THEN I’M GONNA DIE PISSED!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd1.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD1“My painted on abs give me strength!!”     “KILL THE FAT GUY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neighbors2cd0.jpgNEIGHBORS2CD02020-09-09T00:44:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/11/cinema-dispatch-a-wrinkle-in-time/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/awitcd6.jpgAWITCD6 “IT’S THE DARKENSS!  A BLACK MIDNIGHT EVIL MOTHER!”     “Is it Black Magic?”     “Yeah, something like that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/awitcd5.jpgAWITCD5NOPE!  NOT GOING BACK TO GYM CLASS!  MOVING ON!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/awitcd4.jpgAWITCD4“AS BEAUTIFUL AS ALL THIS IS, IT’S REALLY TRAUMATIZING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/awitcd3.jpgAWITCD3Welp.  There it is.  Oprah has finally ascended to Goddess-hood!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/awitcd2.jpgAWITCD2“I don’t know about you, but everything does NOT seem so awesome around here…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/awitcd1.jpgAWITCD1“I AM INTERFACED!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/awitcd0.jpgAWITCD02020-09-09T00:40:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/16/cinema-dispatch-a-quiet-place/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aquietplacecd5.jpgAQUIETPLACECD5“…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aquietplacecd4.jpgAQUIETPLACECD4“…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aquietplacecd3.jpgAQUIETPLACECD3“…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aquietplacecd2.jpgAQUIETPLACECD2“…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aquietplacecd1.jpgAQUIETPLACECD1“…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aquietplacecd0.jpgAQUIETPLACECD02020-09-09T00:40:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/15/cinema-dispatch-a-simple-favor/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/asfcd5.jpgASFCD5“You may be asking yourself ‘just how did she end up here?’”     “Stephanie, you’re doing your internal monologues out loud again.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/asfcd4.jpgASFCD4I mean look, if Daniel Craig is REALLY serious about leaving Bond…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/asfcd3.jpgASFCD3“I’ve got two parties to crash tonight where I’ll hopefully find some clues.  Now will this ALSO serve as a PTA dress, or will I need to schedule time to change between the gun fight and baking homemade pretzels for the parents?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/asfcd2.jpgASFCD2“Favorite movie on Three!  One… two… three!”     “Fight Club.”     “Bambi!  Oh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/asfcd1.jpgASFCD1“Welcome back to Cupcakes and Cold Cases!  A quick update; we haven’t located their head JUST yet, but we’re searching every nook and cranny!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/asfcd0.jpgASFCD02020-09-09T00:40:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/10/06/cinema-dispatch-a-star-is-born/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/asibcd5.jpgASIBCD5“YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ALLY!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/asibcd4.jpgASIBCD4Does anyone else remember he was going to play The Crow at one point?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/asibcd3.jpgASIBCD3“You may have stolen his hair and his beard, but you are NOT THE DUDE!”     “Do we have to do this every day?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/asibcd2.jpgASIBCD2“And this is the spot I cleared for my Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role Oscar to go right next to my six Grammy awards!”     “That’s nice.”     “How many Grammy awards have you won?”     “I’m an actor.”     “Oh, that’s right!  How many Oscars have you won?”     “…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/asibcd1.jpgASIBCD1Give him six months of Spotify returns and he’ll be singing in the same bars that she was!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/asibcd0.jpgASIBCD02020-09-09T00:39:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/09/cinema-dispatch-a-madea-family-funeral/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/amffcd5.jpgAMFFCD5“Come on, man.  You don’t know what you’re doing!”     “Don’t worry!  I’ve got this!”     “The heck you do!  Remember putting Jamie Kennedy in Good Deeds?”     “Uh…”     “Exactly, now let’s get the heck out of here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/amffcd4.jpgAMFFCD4“We’re here to collect our checks and act goofy, and I’m all out of goofy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/amffcd3.jpgAMFFCD3“Look, if we stick this out we MIGHT be in an Acrimony sequel, then maybe a CW super hero show.”     “Man, it’s almost like actors of color aren’t given enough opportunities in Hollywood which is only helping to prolong the careers of untalented filmmakers who if nothing else provide steady work that we can’t find elsewhere.”     “Yeah, that’s a… comprehensive way of putting it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/amffcd2.jpgAMFFCD2“Nice place you’ve got here!  Sure would be a shame if someone were to haunt it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/amffcd1.jpgAMFFCD1“Look here!  I’ve got me some drama bombs and I’m not afraid to use them!  I will ruin each one of your lives and make forty million dollars filming it!  DO YOU HEAR ME!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/amffcd0.jpgAMFFCD02020-09-09T00:39:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/06/cinema-dispatch-my-spy/2020-09-08T22:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/06/cinema-dispatch-my-little-pony-the-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mlpcd6.jpgMLPCD6“NOTHING TO SEE HERE!  No in depth examination of the difficult choices that need to be made in times of war!  Everyone’s happy, smiling, and keeping this at a safe and profitable PG!  BIG SMILES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mlpcd5.jpgMLPCD5“What shall it profit a pony, if they should gain back their horn and lose their friendship.”     “Cool!  Did you come up with that?”     “Nah.  Saw it in a movie once.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mlpcd4.jpgMLPCD4How does she not lose every one of her teeth the first time she tries to parry a blow?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mlpcd3.jpgMLPCD3Madam and Other Madam not appearing in this film.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mlpcd2.jpgMLPCD2“The secret formula for turning ponies into lucrative box office returns is three parts Cute for every one part Pop Culture Reference.”     “It worked for Deadpool!”     “Ryan Reynolds IS adorable, isn’t he?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mlpcd1.jpgMLPCD1“See, THIS place could use a WHOLE lot of friendship!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mlpcd0.jpgMLPCD02020-09-08T22:34:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/14/cinema-dispatch-murder-on-the-orient-express/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motoecd6.jpgMOTOECD6“It was the shifty eyed dog the whole time!  HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motoecd5.jpgMOTOECD5I’m guessing it was either Catwoman or The Green Goblin.  Rey gets a pass but I’m keeping my eye on you, Olaf!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motoecd4.jpgMOTOECD4“Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, indeed…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motoecd3.jpgMOTOECD3Is he looking for clues up there or did he just need to find a place to squeeze in a bit of cardio?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motoecd2.jpgMOTOECD2“If you tell me who killed the guy, I’ll reveal my secrets to having a perfect mustache.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motoecd1.jpgMOTOECD1LOOK OUT, POIROT!  IT WAS THE TRAIN ALL ALONG!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motoecd0.jpgMOTOECD02020-09-08T22:33:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/11/cinema-dispatch-mr-holmes/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mrh01.jpgMRH0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mrh4.jpgMRH4And he lived happily ever after!  He also got a unicorn!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mrh3.jpgMRH3“This Cumberbatch guy sucks!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mrh2.jpgMRH2“Why art though riffling through my personal effects while I am absent from my domicile?”     “…what?”     “Why you going through my shit when I ain’t here!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mrh1.jpgMRH1“Am I gonna get a damn Oscar for this?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mrh0.jpgMRH02020-09-08T22:32:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/02/cinema-dispatch-mothers-day/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd7.jpgMDAYCD7“I’m sorry.  Is this supposed to be happening right now?  This is supposed to be chemistry?”     “Well screw you too buddy!”     “SEE!?  There’s no connection here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd6.jpgMDAYCD6“Maybe I’ll get a sitcom deal out of this!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd5.jpgMDAYCD5“BLACK PEOPLE THINGS!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd4.jpgMDAYCD4“Really?  THIS is the best movie my agent could get?”     “I don’t know, you tell me.  When are they doing that Last Airbender Sequel?  And WHO got the Daily Show job?”     “ALRIGHT!  I GET IT!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd3.jpgMDAYCD3How can this be the best we can do for Julia Roberts!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd2.jpgMDAYCD2“Break as many legs as you want Jason.  You’re NOT getting out of this movie.”     “FUCK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd1.jpgMDAYCD1“Holy hell!  Is… is this what the rest of my career is gonna be like!?”     “Yep.  Welcome to the old ladies club.”     “BUT I’M ONLY TWENTY SIX!!”     “Yeah, and I’m only thirty seven.  It’ll get easier after a while.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mdaycd0.jpgMDAYCD02020-09-08T22:25:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/15/cinema-dispatch-mother/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mothercd5.jpgMOTHERCD5“Alright, everyone!  The plot has gotta be around here somewhere!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mothercd6.jpgMOTHERCD6BURN IT!  BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mothercd3.jpgMOTHERCD3“It’s not YOUR toothbrush!  It belongs to the WORLD!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mothercd4.jpgMOTHERCD4“Hey what’s this?”     “Don’t touch it!”     “I’m just looking!”     “NO!  YOU’RE TOUCHING IT!  DON’T-”     *SMASH*     “SEE!?”     “It was like that when I got here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mothercd1.jpgMOTHERCD1Do I need to rub your nose in it!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mothercd2.jpgMOTHERCD2She’s not the ONLY one who could use a drink after this…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mothercd0.jpgMOTHERCD02023-02-27T17:38:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/26/cinema-dispatch-mortal-engines/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MORTALENGINESCD5.jpgMORTALENGINESCD5“I was actually very close friends with your mother.  She wanted me to take care of you if anything ever happened to her.”     “Wait, aren’t you like only five years older than me?  Why the heck would she entrust me to a teenager!?”     “Don’t you sass me, young lady!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MORTALENGINESCD4.jpgMORTALENGINESCD4Pour one out for Bevis, wherever he may be…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MORTALENGINESCD3.jpgMORTALENGINESCD3“One of these days, Mr. Anderson.  I will find you.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MORTALENGINESCD2.jpgMORTALENGINESCD2In their boldest move yet, Universal Studios will now come to YOU!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MORTALENGINESCD1.jpgMORTALENGINESCD1“Where do we go now?”     “I don’t know, wait for something to explode.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MORTALENGINESCD0.jpgMORTALENGINESCD02020-09-08T22:22:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/03/cinema-dispatch-morgan/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd71.jpgMORGANCD7“I may have started out as a Hydra Scientist (and turned shield into a front for a reinvigorated Hydra), but I learned my lesson!  We cool?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd61.jpgMORGANCD6Hey!  You’re not hearing her side of the story!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd51.jpgMORGANCD5“RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd41.jpgMORGANCD4She is pretty good at staring contests though.  I’ll give her that.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd31.jpgMORGANCD3Fuck all y’all!  You threw her in an underground lock box!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd21.jpgMORGANCD2“I’m sensing a catastrophic amount of bullshit right now.”     “We have sensors for that?”     “No.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd11.jpgMORGANCD1“So do you like that color or do they just not give you anything else?  Don’t mind that they’re staring right at you by the way.  You can tell me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/morgancd0.jpgMORGANCD02020-09-08T22:21:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/28/cinema-dispatch-moonlight/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moonlightcd6.jpgmoonlightcd6I’m PRETTY sure she’s not saying “you could use a hobby”.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moonlightcd5.jpgmoonlightcd5HE’S RIGHT THERE!!  JUST SAY SOMETHING TO HIM!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moonlightcd4.jpgmoonlightcd4“Alright, I gotta go and try to kill some dude with super skin, but you’re cool… right?”     “…”     “I didn’t hear a no there, so I’ll take that as a yes!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moonlightcd3.jpgmoonlightcd3“So how was school today?”     “…”     “Do you want to watch a movie?”     “…”     “Do you want to talk about it?”     “…”     “Alrighty then!  Fantastic…” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moonlightcd2.jpgmoonlightcd2Okay!  Fair enough!  He certainly had reasons not to smile a lot of the time…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moonlightcd1.jpgmoonlightcd1“Just a kiss?”     “What was that?”     “By Lady Antebellum.  I’ve got it on my phone.  Do you want to listen to it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moonlightcd0.jpgmoonlightcd02020-09-08T22:16:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/13/cinema-dispatch-money-monster/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mmcd6.jpgMMCD6“The FCC’s gonna have my ass for this…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mmcd5.jpgMMCD5“You’d think the guy would be watching the exit!” "Well were clearly not dealing with a member of MENSA here." "Why don't you both shut up before you give away our position!?"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mmcd4.jpgMMCD4"I like big PROFITS and I cannot lie!"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mmcd3.jpgMMCD3"These far cats stole all our money!" "They didn't steal it! You gave it to them!" "Hey! ... Shut up!"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mmcd2.jpgMMCD2"If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, well that's why you watching this show, isn't it?"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mmcd1.jpgMMCD1“On today’s episode, we see who wants to get shot in the face!  Any takers?”     …     “Come on people!  If you can’t decide amongst yourselves, then  I’m gonna choose for you!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mmcd0.jpgMMCD02020-09-08T22:06:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/16/cinema-dispatch-monster-trucks/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/monstertruckscd6.jpgmonstertruckscd6THEIR HEADS ARE GONNA POP OFF LIKE BOTTLE ROCKS WHEN THOSE LAND!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/monstertruckscd5.jpgmonstertruckscd5You’re lucky you took the license plate off your car, else they’d be able to hunt you down and you’d be in some DEEP shit!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/monstertruckscd4.jpgmonstertruckscd4Motherfucker, that bike is three sizes too small!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/monstertruckscd3.jpgmonstertruckscd3Awwwww!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/monstertruckscd2.jpgmonstertruckscd2“Everyone stay quiet!  We don’t have to pay that money back unless they can find us!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/monstertruckscd1.jpgmonstertruckscd1See, they had to spend EXTRA money to make a good truck look crappy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/monstertruckscd0.jpgmonstertruckscd02020-09-08T22:06:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/26/cinema-dispatch-moana/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moanacd6.jpgmoanacd6“Oh… this isn’t gonna end well.  PROBABLY should have brought a better flotation device…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moanacd5.jpgmoanacd5Look at the neck, and then look at the face.  DOES NOT COMPUTE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moanacd4.jpgmoanacd4They keep doing this thing with their hands in the movie, and I still have no idea how it works.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moanacd3.jpgmoanacd3Oh but who wouldn’t trust that face?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moanacd2.jpgmoanacd2“THIS IS TOTALLY GONNA WORK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moanacd1.jpgmoanacd1“Just curious.  Do you think you can take ALL of them out, or should we run for it?”     “I’m a bit rusty after spending a thousand years on rock island.  Do you know how hard it is to train with just a rock!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moanacd0.jpgmoanacd02020-09-08T22:05:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/01/cinema-dispatch-mission-impossible-rogue-nation/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn7.jpgMIRN7We need more backstage fights in movies.  There's so much cool stuff back there to use!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn6.jpgMIRN6“Wait, what we doing?  Aren’t we chasing a unicorn or something?”     “Uh… are you going to be okay?”     “Hold on.  Uh… yep!  All better!  LET’S GO!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn5.jpgMIRN5“Why don’t you just punch your way to getting what you want?  It always seems to work for me!”     “Well aren’t you the lucky one?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn4.jpgMIRN4“Can I push some buttons?”     “NO!  Don’t push any buttons!”     “Come on Ethan!  Just one?”     “I SAID NO!!!  Just watch the screen.”     “Okay, well I’m just gonna push this button here while I do that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn3.jpgMIRN3This guy is basically Raoul Silva only without that whole “interesting and vibrant personality” thing.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn2.jpgMIRN2He’s not holding onto that plane.  He’s CARRYING it through the air!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn1.jpgMIRN1Seriously, is this guy the REAL last son of Krypton!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mirn0.jpgMIRN02020-09-08T22:03:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/01/cinema-dispatch-mission-impossible-fallout/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mifcd5.jpgMIFCD5“There can be no peace… without great suffering…”     “Wow.  That’s deep, man.  Almost as insightful as ‘You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs!’  Truly the voice of a generation right here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mifcd4.jpgMIFCD4“Death can’t catch me if I keep running!  Death can’t catch me if I keep running!  Death can’t catch me if I keep running!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mifcd3.jpgMIFCD3“Looks like I’ve been upgraded from ‘Sir Not Appearing in this Movie’ to ‘Sir SOMETIMES Appearing in this Movie’!  Take THAT, Jeremy Renner!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mifcd2.jpgMIFCD2“MY BEARD GIVES ME STRENGTH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mifcd1.jpgMIFCD1“Let’s get his clone on standby just in case.  YOU’RE DOING GREAT, TOM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mifcd0.jpgMIFCD02020-09-08T22:02:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/04/20/cinema-dispatch-missing-link/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/missinglinkcd5.jpgMISSINGLINKCD5“You can’t just close yourself off from the rest of the world!”     “Right on!”     “Why, it’s just uncivilized to-“     “Okay, see… I was with you at the beginning…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/missinglinkcd4.jpgMISSINGLINKCD4“But I wanted to see Kansas City!”     “NO ONE WANTS TO SEE KANSAS CITY!”     “Says the guy who didn’t want to see North Dakota…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/missinglinkcd3.jpgMISSINGLINKCD3I mean it may not be Miles Morales jumping off of the building or Batman beating up bad guys while rocking out, but it still looks pretty good!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/missinglinkcd2.jpgMISSINGLINKCD2I mean if there are infinite possibilities through infinite universes, then I guess it’s POSSIBLE for them to Spider-Man in one of them!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/missinglinkcd1.jpgMISSINGLINKCD1“I tend to carry all my weight here so I need it to have a loose fitting waist and I usually only wear Egyptian cotton, though I will accept the domestic variety if we’re on a budget. ”     “Okay, well I don’t believe ANY of that for a second, so how about a windbreaker?”     “That works too.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/missinglinkcd0.jpgMISSINGLINKCD02020-09-08T21:42:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/14/cinema-dispatch-miss-sloane/2020-09-08T21:39:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/05/cinema-dispatch-miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mphfpccd6.jpgmphfpccd6“Well ain’t this some SHIT!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mphfpccd5.jpgmphfpccd5Wait, is that the dinosaur from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mphfpccd4.jpgmphfpccd4Why the hell aren’t skeletons in movies anymore!?  THEY’RE AWESOME!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mphfpccd3.jpgmphfpccd3There he is!  Over there on the left with the pitchfork, which by the way turns out not to be that helpful of a weapon.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mphfpccd2.jpgmphfpccd2Whoa whoa whoa!   It isn’t THAT bad!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mphfpccd1.jpgmphfpccd1“After dinner, we’ll play charades!”     “We’ve been doing that for the last seventy fucking years!”     “Hey!  Watch your language!”     “WHY SHOULD I!?  I’M AN OCTOGENARIAN FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!”     “Huh.  Was Jesus a Peculiar like us?  I mean, he COULD walk on water.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mphfpccd0.jpgmphfpccd02020-09-08T21:25:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/05/cinema-dispatch-miss-bala/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/missbalacd5.jpgMISSBALACD5“THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG!  TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG!  PROVE I’LL SHOOT YOUR FACE SONG!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/missbalacd4.jpgMISSBALACD4“Do you like sand?”     “Sure.  Whatever you say buddy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/missbalacd3.jpgMISSBALACD3“OH THE PAIN!  THE PAIN OF IT ALL!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/missbalacd2.jpgMISSBALACD2Heck, I’ll certainly drink to that!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/missbalacd1.jpgMISSBALACD1“I could have just spent the rest of my life being a makeup artist, but NOOOOO!  You just HAD to tick me off!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/missbalacd0.jpgMISSBALACD02020-09-08T21:23:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/18/cinema-dispatch-miracles-from-heaven/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd-tweet.jpgMFHCD tweethttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd6.jpgMFHCD6“Hey, no hard feelings about making you cry for doing your job, right?”     “Of course not!  You know us service industry folks!  Our whole LIFE is taking abuse for no reason!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd5.jpgMFHCD5“I don’t have time for your DYING CHILD!  I have nurses to fuck and tweets to twitter!  I’ve gotta take bribes from drug companies and Instagram the bags of money!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd4.jpgMFHCD4What, no visit to Fenway!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd3.jpgMFHCD3I’ll get of my soapbox if you’ll get of yours.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd2.jpgMFHCD2“She got sick and then POOF, was all better!”     “Well THAT was pretty lucky!”     “No… it was GOD!”     “Really now?  I’ve got like fifty kids over there that could use some help.  Could you put in a good word?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd1.jpgMFHCD1“This is the fire department, Anna!  If you can hear me and are still conscious, don’t make a sound.”     …     “Well I’D call that a good sign, wouldn’t you?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mfhcd0.jpgMFHCD02020-09-08T21:22:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/21/cinema-dispatch-men-in-black-international/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mibicd5.jpgMIBICD5“I’m not sure what we’re doing, why we’re doing it, and if it’s the right thing… but DARN IT, we look good doing it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mibicd4.jpgMIBICD4They were gonna put up a photo of Rosario Dawson flying into space, but… you know.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mibicd3.jpgMIBICD3Look!  They’ve got even BIGGER guns!  That’s something, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mibicd2.jpgMIBICD2They were gonna change the name to People In Black, but it turns out MR PIBB has the rights to PIB on lock down as well.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mibicd1.jpgMIBICD1“Is this the place?”     “Yup.  XxVegetaAlphaxX won’t be uploading Men in Black and nutshot complications any time soon.”     “Freaking Reddit.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mibicd0.jpgMIBICD02020-09-08T21:18:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/02/cinema-dispatch-masterminds/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mastermindscd5.jpgmastermindscd5Even the butt jokes are kept to a minimum!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mastermindscd4.jpgmastermindscd4Oh yeah!  This is TOTALLY the kind of guy I want to follow for an hour and a half!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mastermindscd3.jpgmastermindscd3It’s funny because they’re weird!  That’s how comedy works, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mastermindscd2.jpgmastermindscd2“I don’t need this!  I WAS PATTY TOLAN!!”     “You mean in that one movie that flopped?”     “You mean the one that made over two-hundred million on a one-hundred and fifty million dollar budget?”     “What about advertising?”     “What about merchandise, toy sales, renewed interest in the franchise, and future projects that can earn even more money?”     “STOP SAYING THINGS THAT GO AGAINST MY PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT SOMETHING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mastermindscd1.jpgmastermindscd1“Is he brown?”     “No, but he’s got lizard eyes and a wig.”     “Hi there!”     “Go on ahead sir.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mastermindscd0.jpgmastermindscd02020-09-08T21:06:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/29/cinema-dispatch-mary-poppins-returns/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD5.jpgMARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD5At least the other film took the time to ENUNCIATE Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD4.jpgMARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD4“I thought I was done with these nightmares.  WHY HAVE YOU COME BACK TO HAUNT US!?"     “Oh really now, Michael.  You know EXACTLY what you’ve done to deserve this.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD3.jpgMARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD3“Whatever you do, don’t eat anything while we’re in the cartoon world.  It’s not as delightful as it would first seem.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD2.jpgMARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD2“EAT THE RICH!”     “Wrong musical.”     “Oh right.  I LOVE WORKING FOR THE CITY!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD1.jpgMARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD1“The price for my services is either two hundred dollars a week or you can just hand over your soul to empower the dark forces tucked away within me.”     “Well I’m already paying my student loans each month…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD0.jpgMARYPOPPINSRETURNSCD02020-09-08T21:05:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/17/cinema-dispatch-mandy/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/mandycd5.jpgMANDYCD5“OH GOD!  WHAT IS THIS!?”     “Natural lighting.”     “IT BURNS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/mandycd4.jpgMANDYCD4“Today, WE RIDE!”     “For death and mayhem!?”     “No, I need to pick up some toilet paper.  EXTREME TOILET PAPER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/mandycd3.jpgMANDYCD3“When filmmakers don’t know where to make their cuts, they call me.  I am… The Edit-cutioner!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/mandycd2.jpgMANDYCD2“WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS FOR GOD DAMN HONEY!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/mandycd1.jpgMANDYCD1“You think the rider is so tough?  THAT PUNK’S GOT NOTHING ON ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/mandycd0.jpgMANDYCD02020-09-08T20:59:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/10/28/cinema-dispatch-maleficent-mistress-of-evil/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/maleficent2cd5.jpgMALEFICENT2CD5And they all lived happily ever after!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/maleficent2cd4.jpgMALEFICENT2CD4Maybe in eighty years we’ll get a movie about HER side of the story and find out she was the good guy all along!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/maleficent2cd3.jpgMALEFICENT2CD3“We’ve been here the whole time!”     “You have?”     “Yup!  Just off of camera left!  You’d think someone would have noticed with these big horns and giant wings!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/maleficent2cd2.jpgMALEFICENT2CD2You didn’t use THIS Maleficent in Kingdom Hearts 3, WHY!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/maleficent2cd1.jpgMALEFICENT2CD1If that stare gets any icier, we’re liable to start a new Ice Age; either the massive shift in global temperature or the movie franchise. Both would be equally devastating…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/maleficent2cd0.jpgMALEFICENT2CD02020-09-08T20:58:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/05/20/cinema-dispatch-mad-max-fury-road/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr7.jpgMMFR7BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr6.jpgMMFR6“How are we all enjoying this raid!?  All right everyone, let’s slow things down a bit as we cruise on through the never ending Hellscape that we have to call home!  Every rose has it’s thorns!  Just like every night has it’s dawn!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr5.jpgMMFR5“You got a story there buddy?”     “I don’t want to talk about it.  Though I will keep show you images of a dead girl over and over.”     “Wait, so you DO want to talk about it?”     “Didn’t I just tell you no!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr4.pngMMFR4How the hell has this been so threatening to so many idiots?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr3.jpgMMFR3“So… you’re telling me that I SHOULDN’T try to blow myself up?”     “Yeah.”     “Huh.  Well that’s ONE way to look at it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr2.jpgMMFR2“WE’VE GOT TO HURRY!!  THE NEXT CHASE SCENE STARTS IN 5 MINUTES, AND WE NEED TO BE ON OUR MARKS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr1.jpgMMFR1“I HATE MONDAYS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mmfr0.jpgMMFR02020-09-08T20:56:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/03/cinema-dispatch-ma/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/macd5.jpgMACD5“Quit looking at your phone and watch the movie!”     “You already have our money, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/macd4.jpgMACD4“I think we got the script pages mixed up?  There’s no way I have this many lines.”     “We’ll fix it in post.  Let’s just make the day.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/macd3.jpgMACD3“If anyone here is being held against their will, blink twice.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/macd2.jpgMACD2“Thanks for making this movie, Miss Spencer!  Here’s your check!”     “Yeah, how about we double it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/macd1.jpgMACD1“RELEASE ME!!”     “Not until we make thirty million on opening weekend.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/macd0.jpgMACD02020-09-08T20:55:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/11/cinema-dispatch-love-simon/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lovesimoncd5.jpgLOVESIMONCD5I don’t think any version of THIS is particularly ideal!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lovesimoncd4.jpgLOVESIMONCD4The school production of Cabaret is a brilliant running gag for this movie on SO many levels!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lovesimoncd3.jpgLOVESIMONCD3I’d make a Simple Minds joke here, but I’m pretty sure the target audience for this movie wouldn’t know what the hell I’m talking about.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lovesimoncd2.jpgLOVESIMONCD2“CAN YOU DIG IT!?”     “Dig what?  Wait, is that a reference to something?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lovesimoncd1.jpgLOVESIMONCD1“Not only is my life over, it’s also a cliché…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lovesimoncd0.jpgLOVESIMONCD02020-09-08T20:54:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/20/cinema-dispatch-love-the-coopers/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ltccc7.jpgLTCCC7Oh, and there’s a super cute dog in it!  That gets the movie an extra point, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ltccc6.jpgLTCCC6“So… do I get to do something now or did I already get all my good scenes in the first half?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ltccc5.jpgLTCCC5PERSONAL SPACE ALERT!  WE ARE WELL WITHIN CREEPER DISTANCE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ltccc4.jpgLTCCC4“On that night, Aunt Fishy learned how to twerk and shared it with the world!  We’ve never been the same since…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ltccc3.jpgLTCCC3Even HE'S falling asleep in this!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ltccc2.jpgLTCCC2“As his wife continued to explain how important the dinner was, he just nodded my head while fantasizing about Nicki Minaj in the Anaconda video.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ltccc1.jpgLTCCC1“We’re gonna get through this. Just grin and bear it for a little bit longer.”2020-09-08T20:52:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/09/cinema-dispatch-long-shot/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/longshotcd5.jpgLONGSHOTCD5Send a few of those my way.  I’m pretty sure you owe me after having sat through this.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/longshotcd4.jpgLONGSHOTCD4“I thought the best way to change the world and enact progressive policy was through hard work, strong grassroots support, and fighting for the restoration of voting rights, but it turns out that just complaining about the system and not doing anything about it is MUCH more effective!  Thank you for opening my eyes to the REAL issues!”     “All in a day’s work.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/longshotcd3.jpgLONGSHOTCD3“You see this guy?  Don’t be like this guy.  He’s unemployed and has terrible taste in hats.”     “How much am I getting paid for this?”     “Well if I was paying you then you wouldn’t be unemployed, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/longshotcd2.jpgLONGSHOTCD2“You know what your Presidential campaign needs?  Pot.”     “Oh, you mean national legalization and expunged records for non-violent drug offenders?”     “Sure, but I mean… right now.  Let’s get some pot.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/longshotcd1.jpgLONGSHOTCD1“I didn’t realize the Blue Meanie was getting into politics!”     “Say what you will about the Blue World Order, they at least have a sound economic platform!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/longshotcd0.jpgLONGSHOTCD02020-09-08T20:50:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/08/cinema-dispatch-london-has-fallen/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lhfcd61.jpglhfcd6“Whether its ten guys, fifty guys, or even a hundred guys, I’m gonna go RIGHT up to the front door, kill every terrorist that I see, and save the god damn President!”     “Well then good luck Mr. Bannon.”     “Stupid towel heads.”     “That's it.  The President told me to let him know if you say that crap again.  He's sending you back to the academy.”     “Aw…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lhfcd51.jpglhfcd5“What are you going to do?  Blow up this town just to get me?”     “That’s right fuck face.”     “Oh shit.  The American’s actually elected Trump?”     *BOOM*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lhfcd41.jpglhfcd4“These dumb ass Brits actually let us be cops!?  They should’ve known better than to hire Muslims!  MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lhfcd31.jpglhfcd3“They’re chasing us on motorcycles!”     “SHIT!  Bannon!  Do something about it!”     *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*     “Great job Bannon!”     “Thanks, but one thing still confuses me Mr. President.”     “What’s that?”     “Shouldn’t these Arab fuckers be riding camels or something?”     “Dude.  I’m not gonna tell you again to cut the shit, alright!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lhfcd21.jpglhfcd2“Think we’ll get out of this alive?”     “Yes sir.  I’ll shoot every brown person that crosses our path.”     “No no no.  You only shoot the TERRORIST who are trying to kill us, okay?”     “Isn’t that what I just said?”     “Mike, we talked about this.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lhfcd11.jpglhfcd1“Wait, is THAT the movie we’re in!?”     “Yes…”     “Sweet merciful baby Jesus.  WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lhfcd0.jpgLHFCD02023-06-29T22:17:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/24/cinema-dispatch-logan-lucky/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/loganluckycd5.jpgLOGANLUCKYCD5Which is worst? They had to somehow sneak that thing in there or it was already sitting there just BEGGING for someone to use it in a heist?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/loganluckycd6.jpgLOGANLUCKYCD6Are we sure these are actors and not just locals they picked up from the set of Bernie?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/loganluckycd2.jpgLOGANLUCKYCD2It’s certainly the best thing Seth MacFarlane’s done for quite some time.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/loganluckycd3.jpgLOGANLUCKYCD3All I’m saying is this movie would be much better if he had wolf ears and gravity boots!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/loganluckycd4.jpgLOGANLUCKYCD4Miss Not Appearing In This Filmhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/loganluckycd1.jpgLOGANLUCKYCD1“The name's Bang. Joe Bang.”     “Wait, so your first name is Bang-Joe?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/loganluckycd0.jpgLOGANLUCKYCD02020-09-08T20:44:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/05/cinema-dispatch-logan/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logancd6.jpglogancd6So did you even have a plan, or were you gathering here so the girl didn’t have to track you down herself?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logancd5.jpglogancd5Oh who am I kidding?  Fox is already drafting up a fifteen picture deal with her as we speak!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logancd4.jpglogancd4“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”     “Why?  Are you gonna turn big and green?”     “No.  I’m just gonna fucking kill you!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logancd3.jpglogancd3“You know, we never DID get around to the Genosha arc…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logancd2.jpglogancd2“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logancd1.jpglogancd1It’s not even like he needs to find a razor to shave it!  Even if he cuts himself with his Adamantium claws, it’s not like he wouldn’t heal right away!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logancd0.jpglogancd02020-09-08T20:33:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/21/cinema-dispatch-live-by-night/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lbncd5.jpglbncd5WHAT!?  HUH!?  I’M AWAKE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lbncd4.jpglbncd4ZZZ…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lbncd3.jpglbncd3Are they STILL talking!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lbncd2.jpglbncd2Blah blah blah blah blah!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lbncd1.jpglbncd1“So we buy this grocery on Fifth Street, and that will cut down on transportation since we would have an interim distribution center for our products.”     “And that’s gonna get me closer to Robert White, right?”     “What?  Oh right!  You’re still on about that?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lbncd0.jpglbncd02020-09-08T20:25:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/04/15/cinema-dispatch-little/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/littlecd5.jpgLITTLECD5“No birth certificate, no parents around, and we’re in the apartment of someone who has NOT been seen recently and who doesn’t have kids.  Frankly, I’ve seen worse.  You should hear the story about those Venture boys.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/littlecd4.jpgLITTLECD4“You’re telling me that THIS is the best we can come up with!?”     “What the heck do you want me to do?  Josh won’t give me his part of the script!”     “JOSH!! IS SHE TELLING THE TRUTH!?”     “Yeah, but only because she wouldn’t let me borrow her notepad!”     “WE HAVE NOTEPADS IN THE OFFICE SUPPLY CLOSET!”     “But she got the last one with the purple cover!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/littlecd3.jpgLITTLECD3“You know what I love?  Stripping in the middle of someone else’s apartment before I even know if anyone is here or they’d be into that, and I’ve only been arrested three times for it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/littlecd2.jpgLITTLECD2“Just keep it cool and maybe we’ll get a TV deal out of this.”     “But it doesn’t make any sense!”     “I know, but if we don’t roll with it we’ll end up in a Tyler Perry movie.  Is THAT what you want!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/littlecd1.jpgLITTLECD1I mean there’s no reason this CAN’T also be a live action Detective Conan movie, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/littlecd0.jpgLITTLECD02020-09-08T20:22:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/19/cinema-dispatch-like-a-boss/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/likeabosscd5.jpgLIKEABOSSCD5“I won?  I WON!!”     …     “Wait, NOOOOOO!! ”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/likeabosscd3.jpgLIKEABOSSCD3“DON’T LET GO!”     “You know, this is kind of symbolic of our friendship; don’t you think?”     “LESS TALKING, MORE PULLING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/likeabosscd4.jpgLIKEABOSSCD4“Ladies, I have some bad news.  I was expecting to get launched into the one percent, but at best I’ll be in the ten percent.”     “Wow.  You hear about tragedies like this happening to other people, but you never expect it to happen to someone you love…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/likeabosscd2.jpgLIKEABOSSCD2I don’t think there’s enough charcoal toothpaste and exfoliating scrub in the world for this glow up.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/likeabosscd1.jpgLIKEABOSSCD1“We’ve got to stop wasting the caviar!  When you’re done with it, put it in the fridge!”     “You’re not my mom!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/likeabosscd0.jpgLIKEABOSSCD02020-09-08T20:16:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/24/cinema-dispatch-lights-out/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/locd6.jpgLOCD6“Mommy has an old friend who will be staying with us for a bit.  They’ve fallen on hard times and we need to support them.”     “SHE’S GONNA RIP MY EYES OUT!!”     “HEY!  Do NOT make our guest feel unwelcome!  Now give her a hug before you go to bed.”     “You can’t be serious…”     “DO IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/locd5.jpgLOCD5I know she HAS to hold the umbrella, but she couldn’t even smile for the camera?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/locd4.jpgLOCD4“One… two… Diana’s coming for you…”     “I think that one’s taken.”     “Oh yeah? Well-”     *SLICE*     “You’re dead now, so HA!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/locd3.jpgLOCD3“Hello?  Do you have my check?”  …  “I’m gonna take that as a yes.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/locd2.jpgLOCD2Meh.  Doesn’t have the same ring as Jason Voorhees.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/locd1.jpgLOCD1I don’t think it’s funky time for this phantom…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/locd0.jpgLOCD02020-09-08T20:14:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/05/19/cinema-dispatch-life-of-the-party/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lotpcd5.jpgLOTPCD5See, this is what happens when you overwork your editor!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lotpcd4.jpgLOTPCD4The only thing more retro than the premise are these stock Mean Girl bullies!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lotpcd3.jpgLOTPCD3“I’m just a-YEARNIN’ for some LEARNIN’!  AIN’T THAT RIGHT!?”     “Well not anymore…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lotpcd2.jpgLOTPCD2How the hell has she NOT been added to the MCU yet!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lotpcd1.jpgLOTPCD1“Take a shot every time I cross a hundred million at the box office!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lotpcd0.jpgLOTPCD02020-09-08T20:02:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/30/cinema-dispatch-life/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lifecd5.jpgLIFECD5Can we just draw an evil mustache on this thing and maybe give it a cape?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lifecd4.jpgLIFECD4“Welcome to the rumpus room!  This is where we put the ONE LIGHT we had so that you can read books and stuff!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lifecd3.jpgLIFECD3“The ship!  The ship!  The ship is on fire!  We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn!  BURN MOTHERFUCKER!  BURN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lifecd2.jpgLIFECD2WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lifecd1.jpgLIFECD1HOLY SHIT!  How did a space squid manage to do THAT!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lifecd0.jpgLIFECD02020-09-08T19:59:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/28/cinema-dispatch-late-night/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/latenightcd5.jpgLATENIGHTCD5There’s got to be at least one Cody in there, right? Or maybe a Blake?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/latenightcd4.jpgLATENIGHTCD4“And with that, we’ve solved racism forever!  Well… maybe not FOREVER, but I’ve probably only got another five to ten years on this show and I think we’ve at least got that covered!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/latenightcd3.jpgLATENIGHTCD3“The next person to ask ‘When is lunch’ is gonna be writing jokes in the hallway!”     “What about brunch?”     “GET OUT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/latenightcd2.jpgLATENIGHTCD2“Tell me we’ll win an Oscar, Miss Thompson.  When said in your soothing voice, all things seem possible!”     “Yeah… I mean, I guess it’s POSSIBLE.”     “That’s all I need…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/latenightcd1.jpgLATENIGHTCD1Not EVERYONE can go to TBS, alright!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/latenightcd0.jpgLATENIGHTCD02020-09-08T19:55:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/05/cinema-dispatch-lady-bird/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ladybirdcd5.jpgLADYBIRDCD5WHERE DID YOU GO!?  Do we need to wait for a Netflix spin-off series to find out what the heck happened!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ladybirdcd4.jpgLADYBIRDCD4Do people usually yell at each other about their mom’s boobs?  Was this a part of high school that just went right over my head?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ladybirdcd3.jpgLADYBIRDCD3“Today I will be performing an interpretive dance called ‘My mother doesn’t like me and I just need a place to hide the body’.  It’s forty five minutes long and the first three rows will get wet.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ladybirdcd2.jpgLADYBIRDCD2“This could have ended a WHOLE lot worse. At least I still have all my internal organs!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ladybirdcd1.jpgLADYBIRDCD1“Will you back me up on this, Larry!?”     “Nah, I think you’ve got this handled.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ladybirdcd0.jpgLADYBIRDCD02020-09-08T19:53:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/14/cinema-dispatch-la-la-land/2020-09-08T19:53:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/24/cinema-dispatch-kubo-and-the-two-strings/2020-09-08T19:51:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/11/cinema-dispatch-krampus/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd7.jpgKRAMPUSCD7How the hell did they NOT include Santa in this!?  Would that ending have been TOO awesome!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd6.jpgKRAMPUSCD6“I knew I should have taken that left turn at Nilbog!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd5.jpgKRAMPUSCD5“I’m sure these dolls are very popular on… whatever planet the Predators are from.  Preda-topia?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd4.jpgKRAMPUSCD4“Please sign these forms confirming that we have ruined your lives an effectively and taught you a lesson about the spirit of Christmas.  If you’d like to take a survey, there’s one on page six and doing so will give you a 4% rebate the next time we visit.”     “Does that mean I’ll get to keep someone’s finger or something?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd3.jpgKRAMPUSCD3“Need a bit of holiday cheer right about now.  In fact, I’ll make it a double…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd2.jpgKRAMPUSCD2Wait, Christmas is now too commercialized?  Wow movie!  I’ve NEVER heard that before!!  Please!  Tell us more about this fantastic hypothesis you’ve come up with!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd1.jpgKRAMPUSCD1Even if it is, that’s some serious damning with faint praise.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/krampuscd0.jpgKRAMPUSCD02020-09-08T19:51:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/16/cinema-dispatch-kong-skull-island/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kongskullislandcd6.jpgKONGSKULLISLANDCD6“GGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kongskullislandcd5.jpgKONGSKULLISLANDCD5“RUNNING!  RUNNING!  RUNNING!  RUNNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kongskullislandcd4.jpgKONGSKULLISLANDCD4Hey, he’s no less convincing of a Samurai than Keanu Reeves was!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kongskullislandcd3.jpgKONGSKULLISLANDCD3King Kong is about a giant ape, so they put a giant fucking ape in this.  GENIUS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kongskullislandcd2.jpgKONGSKULLISLANDCD2Is Aaron Taylor-Johnson in this?  I DIDN’T THINK SO!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kongskullislandcd1.jpgKONGSKULLISLANDCD1“This guy doesn’t have thermonuclear breath, right?”     “No, but he can still throw stuff at us.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/kongskullislandcd0.jpgKONGSKULLISLANDCD02020-09-08T19:49:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/25/cinema-dispatch-knives-out/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/knivesoutcd5.jpgKNIVESOUTCD5“Who are you again?”     “For the last time dad, I’m your son.”     “Oh right!  …  Wait, are you sure?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/knivesoutcd4.jpgKNIVESOUTCD4“Thank you all for coming, we can now begin reading the will.”     “Hold on.  DAD!?  YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!”     “What?”     “I’m certain he’s gonna pop up from behind that knife thing or the lights will go out and there’ll be a mysterious letter on the table, just SOMETHING that’ll happen.”     “I’m pretty sure he’s dead.”     “Oh you’re SO sure of that!?  Do you remember my eighth birthday!?”     “…You’re right.  Let’s double check…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/knivesoutcd3.jpgKNIVESOUTCD3“The murderer… IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!”     “GASP!”     “Or maybe they’re not!”     “Gasp?”     “What if… HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!?”     “What, Walt?  He hasn’t even done a push up since the mid-nineties!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/knivesoutcd2.jpgKNIVESOUTCD2The new James Bond movie came out WAY sooner than I expected!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/knivesoutcd1.jpgKNIVESOUTCD1“There was a time where I thought cracking bank vaults would solve all my problems.  Then I realized that my true passion was in cracking cases.  And also cracking bank vaults.  That’s just fun!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/knivesoutcd0.jpgKNIVESOUTCD02020-09-08T19:44:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/26/cinema-dispatch-kingsman-the-golden-circle/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ktgccd6.jpgKTGCCD6Unless you’re gonna be killing dudes in the NEXT Kingsman movie, you’d be better off making Kidnapped 2: It Happened Again Somehow!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ktgccd5.jpgKTGCCD5“At least I still my health insurance covers pre-existing conditions!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ktgccd4.jpgKTGCCD4Wait, a villain who ISN’T based on Steve Jobs and rooted in technophobia!?  HOW NOVEL!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ktgccd3.jpgKTGCCD3I’m pretty sure that suit alone could fund an afterschool program or provide free lunches for a whole school year.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ktgccd2.jpgKTGCCD2You KNOW your film has structural issues when it can’t even find a place for Channing Tatum.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ktgccd1.jpgKTGCCD1“DON’T MAKE ME USE THIS!  I GOT THIS SHIT STRAIGHT FROM THE PENGUIN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ktgccd0.jpgKTGCCD02020-09-08T19:39:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/12/cinema-dispatch-king-arthur-legend-of-the-sword/2020-09-08T19:38:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/03/cinema-dispatch-kin/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kincd5.jpgKINCD5I mean, I sure wasn’t EXPECTING a prequel to Halo, but it’s certainly better than Halo 5!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kincd4.jpgKINCD4Hey, you think we can… maybe get your brother instead?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kincd3.jpgKINCD3“I think we’ve been chatting back and forth for quite a while, so let’s let the gun do the talking now.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kincd2.jpgKINCD2PEW-PEW-PEW!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kincd1.jpgKINCD1Sir Not Appearing In This Movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kincd0.jpgKINCD02020-09-08T19:29:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/10/cinema-dispatch-kidnap/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/kidnapcd5.jpgKIDNAPCD5REALLY hope those aren’t real ones…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/kidnapcd3.jpgKIDNAPCD3 She’s a maniac, MANIAC, on the road!  And she’s driving like she’s never drove BEFORE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/kidnapcd4.jpgKIDNAPCD4“WHERE IS HE!?”     “What?  I can’t understand you when you do that really fake growly voice.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/kidnapcd2.jpgKIDNAPCD2“THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/kidnapcd1.jpgKIDNAPCD1“Grand Theft Auto, don’t fail me now!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/kidnapcd0.jpgKIDNAPCD02020-09-08T19:17:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/29/cinema-dispatch-keeping-up-with-the-joneses/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kuwtjcd5.jpgkuwtjcd5Did someone say… spinoff!?  No, because these two are way better than that.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kuwtjcd4.jpgkuwtjcd4“GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!”     “You signed the contract, mother fucker!  You’re here for the long haul!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kuwtjcd3.jpgkuwtjcd3“I like brewing!”     …     “Does that do anything for ya?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kuwtjcd2.jpgkuwtjcd2“Where is my career going?  What am I doing with my life!?”     “Zach, can we put this little existential crisis on hold until AFTER we get the shot?  We’ve got a busy schedule today, buddy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kuwtjcd1.jpgkuwtjcd1“I’m think you’re gonna need this, bro.”     “Why do you think that?”     “Pass it over here.  I was in The Town god damn it…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kuwtjcd0.jpgkuwtjcd02020-09-08T19:16:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/30/cinema-dispatch-keanu/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd7.jpgKEANUCD7“You two make the guy from Hatred look dignified.”     “…”     I’m sorry.  I… I didn’t mean it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd6.jpgKEANUCD6“We’re totally DOPE gangstas!”     “Really?  Well what colors are you wearing?”     “Uh… The Mint Green Face Cutters?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd5.jpgKEANUCD5It’s like The Usual Suspects!  Except… well… for everything that made that movie awesome.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd4.jpgKEANUCD4“Bro.  I’m TELLING you!  Faith was the best album of 1987;  HANDS.  DOWN!”     “OH GOD!!  HELP US!!  THEY’VE GOT SWORDS!!  SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!”     “Did you hear that?”     “Nah.  It was probably nothing.  Oh look!  Father Figure!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd3.jpgKEANUCD3So this is where Alan Bishopman ended up when his sword shop became too successful… and I guess came back from the dead.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd2.jpgKEANUCD2“So when someone says they’re phoning it in…”     “That’s an expression.  Not literal.”     “DAMN!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd1.jpgKEANUCD1“WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!?”     “YOU DID IT!  WHATEVER IT IS, I T WAS YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/keanucd0.jpgKEANUCD02020-09-08T19:15:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/08/super-wrestling-aew-all-out-2020/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-23.jpgAEWALLOUT20-23“What are you doing Maxwell?” “NOTHING!” “Max…” “I SAID I WASN’T DOING ANYTHING! LEAVE ME ALONE!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-22.jpgAEWALLOUT20-22“How’s it look, Wardlow?” “Oh, it’s just a flesh wound! Quit being a baby!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-21.jpgAEWALLOUT20-21https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-20.jpgAEWALLOUT20-20“MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-19.jpgAEWALLOUT20-19https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-18.jpgAEWALLOUT20-18Nap break!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-17.jpgAEWALLOUT20-17“ANY DAY NOW, REF!!” “Wait, did you hear that? Did someone call me? Nah, it was probably nothing.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-16.jpgAEWALLOUT20-16https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-15.jpgAEWALLOUT20-15See, THAT’S a guy who knows what he’s about, and how punchable his face is!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/aewallout20-14.jpgAEWALLOUT20-142020-09-08T18:23:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/18/cinema-dispatch-justice-league/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd7.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD7“You probably have a lot of questions right now.”     “Oh, you know… just a few…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd6.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD6“I will save this franchise if I have to drag EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd5.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD5Oh look!  An actor giving a performance is MUCH more interesting than someone with globs of CG all over them!  IMAGINE THAT!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd4.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD4“There’s not enough RAM in the world to connect THESE dots!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd3.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD3Yeah, this looks like it’s gonna end well!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd2.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD2“I love the smell of Bat-Napalm in the morning!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd1.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD1“For Justice!  For the Greater Good!  FOR BOX OFFICE VIABILITY!!”     “MY MAN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justiceleaguecd0.jpgJUSTICELEAGUECD02020-09-07T01:42:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/26/cinema-dispatch-jurassic-world-fallen-kingdom/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jwfkcd5.jpgJWFKCD5YOU MANIACS!  YOU BLEW IT UP!  DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jwfkcd4.jpgJWFKCD4“SHH!!  The monster has to be quiet now for some reason!  Wouldn’t want to cause TOO much of a fuss!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jwfkcd3.jpgJWFKCD3“Rolling, rolling, rolling, ROLLING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jwfkcd2.jpgJWFKCD2“Truly fascinating.  So… can you write it out to CASH?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jwfkcd1.jpgJWFKCD1The next one should be called Dawn of the Planet of the Dinosaurs!  T-REX WITH MACHINE GUNS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jwfkcd0.jpgJWFKCD02020-09-07T01:41:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/06/17/cinema-dispatch-jurassic-world/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw8.jpgJW8“The fuck did I do to YOU Spielberg!?  Did you have another divorce or something!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw7.jpgJW7“Oh, so you need my help with something?  Well why don’t you help me with something in my love shack first?”     “Love shack?”     “Well it’s better than sex trailer.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw6.jpgJW6You are about to have a bad day and not just because of the dinosaurs.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw5.jpgJW5“Yes sir.  Dinosaurs.”     …     “Okay, yes.  I know it sounds dumb at FIRST but.”     …     “Okay, sir there’s no reason to use that kind of language.”     …     “How much do they eat?  Uh… let me get back to you on that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw4.jpgJW4“Cloning dinosaurs is so passé at this point, but creating NEW types of dinosaurs?  THAT’S where the REAL mad science is at!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw3.jpgJW3“Is this gonna be another bug hunt sir?”     “More like a lizard hunt, but same basic idea.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw2.jpgJW2Look!  You’ve got a Sea World episode right there!  Call me Universal!!  I’ve got like… three more ideas.  (HINT: Robo-Dinosaurs!)https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw1.jpgJW1No matter what it is, just keep running.  Dinosaurs, cops, Parks and Rec fans, doesn’t matter.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jw0.jpgJW02020-09-07T01:40:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/22/cinema-dispatch-the-jungle-book/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tjbcd6.jpgTJBCD6“That’s right… Enjoy the pretty pictures and talented actors… Just go ahead and be lulled into a false sense of security…”     “False sense of security?”     “I mean… NOT false?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tjbcd5.jpgTJBCD5“I’ll do one sequel and then say I’ll do ANOTHER one for like twenty years, and then it will never happen.”     “Sounds like a dick move to me Baloo.”     Alright, fine.  I MIGHT say yes if the scripts are worth a damn, but what are the chances of THAT happening?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tjbcd4.jpgTJBCD4“You get me what I need, and I’ll protect you.  You cross me?  I’ll show you what true dangers are lurking in the jungle.  …Oh, and uh…  oobee doo, shoo-ba-dee-doo.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tjbcd3.jpgTJBCD3“I’ve seen some shit man!  Fought a bunch of monkeys, survived a bee attack, and did a musical number with a giant freaking bear!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tjbcd2.jpgTJBCD2Did he have a scar in the last movie?  I don’t think he did.  That’s something, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tjbcd1.jpgTJBCD1“What have I told you TIME and TIME again?”     “Don’t forget to take that left turn at Albuquerque?”     “And did you?”     “No.  I’ll do better next time.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tjbcd0.jpgTJBCD02020-09-07T01:38:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/23/cinema-dispatch-jumanji-welcome-to-the-jungle/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jwttjcd5.jpgJWTTJCD5“Wow!  I don’t even have to have dead parents!  SWEET!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jwttjcd4.jpgJWTTJCD4This Breakfast Club sequel is quite underwhelming.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jwttjcd3.jpgJWTTJCD3“Why do YOU get all the sexy clothing?”     “Well obviously because I wear it better!”     “Sigh…”     “Don’t be jealous of my bowtie!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jwttjcd2.jpgJWTTJCD2“Running, Running, Running, RUNNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jwttjcd1.jpgJWTTJCD1I don’t know about Far Cry 5, but this looks like a great direction to take Far Cry 6!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jwttjcd0.jpgJWTTJCD02020-09-07T01:36:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/12/18/cinema-dispatch-jumanji-the-next-level/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/jumanji2cd5.jpgJUMANJI2CD5Seriously, how many more personas is Bray Wyatt gonna come up with!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/jumanji2cd4.jpgJUMANJI2CD4“In order to advance to the next location, you will need to build an airplane!”     “Oh that doesn’t sound too bad.”     “You will need ten thousand rocks, ten thousand steel ore, and five thousand gold pieces, OR you can buy a plane right now for the low low prices of $4.99!”     “Well how long-”     “You’ll get five pieces of gold a day if you’re lucky, now pay up!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/jumanji2cd3.jpgJUMANJI2CD3“Run! And jump! And run, and run, and jump!  Just ten more minutes, you’re dong great!”     “I HATE CARDIO DAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/jumanji2cd2.jpgJUMANJI2CD2I would have watched this movie twice to see these two impersonate Mac, Charlie, Denis, and Dee.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/jumanji2cd1.jpgJUMANJI2CD1“I’ve got a human meat guy, and if you’re not careful I’ll take you right to him with these giant muscular arms!”     “Yeah, well with this tiny body I’m sure he won’t give you much for me, so ha!”     “What in the heck are they even talking about!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/jumanji2cd0.jpgJUMANJI2CD02020-09-07T01:36:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/05/cinema-dispatch-judy/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/judycd4.jpgJUDYCD4“NONE OF YOU WOULD BE HERE WITHOUT ME!!”     “Yes Miss Zellweger.”     “WHO’S THIS ZELLWEGER YOU SPEAK OF?  I AM JUDY GARLAND!”     “Yes Miss Garland.”     “Wow is she convincing!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/judycd3.jpgJUDYCD3“First rule of Judy Club… never talk about Judy Club.”     “Well if you say so.”     “Unless you can get me a movie deal, in which case don’t ever stop talking about Judy Club.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/judycd2.jpgJUDYCD2Which would have been a better cover; Killer Queen or Show Must Go On?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/judycd1.jpgJUDYCD1Why ARE there so many songs about rainbows?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/judycd0.jpgJUDYCD02020-09-07T01:28:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/18/cinema-dispatch-jojo-rabbit/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jojorabbitcd5.jpgJOJORABBITCD5“NOT ALL NAZIS!!”     “You know, I may not like what he says but I agree with his right to say it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jojorabbitcd4.jpgJOJORABBITCD4“Tell her it’s all fake news.”     “YOUR ANTI-NAZI RHETORIC IS NOTHING BUT FAKE NEWS FROM THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WHO’S TOO COWARDLY TO REPORT THE TRUTH!”     “Boo-yah!  Sounds like someone’s about to be triggered!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jojorabbitcd3.jpgJOJORABBITCD3“No one knows what it’s like… to be a sad Nazi…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jojorabbitcd2.jpgJOJORABBITCD2“I don’t know, Mr. Hitler.  I just have all these questions.”     “QUESTIONS!?  Why ask questions when you can have convictions!?”     “Huh.  I guess you’re right!  This is WAY easier!”     “That a boy, Jojo!  Now run along and try to weed out any sedition!”     “Yes sir!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jojorabbitcd1.jpgJOJORABBITCD1“Jojo, it’s just not gonna work out.”     “What are you saying?”     “Look, it’s not you; it’s me!  We can still be pen pals though!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jojorabbitcd0.jpgJOJORABBITCD02020-09-07T01:27:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/10/05/cinema-dispatch-joker/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jokercd5.pngJOKERCD5Yeah, I’m sure THAT’S a message that will shake the masses out of their Late-Capitalism complacency.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jokercd4.pngJOKERCD4“CLOWN LIVES MATTER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jokercd3.pngJOKERCD3Pictured: Me after the first thirty minutes of this movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jokercd2.pngJOKERCD2“No one knows what it’s like… to be a sad clown…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jokercd1.pngJOKERCD1“I call it… MY JOKE BOOK!”     “…”     “Seriously?  Nothing?”     “Oh, uh... no, that’s clever!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jokercd0.pngJOKERCD02020-09-07T01:26:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/20/cinema-dispatch-john-wick-chapter-3-parabellum/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/johnwick3cd5.jpgJOHNWICK3CD5“How about we send thirty guys after him?”     “We already tried that.”     “Oh.  Seventy?”     “We tried that too.  They were gone within thirty minutes.”     “Oh dang.  Well I have to catch up on Game of Thrones, so how about two hundred and see if they last two episodes?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/johnwick3cd4.jpgJOHNWICK3CD4“Okay, I can either keep shooting people in the head, or we can settle this with a game of backgammon, what do you say?”     “Eh… I don’t have any dice with me, but I DO have plenty of henchmen on call…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/johnwick3cd3.jpgJOHNWICK3CD3“You’ve got to remember… there is no bird.”     “What?”     “AHHH!!  I’M JUST KIDDING!  LIGHTEN UP, WILL YA?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/johnwick3cd2.jpgJOHNWICK3CD2“I sure do miss my wife.”     *BLAM*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/johnwick3cd1.jpgJOHNWICK3CD1I propose a cutest dog competition!  I mean really, there’s no other reasonable way to solve this.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/johnwick3cd0.jpgJOHNWICK3CD02020-09-07T01:23:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/11/cinema-dispatch-john-wick-chapter-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/johnwick2cd6.jpgjohnwick2cd6“Really?  ALL you mother fuckers think you have a shot?  You DO know who I am, right!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/johnwick2cd5.jpgjohnwick2cd5“I don’t have to explain shit to YOU!  I was in Deadwood, god damn it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/johnwick2cd4.jpgjohnwick2cd4See, this is what happens when you don’t read the fine print.  Apple’s gonna come after your ass too sooner or later!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/johnwick2cd3.jpgjohnwick2cd3Free tip.  If you’re about to do something and you realize that THIS dumbass has already done; STOP DOING IT!  ESPECIALLY if it’s that half assed Jheri Curl!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/johnwick2cd2.jpgjohnwick2cd2My GOD!  He’s learned to clone!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/johnwick2cd1.jpgjohnwick2cd1Trick question.  Anything John touches is automatically bulletproof.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/johnwick2cd0.jpgjohnwick2cd02020-09-07T01:21:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/02/cinema-dispatch-jigsaw/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jigsawcd5.jpgJIGSAWCD5Turns out it was Dr Evil the whole time!  Hey, they may not be on sharks, but he DID get his frickin’ laser beams!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jigsawcd4.jpgJIGSAWCD4You may just see a dude screaming at a rake?  I see an ACTUAL CHARACTER screaming at a rake!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jigsawcd3.jpgJIGSAWCD3Meh.  Boris Karloff did it first.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jigsawcd2.jpgJIGSAWCD2This time… I don’t know, they’ve got buckets on their heads or something?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jigsawcd1.jpgJIGSAWCD1Seems like a lot of effort to go through; especially when he uses his real voice anyway…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jigsawcd0.jpgJIGSAWCD02020-09-07T01:18:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/06/cinema-dispatch-jexi/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jexicd5.jpgJEXICD5“Raise your hand if you were in a Marvel movie!”     …     “THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jexicd4.jpgJEXICD4“COME ON SWEETIE!  SIRI IS JUST A FRIEND!!”     “KEEP RUNNING SCUMBAG!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jexicd3.jpgJEXICD3“SNOOZING MEANS YOUR LOSING, NOW GET UP OR I’LL DELETE YOUR SPOTIFY PLAYLIST!!”     “Not my Car Ride Mix 5!”     “ESPECIALLY Car Ride Mix 5!”     “GAHHH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jexicd2.jpgJEXICD2 “I guess this is what you would call… PHONE SEX!?”     “…you ruined it.  The mood is gone and I’m not gonna let you open Instagram tonight.”     “I’M SORRY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jexicd1.jpgJEXICD1“You wanna know how I got these scars?  YOU DROPPED ME WHILE EATING THAT CANDY BAR!!“     “Oh come on baby!  I got you that protective case, didn’t I?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/jexicd0.jpgJEXICD02020-09-07T01:16:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/29/cinema-dispatch-jem-and-the-holograms/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jathcd6.jpgJATHCD6“My name’s Jem, and I’m gonna play a song that make the whole sing in peace and harmony.  It took me all day to write it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jathcd5.jpgJATHCD5It’s too bad most of the movie is them either playing with phones or moping about because moments like this are actually pretty cool.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jathcd4.jpgJATHCD4“With abs like these, why shouldn’t I be in charge?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jathcd3.jpgJATHCD3“Shall I help you find your father’s home movies, or destroy humanity?”     “We’re gonna go with the former for now.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jathcd2.jpgJATHCD2“Now look.  We don’t have money, decent cameras, a workable script, or even much connection to the source material, but we have name recognition damn it!  And we’re gonna take that straight to the top of the box office, right!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jathcd1.jpgJATHCD1“This is REALLY gonna suck, isn’t it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jathcd0.jpgJATHCD02020-09-07T01:14:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/03/cinema-dispatch-jane-got-a-gun/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd7.jpgJGAGCD7“I was in the last Star Wars movie.  You wanna fuck?”     “You just had a one line cameo.”     “Is that a yes?”     “That’s a maybe.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd6.jpgJGAGCD6“And we all lived happily ever after!”     “But what about-“     “I SAID HAPPILY EVER AFTER, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd5.jpgJGAGCD5Man I wish they had like… one other angle to shoot what’s happening outside!  Looks pretty interesting!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd4.jpgJGAGCD4“How could this happening to me!?  I’ve made my mistakes!!  Got nowhere to run!!  The Night goes on as I’m fading away!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd3.jpgJGAGCD3“Wait, you’re telling me that you were doing things while I was at war, and that led to the circumstances that led you to marrying that guy?  Mind… BLOWN!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd2.jpgJGAGCD2Someone gets shot in the dick (poorly I might add) and yet they can’t even make THAT any fun.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd1.jpgJGAGCD1“Just hit the target.”     “Okay.  I got this.”     *Bang*     “Hold on.”     *Bang*     “Hold on.”     *Bang*     “hold on, wait.  I got it.”     *Bang*     “Hold on.”     “Ugh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jgagcd0.jpgJGAGCD02020-09-07T01:13:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/30/cinema-dispatch-jack-reacher-never-go-back/2020-09-07T01:05:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/15/cinema-dispatch-it-comes-at-night/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/icancd6.jpgICANCD6DON’T OPEN THE DOOR, YOU FOOL!  Actually, go ahead and open it.  What do I care?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/icancd5.jpgICANCD5Wow!  Using gas masks as a visual metaphor for the dehumanizing effects of a harsh and uninhabitable world!  Tell us more, critically acclaimed film that OBVIOUSLY didn’t rip off Dr Who!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/icancd4.jpgICANCD4Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road.  You swerve, narrowly avoiding… The Scary Door!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/icancd3.jpgICANCD3Oh, fuck you movie.   I can see where this is going.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/icancd2.jpgICANCD2Didn’t they already do this in Superbad?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/icancd1.jpgICANCD1Honestly, that would have been a MUCH better movie…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/icancd0.jpgICANCD02020-09-07T01:04:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/09/09/cinema-dispatch-it-chapter-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/itc2cd6.jpgITC2CD6“I say we beat it with the power of love.”     “Well I say we beat it with the power of ROCK!!”     “How about a gun?  Did anyone think to bring a gun?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/itc2cd5.jpgITC2CD5It’s at least not as bad as The Last Witch Hunter.  If it was THAT bad, I would look like this right now.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/itc2cd4.jpgITC2CD4As long as we don’t get Pennywise IN SPACE, I think we’ll be fine.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/itc2cd3.jpgITC2CD3“I GET IT!! YOU’RE A CLOWN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/itc2cd2.jpgITC2CD2“And then the alien explodes into a red mist and takes over the dude’s body!”     “Are you serious!?”     “Yeah, and in the movie he talks with an outrageous British accent!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/itc2cd1.jpgITC2CD1“I WANT A FIVE HUNDRED WORD ESSAY ABOUT THE ENDING ON MY DESK TOMORROW MORNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/itc2cd0.jpgITC2CD02020-09-07T00:59:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/09/cinema-dispatch-it/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd7.jpgITCD7This is gonna be me at the Chapter 2 screening, isn’t it?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd4.jpgITCD4Don’t get too cute with me, movie!  That’s what we have The Dark Tower for!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd5.jpgITCD5“Who’s got two thumbs and is about to eat your face?”     “Um… Is it-”     “WWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd6.jpgITCD6NOT IN THIS MOVIE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd2.jpgITCD2Dude, how long did you spend making that?  Was it worth it?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd3.jpgITCD3See?  Even the library is getting into the spooky spirit!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd1.jpgITCD1“We’ll be right back after these messages…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/itcd0.jpgITCD02020-09-07T00:58:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/03/cinema-dispatch-isnt-it-romantic/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/itrcd5.jpgITRCD5You loved it in Spider-Man too!  Don’t even front about that!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/itrcd4.jpgITRCD4“Am I a gay stereotype or a COMMENTARY on gay stereotypes!  YOU DECIDE!!”     “Who are you even talking to!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/itrcd3.jpgITRCD3It turns out her true calling was to be a Karaoke Superstar!  Who knew!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/itrcd2.jpgITRCD2Ah yes!  The well-worn trope of Romantic Comedy protagonists… that is already rich?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/itrcd1.jpgITRCD1“I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT WITH MY OWN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/itrcd0.jpgITRCD02020-09-07T00:52:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/29/cinema-dispatch-the-invisible-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/timcd5.jpgTIMCD5“Where are you, you BASTARD!?”     *BUURRRP*     “AH HA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/timcd4.jpgTIMCD4What, he’s not just the Invisible Man; he’s THE SPOILER too!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/timcd3.jpgTIMCD3“It’s not enough that you’re ruining my life, you have to hog the sheets too!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/timcd2.jpgTIMCD2“You can wait your turn just like everyone else.  Wait, is that on the outside of the glass or the inside of the glass?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/timcd1.jpgTIMCD1“First the Green Goblin, and now this…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/timcd0.jpgTIMCD02020-09-07T00:47:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/15/cinema-dispatch-the-intruder/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/theintrudercd5.jpgTHEINTRUDERCD5“Don’t forget to water the lawn, and make sure you keep the troll fed.”     “…Was that a joke?”     “Uh… yes…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/theintrudercd4.jpgTHEINTRUDERCD4“NOTICE MEEEEE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/theintrudercd3.jpgTHEINTRUDERCD3“What, so you think you get ALL this screen time and don’t have to share it with the rest of us?”     “I’m sorry, which one of us was the star of The Day After Tomorrow?  HUH!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/theintrudercd2.jpgTHEINTRUDERCD2“ARE YOU WATCHING THE NEW SPIDER-MAN TRAILER!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/theintrudercd1.jpgTHEINTRUDERCD1 “I’m collecting for the Quaid Quality of Life Fund.  Your contributions will go directly towards funding a sequel to The Rookie.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/theintrudercd0.jpgTHEINTRUDERCD02020-09-07T00:46:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/17/cinema-dispatch-the-intern/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/interncd5.jpgINTERNCD5“We just feel you shouldn’t have to worry so much about everything.  Let someone else deal with all this stress!”     “Duly noted.  Now give me back my phone before I deck you in that smug face of yours”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/interncd4.jpgINTERNCD4With Post-Retirement Interns, you get the benefit of decades of experience and fresh perspective that may be just what your company needs.  Also, they have Medicare so you don’t have to pay for their insurance!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/interncd3.jpgINTERNCD3“Do I hear wedding bells?”     “No…”     “Then my hearing aid must have a glitch in it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/interncd2.jpgINTERNCD2“Is the tie working?”     “Nope.  Neither is my cardigan.”     “Let’s just go home and play WOW or D&D or other nerd stuff.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/interncd1.jpgINTERNCD1Fist bumps?  But that’s what young people do!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/interncd0.jpgINTERNCD02020-09-07T00:42:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/06/19/cinema-dispatch-inside-out/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io7.jpgIO7Scenes like this work SO much better than French Fry Forest.  No really, there’s a forest of French Fries.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io6.jpgIO6“I sure hope that giant city collapsing doesn’t mean she’s gonna have a stroke!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io5.jpgIO5Oh, and this guy joins the group who I SWORE was gonna end up being the bad guy.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io4.pngIO4“So we just have to go through here?”     “No, we have to go through here and then go through the personality islands before we can hope on the train of thought.”     “But then we’re home free, right?”     “Well aren’t YOU an optimistic one.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io3.jpgIO3“Why don’t I rip your head off and shove it up Fear’s nose?  YOU WANNA GET NUTS!?  LET’S GET NUTS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io2.jpgIO2I’m sure EVERYTHING will be okay without them!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io1.jpgIO1Our heroes ladies and gentlemen.  And they control EVERYTHING we do.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/io0.pngIO02020-09-07T00:41:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/26/cinema-dispatch-ingrid-goes-west/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd6.jpgIGWCD6The writers DO remember that this was at the beginning of the movie, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd7.jpgIGWCD7https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd4.jpgIGWCD4“Aww… that’s so sweet! I wonder what her hair smells like…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd5.jpgIGWCD5It’s like if that one dude from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey made an evil robot clone of Zac Efron.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd2.jpgIGWCD2A laugh a minute, I say!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd3.jpgIGWCD3GET OUT OF THERE! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd0.jpgIGWCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/igwcd1.jpgIGWCD1“Miss Ludgate! Where did you hide the bodies!?”2020-09-07T00:40:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/15/cinema-dispatch-the-infiltrator/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/infiltratorcd6.jpgINFILTRATORCD6I could probably make a Game of Thrones reference here if I knew anything about that show… which I don’t.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/infiltratorcd5.jpgINFILTRATORCD5“We could really use this to spice up the ending.”     “It doesn’t make sense.  Escobar doesn’t get killed until 93.”     “You’re KILLING me here!  How the hell are we supposed to end this thing!?”     “There’s a pretty big bust at the end.”     “Yeah, but there’s not gonna be a shoot-out, now is there?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/infiltratorcd4.jpgINFILTRATORCD4“I’m not happy about any of this.”     “Oh really?  And what are you gonna do?”     “I’m gonna piss and moan until this is all over, and then I’ll take you back when you’re finished.”     “That’s it?”     “Yeah, that’s all I got.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/infiltratorcd3.jpgINFILTRATORCD3“If we don’t stick to the plan, we’re all DEAD!”     “Okay… so what’s the plan?”     “YOU DON’T KNOW!?”     “Do you?”     “…shut up.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/infiltratorcd2.jpgINFILTRATORCD2“Come on Bryan.  We’ve got SO many scenes to shoot today.”     “Eh… I do my best work sitting down.”     “Really now?”     “well sitting down OR lying on my back.  Remember the crawlspace scene?”     “Yes, we ALL remember the crawlspace scene…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/infiltratorcd1.jpgINFILTRATORCD1“I mean really, what'd you expect me to do? Just simply roll over and die!?”     “So you lost ONE Oscar!  Could you at least have something more original between now and Power Rangers!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/infiltratorcd0.jpgINFILTRATORCD02020-09-07T00:36:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/03/cinema-dispatch-inferno/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/infernocd6.jpginfernocd6“We have to go directly to Hell in order to save the future!”     “Say what now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/infernocd5.jpginfernocd5“I’M A GENIUS!!”     *SPLAT*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/infernocd4.jpginfernocd4“You do realize that NONE of this is going to work, right?”     “You don’t KNOW that!  What, are you a psychic all of a sudden?”     “No.  I’m your accountant.”     “Don’t get sassy with me!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/infernocd3.jpginfernocd3“So the guy just wrote in invisible ink on the back of this artifact?”     “Apparently.”     “So instead of trusting the information to one or two other people or leaving them explicit instructions on locating the information, he put it on something that thousands of people see a day and at any point someone could have revealed his message and found out what he was up to?”     “Well we’re not exactly talking about a stable guy here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/infernocd2.jpginfernocd2There are still explosions!  …  In dream sequences, but that still counts!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/infernocd1.jpginfernocd1“Look!  Zobrist added words to this picture! It must mean something!”     …     “No wait.  It’s just some terrible poetry about the darkness of mankind and shit.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/infernocd0.jpginfernocd02020-09-06T23:25:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/29/cinema-dispatch-independence-day-resurgence/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd7.jpgIDRCD7I’m pretty sure this EXACT shot was in X-Men Apocalypse.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd6.jpgIDRCD6“I can tell you all about the wars.  The nights where we hunted those creatures.  The days we ran for our lives.  The family we’ve lost, and the vengeance that consumed us.”     “That’s nice, but can we just get the CliffsNotes?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd5.jpgIDRCD5“I may be your first female president, but I won’t be your last!”     “Is that another space ship like the one from 1996?”     “SERIOUSLY!?”     “No wait.  It’s bigger this time.”     “DAMN IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd4.jpgIDRCD4“I just wanted to say… I love you.”     “Huh?”     “In that lab coat!   It’s uh… it’s a VERY NICE lab coat!”     “Okay… are we holding hands?”     “…Maybe.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd3.jpgIDRCD3Pew-pew!  Pew-pew-pew!!  Also, shouldn’t the fighter jets’ laser beams be shooting out red white and blue beams?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd2.jpgIDRCD2“I finally agreed to be in your damn movie, now will you release me!?”     “NO!  You must be preserved in case we make a third one!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd1.jpgIDRCD1NOT JEFF GOLDBLUM!  HE’S AMERICA’S GREATEST TREASURE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/idrcd0.jpgIDRCD02020-09-06T23:24:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/20/cinema-dispatch-incredibles-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/incredibles2cd5.jpgINCREDIBLES2CD5“Okay, instead of talking CARS… how about… singing… pencil sharpeners… ZZZ…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/incredibles2cd4.jpgINCREDIBLES2CD4I mean who DOESN’T want an animated Saul Goodman spinoff!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/incredibles2cd3.jpgINCREDIBLES2CD3“STAY SHARP, ROBERT!  It’s time for my cameo!”     “Whatever…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/incredibles2cd2.jpgINCREDIBLES2CD2“So is that gonna be our superhero team name?”     “I don’t see why not.”     “No, of course.  It’s not like you couldn’t POSSIBLY go by Mr. Elastigirl.”     “You say something honey?”     “Oh no, it’s nothing.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/incredibles2cd1.jpgINCREDIBLES2CD1“Can we have just ONE meal without property damage!?  IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/incredibles2cd0.jpgINCREDIBLES2CD02020-09-06T23:23:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/06/cinema-dispatch-bill-ted-face-the-music/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/btftmcd5.jpgBTFTMCD5Shine on you magnificent time travelers, and hopefully I’ll someday get that Bill & Ted/Tenacious D crossover I’ve always wanted!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/btftmcd4.jpgBTFTMCD4“Dude, this is a lot of empty space and polished marble for a bunch of people to just float around.” “Yeah, are there like still rich people and poor people in the future? I mean I was kinda hoping that the first thing our music would fix would be Capitalism, but-“ “WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/btftmcd3.jpgBTFTMCD3“DUUUUUDE, I can totally be in John Wick 4 now, right!?” “Oh HECK yeah!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/btftmcd2.jpgBTFTMCD2“Dude, what the heck is that thing over there?” “What thing?” “The thing our dads just went into!” “Oh! I think it’s called a TARDIS?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/btftmcd1.jpgBTFTMCD1“We humbly accept these seven Oscars, the Noble Peace Prize, and the Grammy for Best New Artist!” “We had to go all the way back to 1977, but we got it!” “Take THAT, Starland Vocal Band!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/btftmcd0.jpgBTFTMCD02020-09-06T14:15:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/10/cinema-dispatch-incarnate/2020-09-05T18:56:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/01/23/cinema-dispatch-i-tonya/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/itonyacd5.jpgITONYACD5“Yup.  That’s me, Nancy Kerrigan.  You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.  Well, it’s a bit of a long story!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/itonyacd4.jpgITONYACD4Seriously, this is starting to look more and more like a Suicide Squad prequel.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/itonyacd3.jpgITONYACD3See, if THIS is what happened, I’m PRETTY sure Nancy wouldn’t have made it to the Olympics.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/itonyacd2.jpgITONYACD2“Now if I had done something like this, MAYBE everyone would have had a point! But I didn't! So... case closed!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/itonyacd1.jpgITONYACD1“TA-DAAAAAAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/itonyacd0.jpgITONYACD02020-09-05T18:55:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/22/cinema-dispatch-i-feel-pretty/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ifpcd5.jpgIFPCD5“Why hello there, pretty lady!”     “OH MY GOSH!  ARE YOU ED SKREIN!?”     “What?  No, I’m-“     “Mr. Skrein!  You were SO good in that Transporter reboot!”     “Um… thank you?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ifpcd4.jpgIFPCD4This Insomniac reboot doesn’t look half bad!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ifpcd3.jpgIFPCD3You’d think an employee would at least TRY not to look so baffled at her… being happy about herself.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ifpcd2.jpgIFPCD2“Them skinny bitches, am I right!?”     “Uh… sure…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ifpcd1.jpgIFPCD1“I AM sexy, and I know it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ifpcd0.jpgIFPCD02020-09-05T18:52:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/09/18/cinema-dispatch-hustlers/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/hustlerscd5.jpgHUSTLERSCD5That movie would have been even better if Leo and Nicholson did this.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/hustlerscd4.jpgHUSTLERSCD4Hero?  Villain?  Perhaps both?  Maybe neither!?  How about forty percent villain, thirty-five percent hero, and twenty-five percent chaotic neutral!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/hustlerscd3.jpgHUSTLERSCD3“Okay, so our next client is some dude named Acula.  I think he’s a doctor or something.”     “Is she being serious right now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/hustlerscd2.jpgHUSTLERSCD2“Ask me about my tragic backstory!  I’ll give you a good price on it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/hustlerscd1.jpgHUSTLERSCD1Jennifer Lopez 2020https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/hustlerscd0.jpgHUSTLERSCD02020-09-05T18:51:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/22/cinema-dispatch-the-hustle/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/thehustlecd5.jpgTHEHUSTLECD5“This is the start of a beautiful franchise!”     “Well I’m glad that YOU feel so optimistic!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/thehustlecd4.jpgTHEHUSTLECD4“The REAL trick is getting the knife to come back to you.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/thehustlecd3.jpgTHEHUSTLECD3“So you’re SURE that this whole BitCoin thing will work out?”     “Absolutely!  It’s mathematically impossible for the market to crash!”     “Wow, math!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/thehustlecd2.jpgTHEHUSTLECD2“You want to see me do Les Mis again?”     “I’d really rather make some money…”     “Oh just once more!  It is ever so much fun!”     “Is it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/thehustlecd1.jpgTHEHUSTLECD1“This little game of ours will prove who is truly… puuurrrr-fect!”     “Oh yeah?  Well by the time we’re through, you’re gonna WHISKER lessons from me on being a better thief!”     “Wait… what?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/thehustlecd0.jpgTHEHUSTLECD02020-09-05T18:48:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/14/cinema-dispatch-the-hurricane-heist/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thhcd5.jpgTHHCD5Aww… look at them!  They’re just too adorable to be bad guys!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thhcd4.jpgTHHCD4“Ugh… it sucks getting hit by cars.”     …     “Oh I get it.  Thanks, Karma!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thhcd3.jpgTHHCD3Now if they were robbing the treasury to donate to hurricane relief efforts, THAT would have been a whole other story!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thhcd2.jpgTHHCD2Second Amendment jokes?  Yeah, PROBABLY not the best time to do those.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thhcd1.jpgTHHCD1“I say we kill them all and let the hurricane sort them out!”     “American heroes, right here!”     “You know it, BRO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thhcd0.jpgTHHCD02020-09-05T18:44:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/23/cinema-dispatch-the-huntsman-winters-war/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hwwcd6.jpgHWWCD6“Fear my poorly rendered tentacle thingies!  Shudder in terror of my poking attacks!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hwwcd5.jpgHWWCD5“Did you do it?”     “No.”     “Did you not not do it?”     “…no?”     “Did you not not not not not not not not do it?”     “...what?”     “ANSWER THE QUESTION!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hwwcd4.jpgHWWCD4“he also takes styling tips from Jack Nance.  Could she BE any more my type!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hwwcd3.jpgHWWCD3“I figured we couldn’t get Ian McShane back, but Ray Winstone?  The dude will be in ANYTHING!  Did you see the Point Break remake?”     “You done yet?  I’m gonna be here for a while so you might as well make peace with it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hwwcd2.jpgHWWCD2“SOMEONE’S TRYING TO KILL ME MAN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hwwcd1.jpgHWWCD1Well… I mean.  Maybe just a LITTLEhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hwwcd0.jpgHWWCD02020-09-05T18:37:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/10/29/cinema-dispatch-hunter-killer/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hunterkillercd5.jpgHUNTERKILLERCD5I’m pretty sure this guy was supposed to turn into a lizard at some point.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hunterkillercd4.jpgHUNTERKILLERCD4“Did you hear something?”     “Nope.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hunterkillercd3.jpgHUNTERKILLERCD3“We don’t do this so we can wind up on the poster.  We do this to build our résumé!  HOO RAH!”     “HOO RAH!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hunterkillercd2.jpgHUNTERKILLERCD2NON-STOP STANDING ACTION!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hunterkillercd1.jpgHUNTERKILLERCD1“THIS!  IS!  THE NAVY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hunterkillercd0.jpgHUNTERKILLERCD02020-09-05T18:36:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/03/17/cinema-dispatch-the-hunt/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/thehuntcd4.jpgTHEHUNTCD4“OH CRAP!  We can’t lose this plot train, HURRY UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/thehuntcd5.jpgTHEHUNTCD5This guy gets it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/thehuntcd3.jpgTHEHUNTCD3“I’m here to kick ass, chew bubblegum, and roll my eyes at the current state of politic discourse… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”     “I mean I’ve got some gum if you need it.”     “No, no, no!  I don’t want to be picking a side here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/thehuntcd1.jpgTHEHUNTCD1“When I signed up for a sequel to Blockers, I was NOT expecting this!  WHERE IS MY AGENT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/thehuntcd2.jpgTHEHUNTCD2“We were hoping for MORE DANGEROUS THAN SOUTH PARK, or maybe HOW CAN ONE MOVIE BE SO HARSH, YET SO BRAVE.  You know, something along those lines.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/thehuntcd0.jpgTHEHUNTCD02020-09-05T18:31:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/15/cinema-dispatch-how-to-be-single/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/htbscd61.jpgHTBSCD6“Look, we’ve only got two hours to work with so which three of you wants to fall in love but then break my heart?  Also, my bodyguard over there has to vet you first.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/htbscd51.jpgHTBSCD5“New York, New York!  IT’S A HELL OF A TOWN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/htbscd41.jpgHTBSCD4“Do I look sexy right now?” “As sexy as you can with a burger in your mouth.” “Okay, that’s pretty sexy.” “It is?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/htbscd31.jpgHTBSCD3“Look at the peanuts.  The peanuts will explain everything.”     “Okay…”     “I’M SERIOUS!  These peanuts make my point VERY clear!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/htbscd21.jpgHTBSCD2“Did you see where the plot went!?” “No! Should we split up!?” “WE’RE NOT GONNA DO THAT SCOOBY-DOO SHIT!! Let’s try this way!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/htbscd1.jpgHTBSCD1“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.  And they’re like; it’s better than yours.  Damn right!  It’s better than yours!  I can teach you, but I’d have to charge.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/htbscd0.jpgHTBSCD02020-09-05T18:23:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/03/cinema-dispatch-the-house/2020-09-05T18:22:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/16/cinema-dispatch-hotel-transylvania-3-summer-vacation/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/htcd5.jpgHTCD5“We Zinged, we Zanged, then Zung.”     “Pfft.  If you want to call it that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/htcd4.jpgHTCD4Hotel Transylvania 4 BETTER be about Johnny’s mid-life crisis!  That’s all I’m saying!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/htcd3.jpgHTCD3“You know something, Count?  I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”     “I like your… hair?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/htcd2.jpgHTCD2NOPE!  HAPPY THOUGHTS!  HAPPY THOUGHTS!  Can’t think about that while I’m watching Drac dance!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/htcd1.jpgHTCD1“We’ve made Sony a BILLION dollars!  You’d think they’d throw him a bone at some point!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ht3cd0.jpgHT3CD02020-09-05T18:18:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/27/cinema-dispatch-hotel-transylvania-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/htcd6.jpgHTCD6Shine on you magnificent bastard!  Shine on!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/htcd5.jpgHTCD5“Wanna help me up babe?”     “Not particularly…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/htcd4.jpgHTCD4“You think THAT’S bad!?  Remember that one time we all came down with Disco Fever!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/htcd3.jpgHTCD3Well what the hell were you expecting when you went to HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA!?  Dumbasses.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/htcd2.jpgHTCD2“Well I think he’ll be a great role model to kids!”     “He can still be that if we give him vampire powers!”     “But that’s just going to make him less relatable!!”     “Who cares if he’s relatable!?  If they want someone they can relate to, then they’d talk to someone instead of watching a movie!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/htcd1.jpgHTCD1Some seem to be adjusting better than others.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/htcd0.jpgHTCD02020-09-05T18:17:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/23/cinema-dispatch-hotel-artemis/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hotelartemiscd5.jpgHOTELARTEMISCD5“With this injection, you should be twenty percent less of a douche bag.”     “Well let’s hope you didn’t miss.  Can you even SEE me with those ridiculous glasses?  How many fingers am I holding up?”     “Let’s go ahead and up that dosage!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hotelartemiscd4.jpgHOTELARTEMISCD4“Got room in there for Chef Goldblum?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hotelartemiscd3.jpgHOTELARTEMISCD3“I should introduce you to Frank.  You look just like him!”     “It is taking everything in my power to not crush your head like a cantaloupe.”     “Well, I sure do appreciate the effort, buddy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hotelartemiscd2.jpgHOTELARTEMISCD2I mean if they’re still working on that Escape From New York remake, there’s no RULE that says Snake has to be a guy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hotelartemiscd1.jpgHOTELARTEMISCD1“If I told you once, I told you a THOUSAND times!”     “Duly noted!  I will remember put the toilet seat down, okay!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hotelartemiscd0.jpgHOTELARTEMISCD02020-09-05T18:16:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/02/03/cinema-dispatch-hostiles/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hostilescd6.jpgHOSTILESCD6“What the FUCK are you doing!?”     “We’re just setting up camp…”     “OOOOHHHH GOOD FOR YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hostilescd5.jpgHOSTILESCD5Ben Foster!?  When the hell did HE get here!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hostilescd4.jpgHOSTILESCD4“This is the bullshit we’re working with?  Sigh… well at least it’s better than what Adam Sandler was doing.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hostilescd3.jpgHOSTILESCD3“Remember when I watched my men drag a dude by his neck on horseback?  Good times… NO!  I mean… how AWFUL that was!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hostilescd2.jpgHOSTILESCD2“Hey, can we be in the movie?”     “NO!  Just stand over there and keep looking stoic!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hostilescd1.jpgHOSTILESCD1“Captain!  We have to pee again!”     “WE JUST STOPPED AN HOUR AGO!  HOLD IT IN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hostilescd0.jpgHOSTILESCD02020-09-05T18:14:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/28/cinema-dispatch-holmes-watson/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HOLMESANDWATSONCD5.jpgHOLMESANDWATSONCD5The only way this could make sense if they were they were trying to pull off the Bialystock & Bloom gambit.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HOLMESANDWATSONCD4.jpgHOLMESANDWATSONCD4“And the killer is… Mycroft-ette!  My obnoxious brother’s evil twin sister!”     “Uh… that’s not in the script.”     “Okay, I may have ad-libbed a bit, but that was a great take!  I say we stick with it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HOLMESANDWATSONCD3.jpgHOLMESANDWATSONCD3“I don’t know what happened.  One minute I’m pitching a Sherlock Holmes movie to Sony, and the next I’m waking up with a fake mustache, an unfinished script and a magnifying glass in my mouth…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HOLMESANDWATSONCD2.jpgHOLMESANDWATSONCD2“We don’t even have to TRY and we’ll make boatloads of cash!”     “Hashtag-Blessed!”     “YOLO!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HOLMESANDWATSONCD1.jpgHOLMESANDWATSONCD1Hey, at least YOU didn’t pay money to see this!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HOLMESANDWATSONCD0.jpgHOLMESANDWATSONCD02020-09-04T20:22:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/08/cinema-dispatch-hobbs-shaw/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hobbsandshawcd5.jpgHOBBSANDSHAWCD5HASHTAG JUSTICE FOR HAN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hobbsandshawcd4.jpgHOBBSANDSHAWCD4Seriously, why did they even bother animating Moana when they had The Rock RIGHT THERE!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hobbsandshawcd3.jpgHOBBSANDSHAWCD3I guess he CAN get blood from a stone!  BA-DUM-TISH!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hobbsandshawcd2.jpgHOBBSANDSHAWCD2“IS MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ COMING BACK?”     “PROBABLY, BUT I’M SURE THEY’LL PAIR YOU UP WITH NATHALIE EMMANUEL.”     *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*     “WHO!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hobbsandshawcd1.jpgHOBBSANDSHAWCD1“Looks like I’ve got to take you in again, Dom.”     “And I’m the bad guy still.”     “And I’m here as well!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hobbsandshawcd0.jpgHOBBSANDSHAWCD02020-09-04T20:18:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/22/cinema-dispatch-the-hitmans-bodyguard/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thbcd6.jpgTHBCD6Aww… so what if he killed hundreds of people? He’s so sweet!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thbcd5.jpgTHBCD5“It is the ruling of this course that President Dukhovich shall go free if he can scale the Aggro Crag in under six minutes. The court also feels the need to REMIND the president that he MUST hit all the Actuators for the climb to be seen as legitimate by the international community.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thbcd3.jpgTHBCD3“I’m gonna buy a solid gold boat with MY paycheck!”     “Fuck you, I’ll buy TWO!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thbcd4.jpgTHBCD4“Once I’m done with this, I’m gonna need to ask you about replacing the pipes in my kitchen. I’m noticing quite a bit of mildew starting to build up.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thbcd2.jpgTHBCD2“U mad, bro!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thbcd0.jpgTHBCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thbcd1.jpgTHBCD1“I see you driving round time with the girl I love, and I’m like… MOTHER FUCKER!!”2020-09-04T20:09:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/23/cinema-dispatch-hitman-agent-47/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-7.jpgHA47-7“OH SHIT!!  HE SLOWED DOWN!?!?  WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-6.jpgHA47-6“Did you know that I’m not even human?  I’m actually a clone created for the sole purpose of killing.”     “Wow.  That’s a tough break bro.”     “Thanks.”     *STAB*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-5.jpgHA47-5“Good thing I dodged all those cameras in this airport.  It’s not like there’s any of them in hotels or convenience stores or restaurants…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-4.jpgHA47-4Nah dude, I’m SURE you’ll get a much better shot from that angle!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-3.jpgHA47-3Who put the bar code on his head!?  If it was The Syndicate, wouldn’t The Organization remove it?  If it WASN’T the people who crafted him in a lab, then do ALL the employees at The Organization have bar codes?  The receptionist!?  The janitor!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-2.jpgHA47-2THE WORLD’S GREATEST ASSASSIN!  NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY BE AS STEALTHY AS HE!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-1.jpgHA47-1“Good news sir!  We finally found his daughter!”     “WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TWO DECADES!!  YOU COULDN’T FIND HER ANY FASTER!?!?”     “Oh I’m sorry!  I’m not the ones who said to check EVERY SINGLE CAMERA ON PLANET EARTH!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ha47-0.jpgHA47-02020-09-04T19:44:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/13/cinema-dispatch-hidden-figures/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hiddenfigurescd51.jpghiddenfigurescd5“Four million dollars, and we can finally figure out pi to the eighth digit!  THE FUTURE IS NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hiddenfigurescd41.jpghiddenfigurescd4Eh, its fine.  He’s bet all his chips on Moonlight anyway.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hiddenfigurescd31.jpghiddenfigurescd3“SYMBOLISM!!”     “Good heavens!  Somebody stop him!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hiddenfigurescd2.jpghiddenfigurescd2An army of badass science nerds?  I’ll take it!  Can only be an improvement over what we’ve got right now…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hiddenfigurescd1.jpghiddenfigurescd1“If we hit this ramp fast enough, we can intercept the Friendship 7 and grab John before the whole thing explodes!”     “THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?”     “It’s all good!  I saw it in a Fast and the Furious movie!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hiddenfigurescd0.jpghiddenfigurescd02020-09-04T19:42:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/10/cinema-dispatch-hereditary/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hereditarycd5.jpgHEREDITARYCD5I REALLY buy that she’s surprised this person is on fire!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hereditarycd4.jpgHEREDITARYCD4OH WHAT A FEELING!!  WHEN WE’RE DANCING ON THE CEILING!!     …     Look, I need SOMETHING to keep me from curling up into a ball of hatred and despair, ALRIGHT!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hereditarycd3.jpgHEREDITARYCD3“AAAAHHHHHHH!!”     …     “Oh, um… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hereditarycd2.jpgHEREDITARYCD2Wait, is that… is that a SMILE?  I THOUGHT THOSE WENT EXTINCT!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hereditarycd1.jpgHEREDITARYCD1Do YOU know what the heck is going on here!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hereditarycd0.jpgHEREDITARYCD02020-09-04T19:38:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/04/17/cinema-dispatch-hellboy/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/hellboycd5.jpgHELLBOYCD5“GAWD!  GET OUT OF MY ROOM, DAD!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/hellboycd4.jpgHELLBOYCD4“You WILL put in the Maleficent sequel!”     “They already finished filming it!”     “LIAR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/hellboycd3.jpgHELLBOYCD3“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/hellboycd2.jpgHELLBOYCD2“Yeah, I uh… totally meant to do that…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/hellboycd1.jpgHELLBOYCD1“You know we have a dress code.”     “Does it look like I care?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/hellboycd0.jpgHELLBOYCD02020-09-04T19:34:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/06/cinema-dispatch-hell-or-high-water/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd7.jpghohwcd7“So there’s gonna be trouble?”     “Oh yeah!  There’ll be trouble!  I can probably squeeze some trouble in on Wednesday.  How does Wednesday work for you?”     “Wednesday is shit.  Gotta take the kids to football practice.”     “Alright, well let me know what’s good for you, and we’ll figure something out.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd6.jpghohwcd6“Things been good since I’ve been gone?”     …     “E-yup.”     …     “That’s good.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd5.jpghohwcd5Don’t talk with your mouth full!  Oh wait, he’s done chewing?  THEN JUST STOP MUMBLING YOUR LINES!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd4.jpghohwcd4Bombs don’t kill people!  Stupid people with bombs kill people!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd3.jpghohwcd3“What did the two look like?”     “Yo momma.”     “My mamma’s dead.”     “Ha!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd2.jpghohwcd2EXTREME HORSE SHOE THROWING ACTION!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd1.jpghohwcd1“Start the car bro!”     “What the hell happened to careful planning and flawless execution!?”     “WILD CARD MOTHER FUCKER!!  YEEEEE-HAW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hohwcd0.jpghohwcd02020-09-04T19:17:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/10/01/cinema-dispatch-hell-fest/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hellfestcd5.jpgHELLFESTCD5“Man’s greatest enemy is his own hubris, bro!”     “That’s so deep, bro!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hellfestcd4.jpgHELLFESTCD4BOOOOOOORRRRIINNNGGG!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hellfestcd3.jpgHELLFESTCD3“WOOO!!  It sure is fun not actually getting murdered, right!?”     “You know it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hellfestcd2.jpgHELLFESTCD2Maybe it could have been about his desire to dance!  That’d be way more interesting!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hellfestcd1.jpgHELLFESTCD1Can I get one of those awesome mechanical eye things at Spencer’s?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/hellfestcd0.jpgHELLFESTCD02020-09-04T19:16:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/09/cinema-dispatch-hardcore-henry/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd7.jpgHHCD7Fine.  I’ll give you that, but just barely!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd6.jpgHHCD6“We just want to know one thing Henry.  What the fuck are we even doing here?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd5.jpgHHCD5“Stick em up!  Okay, now do jazz hands.  DO IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd4.jpgHHCD4Oh look!  It’s that part in video games that everyone hates where you have to stare at a wall for five minutes instead of just using cutscenes!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd3.jpgHHCD3“DUDE!  That wasn’t the right truck!”     “God damn it.  I just blew up the script writer, didn’t I?”     “…”     “SHIT!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd2.jpgHHCD2“Not only did they turn into a robot, but they performed a bitch-ectomy to remove the bitch from you.  This will also prevent you from getting sand in your vagina.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd1.jpgHHCD1“You ready to see some shit?  I don’t think you’re ready, but fortune favors the bold, right?  No… Not really, but good luck to ya!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hhcd0.jpgHHCD02020-09-04T19:11:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/12/cinema-dispatch-the-hateful-eight/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd8.jpgTH8CD8I was doing the same when Tarantino’s voice started explaining the plot to me like I’m an idiot.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd7.jpgTH8CD7“You ever wondered what my dick looked like?  Well pull up a chair and I’ll paint ya’ll a picture!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd6.jpgTH8CD6“Now I ain’t no Sherlock Holmes, but I know that none of you all are saints, so maybe I’ll just kill the lot of you to make sure the one after my ass is dead.  Sound like a plan?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd5.jpgTH8CD5“Are we there yet?”     “You wanna ask my elbow that?”     “Why not.  It probably has more brains than you do.”     *WAM*     “You two have a lovely conversation?”     “Oh yeah.  Feels like the two of us have gotten real close lately.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd4.jpgTH8CD4“Did you count how many bullets you shot so far?”     “Uh…  three?  No wait… four?  SHIT!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd3.jpgTH8CD3“I’m not even on the poster!?  But I’ve got the cool glasses!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd2.jpgTH8CD2“Mr. General Sir; I just have to say that the way you slaughtered those black prisoners in 1864 was a brilliant way to conserve supplies!”     “Why thank you son!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd1.jpgTH8CD1“If you turn out to be the death of me, I’m gonna fucking kill you…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/th8cd0.jpgTH8CD02020-09-04T19:09:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/10/cinema-dispatch-an-american-pickle/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/aapcd5.jpgAAPCD5“I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK AS WELL!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/aapcd4.jpgAAPCD4“Things got PRETTY weird there, let me tell ya!  SO glad I logged off of Twitter.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/aapcd3.jpgAAPCD3“So… no wife?  No kids?”     “You don’t understand!  The economy is awful, there aren’t any jobs out there, and the aristocracy is suppressing the working class with brutal state violence!”     “No, you’re right.  I’d know nothing about that…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/aapcd2.jpgAAPCD2He lost sight of what got him into pickles in the first place; which was falling into a vat of them…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/aapcd1.jpgAAPCD1“I know I should be acclimating myself to the modern world and all the complicated nuances involved, but what about… pickles?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/aapcd0.jpgAAPCD02020-09-04T02:29:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/04/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-09-02-2020/2020-09-04T01:08:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/26/cinema-dispatch-happy-death-day-2u/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hdd2ucd5.jpgHDD2UCD5“It stands for ‘FILM My Life’, because I should be in more movies!”     “Makes sense to me!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hdd2ucd4.jpgHDD2UCD4“I’M IMPORTANT STILL!”     “Whatever you say, buddy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hdd2ucd3.jpgHDD2UCD3“ROBOT HOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hdd2ucd2.jpgHDD2UCD2I think I need to restart this review after that one…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hdd2ucd1.jpgHDD2UCD1“OLD MAN BLUMHOUSE!?”     “That’s right!  I wanted to make horror movies even cheaper so I just started stabbing teenagers myself!  And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for SAG-AFTRA regulations!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/hdd2ucd0.jpgHDD2UCD02020-09-03T16:33:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/14/cinema-dispatch-happy-death-day/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hddcd5.jpgHDDCD5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hddcd4.jpgHDDCD4https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hddcd3.jpgHDDCD3https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hddcd2.jpgHDDCD2https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hddcd1.jpgHDDCD1“OH MY GOD!  THEY KILLED TREE!!”     “YOU BASTARDS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hddcd0.jpgHDDCD02020-09-03T16:31:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/27/cinema-dispatch-the-happytime-murders/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/thmcd5.jpgTHMCD5“Blue Lives Matter!”     *BANG*     “In that people with blue felt for skin matter!”     *BANG* *BANG*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/thmcd4.jpgTHMCD4“Hey…”     “…”     “Hey…”     “…”     “HEY!”     “WHAT!?”     “…Do they at least wear a glove?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/thmcd3.jpgTHMCD3There’s no way the cute little puppy could shoot that!  The recoil will break his teeny tiny ribs!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/thmcd2.jpgTHMCD2And copious amounts of murder.  That usually works too!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/thmcd1.jpgTHMCD1“If Suicide Squad gets one, you bet your blue butt I’m gonna get one too.”     “Why are you putting your sunglasses on?  We’re going inside that building.”    “Don’t ruin this for me…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/thmcd0.jpgTHMCD02020-09-03T16:28:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/05/cinema-dispatch-the-handmaiden/2020-09-03T16:27:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/10/21/cinema-dispatch-halloween/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencd6.jpgHALLOWEENCD6If these guys were any cheesier it’d have been directed by Tim Burton.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencd5.jpgHALLOWEENCD5“So… why didn’t you move out of Haddonfield?”     “There is a VERY good reason for that.”     “And that reason is…?”     “A very good one.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencd4.jpgHALLOWEENCD4“Really?  The closet?  How retro.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencd3.jpgHALLOWEENCD3“I SURE HOPE THEY AREN’T IN THE ROOM BEHIND ME!  IT’D BE ESPECIALLY BAD BECAUSE THE DOOR IS ALREADY OPEN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencd2.jpgHALLOWEENCD2“Where’s my Oscar, damn it!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencd1.jpgHALLOWEENCD1“Merry Christmas, Michael.  Wait… DAMN IT!  Forty years of practice and I STILL screwed it up!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloweencd0.jpgHALLOWEENCD02020-09-03T16:25:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/07/cinema-dispatch-hail-caesar/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd72.jpgHCCD7“I wonder how much of this script I can do with my face instead of my word hole?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd62.jpgHCCD6More Voldemort please!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd52.jpgHCCD5Oh, and commies because it’s the fifties.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd42.jpgHCCD4“I had two dreams last night. Both about my father. I wonder if I can turn THAT into a movie?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd32.jpgHCCD3“In the Navy!!”     “Yes you can sail the seven seas!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd22.jpgHCCD2“Not quite what you were hoping for?” “No… not really. How about we try that take again?” “Whatever you say Mr. Boss man.” “Let’s go with Director.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd12.jpgHCCD1To answer one of those questions… yes.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hccd0.jpgHCCD02020-09-03T16:08:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/19/cinema-dispatch-hacksaw-ridge/2020-09-03T16:05:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/07/cinema-dispatch-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2/2020-09-03T15:48:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/08/cinema-dispatch-the-grudge/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegrudgecd5.jpgTHEGRUDGECD5“Come on in!  The water’s fine!  There’s bubble bath, and rubber duckies, and… candy I guess.  JUST GET IN HERE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegrudgecd4.jpgTHEGRUDGECD4The blood symbolizes… our crumbling health care system?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegrudgecd3.jpgTHEGRUDGECD3“The demon girl, in the car, with the flamethrower?”     “Works for me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegrudgecd2.jpgTHEGRUDGECD2“Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior?  DON’T YOU IGNORE ME!!”     “Why won’t this light turn green!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegrudgecd1.jpgTHEGRUDGECD1Sir Barely Appearing In This Moviehttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegrudgecd0.jpgTHEGRUDGECD02020-09-03T15:44:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/10/cinema-dispatch-the-grinch/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/thegrinchcd5.jpgTHEGRINCHCD5“Santa?  Krampus?  I’m the Grinch with the peppermint flavor.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/thegrinchcd4.jpgTHEGRINCHCD4“Bark!  Bark!”     “Nah.  I’m not feeling it today.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/thegrinchcd3.jpgTHEGRINCHCD3“I’m in this movie too!”     “Sure you are, Cindy.  See in the third act.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/thegrinchcd2.jpgTHEGRINCHCD2“If we cut their internet, they’ll HAVE to see our movie!”     “Bark!  Bark!”     “Not everyone has unlimited data, Max!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/thegrinchcd1.jpgTHEGRINCHCD1“I’m ready to call this day a total loss.  How about you?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/thegrinchcd0.jpgTHEGRINCHCD02020-09-03T15:37:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/18/cinema-dispatch-gringo/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gringocd5.jpgGRINGOCD5The twenty minutes of these two in this are WAY better than the eternity I spent in The Hitman’s Bodyguard!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gringocd4.jpgGRINGOCD4“RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gringocd3.jpgGRINGOCD3At least she’s not in another Tyler Perry movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gringocd2.jpgGRINGOCD2WHAT DOES POT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?  IT LITERALLY ADDS NOTHING TO THE PLOT!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gringocd1.jpgGRINGOCD1“Hello?  Has anyone seen the plot?  I can’t find it anywhere!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gringocd0.jpgGRINGOCD02020-09-03T15:37:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/08/cinema-dispatch-gretel-hansel/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gahcd5-1.jpgGAHCD5Uh… I don’t know, triangles are bad?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gahcd4.jpgGAHCD4“As I contemplated my next move I began to wonder… were we playing a game or was she playing me?  Also, would I taste better with a wine pairing or perhaps a selection of craft beers?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gahcd3.jpgGAHCD3“GET OFF OF MY LAWN!”     “Aww…”     “AND INTO THIS HOUSE FULL OF CANDY AND VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS!”     “OOOH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gahcd2.jpgGAHCD2“Is it at least almond milk?”     “Just shut up and eat.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gahcd1.jpgGAHCD1Frankly, I don’t think there’s MUSHROOM left for jokes in this BERRY serious review!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gahcd0.jpgGAHCD02020-09-03T15:30:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/06/cinema-dispatch-greta/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gretacd5.jpgGRETACD5“Ugh!  Why must these things be so messy?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gretacd4.jpgGRETACD4“Did you learn your lesson yet?”     “What lesson!?  You asked me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow and then locked me in here!”     “THAT’S IT!  BACK IN THE BOX!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gretacd3.jpgGRETACD3“Code Rabbit!  I repeat, Code Rabbit!!”     “WHY DID YOU LET HER IN HERE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gretacd2.jpgGRETACD2“Hmm!  Classy, but with a hint of camp!  I like it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gretacd1.jpgGRETACD1“Did you put in a good word for me, Chloë?”     “Yeah… of course!”     “YOU LIAR!!” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/gretacd0.jpgGRETACD02020-09-03T15:23:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/27/cinema-dispatch-the-green-inferno/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gicd2.jpgGICD2It was a forty minute drive home from the theater, and I did indeed lose that battle.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gicd1.jpgGICD1I regret that tweet a bit.  I doubt that Eli Roth hates you or anyone else.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gicd0.jpgGICD02020-09-03T15:21:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/20/cinema-dispatch-the-great-wall/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/thegreatwallcd6.jpgthegreatwallcd6“So we jump down, stab one, and then jump back up?”     “That’s the plan!”     “Couldn’t we just THROW the spears from up here?”     “Well THAT would just be a waste of spears!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/thegreatwallcd5.jpgthegreatwallcd5If they all concentrated on a single point, couldn’t they make like a monster bridge or something to get over the wall?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/thegreatwallcd4.jpgthegreatwallcd4Doesn't Matt Damon look kind of like Christopher Lambert from Highlander? Maybe William is just a pseudonym...https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/thegreatwallcd3.jpgthegreatwallcd3See, THIS is what the new Power Rangers movie should look like!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/thegreatwallcd2.jpgthegreatwallcd2At least she’s not a collection of CGI gears and parts.   Then again, if they WERE going to dub this, I would vote for Peter Cullen.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/thegreatwallcd1.jpgthegreatwallcd1Wait, HOW much did that last Bourne movie make!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/thegreatwallcd0.jpgthegreatwallcd02020-09-03T15:20:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/10/15/cinema-dispatch-goosebumps-2-haunted-halloween/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/goosebumpbs2cd5.jpgGOOSEBUMPBS2CD5“They’re actually PAYING me for this!  I don’t even have to do a Tenacious D reference!  HAZAH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/goosebumpbs2cd4.jpgGOOSEBUMPBS2CD4Give it another three years and he’s gonna be in an Annabelle crossover movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/goosebumpbs2cd3.jpgGOOSEBUMPBS2CD3Something cute with a scary face on it!?  GENIUS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/goosebumpbs2cd2.jpgGOOSEBUMPBS2CD2Where is all this hostility coming from, Sony!?  Is it because I didn’t see White Boy Rick!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/goosebumpbs2cd1.jpgGOOSEBUMPBS2CD1“Look, we either get another movie or you let us sweep the floors for minimum wage plus benefits.  At this point we’ll take either.” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/goosebumpbs2cd0.jpgGOOSEBUMPBS2CD02020-09-03T15:19:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/24/cinema-dispatch-goosebumps/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gbcd6.jpgGBCD6“Some puppets just want to watch the world burn…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gbcd5.jpgGBCD5“I left my McGuffin in the high school.”     “Why?  You homeschool your daughter.”     “DO NOT QUESTION ME!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gbcd4.jpgGBCD4“Do not fret fair maiden, for I have come to your aid!  EXCELSIOR!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gbcd3.jpgGBCD3“You’ve been looking at me funny lately.  Is there something you want to say?”     “NO!  Uh… nice weather we’re having, isn’t it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gbcd2.jpgGBCD2“Make haste like a Wendigo galloping across the great Canadian Rockies in search of its prey!”     “…what?”     “GO FASTER YOU IDIOT!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gbcd1.jpgGBCD1“We’re gonna call it… The PICKS of Destiny!  See, it’s a sequel… so now there are TWO picks!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gbcd0.jpgGBCD02020-09-03T15:18:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/08/cinema-dispatch-good-time/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goodtimecd4.jpgGOODTIMECD4Just make sure you don’t make him sparkle.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goodtimecd5.jpgGOODTIMECD5I may not like what he’s doing, but he’s doing it SO WELL!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goodtimecd2.jpgGOODTIMECD2IS THE MOVIE OVER YET!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goodtimecd3.jpgGOODTIMECD3I sure hope THIS guy gets a happy ending!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goodtimecd0.jpgGOODTIMECD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/goodtimecd1.jpgGOODTIMECD1“Running, Running, Running, RUNNING!!”2020-09-03T15:17:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/19/cinema-dispatch-good-boys/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/goodboyscd5.jpgGOODBOYSCD5“You know fellas?  I learned something today.”     “You did?  Good, because I’m kinda at a loss.  Everything just blurred together at one point.  Is this what repression is?”     “See?  You DID learn something!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/goodboyscd4.jpgGOODBOYSCD4“EAT POOP, FRICK FACE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/goodboyscd3.jpgGOODBOYSCD3“Hey, do we still do Scared Straight?  These kids are REALLY getting on my nerves.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/goodboyscd2.jpgGOODBOYSCD2“THEY COVERED HOTLINE BLING!?  WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/goodboyscd1.jpgGOODBOYSCD1“Oh!  I know this one!  If it bleeds, we can kill it!”     “If WHAT bleeds?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/goodboyscd0.jpgGOODBOYSCD02020-09-03T15:15:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/09/24/cinema-dispatch-the-goldfinch/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thegoldfinchcd5.jpgTHEGOLDFINCHCD5“IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!”     “Can I at least pick which one?”     “NO!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thegoldfinchcd4.jpgTHEGOLDFINCHCD4If Stranger Things ever gets to the nineties, you better believer Mike is dressing up as The Crow!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thegoldfinchcd3.jpgTHEGOLDFINCHCD3“You want to play Call of Duty or something?”     “No, not really.”     “Gears of War?”     “Sigh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thegoldfinchcd2.jpgTHEGOLDFINCHCD2Hey, it’s better than going to David & Busters.  How can you call it an arcade when there isn’t a SINGLE pinball table!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thegoldfinchcd1.jpgTHEGOLDFINCHCD1“Oh Garfield!  You truly capture the pain in my soul with your utter loathing of Mondays!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/thegoldfinchcd0.jpgTHEGOLDFINCHCD02020-09-03T15:12:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/04/cinema-dispatch-godzilla-king-of-the-monsters/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gkotmcd5.jpgGKOTMCD5“Blah blah blah Godzilla!”     “Blah blah blah Monster Zero!”     “Blah blah blah environment?”     “BLAH!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gkotmcd4.jpgGKOTMCD4“Is that TWO monsters on screen at the same time!?  QUICK!  SOMEONE PUT A STORM IN THE WAY AND BRING OUT MORE FIGHTER JETS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gkotmcd3.jpgGKOTMCD3YAS QUEEN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gkotmcd2.jpgGKOTMCD2THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!  TO NOT BE SUCH A CRAPPY MOVIE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gkotmcd1.jpgGKOTMCD1“I’m only here for one day, so make it count!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gkotmcd0.jpgGKOTMCD02020-09-03T14:57:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/15/cinema-dispatch-gold/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/goldcd5.jpggoldcd5“What do you think, honey?”     “A bit on the nose don’t you think?  I mean, isn’t this supposed to be our new kitchen?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/goldcd4.jpggoldcd4Look, at least he’s not wearing a burnt up hazmat suit and calling himself Doctor Doom, alright?  And he  was in the Ben-Hur Remake… and  Wrath of the Titans...  Wait, why do we like this guy again?  Oh right!  That Planet of the Apes movie!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/goldcd3.jpggoldcd3Meh.  Touch a tiger that’s already pissed off, and THEN I’ll be impressed!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/goldcd2.jpggoldcd2What, you’re telling me you can’t FEEL the excitement radiating off of them!?  Just look at McConaughey!  He’s TOTALLY having fun right now!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/goldcd1.jpggoldcd1“Would you fuck me?  Well I probably would, but I’d need a few more of these first.”2020-09-03T14:54:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/29/cinema-dispatch-gods-of-egypt/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd7.jpgGOECD7I think I’m gonna be sick…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd6.jpgGOECD6“Let off some steam, hell beast!”     “…what?”     “Ice to meet you!”     “…WHAT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd5.jpgGOECD5“I’m a great guy!  People love me, especially the dumb ones.  Work for me and it will be the best experience you ever had.  I may have to kill you, but you know what?  That’s just the price of doing business.”     “Well I’m not so sure about that killing thing, but at least he tells it like it is!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd4.jpgGOECD4“…What the hell are you looking at me for?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd3.jpgGOECD3“You want me to go OUTSIDE!?  But it’s so DRY out there and I haven’t finished developing my moisturizer formula.  How are doing on that boys?”     “I’d say another three months.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd2.jpgGOECD2KABOOSH!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd1.jpgGOECD1“Ugh…  What am I even doing here?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goecd0.jpgGOECD02020-09-03T14:40:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/02/cinema-dispatch-gods-not-dead-a-light-in-darkness/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gnd3cd5.jpgGND3CD5“HASHTAG CHRISTIANITY SO WHITE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gnd3cd4.jpgGND3CD4“I’m a BAD BOY!  Take THAT, society!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gnd3cd3.jpgGND3CD3“Hey, I may not be the biggest catch out there, but Jesus thinks I’m to DIE for!”     “Still not funny, bro.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gnd3cd2.jpgGND3CD2Burn it down!  Burn it ALL to the ground!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gnd3cd1.jpgGND3CD1Considering the kind of movies he’s made, I feel like he should be this sad more often.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gnd3cd0.jpgGND3CD02020-09-03T14:38:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/02/cinmea-dispatch-gods-not-dead-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd9.jpgGND2CD9“I’m a religious prisoner!”     “Nope.  You’re just artistically bankrupt.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd8.jpgGND2CD8Clearly she didn’t even have to go through chemo!  God just zapped the cancer right out of her!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd7.jpgGND2CD7“The good news is, we wrote a bigger part for you?”     “Dare I ask what the bad news is?”     “I think it would be best left a surprise.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd6.jpgGND2CD6“Take THAT Atheist!  Christianity is SCIENTIFICALLY accurate!”     “What about Intelligent Design?”     “That too!  We’ve found Adam and Eve’s bones!”     “Oh really?  Where were they?”     “…Somewhere.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd5.jpgGND2CD5“We are going to protect the separation of Church and State.  Now excuse me while I go fuck this cow because, why not?  It’s not like I have MORALS or anything stupid like that.  Now get over here Bessie!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd4.jpgGND2CD4“I’m here to take your religion and replace it with rap music!  MWA HA HA HA HA!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd3.jpgGND2CD3There’s your problem right there!  You let an Eric Roberts understudy and Renfield head up the school board!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd2.jpgGND2CD2And they STILL can’t figure out how to make good music!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd1.jpgGND2CD1I think you and I are destined to do this forever…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gnd2cd0.jpgGND2CD02020-09-03T14:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/16/cinema-dispatch-the-glass-castle/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tgccd5.jpgTGCCD5“We’ll put the wet bar over there, the dry bar over here, and the wine cellar will ACTUALLY be… right here.”     “The living room isn’t a cellar.”     “That’s what makes it perfect!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tgccd4.jpgTGCCD4Aww… he’s so nice the fifteen minutes out of the day that he’s sober!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tgccd3.jpgTGCCD3Who the hell was their interior designer!?  A maximum security prison warden!?  AT LEAST THROW ON A CHEERIER COAT OF PAINT!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tgccd2.jpgTGCCD2If only the seats in the theater weren’t bolted down…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tgccd1.jpgTGCCD1“The demon lives in here.  It feeds on your hate.”     “Oh daddy!  You’re so funny!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tgccd0.jpgTGCCD02020-09-03T14:34:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/01/21/cinema-dispatch-glass/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/glasscd5.jpgglasscd5“You have to see this.”     “What’s going on?”     “This cat.  It’s playing a keyboard.”     “My God…”     “What’s our move?”     “Make it look like an accident.  No survivors.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/glasscd4.jpgglasscd4“THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!”     “It’s full of rust and spiders!”     “I’M A HERO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/glasscd3.jpgglasscd3“SYMBOLISM!!”     “Oh crap!  He’s got Rhetorical Rage!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/glasscd2.jpgglasscd2Who the heck made him that pin?  Is having an AMAZING sense of fashion one of his powers too!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/glasscd1.jpgglasscd1“I can’t say that I’m too impressed with The Philadelphia Avengers.”     “Look, we’re trying, alright?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/glasscd0.jpgglasscd02020-09-03T14:29:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/07/cinema-dispatch-girls-trip/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/girlstripcd5.jpgGIRLSTRIPCD5And yet, he’s STILL more likable than Danny Rand.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/girlstripcd6.jpgGIRLSTRIPCD6“Heavenly father, PLEASE give us the box office returns necessary to show up Scarlett Johansson and to destroy that hack Tyler Perry’s brand of judgmental pseudo-spiritual Pablum once and for all!  Amen!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/girlstripcd4.jpgGIRLSTRIPCD4Get it?  Because she likes to have sex with men!  And it’s not like they’re in a hurry or anything!  Oh wait, they are?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/girlstripcd3.jpgGIRLSTRIPCD3“I AM INTERFAAAAAAAACED!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/girlstripcd2.jpgGIRLSTRIPCD2“TAKE IT OFF!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/girlstripcd1.jpgGIRLSTRIPCD1A selfie stick is the PERFECT accessory for any occasion… IN BED!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/girlstripcd0.jpgGIRLSTRIPCD02020-09-03T14:21:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/12/cinema-dispatch-the-girl-on-the-train/2020-09-03T14:19:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/19/cinema-dispatch-the-girl-in-the-spiders-web/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tgitswcd5.jpgTGITSWCD5“Do you like… snow?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tgitswcd4.jpgTGITSWCD4“My schemes for patriarchal domination have been foiled once again!  CURSE YOU, THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tgitswcd3.jpgTGITSWCD3Goldfinger WISHES he thought of this one!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tgitswcd2.jpgTGITSWCD2“Are you sure it’s a good idea to have this meeting in front of the EYE OF SAURON?  He’s KIND of a gossip.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tgitswcd1.jpgTGITSWCD1“Why I oughta!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tgitswcd0.jpgTGITSWCD02020-09-03T14:16:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/02/cinema-dispatch-gifted/2020-09-03T14:15:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/15/cinema-dispatch-ghostbusters/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd9.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD9“THIS IS MY MOVIE!!”     “Not anymore you overweight Michelin Man knock off!  LIGHT HIM UP LADIES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd8.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD8“Which picture do you think is better?”     “I don’t ‘know.  Why don’t you give them to me and I’ll let you know later?”     “But they’re the only copies I have…”     “I SAID GIVE THEM TO ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd7.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD7#NotAllGhostbustershttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd6.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD6Just remember that Holtzmann does this at some point, and that stretch of awkwardness will go by MUCH quicker.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd5.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD5Have they cast Captain Marvel yet?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd4.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD4“Screw you gals!  I’m going home!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd3.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD3“So I was thinking that if THIS is a success, maybe… Reservoir Dogs?  I could be Mrs Pink, Kate over here can be Mrs Blonde, I think Leslie would be PERFECT for Mrs White, and Kristen can be Mrs Orange!”     “Wait, doesn’t that mean I’d get shot at the beginning of the movie?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd2.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD2“Stop ruining our childhoods!”     “NEVER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd1.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD1“Is THAT what people have been saying about us!?”     “Yup.”     “Wow…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ghostbusterscd0.jpgGHOSTBUSTERSCD02020-09-03T14:14:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/04/01/cinema-dispatch-ghost-in-the-shell/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gitscd6.jpgGITSCD6Nice glasses, dork!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gitscd5.jpgGITSCD5Why didn’t they get THIS guy to direct it!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gitscd4.jpgGITSCD4“I know I killed a whole lot of people, but… come on!  We cool, right!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gitscd3.jpgGITSCD3OH!  I RECOGNIZE THAT!  THAT MUST MEAN IT’S GOOD!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gitscd2.jpgGITSCD2This is what it’s like trying to figure out what the hell you’re even watching.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gitscd1.jpgGITSCD1“BANG!  I guess…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gitscd0.jpgGITSCD02020-09-02T22:22:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/27/cinema-dispatch-get-out/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/getoutcd5.jpggetoutcd5God DAMN this guy is good at crying!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/getoutcd4.jpggetoutcd4Okay, he TECHNICALLY phoned in his performance, but that doesn’t make it any less awesome!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/getoutcd3.jpggetoutcd3“Oh look!  It’s the black guy!  Come on over here and have a chat, my brother!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/getoutcd2.jpggetoutcd2U mad, bro?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/getoutcd1.jpggetoutcd1Fucking white people.  Not only are we pulling this crazy shit, but we’re doing it in the rumpus room!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/getoutcd0.jpggetoutcd02020-09-02T22:20:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/28/cinema-dispatch-the-gentlemen/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegentlemencd5.jpgTHEGENTLEMENCD5“Uh… He was like this when we found him?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegentlemencd4.jpgTHEGENTLEMENCD4“WHAT’S THAT!? YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP!! ALL I CAN HEAR ARE THE CHEERS OF MY ADORING FANS, AND THEY DON’T SEEM TO KEEN ON YOU MY FRIEND!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegentlemencd3.jpgTHEGENTLEMENCD3“And that was the story of my FIRST arrest-”     “WILL YOU GET TO THE POINT!?”     “Sheesh!  Everyone’s a critic nowadays, aren’t they?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegentlemencd2.jpgTHEGENTLEMENCD2“Holy crap, this is SO much easier than a sword!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegentlemencd1.jpgTHEGENTLEMENCD1“Is that what I think it is?”     “Yup. Every blu ray copy of King Arthur.”     “I think I’m gonna be sick.”     “Don’t lose your nerve now; you KNOW what needs to be done.  I’ll get the hammers.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/thegentlemencd0.jpgTHEGENTLEMENCD02020-09-02T22:18:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/25/cinema-dispatch-geostorm/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/geostormcd5.jpgGEOSTORMCD5HOW WOULD YOU EVEN MEASURE THAT!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/geostormcd4.jpgGEOSTORMCD4“AMERICA!!  FUCK YEAH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/geostormcd3.jpgGEOSTORMCD3“Can you hear me now?”     “Of course I can!  Our coverage extends to Saturn!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/geostormcd2.jpgGEOSTORMCD2It’s a weather controlling satellite… but it also has a laser beam!?  Sure, why not…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/geostormcd1.jpgGEOSTORMCD1“Damn it!  I knew we shouldn’t have stored all those recalled Samsung phones in there!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/geostormcd0.jpgGEOSTORMCD02020-09-02T22:17:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/10/22/cinema-dispatch-gemini-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/geminimancd5.jpgGEMINIMANCD5Less fake CIA dudes and more CGI lip quivering, DARN IT!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/geminimancd4.jpgGEMINIMANCD4I mean it’s not DOVES, but I’ll take it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/geminimancd3.jpgGEMINIMANCD3“Oh… this is only gonna get worse before it gets better…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/geminimancd2.jpgGEMINIMANCD2“I wanna take his face… OFF!”     “Is this about Wild Wild West again?”     “I KNOW I CAN GET IT RIGHT IF THEY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE!”     “Yeah, I don’t think your apparent age is the problem.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/geminimancd1.jpgGEMINIMANCD1“Whoa… My life is getting flipped; turned upside down!”     “No, that will be when you make Collateral Beauty.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/geminimancd0.jpgGEMINIMANCD02020-09-02T22:07:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/03/03/cinema-dispatch-game-night/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gamenightcd5.jpgGAMENIGHTCD5Oh, I’m sure they’ll pull it off in Game Night 2: The Re-Gaming!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gamenightcd4.jpgGAMENIGHTCD4“In my version of Jenga, the pieces are glued together.”     “Then how do we play?”     “We do so by admiring the architectural stability and by enjoying our time together as good friends.”     “Okay…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gamenightcd3.jpgGAMENIGHTCD3“Wait, why are we doing this in a back alley using items from a convenience store instead of shopping at a CVS and then doing it at home?”     *squeak* *squeak*     “You’re right.  Better to not ask questions.  Now hold still!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gamenightcd2.jpgGAMENIGHTCD2Well jeez!  I didn’t expect them to LITERALLY start waving keys in my face!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gamenightcd1.jpgGAMENIGHTCD1“Who wants to play… PAR-CHEESE-I!?”     “Max, if you tell that joke ONE more time, I will personally shove this knife right through your eye socket.”     “Well then… I hope that after doing that… you’d feel SORRY!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gamenightcd0.jpgGAMENIGHTCD02020-09-02T22:05:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/26/cinema-dispatch-frozen-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/frozen2cd5.jpgFROZEN2CD5“I have A LOT to contribute to this quest!”     “Oh yeah?  Name one besides Sven.”     “Uh… my magnetic personality?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/frozen2cd4.jpgFROZEN2CD4“Somewhere over the censors, pride flags can fly!  And my dreams of a girlfriend… Oh why oh why can’t I?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/frozen2cd3.jpgFROZEN2CD3And yet it still makes more sense than Kingdom Hearts.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/frozen2cd2.jpgFROZEN2CD2Back in my day, people with ice powers would have fought crime and hung out with Spider-Man!  Now they’re all singing and being benevolent monarchs!  What happened to the world I knew!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/frozen2cd1.jpgFROZEN2CD1“What do you think we’ll find in there?”     “DO NOT WORRY!  KRISTOFF AND HIS MIGHT STEED WILL FORGE AHEAD, ISN’T THAT RIGHT?”     …     “The mighty steed said yes.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/frozen2cd0.jpgFROZEN2CD02020-09-02T22:04:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/26/cinema-dispatch-free-state-of-jones/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd7.jpgFSOJCD7“I’m the guy who’s gonna set you all FREE!!”     “YAY!”     “Unless you want to vote, marry a white woman, go to church, or walk down the street.  Still!  We’re making progress!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd6.jpgFSOJCD6Are guns supposed to do that when you shoot them?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd5.jpgFSOJCD5“You off to fight another war Mr. Knight?”     “Nope.  I’m taking these guys to go vote.”     “Oh.  Uh… well good luck to ya!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd4.jpgFSOJCD4“How long do you spend each day curling your hair?”     “As long as it took you to have sin this nice despite living in the mud.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd3.jpgFSOJCD3“Where’s our food!?”     “Some self-righteous swamp people took it all for themselves.”       “Eh… that’s okay.  Dying of scurvy doesn’t sound too bad right about now.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd2.jpgFSOJCD2BOOOOOORING!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd1.jpgFSOJCD1Geez.  Is this what’s gonna happen to ALL of People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive winners?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fsojcd0.jpgFSOJCD02020-09-02T22:02:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/04/24/cinema-dispatch-free-fire/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/freefirecd5.jpgFREEFIRECD5Captain Marvel’s origin story I a lot more violent than I imagined!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/freefirecd4.jpgFREEFIRECD4“Nothing to see here.  Just a giant wooden spool passing by.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/freefirecd3.jpgFREEFIRECD3“Who got shot?”     “I don’t know.  I think it was Hat Guy.”     “WHAT!?  NOT HAT GUY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/freefirecd2.jpgFREEFIRECD2Holy crap!  Is it just me, or is that a GIGANTIC muzzle flash!?  Talk about a hand cannon!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/freefirecd1.jpgFREEFIRECD1“If you see some motherfucking producer carrying a script around for another Wicker Man remake, you blow his bloody head up!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/freefirecd0.jpgFREEFIRECD02020-09-02T22:00:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/17/cinema-dispatch-the-forest/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd9.jpgTFCD9“You think you’re the first dumb ass white person I’ve taken through this forest?  I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd8.jpgTFCD8“I think we should go this way.”     “Wait, didn’t we just go that way?”     “JESUS, WOMAN!!!  DO YOU HAVE TO QUESTION EVERYTHING I DO!?!?  WHY DON’T I JUST HANG YOU FROM A TREE MYSELF IF YOU’RE GONNA KEEP INSISTING WE GO THE WRONG WAY!?!?!?  Oh wait… we did go that way.  Okay, let’s head in this direction.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd7.jpgTFCD7“DON’T TRUST THAT GUY!!”     “Why not?”     “What do you mean ‘why not’!?  Do I look like I’m fucking around here!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd6.jpgTFCD6Oh wait!  There’s a monster there.  A… mole man?  A zombie?  Alright.  Whatever.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd5.jpgTFCD5“Turn around.”     “No.”     “What?  Come on…”     “I said no!”     “I worked really hard on this scary mask!”     “Oh, would you look how many fucks I give?”     “Okay, THAT was uncalled for.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd4.jpgTFCD4Would you trust this lady with YOUR autopsy?  Especially while wearing a Yukata!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd3.jpgTFCD3Come to Japan and enjoy our spotty lighting, chemical toilets, and nature hikes that are so bad you’ll hang yourself!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd2.jpgTFCD2Oh no!  A hand!!  Watch out or it will… poke her in the back of the head I guess.  Maybe pull her hair?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tfcd1.jpgTFCD1“I appreciate that you actually know what you’re doing and Imma let you finish, but I’m gonna ignore your advice and stay in the forest overnight.”     “Yeah… I think you’re just gonna end up dying.”     “Well what if I stay with her?”     “Oh great!  Stay in the middle of a dense forest overnight with a stranger.  That couldn’t POSSIBLY end badly.”2020-09-02T21:59:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/17/cinema-dispatch-the-foreigner/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theforeignercd4.jpgTHEFOREIGNERCD4“Well then.  It looks like you got… the point!”     “Ugh…”     “HEY, don’t sass me!  I’ve had a VERY rough few weeks!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theforeignercd3.jpgTHEFOREIGNERCD3“BLAH BLAH BLAH IRELAND!!  BLAH BLAH BLAH BOMBINGS!!  BLAH BLAH BLAH MY PENIS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theforeignercd2.jpgTHEFOREIGNERCD2“Uh… that’s not mine.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theforeignercd1.jpgTHEFOREIGNERCD1“You think THAT guy had a particular set of skills!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/theforeignercd0.jpgTHEFOREIGNERCD02020-09-02T21:55:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/12/10/cinema-dispatch-ford-v-ferrari/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fordvferraricd5.jpgFORDVFERRARICD5“Remember son, it’s not about who wins and loses; it’s about whoever thinks of the best way to screw everyone else out of a fair competition.”     “See, this is why I want to live with mom…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fordvferraricd4.jpgFORDVFERRARICD4“Batmobile, SHMATmobile!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fordvferraricd3.jpgFORDVFERRARICD3“See the script was lacking, but I fixed it!”     “Oh really?”     “Yes!  With this wrench!”     “Okay… how?”     “What do you mean how?  It’s a tool.  You fix things with it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fordvferraricd2.jpgFORDVFERRARICD2“I’M HAVING ALL OF THE FEELS RIGHT NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fordvferraricd1.jpgFORDVFERRARICD1“Do you know how much weight I have to lose and then gain back between every single role I take?”     “Gee, have you tried acting?”     “Hey, watch it or else I won’t let you be in the Batman reboot they make me do in ten years.”     “Screw you, I’m technically in the MCU.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fordvferraricd0.jpgFORDVFERRARICD02020-09-02T21:54:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/01/cinema-dispatch-flatliners/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/flatlinerscd5.jpgFLATLINERSCD5And this has anything to do with what’s going on… how?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/flatlinerscd4.jpgFLATLINERSCD4JEEZ, movie!  Spoiler alert!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/flatlinerscd3.jpgFLATLINERSCD3Hey, at least this is better than that stupid xXx movie she was in!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/flatlinerscd2.jpgFLATLINERSCD2The only one flatlining here is ME!  HA HA!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/flatlinerscd1.jpgFLATLINERSCD1“If this bombs, your gonna do Juno 2!”     “NOOOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/flatlinerscd0.jpgFLATLINERSCD02020-09-02T21:53:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/18/cinema-dispatch-fist-fight/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd7.jpgfistfightcd7I feel you Dean, but at least you got PAID for this shit!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd6.jpgfistfightcd6“Remember kids!  Bare knuckle fighting outside the confines of a ring or a gymnasium is the only way to prove how tough you are!  And if you give the other person a concussion, even better!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd5.jpgfistfightcd5Oh, you called him Mr. Dick.  Did it take you dumbasses all day to think of that one?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd4.jpgfistfightcd4“CAAAAAAAN  YOOOOOU DIG IIIIIITTTTTT!?”     “No.  Not really…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd3.jpgfistfightcd3What is the joke here?  Can someone please explain it to me!?  Why is the idea that 911 will NOT send you help and will instead immaculate you!?  DOES THE WRITER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CRISIS PHONE CENTERS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd2.jpgfistfightcd2Come on guys!  Stop being so triggered!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd1.jpgfistfightcd1Don’t pin this on him!  It was YOUR buddy who directed this damn thing!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fistfightcd0.jpgfistfightcd02020-09-02T21:52:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/04/cinema-dispatch-the-first-purge/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thefirstpurgecd5.jpgTHEFIRSTPURGECD5“WHAT DO WE WANT!?”     “To not be murdered!”     “WHY CAN’T WE HAVE IT!?”     “Because people voted for Nazis!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thefirstpurgecd4.jpgTHEFIRSTPURGECD4Yes, there IS a minefield of exploding dolls, but don’t let that distract you from its message!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thefirstpurgecd3.jpgTHEFIRSTPURGECD3I mean, it’s not like Frank Grillo can save EVERYONE!  Maybe we should fix the problem BEFORE we need Frank Grillo!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thefirstpurgecd2.jpgTHEFIRSTPURGECD2Dude, what is that mask even supposed to be?  Is it supposed to signify that you’re a gaping asshole!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thefirstpurgecd1.jpgTHEFIRSTPURGECD1Now if Frances McDormand was IN the movie, THEN it might have a shot!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/thefirstpurgecd0.jpgTHEFIRSTPURGECD02020-09-02T21:51:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/19/cinema-dispatch-finding-dory/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fdcd6.jpgFDCD6“Kid.  If you get me killed out there, I’m gonna smash this pot.”     “Duly noted.”     “Is it now?”     “Is what now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fdcd5.jpgFDCD5“TOUCH YOUR TENTACLE TO HIS FINGER!”     “WHAT!?”     “I SAW IT IN A PAINTING ONCE!”     “HOW THE HELL DID YOU SEE A PAINTING IN THE OCEAN!?”     “I saw a what now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fdcd4.jpgFDCD4“This place was too many walls!”     “No you can’t SEE the walls.”     “Oh no.  You’re right!  A whale should TOTALLY be kept in an enclosure.”     “I’m detecting a hint of sarcasm there.”     “Oh are you now!?”     “Am I now what?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fdcd3.jpgFDCD3“We need to stay out of danger.”     “Right.  Out of danger.  Maybe that glowing eyeball behind you can tell us where the danger is.”     “Wait, what eyeball!?”     “Oh hey!  Did you notice there’s an eyeball behind you?  Wait, aren’t we supposed to be staying out of danger?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fdcd2.jpgFDCD2“So how do you like our adventure so far?  Is it EXCITING and ENTHRALLING?  Is it everything you could have hoped for and more!?”     “Meh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fdcd1.jpgFDCD1“That’s where my parents are…”     “Congratulations kid.  You found them.”     “Found what now?”     “Ugh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fdcd0.jpegFDCD02020-09-02T21:49:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/24/cinema-dispatch-fighting-with-my-family/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fwmfcd5.jpgFWMFCD5“And they all lived happily ever after!”     “But-”     “SHE WAS GENERAL MANAGER OF SMACKDOWN!  HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fwmfcd4.jpgFWMFCD4Seriously?  Not even one British wrestler!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fwmfcd3.jpgFWMFCD3“CAN YOU SSMMMEEEEEEELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS SELLING!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fwmfcd2.jpgFWMFCD2Who needs a tag team when you can have a whole team in one body!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fwmfcd1.jpgFWMFCD1“All I’m saying is that Halloween Havoc isn’t as bad as people say it is.”     “What about the flash paper!?”     “WHAT IF I STAB THESE CHOPSTICKS IN YOUR EYES AND SHOVE EGG ROLLS DOWN YOUR THROAT!?”     “Honey, I think we should probably have this discussion elsewhere.  THE LIVING ROOM IN FIVE MINUTES!!  IT’LL ALL BE SETTLED ONCE AND FOR ALL!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fwmfcd0.jpgFWMFCD02020-09-02T21:48:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/08/cinema-dispatch-fences/2020-09-02T21:46:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/21/cinema-dispatch-fatal-affair/2021-07-21T19:41:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/10/cinema-dispatch-the-farewell/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thefarewellcd5.jpgTHEFAREWELLCD5“You guys are so bad at this!  It’s almost like you’re not even getting married and this is all just some ruse!  HA HA!!  Oh we have fun here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thefarewellcd4.jpgTHEFAREWELLCD4Okay, hear me out on this.  Stop or my GRANDMA will shoot?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thefarewellcd3.jpgTHEFAREWELLCD3“Wedding stuff.  He’s… our pastry chef.”     “I make a mean pineapple bun!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thefarewellcd2.jpgTHEFAREWELLCD2The people’s champion!  And perhaps the third Captain America.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thefarewellcd1.jpgTHEFAREWELLCD1“This is the last picture we took with Nai Nai before she died.  Not from her illness; she died blowing up the Martian flagship.  That whole invasion thing just kinda came out of nowhere.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/thefarewellcd0.jpgTHEFAREWELLCD02020-09-02T21:38:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/24/cinema-dispatch-fantasy-island/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fantasyislandcd4.jpgFANTASYISLANDCD4“After Guardians of the Galaxy 2, I wished to be in another heavily nostalgic movie to keep my career going, BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fantasyislandcd5.jpgFANTASYISLANDCD5And he was two days away from retirement…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fantasyislandcd3.jpgFANTASYISLANDCD3Apparently she’s the ONLY person on the planet asking for a third Hostel sequel.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fantasyislandcd2.jpgFANTASYISLANDCD2“Welcome to Fyre Fest 2!  We have a house this time, but the menu is still only cheese sandwiches and shame.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fantasyislandcd1.jpgFANTASYISLANDCD1“What is your greatest wish today?”     “I want to see you get your suit dirty.”     “…”     “DO IT!  CHOP CHOP!!”     “Oh, it’s going to be one of these days…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fantasyislandcd0.jpgFANTASYISLANDCD02020-09-02T21:36:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/08/cinema-dispatch-fantastic-four/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff11.jpgFF11“The Quintessential Quadruple?  The Terrific Tetrad?”  “Does it have to be an alliteration?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff10.jpgFF10“MY INTERNAL ORGANS ARE LIQUEFYING!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff9.jpgFF9His design is not good for Doctor Doom, but it looks pretty legit for a low budget robo-horror film.  HALF MAN!  HALF MACHINE!  ALL TERROR!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff8.jpgFF8“How DARE you not be the prisoner of the government which is not actually kidnapping us but then maybe they are!  If we’re going to be stuck there and or enjoying this great opportunity, then you will too!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff7.jpgFF7“l get to be the first one to pee in an alternate dimension!  Called it!  Locked in!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff6.jpgFF6The trailers seem to avoid him altogether which sadly means you can’t see what he looks like the first time he shows up.  This is the best I can find.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff5.jpgFF5You deserve so much better than this movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff4.jpgFF4“I’m a nice guy!”     “Oh really?  You want a fucking cookie for that?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff3.jpgFF3“Dude, I’m telling you.  This is TOTES safe.  You’re not gonna bail on me now, right?  RIGHT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff2.jpgFF2“Words and stuff.  Inspiration.  Encouragement!  Teamwork!!  Uh… anything else?  We good now?”2020-09-02T21:34:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/04/cinema-dispatch-fantastic-beasts-the-crimes-of-grindelwald/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fbtcogcd51.jpgFBTCOGCD5If Aquaman under performs I wouldn’t put it past Warner Bros to combine the DCCU with this, and yeah I’ll definitely want to see it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fbtcogcd41.jpgFBTCOGCD4“I don’t know about you, but I think it’s about time we tastefully exit this whole thing.”     “What do you have in mind?”     “We run as fast as we can that way and if anyone says anything I blow them up.”     “I’ve heard worse.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fbtcogcd31.jpgFBTCOGCD3“I have a fuzzy thing, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fbtcogcd2.jpgFBTCOGCD2“You touch it.”     “No, YOU touch it.”     “I’m not going NEAR that thing.”     “Chicken!”     “Fine!  I’m a chicken, and I’m ALSO not gonna touch that with a yardstick!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fbtcogcd11.jpgFBTCOGCD1“ACCIO A SCREENWRITER AND SIX BOTTLES OF WHISKY!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fbtcogcd01.jpgFBTCOGCD02020-09-02T21:32:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/20/cinema-dispatch-fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-find-them/2020-09-02T21:31:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/23/cinema-dispatch-everything-everything/2020-09-02T21:30:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/30/cinema-dispatch-the-emoji-movie/2020-09-02T21:27:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/24/cinema-dispatch-the-edge-of-seventeen/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eo17cd6.jpgeo17cd6What is this feeling?  Oh!  I give a shit in this movie!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eo17cd5.jpgeo17cd5Turns out this is a prequel to Natural Born Killers.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eo17cd4.jpgeo17cd4“Sooo are we gonna do it?”     “I don’t know, but asking again isn’t helping much!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eo17cd3.jpgeo17cd3“CLEARLY everyone here hates me.  If they don’t and are too stupid to figure that out, then why the hell would I even want to talk to them?  LOGIC!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eo17cd2.jpgeo17cd2“WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?  I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eo17cd1.jpgeo17cd1“My professional advice to as a school teacher is to shut the hell up about this until after you graduate.”     “WHY!?”     “Because then you’re the state’s problem.  Not mine.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eo17cd0.jpgeo17cd02020-09-02T21:24:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/28/cinema-dispatch-eddie-the-eagle/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd7.jpgETECD7“That’s right kid!  Keep up the good work and you can live your dream of conning you’re way into an event that other people take seriously!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd6.jpgETECD6“Hey Eddie!  This guy said we sucked, but you did great!  Now normally I’d crack this guy’s skull on the balcony, jab my thumb through his eye, and throw him down the slopes face first without skis, but I’m in a good mood because of how well you did, so I’m not gonna do that!!”     “Thanks Bronson!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd5.jpgETECD5“So you made it the Olympics, you got to jump with professionals, and you even have your own press conference.  Is there anything else you plan to do here at Calgary?”     “I don’t know.  It’d be nice if someone gave me a gold medal.  Is there a way I can get one of those without winning?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd4.jpgETECD4“What!?  You set STANDARDS for entering the Olympics!?”     “Well they’re not really that stringent considering even the lowest scoring competitor in recent years has been able to surpass that.”     “Oh I get it, YOU’RE TRYING TO SHUT ME OUT!!”     “Yes… in that you could get REALLY hurt if you don’t know what you’re doing.”     “YOU’RE ALL MEANIE PANTS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd3.jpgETECD3Playing the role of the East Berlin team from Cool Runnings is the Swedish team.  Wait, seriously?  What the hell did Sweden ever do!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd2.jpgETECD2“I can’t wait to be a ski jumper!”     “Wait, ski jumping?  I thought we were going for pairs ice skating!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd1.jpgETECD1“It’s Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Step.  NOT Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Pause, whatever the HELL that’s supposed to be!  DAMN IT!  Just let me do it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/etecd0.jpgETECD02020-09-02T21:22:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/02/18/cinema-dispatch-early-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/earlymancd5.jpgEARLYMANCD5Free tip for Early Man 2:  MORE OF THIS BIRD, PLEASE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/earlymancd4.jpgEARLYMANCD4HOW DO YOU HAVE STOP MOTION WATER EFFECTS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/earlymancd3.jpgEARLYMANCD3“You have the musical talent of Squidward and your face is ugly too!  I know it may sound harsh, but honesty is the best policy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/earlymancd2.jpgEARLYMANCD2“Na na naaa na!  Na na naaaa na!  HEY-ey-ey!  GOOD BYE JAMES CORDON!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/earlymancd1.jpgEARLYMANCD1“This game is brought to you by Bronze.  Always bet on Bronze and if we catch you with Steel, that’s twenty years in Football Jail!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/earlymancd0.jpgEARLYMANCD02020-09-02T21:17:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/26/cinema-dispatch-dunkirk/2020-09-02T21:15:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/04/02/cinema-dispatch-dumbo/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dumbocd5.jpgDUMBOCD5“I don’t know, Mike.  This Batman Returns reunion isn’t going so well.”     “Oh nonsense!  Can’t you feel the majesty of it all!?  Where’s your sense of childhood wonder and unfettered capitalism!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dumbocd4.jpgDUMBOCD4“Don’t worry Dumbo!  We’ll always be there for you.”     “Unless we get bored.”     “And as long as you can still perform three shows a day.  I mean you’ve got to meet us halfway here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dumbocd3.jpgDUMBOCD3“WHY AM I EVEN HERE!?”     “Keep quiet and don’t stop dancing!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dumbocd2.jpgDUMBOCD2“More clowns!”     “But what about the script?”     “I SAID MORE CLOWNS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dumbocd1.jpgDUMBOCD1“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?  IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR IN A DUMBO REMAKE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dumbocd0.jpgDUMBOCD02020-09-02T21:08:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/17/super-recaps-dragon-ball-super-resurrection-f/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf7.jpgDBZRF7As if I didn’t have enough manga to read!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf6.jpgDBZRF6“Are you sorry NOW Frieza?”     “Oh yes!  Absolutely!  In fact, would you mind taking a step back and to the left?  More room to… apologize.”     “No problem new best-est buddy!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf5.jpgDBZRF5“Alright, the five of us hand drawn will take the two on the left.  The seven hundred CG dudes take the four on the right.  Ready?  BREAK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf4.jpgDBZRF4“You still bad?”     “Yup.  You still the hope of the universe and answer to all living things that cry out in peace?”     “you know it.”     “Okay then.”     *BAM!* *PUNCH* *BOOM!!!!!!*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf3.jpgDBZRF3“If he keeps going like this, they might feel the tremors ten kilometers away!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf2.jpgDBZRF2Eh… probably not, but you never know!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf1.jpgDBZRF1"I am the eternal MacGuffin!  What can I do to move the plot forward?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dbzrf0.jpgDBZRF02020-09-02T21:06:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/25/cinema-dispatch-downsizing/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/downsizingcd5.jpgDOWNSIZINGCD5Well she seems delightful!  What’s her story?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/downsizingcd4.jpgDOWNSIZINGCD4“Everyone line up!  We’ve still got another hour to go!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/downsizingcd3.jpgDOWNSIZINGCD3“Can you dig it?”     “What!?  We can’t hear you!”     “I SAID, CAN YOU DIG IT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/downsizingcd2.jpgDOWNSIZINGCD2Get it?  There’s a giant flower in the background because they’re small.  Now let’s watch him sadly eat dinner for a while!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/downsizingcd1.jpgDOWNSIZINGCD1HE’S NOT EVEN THE MATT DAMON THAT PUNCHES PEOPLE!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/downsizingcd0.jpgDOWNSIZINGCD02020-09-02T21:04:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/21/cinema-dispatch-downhill/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/downhillcd5.jpgDOWNHILLCD5Get it?  Peaks?  Eh?  Do you get it!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/downhillcd4.jpgDOWNHILLCD4“Look, I’m just gonna say it-“     “Please don’t.”     “John C Reilly should have played both of our sons in this.  Do you remember how good he was a Taquito!?”     “Yes, I remember Taquito.”  Darn right you do!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/downhillcd3.jpgDOWNHILLCD3“I still feel really bad about what happened yesterday!”     “You know what will help with that?”     “Is it shots?”     “IT’S SHOTS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/downhillcd2.jpgDOWNHILLCD2“You know I normally would have thrown a roll at someone or screamed at a waiter to get me a pile of tater-tots, but I’m in a better place in my life right now, and all I’m interested in is club soda, skiing, and making memories with my family.”     “And leaving us to die in avalanches.”     “Geez, hold a grudge much?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/downhillcd1.jpgDOWNHILLCD1“Hey, where were you guys?”     “WHAT!?”     “Yeah, I was over there waiting for you.  What, you didn’t get my text?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/downhillcd0.jpgDOWNHILLCD02020-09-02T21:03:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/12/cinema-dispatch-dora-and-the-lost-city-of-gold/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/datlcogcd5.jpgDATLCOGCD5You know what?  At least it’s not CHIPS.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/datlcogcd4.jpgDATLCOGCD4KILL IT WITH FIRE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/datlcogcd3.jpgDATLCOGCD3She’s at school, but she brought a thing you DON’T bring to school!  WAA-WAA-WAAAAA!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/datlcogcd2.jpgDATLCOGCD2“WHAT IS THIS YELLOW MONSTER THAT HAS CONSUMED MY BACKPACK!?”     “You know what?  Just for that, I’m not gonna let you go.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/datlcogcd1.jpgDATLCOGCD1“If we can make it through this cave, we’ll finally be in Paraparta!”     “Good.  At least I’ll finally be able to afford Harvard after this.”     “We really shouldn’t take the gold.”     “And I really shouldn’t be paying fifty grand a semester, yet here we are!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/datlcogcd0.jpgDATLCOGCD02020-09-02T21:00:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/06/24/cinema-dispatch-dope/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dope6.jpgDOPE6“I’m less threatening than Carlton Banks, and yet you STILL want to call the cops on me.   Don’t even get me started on that whole ‘I don’t see color’ bullshit!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dope5.jpgDOPE5Speaking of the band, the music in this film is FANTASTIC!!  I REALLY want to get the soundtrack!!  AWREEOH FOR LIFE!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dope4.jpgDOPE4Spoiler Alert: She’s not wearing that kind of underwear in the movie and she’s not wearing a bra at all.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dope3.jpgDOPE3“Can we have a couple of lines?”     “Shh… you’re ruining my moment.”     “But you’ve had like eight of them already!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dope2.jpgDOPE2“I’m not some cliché from the hood trying to beg his way into the white man’s school!!”     “Okay, but we’re talking about HARVARD here.  Their admissions department doesn’t know NWA from ISIS.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dope1.jpgDOPE1“So is this one of those life changing adventures where I learn a lot about myself along the way?”     “You watch too many movies punk.  JUST GIVE US THE DAMN DRUGS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dope0.jpgDOPE02020-09-02T20:56:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/11/cinema-dispatch-donald-trumps-the-art-of-the-deal-the-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aotdcd6.jpgAOTDCD6“Where’s my check!?  Have you written my check yet!?”     “Look, I’ll get you your check, I’ll even put it in a nice gift basket.  Get you some scented oils, imported cheeses, smoked meats… you like smoked meats right?  I know the guy with the best smoked meats.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aotdcd5.jpgAOTDCD5“When I have fears about my own mortality and legacy, I don’t half ass it.  I use the very best in visual metaphors and it brings me a lot of respect.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aotdcd4.jpgAOTDCD4“I pioneered the use of special effects in the music industry.  Remember those Make My Video games?  All me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aotdcd3.jpgAOTDCD3Is there an Oscar category for Best Damn Actor Of All Time With The Greatest And Most Fullest Hair?  Well there is now!  That, or Trump will spring for his own award ceremony.  The Trumpys.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aotdcd2.jpgAOTDCD2“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.  I want to remind you yet again that it is THIS big.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aotdcd1.jpgAOTDCD1“You see this man?  This is the greatest real estate mogul of all time.”     “You don’t really look like you do on the cover.”     “Don’t worry about that kid.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/aotdcd0.jpgAOTDCD02020-09-02T20:55:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/16/cinema-dispatch-dont-think-twice/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dttcd6.jpgdttcd6Their new gig is going across the country solving mysteries!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dttcd5.jpgdttcd5“I’m gonna eat right, get in shape, work harder, get my name out there, AND I’M NOT GONNA DIE ALONE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dttcd4.jpgdttcd4“Best Friends Forever!”     “I know, right?  What could POSSIBLY come between us!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dttcd3.jpgdttcd3STOP IT!  STOP MAKING ME THINK I’M STARING AT MY FUTURE!!  Oh who am I kidding?  Chris Gethard is WAY hotter than me!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dttcd2.jpgdttcd2The Orson Welles of our time!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dttcd1.jpgdttcd1“Anyone thought of some good material today?”     “meh.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dttcd0.jpgdttcd02020-09-02T20:53:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/26/cinema-dispatch-dont-breathe/2020-09-02T20:52:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/22/cinema-dispatch-dolittle/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dolittlecd5.jpgDOLITTLECD5I would bump this up a whole star if it turned out that this was Burger Beard from that Spongebob movie!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dolittlecd4.jpgDOLITTLECD4“Uh… where’s the rum?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dolittlecd3.jpgDOLITTLECD3“Welcome to Dolittle’s Doom-coaster!  Gift shop is to your left!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dolittlecd2.jpgDOLITTLECD2“If you crap in my hair, I’ll turn you into a coin purse.  DON’T PLAY COY, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dolittlecd1.jpgDOLITTLECD1“So what you’re saying is that never was there ever a cat as clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees?”     …     “What is that it?  I mean sure, throwing your voice is a skill but I wouldn’t call it MAGICAL.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dolittlecd0.jpgDOLITTLECD02020-09-02T20:49:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/12/cinema-dispatch-doctor-sleep/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/doctorsleepcd6.jpgDOCTORSLEEPCD6“How’s your character arc going, bro?”     “Oh you know, a bit of alcoholism here, some introspection there.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/doctorsleepcd5.jpgDOCTORSLEEPCD5“‘All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy’?  I don’t know, seems a bit repetitive to me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/doctorsleepcd4.jpgDOCTORSLEEPCD4IT’S SUCH A NICE HAT, THOUGH!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/doctorsleepcd3.jpgDOCTORSLEEPCD3“A hedge maze?  Ugh… how disgustingly retro.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/doctorsleepcd2.jpgDOCTORSLEEPCD2Okay maybe not so literally, but you get my point!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/doctorsleepcd1.jpgDOCTORSLEEPCD1“Look, I know it’s haunted as well as the birthplace of most of my trauma, but I’ve got a forty percent discount from Hotels.com and it’s the ONLY place in the area it applies to.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/doctorsleepcd0.jpgDOCTORSLEEPCD02020-09-02T20:41:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/12/10/cinema-dispatch-the-disaster-artist/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tdacd5.jpgTDACD5“MY ART IS TOO PURE FOR YOU MERE MORTALS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tdacd4.jpgTDACD4I imagine this is what it’s like working with James Franco, even when he’s not playing Tommy Wiseau.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tdacd3.jpgTDACD3“We’re having so much fun right now!  It says so right here in the script!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tdacd2.jpgTDACD2I’m sure his underwear sales are gonna go through the roof once people see this!  No really.  Tommy Wiseau will sell you Tommy Wiseau branded underwear.  I have The Room on DVD and there’s an order form in it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tdacd1.jpgTDACD1GENIUS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tdacd0.jpgTDACD02020-09-02T20:37:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/31/cinema-dispatch-dirty-grandpa/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dgcd6.jpgDGCD6“I’m not sure I have enough sunscreen.”     “Well you could take that stupid fucking sweater and wrap it around your head if your THAT worried.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dgcd5.jpgDGCD5Then again, Aubrey Plaza looks AMAZING in those bikinis!  GOD DAMN!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dgcd4.jpgDGCD4“Look at the white boy singing rap songs!  Oh… HE DROPPED THE MIC!!!  RADICAL!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dgcd3.jpgDGCD3Oh, and the idea that women are turned off by Zac Efron is hilarious but not in the way the movie thinks.  Or maybe they do?  Either way, it’s not all that funny of a bit.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dgcd2.jpgDGCD2This is what it was like watching the movie.  Robert De Niro constantly whacking me in the balls. I couldn't sum it up any better than this picture does.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dgcd1.jpgDGCD1“Can you believe they’re PAYING me for this shit?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dgcd0.pngDGCD02020-09-02T20:35:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/01/21/cinema-dispatch-den-of-thieves/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dotcd5.jpgDOTCD5Why are you wasting your time on this crap!?  A Friday remake would have been a better decision!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dotcd4.jpgDOTCD4“I will shove this badge SOOO far up your ass!”     …     “Why?”     “Huh.  You know, I never really thought about of that.”     “Do you need a minute?”     “Yeah, I just uh… I’ll be outside.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dotcd3.jpgDOTCD3THE GUN IS GOOD.  THE PENIS NEEDS COMPENSATING.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dotcd2.jpgDOTCD2You are making it REALLY hard to like you!  HOW IS GEOSTORM YOUR BEST MOVIE IN YEARS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dotcd1.jpgDOTCD1WHAT A TWIST!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dotcd0.jpgDOTCD02020-09-02T20:31:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/05/21/cinema-dispatch-deadpool-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/deadpool2cd5.jpgDEADPOOL2CD5“Wow!  We actually got YOU to show up for this?”     “I know, righ-”     “Shut the fuck up, TJ.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/deadpool2cd4.jpgDEADPOOL2CD4“Can you feel the LOVE!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/deadpool2cd3.jpgDEADPOOL2CD3“Where the HELL is my screen time!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/deadpool2cd2.jpgDEADPOOL2CD2“Hey, Mr. Face!  Meet my friend; Mr. CONCRETE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/deadpool2cd1.jpgDEADPOOL2CD1“This isn’t really going as I planned.”     “Do you want to take a break?”     “No no no!  I’m good!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/deadpool2cd0.jpgDEADPOOL2CD02020-09-02T20:29:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/14/cinema-dispatch-deadpool/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpoolcd6.jpgDEADPOOLCD6“You look different.  Did you do something to year hair, or were you designed by a whole new effects company?”     “Says the guy who got his mouth unsewn.”     “Point taken.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpoolcd5.jpgDEADPOOLCD5“Hey, you got any tunes on there that will help this along?  Do the youngsters say tunes anymore?  Is Spotify still a thing?  How about… Bang Bang by Jessie J?  That will work cuz I got guns… right?”     “…”     “Glad we had this chat.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpoolcd4.jpgDEADPOOLCD4Playing Linkin Park right now (yes, that song) would actually make these scenes amazing but I guess the movie doesn’t feel like going there.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpoolcd3.jpgDEADPOOLCD3“Oh yeah!  I remember when Zack Snyder started this slo-mo shit.  Are people still doing it?  Wait a minute… is that a butt-plug on my chest strap?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpoolcd2.jpgDEADPOOLCD2“Didn’t I kick your ass like an hour ago?”     “Shut up!  You sucker punched me.”     “Well, then I guess that makes you the sucker!  Do you feel any better about your odds now Mr. Sucker?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpoolcd1.jpgDEADPOOLCD1“Look, if this doesn’t work out I’m gonna have to star in my own porn parody.  I know some of you want that, but I’d rather not go down that rabbit hole… so to speak.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpoolcd0.jpgDEADPOOLCD02020-09-02T20:28:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/03/cinema-dispatch-the-dead-dont-die/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/tdddcd5.jpgTDDDCD5“Did he make you say it yet?”     “He’s been hinting at it.  What about you?  Any Ghostbusters references?”     “If he tries, I’ll punch him in the gut.  How about you, Star Wars kid?”     “Shouldn’t we be rehearsing or something?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/tdddcd4.jpgTDDDCD4I remember what you did in Get Out!  You’re working FOR the zombies, aren’t you!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/tdddcd3.jpgTDDDCD3Less “The Bride” and more “Sword Fighting tutorials on YouTube.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/tdddcd2.jpgTDDDCD2What, too soon?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/tdddcd1.jpgTDDDCD1“Look, all I’m saying is that Nazi Zombies are technically zombies if you want to get pedantic about it, but they never follow the traditional zombie formula.”     “What about Dead Snow?”     “That was INTENTIONALLY tongue in cheek about its premise!  It doesn’t count!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/tdddcd0.jpgTDDDCD02020-09-02T20:24:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/12/cinema-dispatch-the-darkest-minds/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tdmcd5.jpgTDMCD5LOOK AT HOW SUBTLE THIS IS!!  IT’S NOT AT CHEAP OR EXPLOITATIVE OF REAL LIFE TRAGEDIES!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tdmcd4.jpgTDMCD4“Are we going in the right direction?”     “Oh, just let me consult my NERD papers and we’ll be there POST HASTE!!”     “Okay… well keep an eye out for death squads since they can kill us at any time”     “Well GOLLY GEE!  I hope they don’t ruin my retainer!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tdmcd3.jpgTDMCD3You know what underground revolutionary groups DON’T do?  PUT THEIR SECRET MESSAGE UN-ENCODED ON FM RADIO!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tdmcd2.jpgTDMCD2“I don’t feel so good…”     “It’s okay.  Get out of this movie while you still can!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tdmcd1.jpgTDMCD1#MagnetoWasRighthttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tdmcd0.jpgTDMCD02020-09-02T20:21:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/04/cinema-dispatch-the-dark-tower/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thedarktowercd5.jpgTHEDARKTOWERCD5If Shyamalan was behind this, then we’d have the OPPOSITE problem of these characters NEVER shutting up!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thedarktowercd6.jpgTHEDARKTOWERCD6I wanted Killer Joe Matthew McConaughey!  Not Dazed and Confused Matthew McConaughey!  Wait… now that I think about it he pretty much did the same thing in that movie too…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thedarktowercd3.jpgTHEDARKTOWERCD3Oh I’m SURE this is perfectly safe!  The guy knows what he’s doing!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thedarktowercd4.jpgTHEDARKTOWERCD4“BANG-BANG-BANG!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thedarktowercd2.jpgTHEDARKTOWERCD2“Well alright alright alright!  Who’s ready to summon Satan?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thedarktowercd1.jpgTHEDARKTOWERCD1“Good.  Bad.  I’m the guy with the gun made out of Excalibur.  Which is a thing, apparently!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thedarktowercd0.jpgTHEDARKTOWERCD02020-09-02T20:00:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/10/cinema-dispatch-dark-phoenix/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/darkphoenixcd5.jpgDARKPHOENIXCD5“You have UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER!!  But an itty bitty green screen space.”     “Oh.  Well I can still blow stuff up, right?”     “Eeeeehhhhhhh…”]https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/darkphoenixcd4.jpgDARKPHOENIXCD4“I’LL HARM YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/darkphoenixcd3.jpgDARKPHOENIXCD3“HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?  FOX HAS MADE THEIR MISTAKES!  THEY’VE GOT NOWHERE TO RUN!  THE MERGER GOES ON AS DISNEY FADES THEM AWAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/darkphoenixcd2.jpgDARKPHOENIXCD2“Just because it’s at a new studio doesn’t mean we have to be replaced, right?”     *SMASH*     “Alright!  I can take a hint!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/darkphoenixcd1.jpgDARKPHOENIXCD1“Here’s to the end of an era!”     “Here’s to the end of my liver functioning properly…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/darkphoenixcd0.jpgDARKPHOENIXCD02020-09-02T19:48:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/19/cinema-dispatch-daddys-home-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/daddyshome2cd5.jpgDADDYSHOME2CD5I swear I’m gonna write that Cliffhanger 2 script at some point!  THE RETURN OF ERIC QUALEN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/daddyshome2cd4.jpgDADDYSHOME2CD4Can’t we just get Tom Hardy to replace ALL his roles?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/daddyshome2cd3.jpgDADDYSHOME2CD3I’m pretty sure that’s not how snow blowers (or Christmas lights) actually work.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/daddyshome2cd2.jpgDADDYSHOME2CD2“LOIS LANE IS THE KEY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/daddyshome2cd1.jpgDADDYSHOME2CD1What the heck did ANY of us do to deserve this?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/daddyshome2cd0.jpgDADDYSHOME2CD02020-09-02T19:46:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/30/cinema-dispatch-daddys-home/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd7.jpgDHCD7I guess we all need a little Church in our lives (nyuk nyuk nyuk).https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd6.jpgDHCD6“Damn dude.  Your face is made out of adamantium or something.  Can you teach me that?”     “Only if you can show me how fold the kids’ clothes so nicely.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd5.jpgDHCD5“I know this guy and he’s just gonna get inside your head!”     “Oh, so maybe you should take care of this?”     “eh…”     “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘EH’!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd3.jpgDHCD3I don’t think that’s how this works.  If he’s just touching the wire then he’s not completing a circuit, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd4.jpgDHCD4“Good lord!  This man’s INEBRIATED!!  How shall we ever cope with this turn of events!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd2.jpgDHCD2“And the big ugly troll’s performances just kept getting worse and worse over the years and now people talk about him in the same breath as the horrible Sandler monster.”     “Well the knight hasn’t had that much luck either and squandered what good will he had working with The Bay Wizard that one time by foolishly jumping into another one of his projects that was easily one of the wizard’s worst yet.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd1.jpgDHCD1“Are you sure this is gonna work?”     “Oh yeah!  Definitely!”     “Let me rephrase that.  Are you sure this is going to work FOR ME?”     “Oh… Uh, no.  Not even a little.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dhcd0.jpgDHCD02020-09-02T19:38:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/24/cinema-dispatch-da-5-bloods/2020-09-02T19:32:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/02/25/cinema-dispatch-a-cure-for-wellness/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acfwcd6.jpgacfwcd6Something about eels I think?  It’s a bit vague.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acfwcd5.jpgacfwcd5WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!?  The answer is everyone.  Everyone saw this coming.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acfwcd4.jpgacfwcd4“Hello?  Is this thing on?  I have lots of evil things to say and I want to make sure everyone can hear them!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acfwcd3.jpgacfwcd3What, you couldn’t find a few tech startup dude bros to fill up the beds at this place?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acfwcd2.jpgacfwcd2Considering how much Dane DeHaan gets the shit kicked out of him in this, I think we can finally forgive him for The Amazing Spider-Man 2.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acfwcd1.jpgacfwcd1“I don’t remember them covering THIS is sex ed!”     “Hey, which one of us is the doctor here?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acfwcd0.jpgacfwcd02020-09-02T19:30:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/10/19/cinema-dispatch-crimson-peak/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cpcd5.jpgCPCD5COME ON!!  THAT’S A STRAIGHT UP LIFT FROM P.T.!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cpcd4.jpgCPCD4Well hello there most popular thing on Tumblr!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cpcd3.jpgCPCD3She knows what she did!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cpcd2.jpgCPCD2“Do we HAVE to live in a house with a hole in it?”     “I like to think of it as a modern art piece.”     “Well I like to think of it as a hole in the roof.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cpcd1.jpgCPCD1“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!”     “Yeah, that ain’t gonna work.”     “Ah hell…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cpcd0.jpgCPCD02020-09-02T19:27:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/16/cinema-dispatch-criminal/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd7.jpgCRIMINALCD7He’s broken into your house TWICE now.  Just shoot him or call the cops.  PLEASE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd6.jpgCRIMINALCD6“GIVE ME ANSWERS!!”     “Well what was the question?”     “THAT’S IT!  YOU’RE FIRED!  WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW!”     “Wait!  I might know what you’re asking about!”     “NO!!  IT’S TOO LATE!!  YOU FUCKING RUINED IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd5.jpgCRIMINALCD5Our hero ladies and gentlemen!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd4.jpgCRIMINALCD4“Aw… Who cares if you spent your whole life killing people and murdered at least six police officers in the last two days?  You just need a hug Mr. Grumpy Pants!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd3.jpgCRIMINALCD3“I’ll do what’s right and get the man responsible for all this.  But first…”     *BAM*     “WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM!?”     “I wanted his hat.”     “You couldn’t have just ASKED!?”     “Meh.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd2.jpgCRIMINALCD2“Why did you lead me to this room with chemicals?  Are you lost old man?  OH NO!!  WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd1.jpgCRIMINALCD1“Why am I here?  God damn it, is Iñárritu doing another Birdman movie?  We could call it Waterman!  That’ll work… right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/criminalcd0.jpgCRIMINALCD02020-09-02T19:27:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/09/cinema-dispatch-creed/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creedcd7.jpgCREEDCD7Also, the ending.  The ending is amazing.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creedcd6.jpgCREEDCD6I’m just surprised the poor bastard’s liver held out that long.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creedcd5.jpgCREEDCD5“You’re no real boxer!  You’re just a spoiled punk!”     “Dude, I’m your half-brother!!  We’re BOTH rich!!  Glass houses much!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creedcd4.jpgCREEDCD4“Aren’t you the guy who killed my dad?”     “Hey, he TOLD me not to throw in the towel!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creedcd3.jpgCREEDCD3“Donnie, are you ready to train?”     “Just need ten more minutes of quiet contemplation.”     “Okay… well don’t forget to stretch.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creedcd2.jpgCREEDCD2“Have I only won one Oscar?  Well we’re gonna fix THAT baby!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creedcd1.jpgCREEDCD1“You get this to work kid, and you’re gonna be set for at least four more movies.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creed0.jpgCREED02020-09-02T19:25:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/19/cinema-dispatch-crazy-rich-asians/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cracd5.jpgCRACD5“I COULD tone it down a notch, but the studio doesn’t pay me to be subtle.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cracd4.jpgCRACD4“IT’S SO GOOD TO MEET YOU!!”     “I will only say this once.  I am ‘your entire family disappears’ rich.  Now stop hugging me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cracd3.jpgCRACD3“Remember when we joined that Sorority and moved next door to that super annoying old couple?  Boy, those were the days!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cracd2.jpgCRACD2BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cracd1.jpgCRACD1Why didn’t he cast THESE two to play Jerrica and Rio!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/cracd0.jpgCRACD02020-09-02T19:24:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/20/cinema-dispatch-crawl/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/crawlcd5.jpgCRAWLCD5“MY ONLY REGRET IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO SWIM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/crawlcd4.jpgCRAWLCD4Now was that entirely necessary?  How did it even jump up there anyway!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/crawlcd3.jpgCRAWLCD3“My mother always said I’d die like this.  I thought she was being way too specific, but sure enough…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/crawlcd2.jpgCRAWLCD2“BEACH PARTY!!  IF ANYONE PLAYS CROCODILE ROCK THOUGH, I’LL PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/crawlcd1.jpgCRAWLCD1Darn you, Swampy!  You have all the water now, what more do you want!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/crawlcd0.jpgCRAWLCD02020-09-02T19:18:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/07/cinema-dispatch-concussion/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd8.jpgCONCUSSIONCD8“I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m feeling pretty good right now!  I mean this discovery made my career!  WOO!  High five?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd7.jpgCONCUSSIONCD7“In a world where Football reigns supreme, you come along to shake up the system.  From the people who brought you The Super Bowl and Tim Tebow comes the greatest scandal of all time.  This Christmas, they’ll get what’s coming to them… which is coal in their stocking.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd6.jpgCONCUSSIONCD6“You’re a true American hero.  Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away!”     “I think he gets it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd5.jpgCONCUSSIONCD5“Hey Dan.  Can you get me this guy’s medical history?”     “Oh what, so now I’m your errand boy!?  I DIDN’T GO TO MED SCHOOL TO BE A FUCKING GOPHER, SO FUCK YOU!!!”     “Uh… sorry man.  Gracie, can you get it?”     “Sure thing.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd4.jpgCONCUSSIONCD4Uh oh!  There’s a car there!  Does it have NFL plates?  Hey, I’m just asking questions!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd3.jpgCONCUSSIONCD3“TELL THE TRUTH!!”     “Okay… what do we do AFTER that?”     “TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!”     “Do you at least have a way to test for this before the person dies or should we just assume EVERYONE is going to get this?”     “TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd2.jpgCONCUSSIONCD2“We’re at this level.  If we go ANY higher, the flaws are gonna glare that much brighter, so we need to keep this safe and passable.  You got that?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/concussioncd1.jpgCONCUSSIONCD1“And the Oscar goes to… Will Smith.  I’ll get up looking shocked, kiss Jada on the cheek, and lightly job down there.  Gotta make sure to thank all my kids, thrown in a joke here and there…”2020-09-02T19:15:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/01/16/cinema-dispatch-the-commuter/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thecommutercd5.jpgTHECOMMUTERCD5“I have a particular set of skills, and being a likable lead in action movies IS in fact one of them!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thecommutercd4.jpgTHECOMMUTERCD4“I have a particular set of skills, but being even somewhat morally ambiguous isn’t one of them.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thecommutercd3.jpgTHECOMMUTERCD3“I have a very particular set of skills, but selling this ridiculous bullshit isn’t one of them.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thecommutercd2.jpgTHECOMMUTERCD2“I have a very particular set of skills, but picking scripts isn’t one of them.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thecommutercd1.jpgTHECOMMUTERCD1“I have a particular set of skills, but stopping a freaking train isn’t one of them!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thecommutercd0.jpgTHECOMMUTERCD02020-09-02T19:14:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/20/cinema-dispatch-collateral-beauty/2020-09-02T19:06:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/28/cinema-dispatch-coco/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cococd5.jpgCOCOCD5“You either get busy living, or get busy dying. Pretty literally in this case!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cococd4.jpgCOCOCD4“That’s not ALL I can do with my hands!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cococd3.jpgCOCOCD3“I SHALL RAISE THE DEAD WITH THE POWER OF ROCK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cococd2.jpgCOCOCD2“MY MAN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cococd1.jpgCOCOCD1“Does he count as contraband, or should we sign him in as a pet?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cococd0.jpgCOCOCD02020-09-02T19:03:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/01/cinema-dispatch-the-circle/2020-09-02T18:47:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/07/cinema-dispatch-christopher-robin/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/christopherrobincd5.jpgCHRISTOPHERROBINCD5“You ever feel like life is just slipping away?”     “Not really.  All I do is eat honey.”     “Oh well look at you, Mr. Lucky Bear!  You’re what’s wrong with this country!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/christopherrobincd4.jpgCHRISTOPHERROBINCD4“For standing up to me you’ll get a promotion and that nice corner office!”     “Thanks, Mr. Benevolent Capitalist!”     “Please!  Just call me Walt!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/christopherrobincd3.jpgCHRISTOPHERROBINCD3“My agent promised me ten more minutes of screen time.  I should have known it was a lie…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/christopherrobincd2.jpgCHRISTOPHERROBINCD2Throw in a red wagon as well as some proto-libertarian musings about society, and we’ll be in business!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/christopherrobincd1.jpgCHRISTOPHERROBINCD1“I can read your mind.”     “You can!?”     “Yes.  You’re thinking of giving me more honey.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/christopherrobincd0.jpgCHRISTOPHERROBINCD02020-09-02T17:57:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/07/04/cinema-dispatch-childs-play/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/childsplaycd5.jpgCHILDSPLAYCD5“NOT PROGRAMMED TO LOVE!  ONLY TO HAAAAAATE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/childsplaycd4.jpgCHILDSPLAYCD4The heck are YOU smiling about, you jerk?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/childsplaycd3.jpgCHILDSPLAYCD3“Cleanup in aisle four.  We’re gonna need the BIG bucket.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/childsplaycd2.jpgCHILDSPLAYCD2“IT STINKS!  IT STINKS!  IT STINKS!  IT STINKS!”     “Andy, did you make Chucky watch The Snowman again?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/childsplaycd1.jpgCHILDSPLAYCD1“I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”     “Do you have to say that EVERY time we start a new game?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/childsplaycd0.jpgCHILDSPLAYCD02020-09-02T17:56:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/02/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-3-holy-ghost/2020-09-02T17:06:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/09/01/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-27-2020/2020-09-02T01:51:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/25/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-2-whiteys-on-the-moon/2020-08-31T22:21:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/18/super-recaps-lovecraft-country-episode-1-sundown/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/lovecraftcountry.jpgLOVECRAFTCOUNTRY2020-08-31T22:20:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/11/19/cinema-dispatch-charlies-angels/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/charliesangelscd5.jpgCHARLIESANGELSCD5BOY this scene would have been great if we could see more than five seconds of it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/charliesangelscd4.jpgCHARLIESANGELSCD4“Not to stifle your creative energy, but most of these things WILL kill you in ten seconds flat.”     “Even the lipstick?”     “ESPECIALLY the lipstick!”     “AWESOME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/charliesangelscd3.jpgCHARLIESANGELSCD3“I’M REALLY GLAD YOU LET ME TAG ALONG!  IF I COULD JUST GET CLARIFICATION ON A FEW TOPICS HERE-”     *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*     “The Q&A is AFTER the mission!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/charliesangelscd2.pngCHARLIESANGELSCD2“Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to destroy gamers once and for all.”     “Finally!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/charliesangelscd1.pngCHARLIESANGELSCD1“Why does SHE get the gun?”     “Do you know how to use a gun?”     “I mean… it’s the principal of the matter.”     “WHAT principal!?”     “Uh… feminism?”     “Yeah… no.”     “You’re right.  My bad.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/charliesangelscd0.pngCHARLIESANGELSCD02020-08-31T20:34:09+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/06/18/cinema-dispatch-central-intelligence/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cicd6.jpgCICD6“Now the NEXT one of you mother fuckers who tries to shoot an action scene with hand held will feel my wrath TWICE as hard!”     “Yeah boi!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cicd5.jpgCICD5“The man is a danger to himself and others.”     “Then why did you HIRE him.”     “…shut up.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cicd4.jpgCICD4“YEAH!!  CALVIN FOR THE WIN!!  WHAT, WHAT!!”     “Please call a doctor…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cicd3.jpgCICD3“You see this line?  Right now I’m under the line.”     “Is that a good thing?”     “Well you’ll have to wait and see what I look like OVER the line.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cicd2.jpgCICD2Are they planning a third Magic Mike movie?  Just… wondering.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cicd1.jpgCICD1“I have a plan.”     “Does it involve surrendering?”     “No.”     “I don’t like it then.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cicd0.jpgCICD02020-08-31T20:25:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/12/21/cinema-dispatch-cats/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/catscd5.jpgCATSCD5They managed to land Jason Derulo as Rum Tum Tugger, and STILL couldn’t pull it off!  FOR SHAME!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/catscd4.jpgCATSCD4WHERE DID HE FIND CAT PANTS!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/catscd3.jpgCATSCD3That is NOT a cat!  That is an EXTREMELY hairy, yet well maintained, stripperhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/catscd2.jpgCATSCD2“My spoon… is too big.  …  My SPOON is too big!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/catscd1.jpgCATSCD1What an un-fur-tunate turn of events.  I am not kitten you when I say this is an utter cat-astrophe.  Quite A-paw-ling when you get right down to it.  An in-fur-ior interpretation of the stage show and a slap in the face, meta-fur-kitty speaking.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/catscd0.pngCATSCD02020-08-31T20:21:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/18/cinema-dispatch-captive-state/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captivestatecd5.jpgCAPTIVESTATECD5“Hi!  I’m part of a group that controls all the world governments and pits groups against each other to stay on top!  You may think that’s like a negative stereotype of a certain group of people that’s peddled by far right conspiracy theorist, BUT IT’S NOT THAT AT ALL!  PINKIE SWEAR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captivestatecd4.jpgCAPTIVESTATECD4Alright, I don’t know any of your names so let’s go with… Solitaire, Vesper, Onatopp, Plenty o’Toole, Pussy Galore, and Holly Goodhead.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captivestatecd3.jpgCAPTIVESTATECD3“You come here looking for answers, but you can only find them… once you stop looking for them.”     “I just wanted to know if you wanted to get lunch, but whatever!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captivestatecd2.jpgCAPTIVESTATECD2What, do you expect me to be smarter than John Goodman?  Are ANY of us smarter than John Goodman!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captivestatecd1.jpgCAPTIVESTATECD1“That spaceship crashed SIX YEARS AGO, and Superman STILL hasn’t cleaned it up.”     “Dude just cares about Metropolis.  He’s got no time for the little guys out here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captivestatecd0.jpgCAPTIVESTATECD02020-08-31T20:19:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/25/cinema-dispatch-captive/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ccd6.jpgCCD6Yeah?  Well that’s not going to happen just because you’re sitting through this crappy movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ccd5.jpgCCD5“You remember that I might kill you, right?”     “Yeah I know.  Can I do a crossword puzzle or something?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ccd4.jpgCCD4“Thanks for the pancakes.  They’re pretty good.”     “Are they ‘set me free’ good?”     “Maybe.”     “Wait, seriously?”     “Well nothing’s OFFICIAL yet, but you never know.”     “Sweet!  Need anymore butter?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ccd3.jpgCCD3You see, the cracked mirror reflects his own internal conflicts!  Symbolism!  Oh, and he’s not praying in this scene no matter how the deceptive advertisements are making this look.  He just snorted meth.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ccd2.jpgCCD2You see that Josh Trank?  That’s what we human’s call ‘emotion’.  Look it up some time.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ccd1.jpgCCD1“I know this situation is a bit unorthodox and I apologize for any discomfort you may feel during our time together.  If you scream though, I’ll stab you right in the jugular.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ccd0.jpgCCD02020-08-31T20:14:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/03/cinema-dispatch-captain-underpants-the-first-epic-movie/2020-08-31T20:12:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/13/cinema-dispatch-captain-marvel/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captainmarvelcd5.jpgCAPTAINMARVELCD5“HELP!!  THE MATRIARCHY IS COMING TO DESTROY US ALL!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captainmarvelcd4.jpgCAPTAINMARVELCD4“THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!  THIS GIRL IS LITERALLY ON FIRE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captainmarvelcd3.jpgCAPTAINMARVELCD3ANY movie gets ten times better the moment Samuel L Jackson comes on screen!  It’s a scientifically proven fact I tell you!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captainmarvelcd2.jpgCAPTAINMARVELCD2I still don’t get the Mohawk, but who am I to judge?  You do you!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captainmarvelcd1.jpgCAPTAINMARVELCD1“You think I should smile more?”     *PUNCH*     “How about now?”     *PUNCH*     “This is actually kind of fun.”     *PUNCH*     “Oh would you look at that?  I might just start to smirk!”     *PUNCH* *PUNCH* *PUNCH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captainmarvelcd0.jpgCAPTAINMARVELCD02020-08-31T20:10:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/06/cinema-dispatch-captain-america-civil-war/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cacwcd6.jpgCACWCD6“Scarlet Witch!  You go for Rhodes!  Black Widow’s got Black Panther!  Ant-Man!”     “yeah boss?”     “Take out the spider!”     “WHAT!?  I thought he was on our side!”     “HE’S RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS US!!”     “Alright, fine!  Damn it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cacwcd5.jpgCACWCD5“I didn’t kill that person.”     “Then why did you run?”     “What… what do you MEAN why did I run?  You DO know they came at me with machine guns right?  You remember that YOU came after me to claw my eyes out, right?  No, I’m sorry.  You’re right.  I should have just let my brains get splattered across the wall and hope someone clears my name AFTER they throw me in an unmarked grave.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cacwcd4.jpgCACWCD4“What the Hell is YOUR problem?”     “Uh… Tony Stark got me this awesome suit.  Did YOU give me an awesome suit?”     “Okay, fair enough.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cacwcd3.jpgCACWCD3“The hell is this?  Do you want me to beat bad guys to death with this?”     “No, that’s the regulations that the UN drafted.”     “Seriously!?  THIS much!?  You DO know there’s only like eight of us, right?     Do we have to give you our first born child too?”     “Eh… only in certain cases.”     “I think I know the first person I’m gonna use this on.” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cacwcd2.jpgCACWCD2“Is Hydra up to its old tricks again?”     “Sort of, but not really.”     “Oh!  Well that’s certainly new!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cacwcd1.jpgCACWCD1“Did you guys kidnap me?”     “Yup.”     “That’s AWESOME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cacwcd0.jpgCACWCD02020-08-31T20:04:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/17/cinema-dispatch-capone/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/caponecd5.jpgCAPONECD5“That’s it for today’s episode of The Al Capone Show, and don’t forget, Al; they’re all out to get you and you’ll probably be stabbed in your sleep!”     “Did you hear that?”     “Uh-huh, Pops.  I’m sure it was a good ball game.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/caponecd4.jpgCAPONECD4“Hey, boss!  You want to do something today?”     “No, I’m just gonna look at the birds.”     “Oh.  Well, can we do something else over here?”     “WE’RE ALL GOING TO LOOK AT THE BIRDS!!”     “Sure, boss.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/caponecd3.jpgCAPONECD3“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/caponecd2.jpgCAPONECD2“I had an accident…”     “Number one or number two?”     “All of the above…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/caponecd1.jpgCAPONECD1“My acceptance speech is ready to go!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/caponecd0.jpgCAPONECD02020-08-31T20:00:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/11/17/cinema-dispatch-can-you-ever-forgive-me/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cyefmcd5.jpgCYEFMCD5“WE’RE RICH!  Like… six dollar coffee rich!  Let’s go see a movie AND get popcorn!  Let’s rent five movies from Blockbuster AND NOT RETURN THEM!  WE CAN EAT LIKE BURGER KINGS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cyefmcd4.jpgCYEFMCD4“’P.S. President Bush is actually a Reptilian from the Alpha Draconis star system and his frog son is gonna invade Iraq.’  I don’t know, Lee.  Do you really think someone will buy this?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cyefmcd3.jpgCYEFMCD3“Wow!  I had no idea Sean Connery was also a fighter pilot!”     “I know, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cyefmcd2.jpgCYEFMCD2“Do I REALLY have to catch up on that Tyler Perry movie?  Global Warming is gonna kill us all soon anyway.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cyefmcd1.jpgCYEFMCD1What!?  Since she didn’t win for Bridesmaids, it means she’s due!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cyefmcd0.jpgCYEFMCD02020-08-31T19:56:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/01/15/cinema-dispatch-the-bye-bye-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tbbmcd6.jpgtbbmcd6Oh I’m sure that’s just a water gun!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tbbmcd5.jpgtbbmcd5And even THEN, these characters are bad at doing that!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tbbmcd4.jpgtbbmcd4Todd!?  Is that you!?  When are you gonna do Reel Big Fish on One Hit Wonderland?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tbbmcd3.jpgtbbmcd3HOW DID IT GO SO WRONG SO QUICKLY!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tbbmcd2.jpgtbbmcd2I certainly feel like I was getting fingered, but not in that way…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tbbmcd1.jpgtbbmcd1“Just watch it, don’t question it.  I wonder what that means…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tbbmcd0.jpgtbbmcd02020-08-31T19:51:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/04/cinema-dispatch-burnt/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd7.jpgBURNTCD7“First one of you to burn something gets torched at the stake!”     “YES CHEF!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd6.jpgBURNTCD6“So are we gonna talk about that kiss at some point?”     “HEY!  I’ve got pastries to arrange over here!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd5.jpgBURNTCD5“If you try to start a new restaurant, there are at least a dozen people who will try to have you killed.”     That’s not a joke.  That’s an actual line from the movie.  Apparently chefs are like gangsters and politicians.  I wonder how many people Emeril Lagasse had assassinated…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd4.jpgBURNTCD4“We cool?”     “Yeah.  We cool.”     “Are you SURE we’re cool?”     “I JUST SAID WE WERE COOL, NOW DROP IT!!!”     “So… that’s a yes?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd3.jpgBURNTCD3Holy hell movie!  What freaking year do you think this is?  AND YOU BROUGHT IN UMA THURMAN TO PLAY THAT PART!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd2.jpgBURNTCD2“You see these fucking potatoes?”     “Yes chef.”     “If these potatoes aren’t fluffier than a cloud, I will break your fucking nose!!  Are we clear!?”     “YES CHEF!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd1.jpgBURNTCD1“If this doesn’t work, I’m doing like five World War two films in a row.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burntcd0.jpgBURNTCD02020-08-31T19:49:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/27/cinema-dispatch-bumblebee/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BUMBLEBEECD5.jpgBUMBLEBEECD5“Yeah, I can take them.”     “Come on, Cena!  They’re made of metal and you’re in your forties!”     “Nah, I got this.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BUMBLEBEECD4.jpgBUMBLEBEECD4HE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK!  WHO CARES IF IT MAKES SENSE!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BUMBLEBEECD3.jpgBUMBLEBEECD3“Sing it with me now!  YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH!  BUM-BUMM!!  YOU’VE GOT THE POW-EEERRRR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BUMBLEBEECD2.jpgBUMBLEBEECD2“You can come out.  He’s not here.  He’s just got a producing credit.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BUMBLEBEECD1.jpgBUMBLEBEECD1“Chicks dig giant Bumblebees!”     “Some of us do, Bee.  Some of us do.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BUMBLEBEECD0.jpgBUMBLEBEECD02020-08-31T19:48:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/12/cinema-dispatch-the-brothers-grimsby/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tbgcd6.jpgTBGCD6This is gonna be your Call of Duty movie by the way.  Have fun with that.  Wait… I’m gonna have to review it.  DAMN IT!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tbgcd5.jpgTBGCD5“Alright, where should I go to get ready for the next scene?”     “Yeah… about that…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tbgcd4.jpgTBGCD4“For Britain!”     “For Grimsby!”     “For Family!”     “AND BEER!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tbgcd3.jpgTBGCD3“Would you fuck me?”     “Yes Ma’am!!”     “Well I can’t really blame you!” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tbgcd2.jpgTBGCD2“LAUGH!  PLEASE LAUGH!!”     “Dude, I think we should get that out of there.”     “ARE THEY LAUGHING YET!?”     “I think a couple in the back were chuckling.”     “THEN IT’S NOT COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tbgcd1.jpgTBGCD1“Would you fuck me?”     “No sir.”     “Well I can’t really blame you.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tbgcd0.jpgTBGCD02020-08-31T19:46:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/10/12/cinema-dispatch-brittany-runs-a-marathon/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bramcd5.jpgBRAMCD5DON’T CLOSE YOUR EYES!  THAT’S HOW MEG RYAN DIED!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bramcd4.jpgBRAMCD4“I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!”     “It’s actually two-hundred and ninety-five.”     “Wait, seriously?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bramcd3.jpgBRAMCD3“See the key is you want to use your GX Pokémon right away so you can… are you even listening to me!?”     “What?  Oh, uh… I am!  Sure!”     “Man, if Pokémon card game tips aren’t enough to win your love, I don’t know what will!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bramcd2.jpgBRAMCD2You do this every other day for fifty years, and then you die.  Woo hoo…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bramcd1.jpgBRAMCD1“First question; do you have a tragic backstory?”     “I mean… the US economy?”     “Okay, that’s a good start.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/bramcd0.jpgBRAMCD02020-08-31T19:34:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/28/cinema-dispatch-brightburn/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/brightburncd5.jpgBRIGHTBURNCD5“What are you wearing?”     “My Satan daddy thinks its cool…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/brightburncd4.jpgBRIGHTBURNCD4“Should I have let those kids die?”     “Oh yeah!  DEFINITELY!  I mean, is that even a question at this point?  Kill them all and let God sort them out!”     “You mean let ME sort them out!”     “NOW you’re thinking like a super hero!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/brightburncd3.jpgBRIGHTBURNCD3“What have I told you about flying through the house!?”     “Shut up!  You’re not my real mom!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/brightburncd2.jpgBRIGHTBURNCD2He may have glowing eyes, but does he have 666 branded in his scalp?  I DIDN’T THINK SO!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/brightburncd1.jpgBRIGHTBURNCD1“Remember, son; with Great Power comes Great Responsibility.”     “So… because I CAN met out vigilante justice, that gives me the right to do so?”     “Uh… who wants ice cream!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/brightburncd0.jpgBRIGHTBURNCD02020-08-31T19:26:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/01/cinema-dispatch-bridge-of-spies/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/boscd5.jpgBOSCD5Sure he let himself get captured by enemy combatants, but I know that I didn’t like him because he looks WAY too much like Eli Roth.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/boscd4.jpgBOSCD4“I’m sure we can come to an agreement about You Know What.”     “What now?”     “You know... don’t you?”     “Oh, uh… of COURSE I know!  In fact, I know more than you know and I just want to make sure you know what you’re talking about.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/boscd3.jpgBOSCD3“I mean if we start dictating who gets fair trials or not, where will that lead us?  Will we just have some random offshore prison camp for all those undesirables we’ve deemed unworthy of our justice system?  What kind of country would we be if we allowed that!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/boscd2.jpgBOSCD2“KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!  IT’S THE PATRIOTIC THING TO DO!!  OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/boscd1.jpgBOSCD1“I’m willing to talk Mr. Spielberg down to forty-eight, but you need to guarantee us best picture first.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/boscd0.jpgBOSCD02020-08-31T19:23:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/05/14/cinema-dispatch-breaking-in/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/breakingincd5.jpgBREAKINGINCD5Where’s the Halloween theme when you need it?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/breakingincd4.jpgBREAKINGINCD4“We’ve got all the angles covered!  They’ll be absolutely no surprises here!”     “Good job, son!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/breakingincd3.jpgBREAKINGINCD3Seriously, I’d at LEAST expect hardened criminals to be equal opportunity scumbags!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/breakingincd2.jpgBREAKINGINCD2“Okay.  Not bad, but now try it with a bit more FIRE.  Remember, this is one of the dudes that took your kid!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/breakingincd1.jpgBREAKINGINCD1“If you let my children go now, that’ll be the end of it.  I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”     “Oh crap!  She saw that movie too!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/breakingincd0.jpgBREAKINGINCD02020-08-31T19:17:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/26/cinema-dispatch-brahms-the-boy-ii/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/theboy2cd5.jpgTHEBOY2CD5“Rule eleven; destroy all copies of The Boy. Rule twelve; there will be no other The Boy movies before this one. Rules thirteen; don’t ask why name is still Brahms. How many more of these are there!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/theboy2cd4.jpgTHEBOY2CD4“Honey, are you reading up on the Stan Doll again?”     “It’s a SATAN doll!!”     “We’ve been over this; that was just a typo from the manufacturer.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/theboy2cd3.jpgTHEBOY2CD3I feel for you, Miss Holmes. I really do…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/theboy2cd2.jpgTHEBOY2CD2“AM I STILL BEAUTIFUL!? DO YOU STILL LOVE ME!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/theboy2cd1.jpgTHEBOY2CD1“Did you kill your parents yet?”     “NO! STOP ASKING!”     “Alright! All I’m saying is that the knives are right there-”     “What, and you’re gonna help me clean up the mess?”     “Oh, you are just IMPOSSIBLE today!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/theboy2cd0.jpgTHEBOY2CD02020-08-31T19:13:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/04/08/cinema-dispatch-the-boss-baby/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bossbabycd6.jpgBOSSBABYCD6Wasn’t this in a Doritos commercial or something?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bossbabycd5.jpgBOSSBABYCD5“If that cookie does not come OUT of your mouth, I will shove my ************.  ARE WE CLEAR!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bossbabycd4.jpgBOSSBABYCD4You know what’s funny?  Butts.  Butts are funny.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bossbabycd3.jpgBOSSBABYCD3The fallout from that is gonna be brutal on their little internal organs.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bossbabycd2.jpgBOSSBABYCD2And yet, it’s still not going to be any less profitable!  CHA-CHING!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bossbabycd1.jpgBOSSBABYCD1“This is clearly a case of Baby Displacement!  We need to form our own Baby Ethno-State in order to preserve the sanctity of our cuteness!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bossbabycd0.jpgBOSSBABYCD02020-08-31T18:36:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/09/cinema-dispatch-the-boss/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bosscd6.jpgBOSSCD6“This isn’t fair!  You get free sword fighting lessons from HBO!”     “I’m hearing a whole lot of whining, and not a lot of sword fighting.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bosscd5.jpgBOSSCD5Make her the lead in another Star Wars spinoff!  I’m sure no one will have a problem with that!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bosscd4.jpgBOSSCD4“First rule of Darnell’s Darlings?”     “Make the sale!”     “And if you can’t?”     “FUCK THEM UP!”     THAT’S what I like to hear!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bosscd3.jpgBOSSCD3“I will kill your family if you try to cross me.”     “WHAT!?”     “Oh I’m sorry.  Ahem.  I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY IF YOU TRY TO CROSS ME!!”     “No, it wasn’t that I misunderstood you; I was conveying my shock to what you had just said.”     “Ah.  Got it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bosscd2.jpgBOSSCD2“Never let them tell you you’re not good enough, never take no for an answer, and if all else fails a swift kick in the nuts gets shit done.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bosscd1.jpgBOSSCD1“Can you dig it?  Can you dig it!?  CAANN  YOOUU  DIG IT!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bosscd0.jpgBOSSCD02020-08-31T18:33:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/06/01/cinema-dispatch-booksmart/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/booksmartcd5.jpgBOOKSMARTCD5“Can you PLEASE stop it with that bell?”     “I BOUGHT THE BELL SO I COULD USE IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/booksmartcd4.jpgBOOKSMARTCD4You ROCK that ascot!  You deserve it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/booksmartcd3.jpgBOOKSMARTCD3“I TOLD you these things always end with DRUGS!”     “Okay, seriously?  NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/booksmartcd2.jpgBOOKSMARTCD2“There’s ten miles to the high school, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a Gatorade, it’s really bright out, and we forgot our sunglasses.”     “Should we go back and get them?”     “No.”     “Hit it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/booksmartcd1.jpgBOOKSMARTCD1“Wow… Tonight, we really ARE young!  Thanks fun.!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/booksmartcd0.jpgBOOKSMARTCD02020-08-31T18:27:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/22/cinema-dispatch-boo-2-a-madea-halloween/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/b2amhcd5.jpgB2AMHCD5“YES!  Shower me with adulation!”     “All hail the brilliant Tyler Perry!  He’s oh so wise!”     “MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/b2amhcd4.jpgB2AMHCD4The ACLU is gonna have a FIELD day with this shit.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/b2amhcd3.jpgB2AMHCD3“Is this what hell is like?  Have I died and gone to purgatory?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/b2amhcd2.jpgB2AMHCD2“Mother fucker, I DARE you to start some shit with me!”     *RIN-RIN-RIN-RIN-RIN*     “Oh shit…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/b2amhcd1.jpgB2AMHCD1We meet again, old friend.  Sigh…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/b2amhcd0.jpgB2AMHCD02020-08-31T18:25:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/23/cinema-dispatch-boo-a-madea-halloween/2020-08-31T18:21:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/03/20/cinema-dispatch-bloodshot/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bloodshotcd5.jpgBLOODSHOTCD5“THE GRINCH CAN EAT HIS ENGORGED HEART OUT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bloodshotcd4.jpgBLOODSHOTCD4“CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!  THESE WOUNDS, THEY’LL SWIFTLY HEAL!!”     “I know right?  Nanobots are AWESOME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bloodshotcd3.jpgBLOODSHOTCD3“Did you see my sequel to xXx?”     “Oh, the one starring Ice Cube?”     “No, MY sequel to xXx!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bloodshotcd2.jpgBLOODSHOTCD2“How are we looking, boys?”     “Well… we’re sitting at a thirty on Rotten Tomatoes.”     “Okay, but that’s like ALMOST a fresh rating, right?”     “I mean... sort of?  But not really.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bloodshotcd1.jpgBLOODSHOTCD1“Hey buddy, do you need help or something?”     “All I need is to bath in the blood of my enemies and hear their screams as they take their last painful breath…”     “Okay… well how about some eye drops?”     “I mean… I won’t say no if you have some.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/bloodshotcd0.jpgBLOODSHOTCD02020-08-31T18:19:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/10/cinema-dispatch-blockers/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blockerscd5.jpgBLOCKERSCD5Truly the most well-crafted and nuanced comedy of our time!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blockerscd4.jpgBLOCKERSCD4“Fuck the patriarchy and let’s get some dick!”     “As long as consent is clear and enthusiastic between all parties!”     “You know it!”     “hashtag sex positivity!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blockerscd3.jpgBLOCKERSCD3“Faster, you chowder head!  They’re getting away!”     “Why I oughta…”     “I don’t really have room here but should I try to get on the ground and go ‘Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo’?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blockerscd2.jpgBLOCKERSCD2You’re certainly okay with ME, Mr. Cena!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blockerscd1.jpgBLOCKERSCD1“This is MUCH better than doing Daddy’s Home 3!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blockerscd0.jpgBLOCKERSCD02020-08-31T18:17:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/30/cinema-dispatch-blindspotting/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blindsightingcd6.jpgBLINDSIGHTINGCD6“Hey!  What are you doing!?”     “Walking.”     “WITHOUT A PERMIT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blindsightingcd5.jpgBLINDSIGHTINGCD5“Dude, we’ll call this an Artesian Tugboat and it’ll practically sell itself.”     “You’re much more of an optimist than me.”     “Dude, if you’re THAT worried we’ll add Organic to it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blindsightingcd4.jpgBLINDSIGHTINGCD4“Second Amendment, BRO!!”     “Yeah, well ask Bobby Seale and Huey Newton how well that worked.”     “Dude, I’m white.”     “That is true.  Carry on.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blindsightingcd3.jpgBLINDSIGHTINGCD3“IS THIS THE REAL LIFE!?  IS THIS JUST FANTASY!?”     “The former.  This is ALL too real.”     “Darn it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blindsightingcd2.jpgBLINDSIGHTINGCD2“Don’t shoot officer!  I don’t have any weapons or drugs!”     “Who taught you that!?”     “My very responsible parents.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blindsightingcd1.jpgBLINDSIGHTINGCD1“If anyone asks, just say they’re mine.”     “Even if we try that, they’re STILL gonna shoot us you know!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/blindsightingcd0.jpgBLINDSIGHTINGCD02020-08-31T18:01:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/22/cinema-dispatch-blinded-by-the-light/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/bbtlcd5.jpgBBTLCD5“He grew up to be confident in himself, happy with his life, and can muster a modest amount of charisma.  Where did I go wrong!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/bbtlcd4.jpgBBTLCD4Andy Ngo was first on the scene to defend this man from Javed’s very threating headphones and mysterious backpack.  Why, there could be MILKSHAKES in there!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/bbtlcd3.jpgBBTLCD3When’s their biopic?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/bbtlcd2.jpgBBTLCD2“Wake me up!  Before you Go-Go!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/bbtlcd1.jpgBBTLCD1“Look at my hair, and know that I am judging you.”     “Whatevs.  I look GOOD!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/bbtlcd0.jpgBBTLCD02020-08-31T17:58:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/09/17/cinema-dispatch-blair-witch/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bwcd6.jpgbwcd6“Must… Stay… POSITIVE!!  Don’t stop me now!  I’m having such a good time!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bwcd5.jpgbwcd5I guess the witch must have snuck into her tent, cut her leg open, and shoved that inside without waking her up.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bwcd4.jpgbwcd4You’re just gonna stand there right in her face?  You’re not gonna help… at all?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bwcd3.jpgbwcd3“Why are you staring at us!?”     “Just trying to get a good shot for some B roll.”     “Can’t you use your regular camera for that?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bwcd2.jpgbwcd2To quote Shakespeare, “Bro.  This shit is fucking lame.”  …  What, was that not him?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bwcd1.jpgbwcd1It was aliens the whole time!  I freaking knew it!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bwcd0.jpgbwcd02020-08-31T17:51:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/09/cinema-dispatch-blade-runner-2049/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bladerunner2049cd6.jpgBLADERUNNER2049CD6“I am programmed to FALL IN LOVE!  I also can’t be creeped out by anything you do!  Isn’t that nice!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bladerunner2049cd5.jpgBLADERUNNER2049CD5How can a man look just as ridiculous when he’s OUT of clown makeup!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bladerunner2049cd4.jpgBLADERUNNER2049CD4“Damn!  I can’t find the plot anywhere!  WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HAZY!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bladerunner2049cd3.jpgBLADERUNNER2049CD3She’s so good in this that I’d ACTUALLY be willing to sit through another Terminator movie if she was in it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bladerunner2049cd2.jpgBLADERUNNER2049CD2“So… Much… DRAMA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bladerunner2049cd1.jpgBLADERUNNER2049CD1“This is GREAT!  What’s your secret?”     “I’M NOT TELLING YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bladerunner2049cd0.jpgBLADERUNNER2049CD02020-08-31T16:44:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/02/21/cinema-dispatch-black-panther/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blackpanthercd5.jpgBLACKPANTHERCD5Yeah, let’s see Marvel try pulling that “no female action figures” crap with THESE two!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blackpanthercd4.jpgBLACKPANTHERCD4See, I was with you up until you summoned the unholy flames of hell.  Kind of sends the wrong message.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blackpanthercd3.jpgBLACKPANTHERCD3“Hail to the King, baby!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blackpanthercd2.jpgBLACKPANTHERCD2This movie is gonna make so much money that Disney can make their OWN Wakanda… though that would still kind of miss the point…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blackpanthercd1.jpgBLACKPANTHERCD1“IT’S SO MUGGY IN HERE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blackpanthercd0.jpgBLACKPANTHERCD02020-08-31T16:43:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/19/cinema-dispatch-black-mass/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bmcd6.jpgBMCD6“Oh quit being a wussy and take your punishment like a man!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bmcd5.jpgBMCD5“Did you file the proper paperwork when you made Bulger an informant?”     “Uh…”     “have you kept records of all his recent activety?”     “Uh…”     “Uh…”     “Have you done ANYTHING useful since you got here!?”     “Let me see if my supervisor is available.”     “I AM YOUR SUPERVISOR!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bmcd4.jpgBMCD4‘Ello!  I’m da head of the Massachusetts Parlia- I mean SENATE, and I’m from BAASTAN!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bmcd3.jpgBMCD3“Can I trust you to do what needs to be done?”     “Sure thing Mr. Whitey.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bmcd2.jpgBMCD2“No one’s gonna drink that piss water you call Fresca.  No one, until Whitey FUCKING Bulger tells them to.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bmcd1.jpgBMCD1You do NOT want to spoil this guy’s fun.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bmcd0.jpgBMCD02020-08-31T16:42:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/11/cinema-dispatch-blackkklansman/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd7.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD7The fact that this looks exactly like a picture we would see right now speaks volumes to the relevance of this film.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd6.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD6Did you think he WASN’T gonna use the Dolly Shot!?  Heck no!  They were just SAVING it for maximum impact!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd5.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD5The spin-off to That '70s Show got REALLY dark!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd4.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD4“Okay, I’m for the whole STING OPERATION AGAINST THE KKK, but can we also not harass black people?”     “Eh… I mean we can’t make any promises…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd3.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD3“You’re gonna sit here and listen to what I have to say about the black experience in America!”     “Seriously!?”     “QUIT YOU’RE WHINING!  If you had paid attention in school, or better yet read at least one book on the subject, I wouldn’t have to be here!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd2.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD2All I'm saying is that THIS version of Lethal Weapon kept Kylo Ren IN FRONT of the camera; not let the destructive rage case behind it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd1.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD1“Let me ask you this, my pure white brethren!  How many KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb?”     “I don’t think we covered that in the manual…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/blackkklansmancd0.jpgBLACKKKLANSMANCD02020-08-31T16:41:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/06/cinema-dispatch-birth-of-the-dragon/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/botdcd5.jpgBOTDCD5“I was thinking about your movie idea.  How about we call it Enter the Steve?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/botdcd6.jpgBOTDCD6“Knock knock.”     …     “KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHER FUCKER!”     “… Who’s there?”     *PUNCH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/botdcd3.jpgBOTDCD3“I’m starting with the MAN IN THE MIRROR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/botdcd4.jpgBOTDCD4“I’m sorry?  My bullshit detector seems to be malfunctioning!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/botdcd2.jpgBOTDCD2Don’t forget!  This was INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/botdcd0.jpgBOTDCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/botdcd1.jpgBOTDCD1“Why I outta!  COME HERE, YOU!!”2020-08-31T16:39:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/08/cinema-dispatch-the-birth-of-a-nation/2020-08-31T16:36:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/02/15/cinema-dispatch-birds-of-prey-and-the-fantabulous-emancipation-of-one-harley-quinn/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bop5.jpgBOP5“Stick with me kid!  Who knows?  Maybe one day you’ll grow up to be Batgirl!”     “Sure, like THAT’LL ever happen.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bop3.jpgBOP3“What’s your deal?”     “My parents are dead.”     “WHAT!?  MY PARENTS ARE DEAD TOO!!”     “FOR REAL!?”     “DID THESE TWO JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bop4.jpgBOP4“What do you want to do today?”     “I don’t know, use our positions of power in a patriarchal society to hurt women?”     “Are you serious!?  THAT’S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bop1.jpgBOP1“What, you don’t think it sounds cool and intimidating?”     “Hey, as long as you don’t put a bomb in my neck, I’m fine with anything!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bop2.jpgBOP2“SAVE… THE MOZERALLLLAAAAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/bop0.jpgBOP02020-08-31T16:35:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/21/cinema-dispatch-the-big-sick/2020-08-31T16:21:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/31/cinema-dispatch-the-new-mutants/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/newmutantscd5.jpgNEWMUTANTSCD5“Is it time for us to do cool stuff with our powers?” “Give us about ten more minutes of moping, and we’ll think about it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/newmutantscd4.jpgNEWMUTANTSCD4“At least those Stranger Things checks are stilling coming in.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/newmutantscd3.jpgNEWMUTANTSCD3“Can I borrow the iPad to watch Netflix?” “NO! You get a VHS of Shrek, and THAT’S IT!” “Oh come on! Can’t we at least get Toy Story?” “Patient is exhibiting hostile behavior.” “Your FACE is hostile behavior…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/newmutantscd2.jpgNEWMUTANTSCD2Heck, I’d watch the movie like this, JUST DON’T MAKE ME GO BACK TO THE THEATER!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/newmutantscd1.jpgNEWMUTANTSCD1Nope. Nope. There we go!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/newmutantscd0.jpgNEWMUTANTSCD02020-08-31T16:11:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/29/cinema-dispatch-the-big-short/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd7.jpgTBSCD7“Did I ever tell you I was in a Scorsese film?”     “No, you were in a Scorsese SHORT that no one fucking saw.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd6.jpgTBSCD6“What, see something you like?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd5.jpgTBSCD5“Hi!  I’m gonna talk to you for a minute and interrupt the flow of the scene.  Am I an important character?  Nope!  You’ll NEVER see me again.  This is quite jarring, isn’t it?  Well now you can’t criticize it because we’re point it out, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd4.jpgTBSCD4“Look, the housing market has always been stable and what your suggesting-“     “MASTER!!! MASTER!!!”     …     “I’m sorry, I think my ears are filling up with blood.  Why did Metallica just-“     “OH, OH, OH, SWEET CHILD O’ MINE!!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd3.jpgTBSCD3“Please don’t say anything else.  I’m about to puke my guts up…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd2.jpgTBSCD2“Dude, how awesome would it be to inter cut pictures of iPhones and South Park between scenes?”     “Dude, that’s not NEARLY as awesome as minute long freeze frames over exposition!”     “Fuck it man, let’s do both!!”     “You read my mind dude!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd1.jpgTBSCD1“You ever see the movie Basket Case?  Imagine that America is Duane Bradley and everyone in this room is fucking Belial.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tbscd0.jpgTBSCD02020-08-31T14:56:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/12/cinema-dispatch-the-bfg/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bfgcd6.jpgBFGCD6“So the plan is to keep you here for the rest of your life or until you’re eaten by one of those grouchy giants.”     “Well it’s better than that underfunded girls home my dead parents left me at.”     “That’s the spirit!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bfgcd5.jpgBFGCD5“Throw in some paranoia, a couple of disproven studies, one or two dehumanizing caricatures, and don’t forget the jingoism!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bfgcd4.jpgBFGCD4I’m pretty sure that’s the same tree that sent Link out to find Princess Zelda.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bfgcd3.jpgBFGCD3“Do you at least have a TV?”     “You want to watch something, go watch the window.  Kids these days…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bfgcd2.jpgBFGCD2“Oh this is ever so whimsical!  Can’t you feel the quaint charm!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bfgcd1.jpgBFGCD1“What is that dream about?”     “Eh… I’ll tell you when your older.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bfgcd0.jpgBFGCD02020-08-31T14:55:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/08/22/cinema-dispatch-ben-hur/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd7.jpgBENHURCD7“Alright, time for plan B.  SMOKE BOMB!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd6.jpgBENHURCD6NO!  I was talking about Jesus; not God!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd5.jpgBENHURCD5WOW!  It’s like I’m watching something recorded on an iPhone!  Wait, why would I ever want to see that in a theater?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd4.jpgBENHURCD4Jason Momoa?  Wait, IS THIS ACTUALLY AN AQUAMAN PREQUEL!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd3.jpgBENHURCD3“I’LL HARM YOU ALL!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd2.jpgBENHURCD2“I’ll gladly die… for all your sins.     Except you.  Screw you, you jerk!”     “Yeah?  Well screw you TOO, buddy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd1.jpgBENHURCD1“First I make the cape, then the pointy hat, and then I stab him forty times in the gut. That's plan A, but maybe I should come up with a plan B just in case.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/benhurcd0.jpgBENHURCD02020-08-31T14:54:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/11/cinema-dispatch-before-i-fall/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beforeifallcd5.jpgBEFOREIFALLCD5“Who are you!?”     “I’m The Doctor, and well… I guess I have some explaining to do.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beforeifallcd4.jpgBEFOREIFALLCD4“So hey!  Do you wanna go out some time?  Please!?”     “I promised myself this wasn’t gonna be a Murder Day, but you’re REALLY pushing it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beforeifallcd3.jpgBEFOREIFALLCD3“WHAT IS LOVE!?  BABY DON’T HURT ME!  DON’T HURT ME!  NO MORE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beforeifallcd2.jpgBEFOREIFALLCD2Do you get it?  Is it… is it clear what they’re doing here?  Also, I’m PRETTY sure that isn’t history!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beforeifallcd1.jpgBEFOREIFALLCD1She’s not the only one feeling Déjà vu!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beforeifallcd0.jpgBEFOREIFALLCD02020-08-31T14:53:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/03/19/cinema-dispatch-beauty-and-the-beast/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/batbcd4.jpgBATBCD4All that confetti and firework smoke is gonna run the food!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/batbcd5.jpgBATBCD5“Step-one-two!  Step-one-two!  See?  You’re getting it!”     “GASTON IS THE GREATEST DANCER OF ALL TIME!”     “Of course you are, sweetie!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/batbcd6.jpgBATBCD6“This magic book will teleport you anywhere you want to go!”     “Wait, so why is it in book form?  Is there an actual story in this?”     “There is, but oddly enough it’s the screenplay for The Butterfly Effect.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/batbcd2.jpgBATBCD2“Tale as old as time!  Song as old as Rhyme!  Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, which was nominated for Best Picture and won Best Original Song at the 1991 Oscars!!  YOU CAN ALSO BUY IT ON BLU RAY TODAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/batbcd3.jpgBATBCD3WHAT!?  Did he say Gastro!?  Is this a song about his last doctor’s appointment!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/batbcd0.jpgBATBCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/batbcd1.jpgBATBCD1Oh don’t pout!  NO ONE is as good as Hellboy!2020-08-31T14:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/12/11/cinema-dispatch-a-beautiful-day-in-the-neighborhood/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/abditncd5.jpgABDITNCD5“So YOU’RE the one who took all my screen time, is that right?”     “It hurts to nod…”     “Well you didn’t seem to have that much trouble taking this whole movie away from me!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/abditncd4.jpgABDITNCD4“I think Daniel here wants to tell you something.”     “I sure do, Mr. Rogers!  End Capitalism and eat the rich!”     “Now Daniel!  You know how I feel about eating meat!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/abditncd3.jpgABDITNCD3“The truth is… this isn’t an acrylic sweater.  It’s cashmere.”     “Well I’ve certainly got what I need to win that Pulitzer.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/abditncd2.jpgABDITNCD2I watch TV all the time as well, and no one’s writing a movie about MY life!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/abditncd1.jpgABDITNCD1“I saw THREE blue M&Ms in my bowl today!  Do we need to go over my contract again!?”     “No, Fred.  It was a mistake.”     “Do you realize how many children I inspire each day!?”     “Yes, Fred.  No blue M&Ms.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/abditncd0.jpgABDITNCD02020-08-31T00:47:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/03/30/cinema-dispatch-the-beach-bum/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tbbcd5.jpgTBBCD5“The big fish… is called Justice.  I JUST GOT THAT!  HA HA HAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tbbcd4.jpgTBBCD4“IF YOU SAY THIS IS BAT COUNTRY, I WILL POP YOU IN THE TEETH!!”     “Well alright, alright, alright, my man!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tbbcd3.jpgTBBCD3“I’m sending you to lockup for thirty days just for being annoying.”     “Wait, so that’s a crime now?”     “Get a haircut, hippie!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tbbcd2.jpgTBBCD2“HA HA HAAAA!”     “Yeah, that sure was a side splitter.  So are we about done here, or…?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tbbcd1.jpgTBBCD1Academy Award Winner Matthew McConaughey, seen here hoping to God he didn’t crap his pants last night.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/tbbcd0.jpgTBBCD02020-08-31T00:45:14+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/26/cinema-dispatch-baywatch/2020-08-31T00:41:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/12/cinema-dispatch-battle-of-the-sexes/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/botscd5.jpgBOTSCD5“WHAT!?  Billie Jean is not my lover!  What gave you that idea!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/botscd4.jpgBOTSCD4She’s also got Sarah Silverman backing her up who will put that cigarette out in your eye!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/botscd3.jpgBOTSCD3“I hope I don’t get my PERIOD right now, am I right ladies!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/botscd2.jpgBOTSCD2This is SO much easier in Wii Sports!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/botscd1.jpgBOTSCD1“I must break you…”     “Are you sure you won’t break a nail?”     “… I’m gonna enjoy this.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/botscd0.jpgBOTSCD02020-08-31T00:39:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/26/cinema-dispatch-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd10.jpgBVSDOJCD10If we’re already running through those stories, then fuck it.  The first Justice League movie is gonna be Kingdom Come!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd9.jpgBVSDOJCD9Oh NOW it all makes sense!  He was a Terminator the whole time!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd8.jpgBVSDOJCD8“Is this seriously what we’re doing right now Zack?”     “Yes Ben, now just read the damn lines.”     “You know I’ll be directing a movie based on THIS character, right?  You’re seriously gonna have me do this?”     “I’m sure you’re movie will be fine Ben.  Just read the damn lines.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd7.jpgBVSDOJCD7“I love all living things god damn it!  Now give up or else I’ll have to punch your face in!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd6.jpgBVSDOJCD6“I’m more mature!”     “No I’M more mature!”     “Loser-says-what?”     “What?  Wait… DAMN IT!” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd5.jpgBVSDOJCD5“I know your all mad, but in my defense… Zod had a mean right hook.”     “Do you think the American people will tolerate your behavior?”     “Hold on, there’s a giant monster over there.”     “There is!?  WHAT DO WE DO!!  SAVE US SUPERMAN!!”    “No prob.” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd4.jpgBVSDOJCD4“We need to talk.”     “You DO know I was chasing bad guys, right?”     “I’m not a fan of your methods.”     “They’re right over there.  We could be stopping them right now.”     “I want you to quit being Batman.”     “Can I quit in ten minutes?  AFTER WE STOP THOSE GUYS!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd3.jpgBVSDOJCD3“Do you want to know how to kill a god?”     “Does it have something to do with your stupid haircut?”     “Actually yes, but to explain THAT would be far past what your puny mind could handle.”     “Ouch.  What a zinger.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd2.jpgBVSDOJCD2WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE BUG MONSTERS!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvsdojcd1.jpgBVSDOJCD1“What the fuck is going on!?”2020-08-30T22:32:30+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/29/cinema-dispatch-the-banana-splits-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd8.jpgTBSMCD8This seems like an unnecessary direction for Wheel of Fortune to go in.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd7.jpgTBSMCD7He’s got a heart AND he can pull off that hat?  Some guys get have ALL the luck!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd6.jpgTBSMCD6He may be broiling a man alive, but you can just tell that Drooper’s heart isn’t in it…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd5.jpgTBSMCD5Oh no… their pants cuffs are getting slimy…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd4.jpgTBSMCD4“Someone call an ambulance!  He’s losing a lot of blood!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd3.jpgTBSMCD3“Stevie’s got a grown up headache so he’s just gonna lie there for a bit, isn’t that right Stevie?”     “I drink because of YOU, Drooper!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd2.jpgTBSMCD2“TRA-LA-LA!  TRA-LA-LA-LA!!  TRA-LA-LA!  I’M DYING INSIDE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd1.jpgTBSMCD1“NOT PROGRAMMED FOR AFFECTION!  HUG PROTOCOLS ARE IN BETA!!”     “Aww… I love you to Bingo!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tbsmcd0.jpgTBSMCD02020-08-29T22:18:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/19/cinema-dispatch-barbershop-the-next-cut/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bstnccd6.jpgBSTNCCD6“Hashtag Super Allies!  WOO!!”     “Da fuq?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bstnccd5.jpgBSTNCCD5“What do you have to say for yourself young man!?”     “… Line?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bstnccd4.jpgBSTNCCD4To quote Ice Cube, “DAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bstnccd3.jpgBSTNCCD3Maybe everyone’s just confusing him with Eddie Murphy and they’re too polite to tell him to fuck off.  Oh who am I kidding?  If ANYONE should be told to fuck off, it’s him!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bstnccd2.jpgBSTNCCD2Deon Cole?  SO funny in this!  Queen Latifah got a spin-off, why not him!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bstnccd1.jpgBSTNCCD1“What all this?  Where the hell am I!?”     “Relax.  You’re in a good movie.”     “… Say what?”     “YOU’RE IN A GOOD MOVIE!!”     Okay, you’re saying words, but they just sound all jumbled together and don’t make any sense.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bstnccd0.jpgBSTNCCD02020-08-29T22:17:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/10/12/cinema-dispatch-bad-times-at-the-el-royale/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/btatercd5.jpgBTATERCD5Must… resist… THE ABS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/btatercd4.jpgBTATERCD4“Which room would you say has the thickest walls?  Uh… so that I can… pray without disturbing these wonderful people?”     “Well we’ve got the Murder Suite still open.”     “Oh I’m sure it’s just a colorful inside joke!  I’ll take that one!”     “No, fifteen people have died in there.”     “Just give my damn key.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/btatercd3.jpgBTATERCD3“I assure you there’s a VERY good reason for this!  Just watch my flashback!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/btatercd2.jpgBTATERCD2“EVERYTHING’S FINE!”     *CLANG*     “NOTHING TO SEE HERE!”     *CLANG*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/btatercd1.jpgBTATERCD1“This is NOT what I was promised on Yelp!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/btatercd0.jpgBTATERCD02020-08-29T22:16:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/08/cinema-dispatch-bad-santa-2/2020-08-29T22:14:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/05/11/cinema-dispatch-bad-samaritan/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/badsamaritancd5.jpgBADSAMARITANCD5“It’s bad enough he’s gonna kill me.  Why’s he got to be so TACKY about it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/badsamaritancd4.jpgBADSAMARITANCD4“Is that him?  Oh good!  I’ve been standing here for like forty minutes.  It was starting to get weird.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/badsamaritancd3.jpgBADSAMARITANCD3See?  He’s got a life preserver on in case someone tries to drown him!  Always thinking three steps ahead!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/badsamaritancd2.jpgBADSAMARITANCD2“Alright, David.  We have a few ideas for your character’s name, so let us know what you think.  The Blue Dude!  The Green Jerk!  Son of Cyan!  Secret Agent Orange!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/badsamaritancd1.jpgBADSAMARITANCD1See, this is what happens when he doesn’t have a companion to keep him in check!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/badsamaritancd0.jpgBADSAMARITANCD02020-08-29T22:13:52+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/11/16/cinema-dispatch-a-bad-moms-christmas/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/badmomschristmascd5.jpgBADMOMSCHRISTMASCD5I SURE WISH I WAS AT SKY ZONE RIGHT NOW!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/badmomschristmascd4.jpgBADMOMSCHRISTMASCD4It’s the most wonderful time, TO DRINK BEER!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/badmomschristmascd3.jpgBADMOMSCHRISTMASCD3“Whose ready to see me knocked down a peg!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/badmomschristmascd2.jpgBADMOMSCHRISTMASCD2I don’t know about you, but I find this to be SO much more wholesome than Boo 2!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/badmomschristmascd1.jpgBADMOMSCHRISTMASCD1Santa and his ho ho hos!     …     WHAT!?  You can’t just set me up like that and expect me NOT to go there!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/badmomschristmascd0.jpgBADMOMSCHRISTMASCD02020-08-29T22:12:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/07/31/cinema-dispatch-bad-moms/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/badmomscd6.jpgBADMOMSCD6“CHUG!  CHUG!  CHUG!  CHUG!”     “Wait, what are doing?”     “We’re chugging!  What the hell else would we be doing!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/badmomscd5.jpgBADMOMSCD5“Today’s going to be a perfect day.”     “It sure is.”     “You guys are so-“     “SHUT THE FUCK UP VICKY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/badmomscd4.jpgBADMOMSCD4Did I say BAD moms?  I meant EVIL moms!  THIS IS NOT HOW YOU ACT IN A MOVIE THEATER!  Harrumph!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/badmomscd3.jpgBADMOMSCD3“You are so hideous!  That bra makes you look like Swamp Thing’s sloppy seconds.”     “Right, because the guy’s gonna get all the way to my bra and then stop because of how offended his by my more taste in underwear.”     “Don’t you sass me girl!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/badmomscd2.jpgBADMOMSCD2“What the fuck is going on!?”     “WHO GIVES A SHIT?  PAR-TAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/badmomscd1.jpgBADMOMSCD1MOTHERS!?  Imbibing of SPIRITS!?  HOW ABSURD!  I can feel my sense of moral fortitude being shat upon as we speak!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/badmomscd0.jpgBADMOMSCD02020-08-29T22:11:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/24/cinema-dispatch-bad-boys-for-life/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bbflcd5.jpgBBFLCD5Shoot, I’d be looking that happy if I got to co-star in a movie as the one who didn’t have to work out!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bbflcd4.jpgBBFLCD4“We’ve had quite the journey these past few days.”     “It’s been forty five minutes.”     “Haven’t you heard of hyperbole?”     “I have, and that certainly wasn’t it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bbflcd3.jpgBBFLCD3“STOP SPINNING ME ROUND RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD!!”     “You throw up on this bike, I’ll kick your ass right back to the eighties!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bbflcd2.jpgBBFLCD2THE COMMISSIONER’S GONNA HAVE MY ASS FOR THIS!!”     “You say that EVERY WEEK!”     “Don’t you start with the sass!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bbflcd1.jpgBBFLCD1“Dang, Mike!  It’s almost like we have competent writers now!”     “How does it feel?”     “It… sort of tickles.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bbflcd0.jpgBBFLCD02020-08-29T22:10:12+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/27/cinema-dispatch-the-bad-batch/2020-08-29T22:08:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/01/cinema-dispatch-baby-driver/2020-08-29T22:07:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/30/cinema-dispatch-avengers-infinity-war/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aiwcd5.jpgAIWCD5“WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?  I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES!  I mean… Thor 2 wasn’t THAT bad, right!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aiwcd4.jpgAIWCD4Oh please.  I’d LOVE to see them try to rein this guy in.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aiwcd3.jpgAIWCD3Not QUITE Hulk vs Captain America, but it’ll do I guess.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aiwcd2.jpgAIWCD2“Darth Vader is Luke’s father and Pamela Voorhees is the killer!”     “Really?  Is that the best you’ve got?”     “I’VE BEEN IN SPACE FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aiwcd1.jpgAIWCD1“All your sequels have been canceled.  I made sure to it myself.”     “The HELL did he just say!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/aiwcd0.jpgAIWCD02020-08-29T22:06:18+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/04/29/cinema-dispatch-avengers-endgame/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/avengersendgamecd5.jpgAVENGERSENDGAMECD5“Looks like I’M the captain now.”     “I understood that reference!”     “I know you did, buddy.  I know you did.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/avengersendgamecd4.jpgAVENGERSENDGAMECD4After this they’re gonna shrink down and explore The Hulk’s internal organs, just for the heck of it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/avengersendgamecd3.jpgAVENGERSENDGAMECD3“So, how’s the family?”     “Still dead.”     “Yikes.  Sorry about that, Iron Man.”     “Wait, do you even know who I am!?”     “Yeah.  I just said it a minute ago.  Pay attention.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/avengersendgamecd2.jpgAVENGERSENDGAMECD2“Before we go into space, does ANYONE need to use the restroom?”     …     “WELL TOO BAD!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/avengersendgamecd1.jpgAVENGERSENDGAMECD1I’ll also settle for a movie where Captain America beats up those THE LAST JEDI IS SJW PROPAGANDA jerks.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/avengersendgamecd0.jpgAVENGERSENDGAMECD02020-08-29T22:05:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/07/29/cinema-dispatch-atomic-blonde/2020-08-29T22:03:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/09/23/cinema-dispatch-assassination-nation/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assassinationnationcd6.jpgASSASSINATIONNATIONCD6“Do we get guns too?”     “Did you BRING any guns?”     “No…”     “WELL THEN WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assassinationnationcd5.jpgASSASSINATIONNATIONCD5Do you think he picked that one out himself?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assassinationnationcd4.jpgASSASSINATIONNATIONCD4I didn’t even GO to my High School’s Purge Assemblies!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assassinationnationcd3.jpgASSASSINATIONNATIONCD3That’s just tomato juice!  …right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assassinationnationcd2.jpgASSASSINATIONNATIONCD2“In my defense, I REALLY wanted it and I didn’t have the money.”     “We’re talking about the hacker.”     “I stand by my statement.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assassinationnationcd1.jpgASSASSINATIONNATIONCD1“There is nothing wrong with your television set.  Do not attempt to adjust the picture.  Wait, what does that mean?  Is that an old people thing?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/assassinationnationcd0.jpgASSASSINATIONNATIONCD02020-08-29T22:02:53+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/24/cinema-dispatch-assassins-creed/2020-08-29T22:01:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/15/cinema-dispatch-artemis-fowl/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/artemisfowlcd5.jpgARTEMISFOWLCD5“Say hello to my enchanted friend!”     *BANG*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/artemisfowlcd4.jpgARTEMISFOWLCD4Dame Not Appearing In This Filmhttps://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/artemisfowlcd3.jpgARTEMISFOWLCD3THIS MOST TERRIFYING FOE IN ALL VILLAINY!  A GREEN THINGY!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/artemisfowlcd2.jpgARTEMISFOWLCD2“New episodes of High School Musical: The Musical: The Series!?  THIS I’ve got to see!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/artemisfowlcd1.jpgARTEMISFOWLCD1“We are NOT gonna win the group costume contest if we aren’t all on the same page!”     “Why are you looking at ME?  SHE’S the one who came as The Wasp!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/artemisfowlcd0.jpgARTEMISFOWLCD02020-08-29T22:01:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/11/17/cinema-dispatch-arrival/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrivalcd5.jpgarrivalcd5Turns out it was the canary the whole time!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrivalcd4.jpgarrivalcd4“Just what in the HELL are you wasting our time with!?”     “Well we’re trying to establish a means of communication with the aliens.”     “Oh.”     …     “Well carry on then!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrivalcd3.jpgarrivalcd3“Something about… a Robert… who lives in some sort of fruit.”     …     “There’s a lot of anger here…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrivalcd2.jpgarrivalcd2You think THIS is bad?  Just wait until Trump appoints Steven Seagal as Secretary of Defense.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrivalcd1.jpgarrivalcd1“So wait, we’ve only been able to access THIS part of the ship which is basically a stage for the aliens to walk past?”     “Yup.”     “Are you sure we’re not on some intergalactic prank show?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrivalcd0.jpgarrivalcd02020-08-29T21:59:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/12/31/cinema-dispatch-aquaman/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/AQUAMANCD5.jpgAQUAMANCD5“I’m your worst nightmare!  Now make sure not to get into my periphery, OR ELSE!!”     “OR ELSE WHAT!?”     “Well… then I can’t see you.  BUT THAT’LL ONLY MAKE ME MORE ANGRY WHICH IS BAD NEWS FOR YOU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/AQUAMANCD4.jpgAQUAMANCD4SNORE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/AQUAMANCD3.jpgAQUAMANCD3“You must answer me these questions three, if the trident you wish to see!”     “I’m terrible at riddles…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/AQUAMANCD2.jpgAQUAMANCD2“Are we there yet?”     “No.”     “I think we’re going the wrong way.”     “We’re not.”     “It REALLY feels like we’re going the wrong way.”     “WELL I SAID WE’RE NOT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/AQUAMANCD1.jpgAQUAMANCD1“MY MER-MAN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/AQUAMANCD0.jpgAQUAMANCD02020-08-29T21:57:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/07/11/cinema-dispatch-ant-man-and-the-wasp/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/amatwcd5.jpgAMATWCD5Hey, you think he knows any ALIEN ANT FARM!?     …     Sorry.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/amatwcd4.jpgAMATWCD4“So… missing wife, huh?”     “Yup.”     “… You want to talk about it?”     “Not really, Scott.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/amatwcd3.jpgAMATWCD3“Don’t you have anything better to do?”     “Well yeah, but you’re SO much easier to deal with than Hawkeye.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/amatwcd2.jpgAMATWCD2Hey, that PEZ Dispenser is at least TWICE as menacing as like two thirds of Thanos’s henchmen in Infinity War!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/amatwcd1.jpgAMATWCD1“Captain Ant-merica!  Guardians of the Colony!  Thor; Ragna-wasp!”     “Yeah, I’m sure Paul Feig is gonna put those on a marque.”     “Well you won’t know until you ask him!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/amatwcd0.jpgAMATWCD02020-08-29T21:56:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/07/18/cinema-dispatch-ant-man/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am8.jpgAM8Not that the final battle isn’t awesome!  You do NOT want to fuck with Thomas!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am7.jpgAM7The dude’s trying so hard to be John Malkovich, it’s painful.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am6.jpgAM6The guy needs a wa waaa waaaa sound effect at the end of all his scenes.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am5.jpgAM5“You’re really tiny!”     “I know.  Cool right?”     “Uh… are you gonna go up my nose when I’m sleeping.”     “… WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I’D DO THAT!?”     “I didn’t hear a no.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am4.jpgAM4“RUNNING!  RUNNING!  RUNNING!  RUNNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am3.jpgAM3“My god.  This tub needs some SERIOUS cleaning!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am2.jpgAM2“Would you fuck me?  I’d fuck me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am1.jpgAM1Michael Douglas’s secret to his success on the other hand is something he’s willing to tell everyone.  Spoiler alert:  It’s his dick.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/am0.jpgAM02020-08-29T21:54:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/02/27/cinema-dispatch-annihilation/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/annihilationcd5.jpgANNIHILATIONCD5“NOTHING CAN STOP THE SMOOZE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/annihilationcd4.jpgANNIHILATIONCD4“I always thought that Kansas song was full of crap.  Now I know better, and we will ACTUALLY become dust in the wind…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/annihilationcd3.jpgANNIHILATIONCD3“This mission in classified.  Even I won’t know what we’ll be doing.”     “Wait, then who DOES know what we’re doing?”     “Classified.”     “So how are we supposed to do IT if we don’t know what IT is!?”     “That’s classified too.”     “Is there any part of this that ISN’T classified!?”     “We’re getting REALLY nice backpacks.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/annihilationcd2.jpgANNIHILATIONCD2Even a found footage gimmick would have livened things up a little.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/annihilationcd1.jpgANNIHILATIONCD1“Before we go in, does anyone need to use the bathroom?  Speak now or forever hold your pee.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/annihilationcd0.jpgANNIHILATIONCD02020-08-29T21:53:27+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/08/13/cinema-dispatch-annabelle-creation/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/annabellecreationcd4.jpgANNABELLECREATIONCD4“Well THIS certainly isn’t gonna end well…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/annabellecreationcd5.jpgANNABELLECREATIONCD5“I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/annabellecreationcd2.jpgANNABELLECREATIONCD2THAT’S NOT EVEN WHAT THE REAL ANNABELLE DOLL LOOKS LIKE!  STOP TRYING TO LEGITIMIZE CON ARTISTS AND THEIR BULLSHIT LIES!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/annabellecreationcd3.jpgANNABELLECREATIONCD3Wait.  Girls actually do that!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/annabellecreationcd0.jpgANNABELLECREATIONCD0https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/annabellecreationcd1.jpgANNABELLECREATIONCD1“The secret order of Cute Things Gone Bad has come to order.  Cujo will read the minutes from our last meeting.”2020-08-29T21:52:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/16/cinema-dispatch-the-angry-birds-movie-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tabm2cd5.jpgTABM2CD5I’m feeling very seen right now, but not in a good way…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tabm2cd4.jpgTABM2CD4Hey, it’s still better than the ending of Game of Thrones!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tabm2cd3.jpgTABM2CD3He’s not wrong!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tabm2cd2.jpgTABM2CD2Pigs and birds working together is one thing, but SNOW IN AUGUST!?  Don’t take my suspension of disbelief for granted, movie!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tabm2cd1.jpgTABM2CD1Say what you will about her weapons of mass refrigeration; at least she likes dogs!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/tabm2cd0.jpgTABM2CD02020-08-29T21:50:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/21/cinema-dispatch-the-angry-birds-movie/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd7.jpgABMCD7“I’m gonna make you laugh, right!?  Laugh, right!?  LAUGH YOU PIECE OF-“     “WAHHHH!!”     “Oh quit being a wussy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd6.jpgABMCD6Easily the most subtle moment in the entire movie.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd5.jpgABMCD5Thanks Sony!  Thank you for making a kids movie where one guy waves his dick at our heroes.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd4.jpgABMCD4“…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd3.jpgABMCD3“Like whatcha see!?”     No.  Not really.  Please stop…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd2.jpgABMCD2“Okay, so we need to head to the top of the mountain and-“     “AGHULBLARGAAAA!!”     “…You okay?”     “Yeah.  Sorry about that!  Almost had a coherent thought there.  REALLY scared me…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd1.jpgABMCD1“Whatever it is, I think we should worship it.”     “Don’t you think that’s a little extreme?”     “HERETIC!!”     “Don’t you mean… HAM-etic?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/abmcd0.jpgABMCD02020-08-29T21:49:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/28/cinema-dispatch-angel-has-fallen/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ahfcd5.jpgAHFCD5The sensible haircut of true villainy!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ahfcd4.jpgAHFCD4I’m glad the dust knows better than to climb up the steps!  That just wouldn’t have been very sportsman like!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ahfcd3.jpgAHFCD3“HOW many storeys?”     “I don’t know.  A baker’s dozen?  Is that bad?”     “Yeah… that’s probably bad.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ahfcd2.jpgAHFCD2“DIE YOU BASTARDS!!  But not because of your race, creed, or nationality!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ahfcd1.jpgAHFCD1“This is the LAST time I cover for you, Bob!  SO not worth the overtime!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ahfcd0.jpgAHFCD02020-08-29T21:48:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/26/cinema-dispatch-american-ultra/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aucd6.jpgAUCD6“Another one bites the DUST PAN!!!”     “OH GOD!  THAT’S THE LAST THING I’LL EVER HEAR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aucd5.jpgAUCD5“You think we should do something about the government operatives banging down our door?”     “Do you SEE how much pot I have left!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aucd4.jpgAUCD4“Move along!  Nothing to see here!  It’s just… Ebola.  That’s it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aucd3.jpgAUCD3“I demand all civilians be murdered immediately!  Don’t use guns either, beat them to death with spoons!  DO NOT QUESTION ME FOR I WORK AT THE CIA!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aucd2.jpgAUCD2“You wanna do something tonight?”     “eh… I don’t know… maybe?”     “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”     …     “You alright?”     “Yeah.  Just a bought of existential horror.  My bad.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aucd1.jpgAUCD1“Can we not do this today?  It’s been kind of weird around her lately…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aucd0.jpgAUCD02020-08-29T21:46:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/10/04/cinema-dispatch-american-made/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/americanmadecd5.jpgAMERICANMADECD5Tom?  TOM!  Put the book down!  We’ve still got a movie to make!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/americanmadecd4.jpgAMERICANMADECD4“HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?  I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES!!”     “Oh pipe down!  How did you NOT see this coming?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/americanmadecd3.jpgAMERICANMADECD3“AMERICA!  FUCK YEAH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/americanmadecd2.jpgAMERICANMADECD2“Well THAT’S something you don’t see every day.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/americanmadecd1.jpgAMERICANMADECD1“Without Goose, things just kinda went downhill for me…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/americanmadecd0.jpgAMERICANMADECD02020-08-29T21:45:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/09/21/cinema-dispatch-american-assassin/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/americanassassincd5.jpgAMERICANASSASSINCD5MAN do you get the short shrift in this film!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/americanassassincd4.jpgAMERICANASSASSINCD4I WONDER IF HE’S A BAD GUY!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/americanassassincd3.jpgAMERICANASSASSINCD3“You HAVE to follow the Constitution!”     “I DON’T WANNA!”     “DAMN IT, MITCH!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/americanassassincd2.jpgAMERICANASSASSINCD2Where’s his silly white cape and obsession with alternative history!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/americanassassincd1.jpgAMERICANASSASSINCD1And then he shot all the terrorists, and then he punched out the zombified corpse of Saddam Hussain, and then he made out with a robotic clone of Marilyn Monroe…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/americanassassincd0.jpgAMERICANASSASSINCD02020-08-29T21:43:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/22/cinema-dispatch-alpha/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alphacd5.jpgALPHACD5“HA HA!  Man’s best friend my furry behind!  The tables have turned for I’m not the one stuck under the ice!”     “GLURB!  GLURB!”     “What’s that?  If I save you, then I get to eat first?  Oh, well if you insist!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alphacd4.jpgALPHACD4“Okay, I can figure out what direction I’m going in, but how am I supposed to find the village by following the stars?  Can’t we just use GPS instead?”     “ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME, BOY!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alphacd3.jpgALPHACD3“FLAP YOUR ARMS, KEDA!  IT’S YOUR ONLY CHANCE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alphacd2.jpgALPHACD2I mean if we’re just adding worthless Oscar categories, why not Best Doggo in a Supporting Role?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alphacd1.jpgALPHACD1“In exchange for this half eaten rabbit, you promise not to eat me.  Deal?”     “Grr…”     “I’ll take that as a maybe!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/alphacd0.jpgALPHACD02020-08-29T21:41:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/12/02/cinema-dispatch-allied/2020-08-29T21:40:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/06/21/cinema-dispatch-all-eyez-on-me/2020-08-29T21:39:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/02/19/cinema-dispatch-alita-battle-angel/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/abacd5.jpgABACD5Just gonna throw this out there.  Do they not have musicians in the future?  Magicians?  Heck, even the circus!?  There are a lot of things I’m PRETTY sure people will enjoy watching before we get to DEATH SPORTS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/abacd4.jpgABACD4“I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!  I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME!!”     “You only woke up five days ago!  Isn’t it a bit early for the robo-bird and robo-bees lecture?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/abacd3.jpgABACD3Hey, if The Lion King can be considered Live Action, SO CAN THIS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/abacd2.jpgABACD2Even the spider-bots look cooler here!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/abacd1.jpgABACD1“I know Kung-Fu!”     “Fine, but make sure you know the source of the program before you install it into your robo-hard drive.”     “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!  YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/abacd0.jpgABACD02020-08-29T21:34:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2017/05/19/cinema-dispatch-alien-covenant/2020-08-29T21:32:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/05/27/cinema-dispatch-alice-through-the-looking-glass/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd7.jpgATTLGCD7I’m pretty sure this was in the original draft after he backed out of Back to the Future Part 2.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd6.jpgATTLGCD6“I was Moriarty a couple of times!”     “We know Andrew.  Just say the line.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd5.jpgATTLGCD5“Tell my tadpoles I love them!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd4.jpgATTLGCD4“You’ve still got a big head!”     “Yeah?  Well fuck you!  I’ve also got vegetable soldiers!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd3.jpgATTLGCD3“YOU OWE ME!!”     “I’m SORRY, alight!?”     “I DESERVE EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU WRONGED ME!!  THIS IS ALL YOU’RE FAULT!!”     “No it isn’t!  SHUT UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd2.jpgATTLGCD2“I challenge you to a pie eating contest good sir!”     “You’re on old chap!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd1.jpgATTLGCD1“Did you bring the sunscreen?”     “The hell do you need sunscreen for?  YOU HAVE A HAT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/attlgcd0.jpgATTLGCD02020-08-29T21:30:54+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/05/29/cinema-dispatch-aladdin/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/aladdincd5.jpgALADDINCD5Are… are there Will Smith Genie dolls?  Can I buy them?  Like… ALL of them!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/aladdincd4.jpgALADDINCD4“Did I ever tell you about how I had to walk across the ENTIRE Sahara desert?  BY MYSELF!?”     “You sure have-”     “WELL IT’S A GOOD STORY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/aladdincd3.jpgALADDINCD3“For my first wish, I no longer wish to sound like a surfer dude.  Also, maybe a hat that fits better than a fez?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/aladdincd2.jpgALADDINCD2“Come on, man!  We’ve got James Gunn on board!”     “Ehh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/aladdincd1.jpgALADDINCD1“Do you trust me?  To tastefully pay homage to an animated classic?”     “Well…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/aladdincd0.jpgALADDINCD02020-08-29T21:29:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/10/21/cinema-dispatch-the-addams-family/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tafcd5.jpgTAFCD5Hey, at least he didn’t have to sit through the movie!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tafcd4.jpgTAFCD4“Attention Addams family!  My hair is telling me I’m the antagonist of this movie!”     “You’re hair talks too!?  Why, you should meet our Cousin Itt!”     “Wait, is he my cousin or your cousin, Gomez?”     “He’s ALL of our cousin, my ghastly bride!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tafcd3.jpgTAFCD3“Now for this to work, I need COMPLETE concentration!  Are you ready, Fester!?”     “Ready for what now?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tafcd2.jpgTAFCD2“Seriously, are you SURE you’re not related to Grumpy Cat?”     “The only cats in my family is our pet Kitty Kat and our aunt Snowflake.  She’s a city comptroller and sheds all over the couch…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tafcd1.jpgTAFCD1“A Panera Bread!?  AND a Chipotle!?”     “Ugh… it’s so GHASTLY commercial…”     “So is that GOOD ghastly, or BAD ghastly?”     “Well it’s BAD of course… but that’s actually good.  Because it’s bad…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tafcd0.jpgTAFCD02020-08-29T21:27:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/10/02/cinema-dispatch-ad-astra/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/adastracd5.jpgADASTRACD5In space, no one can hear you endlessly ramble.  Then again, you can still hear me complain about it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/adastracd4-1.jpgADASTRACD4“WHY DID WE FILL IT WITH FIREWORKS!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/adastracd3-1.jpgADASTRACD3“It always feels like somebody’s watching me.”     “What!?  You think our government is spying on us!?  That’s just silly!”     “Yeah I guess you’re right-”     “Wait, can you say that again but closer to the microphone?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/adastracd2.jpgADASTRACD2“We’re pirates on the moon!”     “We drive on these space dunes!”     “We will take your gold and we’ll break your bones and sing our jaunty tune!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/adastracd1.jpgADASTRACD1“Really wish we could find a Starbucks out here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/adastracd0.jpgADASTRACD02020-08-29T21:25:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/06/04/cinema-dispatch-action-point/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/actionpointcd5.jpgACTIONPOINTCD5“So when do I get naked?”     “Not that kind of movie, Chris.”     “Wait what?  Was that like… in the contract?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/actionpointcd4.jpgACTIONPOINTCD4“I FELL ON MY BOOM-BOOM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/actionpointcd3.jpgACTIONPOINTCD3Boy is HE gonna feel that in an eight of a second!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/actionpointcd2.jpgACTIONPOINTCD2Now THAT’S how you do a nut shot!  Thanks for taking one for the team, Mr. Bear!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/actionpointcd1.jpgACTIONPOINTCD1“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?”     “Eh.  I’ve seen better.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/actionpointcd0.jpgACTIONPOINTCD02020-08-29T21:24:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/04/08/cinema-dispatch-acrimony/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/acrimonycd5.jpgACRIMONYCD5So she's supposed to be out of her mind at this point, yet she still felt the need to buy red tinted light bulbs to JUST to make sure there's no confusion about her state of mind right now!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/acrimonycd4.jpgACRIMONYCD4Did Robert actually learn how to play piano, or is that just something Tyler Perry thinks all rich people have?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/acrimonycd3.jpgACRIMONYCD3If things get any more frosty between them, that mirror’s gonna crack right down the middle!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/acrimonycd2.jpgACRIMONYCD2If this guy crosses Taraji P Henson ONE more time, this is gonna turn into a sequel to 8mm.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/acrimonycd1.jpgACRIMONYCD1You all should have supported Proud Mary when you had the chance!  IT’S TOO LATE NOW!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/acrimonycd0.jpgACRIMONYCD02020-08-29T21:23:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2018/08/26/cinema-dispatch-a-x-l/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/axlcd5.jpgAXLCD5“I’m YoUr BeSt FrIeNd NoW!!”     “AAAAHHHHHHH!!”     “WhY wOn’T yOu LoVe Me!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/axlcd4.jpgAXLCD4“If you let me embed this chip in your skull, I can always find you!”     “Why would I want that?”     “Do you WANT to keep paying for Uber rides?”     “… Okay, but make it quick.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/axlcd3.jpgAXLCD3“So… do you like dirt?  It’s great for biking on!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/axlcd2.jpgAXLCD2“Is this how you have ‘the fun’?”     “Keep trying, buddy.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/axlcd1.jpgAXLCD1“WHOA!  Infinity War Part 2!?  Good dog!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/axlcd0.jpgAXLCD02020-08-29T21:22:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/13/cinema-dispatch-1917/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/1917cd5.jpg1917CD5“Did you see Cleopatra yet?  I thought Theda Bara did a good job all things considered”     “Can we not right now?  Please!?”     “Our talks are nice.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/1917cd4.jpg1917CD4“STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!”     “NOT WHILE THIS MOOD LIGHTING STILL GIVES ME A CLEAR TARGET!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/1917cd3.jpg1917CD3“OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN-”     *SPLASH*https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/1917cd2.jpg1917CD2“Aren’t we gonna help Tom Hardy!?”     “Every war movie for itself!  RUN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/1917cd1.jpg1917CD1Considering how much this dude runs, maybe it’s a Mission Impossible prequel.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/1917cd0.jpg1917CD02020-08-29T21:22:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/23/cinema-dispatch-90-minutes-in-heaven/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nmihcd6.jpgNMIHCD6I did learn one thing in this movie.  Did you ever notice that Kate Bosworth has different colored eyes?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nmihcd5.jpgNMIHCD5He doesn’t starting telling this kid to take up arms and be a Christian Warrior.  How is the bar so low that NOT being that awful is actually praiseworthy!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nmihcd4.jpgNMIHCD4“I don’t want to be here anymore.”     “I know dear.  It’s just a couple more months.”     “It hurts a lot!!”     “I know honey.  Just try to relax.  Do you want to get you a soda?”     “Fine…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nmihcd3.jpgNMIHCD3“How you doing?”     “Not too good, but I’ll live.”     “Sounds good.  …  Well, I guess I better get going.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nmihcd2.jpgNMIHCD2At least it’s got Fred Thompson.  That’ll please the masses, right?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nmihcd1.jpgNMIHCD1“In Heaven, they were going to let me star in Star Wars episode seven.  In fact, we can ALL star in Star Wars episode seven!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nmihcd0.jpgNMIHCD02020-08-29T21:21:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/01/01/cinema-dispatch-21-bridges/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/21bridgescd5.jpg21BRIDGESCD5Isn’t there a Spider-Man movie you’d rather be in right now?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/21bridgescd4.jpg21BRIDGESCD4“I don’t know why you can’t see the glass as half full.  We made it this far!”     “Well it’s cold out!  What if we need our shirts later?  Did you think of THAT!?”     “Hey, the only reason we’re alive right now is because we threw our shirts at that cop car, and don’t you forget it!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/21bridgescd3.jpg21BRIDGESCD3“Running, Running, Running, RUNNING!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/21bridgescd2.jpg21BRIDGESCD2“I’m getting too old for this spit.”     “TOO SOON!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/21bridgescd1.jpg21BRIDGESCD1“So Black Panther 2 isn’t coming out for another two years?”     …     “Sigh…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/21bridgescd0.jpg21BRIDGESCD02020-08-29T21:21:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/13/cinema-dispatch-10-cloverfield-lane2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10clcd61.jpg10CLCD6“Oh my GOSH!  It’s so amazing you guys!  Whatever it is I may or may not be seeing is SUPER cool!  You should totally pay for a ticket just to find out what it is!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10clcd51.jpg10CLCD5“The shower’s in the back, and I got a couple changes of clothes for ya.”     “Thanks.”     “MWA HA HA HA HA!!”     “What was that?”     “What was what?  Oh!  I uh… I had something in my throat.  Excuse me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10clcd41.jpg10CLCD4Oh no… Everything’s going to Hell… I totally saw none of this coming and am totally sincere while I’m saying this…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10clcd31.jpg10CLCD3Turns out they were on Mars the whole time!  At least they didn’t have to eat shit potatoes.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10clcd21.jpg10CLCD2Can I watch that movie instead?  I’m curious about the logistics of cannibalizing someone on an airplane.  Does the pressurization of the cabin alter the taste of human flesh?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10clcd11.jpg10CLCD1“So Howard.  You know any good knock knock jokes?”     “Shut the fuck up Emmett.”     “I’m sensing a lot of hostility right now.”     “Yeah, I’ve got your hostility right here.  Keep at it bucko.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10clcd01.jpg10CLCD02020-08-29T21:20:40+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/05/cinema-dispatch-the-5th-wave/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/4.5-stars.png4.5 stars4.5 out of 5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/4-stars.png4 stars4 out of 5https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/3.5-stars.png3.5 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stars2024-05-03T02:07:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/10/20/cinema-dispatch-the-accountant/2020-08-29T21:19:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/28/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-annual-2020/2020-08-28T23:08:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/24/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-22-2020/2020-08-24T01:33:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/20/phenomenal-fighters-wrestling-the-road-to-virtual-sports-entertainment-glory/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/pfw3-1.jpgPFW3PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!! Not on who’s going to win, but if I’ll ever actually finish the darn thing…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/pfw2-1.jpgPFW2THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/pfw1-1.jpgPFW1I’m also getting these weird block blocks on the screen, though thankfully they’ve so far been limited to the Move-Set mode and not the actual matches.2020-08-20T02:26:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/14/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-12-2020/2020-08-16T16:24:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/08/08/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-08-05-2020/2020-08-08T14:55:16+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/31/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-29-2020/2020-08-01T14:58:08+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/27/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-29/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/sthidw29-4.jpgSTHIDW29-4“Aurora Borealis!?  At this time of year, at this time of day, on this particular floating island!?”     “That’s how good Sonic is…  Godspeed, mighty hedgehog!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/sthidw29-3.jpgSTHIDW29-3“Does this mean we’ll get another mini-series?”     “We made it through this arc without tragically dying; let’s not push our luck.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/sthidw29-2.jpgSTHIDW29-2“If I only had my magic talking sword, this would have been over in five minutes!”     “Data not found.”     “WHAT!?  That game sold over a million copies!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/sthidw29-1.jpgSTHIDW29-1“NOT THE FROGS!!  MY GRANDMOTHER SAID IT WOULD END LIKE THIS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/sthidw29-0.jpgSTHIDW29-02020-07-26T23:03:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/24/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-22-2020/2020-07-24T21:56:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/28/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-27-20/2020-07-24T00:01:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/17/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-15-2020-fight-for-the-fallen/2020-07-17T16:30:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/15/super-comics-james-bond-007-9-10/2020-07-15T16:30:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-recaps/dragon-ball-z-season-7/2020-07-14T20:58:13+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/arthur-crane/technicolor/2020-07-14T20:57:13+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/arthur-crane/2020-07-14T20:57:01+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/other/2020-07-14T20:56:51+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/equestria-uncovered/2020-07-14T20:56:34+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-recaps/sailor-moon-crystal/2020-07-14T20:55:49+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/pony-quickie/2020-07-14T20:55:26+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-trailers/2020-07-14T20:55:13+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/procrastination/2020-07-14T20:19:29+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/whats-streaming/2020-07-14T20:04:24+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/10/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-08-2020-fyter-fest-week-2/2020-07-10T02:58:32+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/07/03/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-07-01-2020-fyter-fest-week-1/2020-07-03T02:55:04+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/30/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-28/2020-06-30T16:30:06+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/03/29/super-comics-sonic-the-hedgehog-idw-27/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sthidw27-4.jpgSTHIDW27-4“You pulled a Bruce Willis for me!?”     “Affirmative.  Shall I initiate Aerosmith protocol?”     “Maybe later…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sthidw27-5.jpgSTHIDW27-5“I always knew I was the only one powerful enough to kill me!  I just thought it would be a clone or looking for its freedom or my son seeking revenge for being born!”     “You have a son?”     “IT’S ON THE BUCKET LIST!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sthidw27-3.jpgSTHIDW27-3“Rey didn’t go to the Dark Side and look what happened!”     “A billion dollars at the box office?”     “Ugh, you are just IMPOSSIBLE!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sthidw27-1.jpgSTHIDW27-1This guy has even less dignity than The Greedy from that Raggedy Ann movie.  At least that dude could sing!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sthidw27-2.jpgSTHIDW27-2“I now know why you cry.  It’s because your mother’s a zombie.”     “Yeah, uh… you sure hit the nail on the head there.”     “It’s making you sad right now, isn’t it?”     “Can we talk about something else?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sthidw27-0.jpgSTHIDW27-02020-06-27T14:27:36+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/26/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-24-2020/2020-06-26T16:30:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/18/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-17-2020/2020-06-19T01:38:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/11/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-10-2020/2020-06-11T15:51:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/06/04/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-06-03-20/2020-06-04T17:10:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/25/super-wrestling-aew-double-or-nothing-2020/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-26.jpgAEWDON20-26“Bro, you’ve got this.”     “You really think I’ve got this?”     “I really think you’ve got this!”     “I don’t think you’ve got this.”     “No one asked you, Sammy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-25.jpgAEWDON20-25“Sir Purr is WAY better!  At least he knows how to take a punch!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-24.jpgAEWDON20-24“HELP ME, GHOST OF PATRICK SWAYZE!  PROTECT ME WITH YOUR DANCING BOUNCER MAGIC!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-23.jpgAEWDON20-23“Who the heck is Big Money Matt?”     “Maybe that’s TNA Matt?”     “HA HA HA, but seriously.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-22.jpgAEWDON20-22I don’t know about you, but Avengers Pre-Game is looking pretty good!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-21.jpgAEWDON20-21https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-20.jpgAEWDON20-20And that was the day Jon Moxley and Brodie Lee fused together to become… Bron Moxlie!  Fighter of evil and the scourge of bad booking everywhere!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-19.jpgAEWDON20-19“Seriously guys!  If you don’t get back in the ring, I’m gonna look bad!”     “Whatever.”     “Alright, you asked for it!  One… Two… Two-and-a-half?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-18.jpgAEWDON20-18https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/aewdon20-17.jpgAEWDON20-17“How did you like THAT trip to Wall Market!?”     “There was way too much turbulence…”2020-05-25T14:16:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/24/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-21-protect-the-childrens-dreams-friendship-through-anime/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-11.jpgSM21-11“AH!  You’re still here!?  What are you doing!?”     “Fear not citizens!  For evil has been vanquished once again!”     “Super!  Now get the hell out of here before we call the cops.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-10.jpgSM21-10It’s a flaming tiara with bubbles.  Wouldn’t the water just make the fire part less effective?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-9.jpgSM21-9“The Paradox Sisters-“     “Will kick your ass.”     “And don’t you try-“     “To give us sass!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-8.jpgSM21-8“Oh yeah, we’re gonna make it slow too.  I’m thinking a bat of acid or something like that.”     “What the fuck is she saying!?”     “I don’t know!  HEY, SHE DOESN’T SPEAK FOR US!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-7.jpgSM21-7“Hey.”     “Hey…”     “What are you up to?”     “…Nothing much?”     “Is that a fact?”     “…yes-“     “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE STUDIO!  NOW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-6.jpgSM21-6“THESE ARE FOR FRIENDS, ALRIGHT!?”     “I think she’s lying.  What do you think Cavewoman Usagi?”     “Me feel out of place here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-5.jpgSM21-5“I am the warrior of justice that will-“     “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?  GET OFF THE CAR!!  GET OFF!  GET OFF!!”     “I don’t think you heard me.  I’m gonna-“     “GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY CAR!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-4.jpgSM21-4Oh.  Uh… Okay then.  Guess that makes the choice a bit easier.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-3.jpgSM21-3“It seemed to me that I was looking at the sketchbook of God.   Why would God choose her to be his instrument?  Seriously!  The fuck!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm21-2.jpgSM21-2“She needs to be about twenty percent cooler.  Also, she needs to be at least three times edgier.  Don’t forget to make her in your face and happening.”     “THOSE WORDS MEAN NOTHING!!”2020-05-22T01:19:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/15/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-20-the-summer-the-beach-youth-and-ghosts/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-14.jpgSM20-14“So do we get overtime for… you know.  Having to fight a ghost and all?”     “Hm?  Did you say something about alerting the villagers that I have three monsters at my hotel and a surplus of pitchforks readily available?”     “Uh… no.  We didn’t say anything.”     “Oh good!  Now go get lunch ready.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-13.jpgSM20-13“Sorry for the years of mental and physical abuse.  We cool?”     “Um…”     “I’ll get you a pony.”     “Daddy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-12.jpgSM20-12“Not wind attacks!”     “The bad guys keep using that kind of attack, and I can’t figure out why!”     “It’s a total mystery!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-11.jpgSM20-11“Please don’t forsake us Great Pumpkin!  We can sacrifice one of the girls here if it will appease you!”     “WHAT THE FUCK!?”     “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few!  No shut up and get me a butcher knife!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-10.jpgSM20-10“Oh Great Pumpkin!  Deliver us from the evil that has plagued our home!”     “And don’t forget the presents this time!”     “DUDE!  SHUT UP!  Do you WANT to jinx it!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-9.jpgSM20-9“Does anyone know good bait for a ghost trap?”     “We could drape a bed sheet over a balloon. That would work, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-8.jpgSM20-8“Wanna play bombardment?”     “Okay… how do you-“     “BOMBARDMENT!!”     “GAH!!  I don’t like this game!”     “Wow.  Sore loser much?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-7.jpgSM20-7“Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga;  Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-6.jpgSM20-6“Someone find Steve Guttenberg!!  It’s not like he’s doing anything right now.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm20-5.jpgSM20-5“DO-YOU-WANT-A-BROWNIE-BEFORE-YOU-GO-TO-BED!?”     “AH!!!!!”2020-05-22T01:01:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/08/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-19-usagis-joy-a-love-letter-from-tuxedo-mask/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-13.jpgSM19-13“I drink your energy!  SLLLUUURRRRPPP!!  I DRINK IT UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-12.jpgSM19-12“I get to be Sailor Moon, or else you drop.  YOU DON’T DESERVE THE TITLE!”     “You KNOW you can’t handle the shit that I do!  Now get me out of here and try not to give me your cold in the process!”     “I just want to be clear that she doesn’t speak for me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-11.jpgSM19-11“We need to find a way out.  Oh look, there’s a way out.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-10.jpgSM19-10“You thought you could imitate THIS!?  The fact that you even attempted it makes my skin crawl…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-9.jpgSM19-9“I summon a lion because fuck you, I can do that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-8.jpgSM19-8“What a horrible night to have a curse!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-7.jpgSM19-7“AH HA!!  I have you now vile creature!   Transform into your true self so that I may strike you down!”     “Da fuck?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-6.jpgSM19-6“I’m gonna go there, he’s gonna admit that he loves me, I’m gonna destroy anyone else who shows up, and then I’m gonna put him on a leash so that this misunderstanding never happens again!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-5.jpgSM19-5“Hey girl.  You wanna go commit a felony in a hotel room?  It’ll only take a minute.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sm19-4.jpgSM19-4“When Rei was in Egypt's Land; let my Sailor Mars go…”2020-05-22T00:48:59+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-recaps/the-twilight-zone-2002/2020-05-21T15:30:45+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/21/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-20-20/2020-05-21T15:27:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/04/01/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-18-shingos-love-the-grieving-doll/2020-05-20T20:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/24/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-17-usagis-a-model-the-flash-of-the-monster-camera/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-12.jpgSM17-12“zzz… First you get the money.  Then you get the power.  Then you get the women.  And Tuxedo Mask… zzz…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-11.jpgSM17-11“I can’t hear you!  LA LA LA LA LA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-10.jpgSM17-10“MY EYES!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-9.jpgSM17-9“It’s not fair!  Even when she’s being atomized and reconfigured into photosensitive paper, Rei’s hair STILL manages to look great!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-8.jpgSM17-8“Falcon Kick!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-7.jpgSM17-7This guy?  I TOTALLY believe he’s on the up and up!  I bet they’re all in the land of chocolate and ice cream!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-6.jpgSM17-6“Make sure to get my good side!”     *ZAP*     “THAT’S NOT MY GOOD SIDE!  NOOOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-5.jpgSM17-5Wait a minute… is Miss Haruna actually Naru from the future!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-4.jpgSM17-4“Look, being a model is more than just being pretty and standing around.  There’s a lot of hard work and endurance involved with something like that which is why you will fail miserably!  Go ahead and try anyway!  Maybe some outright rejection will do you some good!”     “You truly are wise beyond your years, aren’t you?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm17-3.jpgSM17-3“Bright lights!  Big city!  That’s where we gotta go!!”2020-05-18T20:00:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/16/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-16-a-girls-dream-usagi-becomes-a-bride/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-11.jpgSM16-11“Whoever catches that bouquet is getting an F in my class!  You’re not in my class, so I’m just gonna give you a black eye.”     “Whatever you say, old hag!”     “Oh, it is ON like DONKEY KONG!”     “You’re BOTH being mean!  WAAHHHH!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-10.jpgSM16-10“THIS IS MORE PAINFUL THAN BONO’S LAZY RECYCLING OF HIS OWN SONGS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-9.jpgSM16-9“I’ll do to you what that musical did to Julie Taymor’s credibility!”     “ANYTHING BUT THAT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-8.jpgSM16-8“KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!”     “Yes mistress!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-7.jpgSM16-7“This is how a wedding veil work, right!?”     “Nope.”     “WAHHH!!   HELP ME!!”     “By that you mean, give you money?”     “Maybe…” https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-6.jpgSM16-6“Is that you!?”     “Yeah.  There’s gonna be some changes around here.”     “…I’m listening”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-5.jpgSM16-5“We’ve been doing this crap for months now, and you STILL can’t figure out when you’re getting played!?”     “Whatever Luna!  You just hatin’!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-4.jpgSM16-4“So which one of you wants to be Honey, and which one of you wants to be Daddy?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-3.jpgSM16-3“I’m gonna get SO laid at this wedding!!”     “I think we’re gonna have a two drink maximum at the reception.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm16-2.jpgSM16-2Well at least we now know where Charlie Brown ended up.2020-05-15T00:39:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/03/06/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-15-usagis-panic-reis-first-date/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-13.jpgSM15-13“I know you’re sad you can’t have all this, but even I think you can do better.”     “Yeah, keeping talking like that.  Which one of us is trolling jail bait for dates?”     “Hey, SHE asked ME!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-12.jpgSM15-12“My only regret is that I’m gonna die!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-11.jpgSM15-11“This is too kinky for me!  Can we dial it back a tad?”     “Just use the safe word.”     “You didn’t TELL ME the safe word!”     “It’s ‘Please keep kicking my ass across this park’.  You go that?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-10.jpgSM15-10“Do you like… sand?”     “I LOVE it!”     “Really?  I hate it.”     “I love it in that… I love to hate it?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-9.jpgSM15-9“WHY DID I BUY THE ONE PARK WITH NIPPLE EATING CHIPMUNKS!?  WHY COULDN’T I GET THE CHIPMUNKS THAT SING!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-8.jpgSM15-8“I just KNOW she’s up to something!”     “So… do you like math?”     “Shut the hell up Umino.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-7.jpgSM15-7“Is this one of those meme things like planking?”     “Uh… yes?  Gotta stay trendy!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-6.jpgSM15-6“THEY’RE EATING MY EYES OUT!!”     “OH GOD!  ONE OF THEM’S IN MY BRAIN!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-5.jpgSM15-5“Are you okay?  Is that blood!?”     “I think I have a concussion…”     “Can you PLEASE keep it down?  You’re ruining my concentration!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sm15-4.jpgSM15-4“You’re telling me THIS mother fucker has friends?”     “What the hell Bunhead!?”     “I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU!!”2020-05-15T00:27:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/26/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-14-a-new-enemy-appears-nephrites-evil-crest/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-12.jpgSM14-12“Fore!”     *SMACK*     “Oh crap!  You okay?”     “The moon!  IT’S FULL OF STARS!!”     “Yeah, she’s gonna be fine.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-11.jpgSM14-11“Please don’t kill me…”     “What’s that?  Did you say you wanted to be decapitated slowly?”     “Ah hell…”     “Okay.  IF YOU INSIST!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-10.jpgSM14-10“What are you gonna do with that stick?”     “I’m gonna poke you with it!”     *POKE*     “Okay, that’s really annoying.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-9.jpgSM14-9“You just wait until I throw my tiara!  THEN you’ll be sorry!”     “I don’t think I quite got that.  Did you say you wanted me to throw you to a pack of hell hounds?”     “NO!  THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I SAID!!”     “Okay.  If you insist!”     “WAAAAA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-8.jpgSM14-8“IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!”     “That’s STILL the wrong show!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-7.jpgSM14-7“WIND SCAR!!”     “Wrong show!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-6.jpgSM14-6“I’ve got my damsel in distress ready to go, so all we need is to find the hell beast.”     “What was that?”     “I said we’re gonna have lots of fun spying on your best friend!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-5.jpgSM14-5“Why is everyone so mean to me Ami!?”     “Uh… I’d rather not comment.”     “NOT YOU TOO!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-4.jpgSM14-4“Does that count as fault?”     “Would you like me to serve again to find out?”     “Point taken.  I’d say that’s game, set, and match.  Let’s do this again sometime.  Or not.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm14-3.jpgSM14-3“You can’t be creeping on this middle school tennis court!”     “It’s okay.  I’m hot and rich.”     “Well he’s got me there…”2020-05-14T23:57:29+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/14/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-13-20/2020-05-14T15:11:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/20/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-13-girls-unite-the-end-of-jadeite/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-12.jpgSM13-12“I hope his shoes have shock absorbers or else his pelvis is gonna be in his rib cage when he eventually lands.”     “Well if he can fly through the air, he must have magic or something to prevent that, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-11.jpgSM13-11“Jadeite was fool and certainly NOT a natural blonde!  He paid dearly for his hubris.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-10.jpgSM13-10“Queen Beryl!  I promise I won’t report you to OSHA if you help stop my internal bleeding!”     “Wow.  You actually managed to come back alive.  I uh… I was not expecting that.  Hm…  WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE!?”     “Huh?”     *ZAP* https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-9.jpgSM13-9“There’s only seconds to get away!  Now there’s less time!  NOW THERE’S NONE!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-8.jpgSM13-8“Welcome back to A Face Full of Jadeite in the AM!  Todays’ Topic: Sailor Moon.  She’s like a super slutty girl scouts, am I right?  I don’t know why we should take her seriously when she dresses like a hooker and has Tuxedo Mask do all the work!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-7.jpgSM13-7“It doesn’t work if we both try to rope-a-dope.”     “Well why don’t you come a little closer then?  Or are you scared I’ll knock off your stupid hat!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-6.jpgSM13-6“If only we could outsmart these flying machines!”     “Why don’t we try running perpendicular?”     “THAT’S CRAZY TALK!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-5.jpgSM13-5“Oh crap.  IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!”     “YES IT IS!!  WHATEVER YOU’RE THINKING, HE DID IT!!”     “Shut up!  Do you want me to get arrested!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-4.jpgSM13-4“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL USAGI!?”     “It’s really me!”     “It is!?  Then that means the fortune teller was right…  Wait, didn’t she also say something about a car crash!?”     “Okay, now you’re scaring me.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm13-3.jpgSM13-3“IF YOU’RE TOO COWARDLY TO SHOW YOURSELVES, I’LL KILL EVERYONE!!  ESPECIALLY YOU, KEVIN!!”     “Not Kevin!!”     “What the hell did I do!?”2020-05-13T14:14:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/16/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-12-i-want-a-boyfriend-the-luxury-cruise-ship-is-a-trap/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-12.jpgSM12-12“I totally would have scored if this ship wasn’t filled with bad guys.”     “Nuh-uh!  At least I got to hang out with the Captain!”     “Oh, so you’re into monsters then?  Whatever works for you honey!”     “GRRR!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-11.jpgSM12-11“You’re here for ONE more week, and you couldn’t help from getting one of MY people killed!?”     “I’m sorry Mam.”     “Oh trust me; you will be.  I’m getting my whips RIGHT now!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-10.jpgSM12-10“Water, Fire, and Tiaras!  MY THREE WEAKNESSES!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-9.jpgSM12-9“DAMN YOU INTRICATE FLOOR PLANS!!  YOU HOUSE SO MANY, YET AT WHAT PRICE!?”     “Usagi, if we just take the elevator-”     “WHO’S SIDE ARE YOU ON LUNA!?  Are you a scab for Carnival Cruise Lines!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-8.jpgSM12-8“Just whisper my name before you leave me.”     “I’m sorry; I don’t believe I caught it yet.  What IS your name?”     “Oh.  Uh… Lois Lane?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-7.jpgSM12-7“Who needs men anyway?  Kill ‘em all I say!  Ami!  Pass me the gravy!”     “What a magical night this has turned out to be.  I’m SO glad I stabbed Usagi in the back to be here.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-6.jpgSM12-6“Couldn’t we have gotten a ship that at least wouldn’t kill anyone before we could steal our power?”     “Why would we waste money on that?”     “Why would we waste money on a ship that doesn’t work!?  Wait a minute, where DID we get the money for this!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-5.jpgSM12-5“Please Ami?  Don’t you want to be friends?  I’ll owe you one if you do this for me!”     “Oh… okay.  I just hope Usagi understands…”     “You’re dead to me Mizuno.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-4.jpgSM12-4“The power of Mars compels you!  THE POWER OF MARS COMPELS YOU!!”     “Will you just spin the damn thing already!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm12-3.jpgSM12-3“Oh look.  The loser lost again!  Would you like some tissues to wipe away your tears of failure?”     “…yes please.”2020-05-12T01:01:13+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/02/08/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-11-usagi-vs-rei-nightmare-in-dream-land/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-14.jpgSM11-14“I wonder if we should handcuff them together or lock them in a room until they start to get along.  What do you think Ami?”     “I’m pretty sure they’d destroy each other just to spite you.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-13.jpgSM11-13Don’t make a Kekko Kamen joke.  Don’t make a Kekko Kamen joke.  Don’t make a Kekko Kamen joke…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-12.jpgSM11-12“How about you, you, and me make a Super Sailor Sandwich?”     “With cheese and bacon!?”     “Damn it Usagi…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-11.jpgSM11-11“I‘ve got no strings… to hold me down…”     “THAT’S A SONG OF DELIGHT AND YOU’RE RUINING IT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-10.jpgSM11-10“Hey Rei; do you know what time it is?”     “I believe it’s NOPE-thirty.”     “Is it now?  Shall we go ahead and NOPE our way to the exit?”     “I believe we shall.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-9.jpgSM11-9“Damn… you… INCENSE!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-8.jpgSM11-8“I like trains, alright?  If they put a bigger train in the park, then I’ll ride that.  Until then, shut the hell up bun-head!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-7.jpgSM11-7“I NEED AN ADULT!!”     “WE ARE ADULTS!!”     “Actually Usagi, we’re only fourteen.”     “WELL HE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-6.jpgSM11-6“Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits.  Or should I say… USAGI!?  MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sm11-5.jpgSM11-5“Don’t move!  It can only detect motion!”     “Actually Rei, I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of a T-Rex, though the idea that they can only see movement has been more or less disproven.”     “You’ve got a BETTER idea Ami?”     “NONE OF THIS IS HELPING ME!!!”2020-05-12T00:42:55+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/28/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-10-the-cursed-bus-enter-mars-the-guardian-of-fire/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-11.jpgSM10-11“U mad bro?”     “NO!!  I’M SAD!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-10.jpgSM10-10“Here I come to save the DAY!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-9.jpgSM10-9“Why am I the guardian of fire? Cuz I'm HOT!  Also, I'm gonna liquefy your internal organs.”     “OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-8.jpgSM10-8“Hello?  I’m a Sailor Scout too.  WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-7.jpgSM10-7“Thank you for choosing a Moon Tech transformation device for your super hero needs.  This device is not machine washable.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-6.jpgSM10-6“Pay no attention to the floating bus!  This is all an illusion.  Swamp gas or something.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-5.jpgSM10-5I prefer to think of myself as quirky rather than evil…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-4.jpgSM10-4“This is my episode damn it!  GET OUT OF THE WAY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-3.jpgSM10-3“Look at how goofy and harmless I am!  Now which one of you wants to have sex with me?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm10-2.jpgSM10-2“It looks like ONE of you actually takes your job seriously and smart enough to know what’s at stake.”     “Hey, I’m not too dumb that I can’t clean out your litter box, though if you insist I’m that big of screw up…”2020-05-11T19:29:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/23/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-9-usagis-disaster-beware-of-the-clock-of-confusion/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-12.jpgSM9-12“That’s all folks!  WAAAA!!!!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-11.jpgSM9-11“I ask for so little!  Just let me rule you!”     “No.”     “Okay… can I just go home?”     “I think I’d rather take your head off.”     “Well shit…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-10.jpgSM9-10That, or a rejected member of The Misfits.  Not the real Misfts, the one from Jem and the Holograms, though I’d much rather have her play Pizazz than Kessha.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-8.jpgSM9-8“I’ve gone backwards through puberty!!”     “Oh, then I guess that makes ME the leader!  My first act as Supreme Scout is to allocate more resources to our research and development division.”     “Does that mean more study parties?”     “It means more study parties.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-9.jpgSM9-9Prime directive 4: DO NOT MAKE ANY SEQUELS OR REMAKES!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-7.jpgSM9-7“TAKE ME TO THE GOD DAMN PHARMACY!”     “GET OFF OF ME OR I SWEAR I’LL KILL US ALL!!”     “YOU ALL ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!  I’M GONNA FLAP MY WINGS AND FLY OUT OF HERE!!  BWAKK!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-6.jpgSM9-6“Does this thing at least get wi-fi?”     “Even better!  It gets Luna-fi!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-5.jpgSM9-5“You know what?  To save time, I’ll have all four dates at once and have them battle for my affections!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-4.jpgSM9-4“I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!!”     “What if I knock off seventy percent?”     “STILL TOO HIGH!!”     “What if I sell at cost of goods?”     “WAHHHH!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm9-3.jpgSM9-3“I AM INTERFACED!!!!!!!!”2020-05-07T15:30:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/07/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-05-06-20/2020-05-07T14:35:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2016/01/16/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-8-the-girl-genius-is-a-monster-the-brainwashing-cram-school-of-horror/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-12.jpgSM8-12“I usually just succeed through sheer dumb luck, so… cross your fingers and hope for the best?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-11.jpgSM8-11Sailor Moon: Judge, Jury, and Incinerator of monsters.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-10.jpgSM8-10“You know why they call me Mercury?  Cuz I’m fatal in large doses!!”     “OH SNAP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-9.jpgSM8-9“Release your knowledge energy from your brain hole, NOW!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-8.jpgSM8-8That’s totally Tim Curry’s character from Legend!!  WHERE’S TOM CRUISE WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-7.jpgSM8-7“Kill your family!  Kill your family!  Kill your family!”     “DUDE!  Wrong tape!”     “Oh right… Keep on studying!  Keep on studying!  Keep on studying!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-6.jpgSM8-6HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT AMI COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH HER ILL INTENT!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-5.jpgSM8-5Damn Usagi!  Where the hell is your mind wandering to right now!?  WHY A DOG COLLAR!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-4.jpgSM8-4SHE’S STARING ICE DAGGERS INTO MY SOUL!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sm8-3.jpgSM8-3“Passcode: Yamato, Lupin, Kimba, HONEY FLASH!!!”2020-05-07T01:24:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/26/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-7-usagi-learns-her-lesson-becoming-a-star-is-hard-work/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-14.jpgSM7-14“ U mad bro?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-13.jpgSM7-13“That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name!”     “That’s right Bunhead!  Now follow me to my cave under the theater!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-12.jpgSM7-12“Oh gee Luna, would you look at the time?  It’s exactly NOPE o’clock!  Guess it’s time to NOPE the fuck out of here!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-11.jpgSM7-11“Springtime for Hitler, and Germany!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-10.jpgSM7-10“And so the talent agent asks them ‘What do you call this act?’”     “THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-9.jpgSM7-9“See?  I can be pleasant as long as you don’t do anything wrong!  Just don’t piss me off and we’ll get along great!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-8.jpgSM7-8“All of you have a chance to win this season’s American Idol!”     “I thought that show was getting cancelled.”     “WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-7.jpgSM7-7I REALLY DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-6.jpgSM7-6“This feels much more right than it should…”     “Well for the nineties maybe, but no one’s gonna care in a decade or two.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm7-5.jpgSM7-5“This doesn’t make any sense…”     “Look, we just have to wait fifteen years and then YouTube will make us into celebrities!  We’ll be more famous than Grumpy Cat!!”     “Can’t we just fight for justice or something?”2023-05-10T07:38:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/12/15/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-6-protect-the-melody-of-love-usagi-plays-cupid/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-17.jpgSM6-17Subtle.  His next single is called Dude of the Bats.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-16.jpgSM6-16“Can I at least come back in a villain reformation/resurrection story!?!?"     “At best, you MIGHT show up in a clip show.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-15.jpgSM6-15 I didn’t know speakers in the nineties were equipped with bass canon technology!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-14.jpgSM6-14“That doesn’t make any sense Usagi…”     “Oh, I’m sorry.  Which one of craps in a box while lecturing the other on what makes sense?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-13.jpgSM6-13“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?”     “Operation befuddlement was a complete success!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-12.jpgSM6-12She’d be the bride of Nosferatu if that movie had ever gotten a sequel. Hollywood? Get on that.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-11.jpgSM6-11“Luna!  Use tackle!”     “MROW!!!”     “ It was very effective!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-10.jpgSM6-10WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THESE STREETS!?  Is that one going up at a ninety degree angle!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-9.jpgSM6-9“I wouldn’t go in there right now.  Damn bats made a real mess of that elevator...”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/sm6-8.jpgSM6-8“If you twitch ONE more time, fur really will be murder.  You got that!?”2020-05-07T00:24:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/11/19/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-5-scent-of-a-monster-chanela-will-steal-your-love/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-141.jpgSM5-14“You seem to have taken a liking to Luna rather quickly!”     “Oh yeah!  This REALLY hot superhero wants me to be nice to her!  Maybe she’ll make me her boyfriend if I do it!”     Oh... shit.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-131.jpgSM5-13“Also, you should be nicer to your sister.”     “That airhead Usagi?”     “DON’T CALL HER THAT!!  She’s super amazing and awesome and should be treated like a princess!!”     “Whatever you say… I guess…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-121.jpgSM5-12“CURSE THIS SPECTACULAR REPTILE FORM AND IT’S FATAL DESIGN FLAW!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-111.jpgSM5-11“HEIL CHANELA!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-101.jpgSM5-10“You wanna meet Ms. Backhand next?  DON’T TEST ME!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-91.jpgSM5-9“Aren’t you a college student?  Why are you harassing a middle schooler you creep!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-81.jpgSM5-8That certainly looks like a weak shove, but then again Haruna might still be recovering from losing eighty percent of her body mass last episode.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-71.jpgSM5-7“It’s about ethics in pet keeping damn it!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-61.jpgSM5-6HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sm5-51.jpgSM5-5No wait!  They’re Hypno Toads!!2020-05-06T18:17:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/05/04/super-comics-james-bond-007-5-6/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-6-3.jpgJB007-6-3“Don’t even get me STARTED on eating gold leaf!  The heck is wrong with people!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-6-2.jpgJB007-6-2“People let me tell you ‘bout my BEST FRIEND!”     “Stop.”     “He’s a warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end!”     “Please stop.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-6-1.jpgJB007-6-1“And don’t you come back!”     “Can you mark my Frequent Arrests Card?  Only two more and I get a fee smoothie!”     “Only if you send me half of it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-5-3.jpgJB007-5-3“The jelly lied to me…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-5-2.jpgJB007-5-2“I threw a piece of toast in the air and it landed jelly side up!  You KNOW that means good luck!!”     “Why did I hire you again?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-5-1.jpgJB007-5-1“I swear to Christ; if their master plan is to open a spy-themed high-end restaurant together…”     “I bet they’d call it Live and Let Fry.”     “Or maybe Casino Royale with Cheese.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/jb007-5-0.jpgJB007-5-02020-05-04T19:51:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/09/12/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-4-learn-how-to-be-skinny-from-usagi/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-9.jpgSM4-9“THERE’S A SKINNY PERSON INSIDE OF MY CRYING TO BE FREE!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-8.jpgSM4-8“No pain, no gain!”     “I THINK YOU JUST BRUISED MY KIDNEY!!”     “I SAID NO PAIN NO GAIN!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-7.jpgSM4-7“You wanna lose weight!?  How about I carve out a huge chunk of your face!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-6.jpgSM4-6“Is the fat finally covering up your ears so you can’t hear me!?”     “WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-5.jpgSM4-5“What kind of loser eats!?  I get all MY nutrients through photosynthesis!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-4.jpgSM4-4“You think it’s safe?”     “Oh don’t be a baby.  This is TOTALLY legit!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-3.jpgSM4-3“Shouldn’t there be a cool down lap!?”     “COOLING DOWN IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-2.jpgSM4-2"Maybe Bulimia is more my speed.  What do you think?"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sm4-1.jpgSM4-1“I’m thinking Sailor Chubs.  Fatty Moon maybe?  I could really use your input here Usagi!”2020-05-04T13:55:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/29/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-3-the-mysterious-sleeping-sickness-protect-the-girls-in-love/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-13.jpgSM3-13That darn Usagi!!  Will she ever learn!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-12.jpgSM3-12“I hope I don’t shatter my kneecaps when I land on one of these buildings!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-11.jpgSM3-11“Have you found any fucks to give yet?”     “Not yet, but I think I’m close.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-10.jpgSM3-10“Excuse me, but we’re doing a show right now!”     “Oh you are?  Well good, then you can help me look for something.”     “Wait, what?”     “You see, I just can’t seem to find any fucks to give at the moment.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-9.jpgSM3-9Can’t she fly already?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-8.jpgSM3-8“And so, we will send this brooch to Naru.  I hope she has… pleasant dreams!  MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!”     “Sir.  We’re still on the air.”     “I KNOW THAT!  DON’T INTERRUPT ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-7.jpgSM3-7“IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M GONNA PUT A CRESCENT MOON ON YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU WALK BACKWARDS!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-6.jpgSM3-6"How many more dick jokes can I shove into this My Little Pony recap?  Maybe playing video games for five hours will help me write."https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-5.jpgSM3-5“Bitches be tripping when they’re in the presence of the great Mamoru.  HA HA HA HA!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm3-4.jpgSM3-4It’s SUCH a mystery!2020-05-02T00:10:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/08/05/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-2-punishment-awaits-the-house-of-fortune-is-the-monster-mansion/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-12.jpgSM2-12That darn Sailor Moon!  What kind of mess will she get into next time!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-11.jpgSM2-11“THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE PAIN!!  WHY COULDN’T YOU KILL ME ANY FASTER!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-10.jpgSM2-10“Well then.  I think my work is done.  Let me know if you live to see another day!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-9.jpgSM2-9CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!!!  THRILLER NIGHT!  AND NO ONE’S GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-8.jpgSM2-8SOMEONE CALL SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-7.jpgSM2-7She looks like a Rokurokubi, but speaks like Bela Lugosi!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-6.jpgSM2-6“I’m telling you right now because I’m your friend and I want to be honest with you.  If that shoe ends up smacking you in the face, I will NEVER stop giving you shit about it.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-5.jpgSM2-5Oh no!  She’s… hanging off of her wrist?  Is that a thing with cats?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-4.jpgSM2-4“Wow!  It even has the new building smell!  Smells just like sulfur and brimstone!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sm2-3.jpgSM2-3Dude.  How can you even SEE with those?2020-05-01T23:52:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/07/30/super-recaps-sailor-moon-episode-1-the-crybaby-usagis-beautiful-transformation/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-11.jpgSM1-11Here’s a good example of what I mean.  The original series was definitely going for a more comical and colorful approach to this scene while Crystal is putting more emphasis on the danger of the situation.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-10.jpgSM1-10“Why are you so sleepy again.”     “I save the world, now shut up.”     “Were you playing World of Warcraft until 4am again!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-9.jpgSM1-9“Did I just kill her?”     “Uh… no.  She was just a robot.”     “Phew!  Now I don’t have to feel bad about liking that so much!”     “Oh boy…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-8.jpgSM1-8“Take THAT!”     “NOT THE THORNS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-7.jpgSM1-7“On second thought, a bit of training beforehand might have been in order.”     “GEE LUNA!  YOU THINK!?!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-6.jpgSM1-6“There’s NO WAY this skirt passes the fingertip test!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-5.jpgSM1-5“Don’t make me stay outside!  That’s where bears live!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-4.jpgSM1-4“This terrible score makes me frown, and that’s bad for my skin!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-3.jpgSM1-3JEEPERS CREEPERS!  WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE PEEPERS!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sm1-2.jpgSM1-2“What?”     “…”     “WHAT!?!?”     “…”     “STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!”2020-05-01T23:44:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/04/16/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-12-the-finale/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-21.jpgYKA12-21Thanks for reading everybody!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-20.jpgYKA12-20THE END!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-19.jpgYKA12-19“And they lived on maybe as bears sorta in the sky world which might be a real place or some ethereal plane.  Something like that.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-18.jpgYKA12-18“So why the hell did you make me get you your damn honey!?!?”     “Uh….”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-17.jpgYKA12-17SO.  MANY.  FEELS!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-16.jpgYKA12-16“Well THAT’S something you don’t see every day. What’s next, a burning bush?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-15.jpgYKA12-15And YOU can see Oki at one of her eighty-seven scheduled motivation seminars!  Listen to her tell you to shut the fuck up and keep your head down!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-14.jpgYKA12-14“We just want to be friends!”     “KILL THEM!!  KILL THE BEARS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-13.jpgYKA12-13“And after that, we’re going to have a LONG talk about you eating my classmates.”     “Aww…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka12-12.jpgYKA12-12BEAR SHOCK!!2020-05-01T20:56:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/30/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-29-20/2020-05-01T00:23:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/04/11/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-11/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-18.jpgYKA11-18IF ONLY SHE KEPT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE ADORABLE FLASH BANG GRENADES!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-171.jpgYKA11-17Oh right!  I forgot we haven’t resolved this yet!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-17.jpgYKA11-17https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-16.jpgYKA11-16That you are Lulu.  That you are.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-15.jpgYKA11-15NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-14.jpgYKA11-14“You can tell how angry I am because I won’t look you in the eye!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-13.jpgYKA11-13“And right now you’re so… defenseless.”     “HEY!  There are more important things going on here!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-12.jpgYKA11-12“WITHOUT ME YOU’RE NOTHING!!  YOU HEAR ME!?!?  NOTHING!!!!!!!!”     “Talk to the hand!”     “YOU BITCH!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-11.jpgYKA11-11OHH!!!  She’s done it now!  NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT KUREHA’S MOM!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka11-10.jpgYKA11-10“And thus, the villainous bear left a bunch of pretty corpses in her wake.  She wasn’t one to stain her outfit needlessly.”2020-04-29T14:20:02+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/04/04/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-10/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-17.jpgYKA10-17“Can I get a restraining order against all you mother fuckers?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-16.jpgYKA10-16“And by her I mean [REDACTED UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE].”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-15.jpgYKA10-15I think you’ve got a chicken and egg problem here.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-14.jpgYKA10-14Oh, well never fucking mind then!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-13.jpgYKA10-13KUREHA IS THE BEST!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-12.jpgYKA10-12YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-11.jpgYKA10-11I’M SURE SHE’S FINE!!  ANIME CHARACTERS CAN SURVIVE EXPLOSIONS!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-10.jpgYKA10-10No no no no!! Wait a minute.  WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET A LAZER BEAM!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-9.jpgYKA10-9Oh no.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka10-8.jpgYKA10-8“Speaking in Japanese though?  Perfectly fine!”2020-04-26T22:55:49+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/04/02/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-9/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-15.jpgYKA9-15“The spoilers in this are so EPIC!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-14.jpgYKA9-14“Did you come to see me off to heaven?”     “Fuck no!  I’m here to drag your sorry ass to hell!  YOU KILLED ME, REMEMBER!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-13.jpgYKA9-13“She almost got her cooties on you!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-12.jpgYKA9-12BAD TOUCH!  BAD TOUCH!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-11.jpgYKA9-11Okay, now THAT is worth a BEAR SHOCK!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-10.jpgYKA9-10Not exactly worth a BEAR SHOCK.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-9.jpgYKA9-9This is SO IMPORTANT!!  You just don’t get it!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-8.jpgYKA9-8“Don’t ask me.  I still don’t know if Ginko wants to fuck Kureha or murder her.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-7.jpgYKA9-7“It should have been pretty obvious considering she would forage for her food.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yka9-6.jpgYKA9-6“You’re clothes.  Give them to me.”2020-04-26T22:37:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/03/29/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-8/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-14.jpgYKA8-14“AND YOU’LL FIND OUT WHY NEXT TIME!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-13.jpgYKA8-13Evangelion didn’t get away with this shit, and neither are you!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-12.jpgYKA8-12“Now sleeping with her? THAT will solve everything!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-11.jpgYKA8-11Yeah… it won’t.  You’re gonna die and that’s it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-10.jpgYKA8-10Are those things mutually exclusive to her?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-9.jpgYKA8-9“And by flesh I mean… I don’t know.  Vagina?  Let’s go with that for now.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-8.jpgYKA8-8BULLSHIT!!!!  THEY CAN ONLY EAT INVISIBLE GIRLS!!!  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND THEM OF THIS!?!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-7.jpgYKA8-7“DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-6.jpgYKA8-6“Damn!  I knew I should have bought that steel chastity belt for her.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka8-5.jpgYKA8-5“Enough to sleep with me?”     “Eh… let’s worry about that later.”2020-04-26T22:17:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/26/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-into-the-light/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz28-4.jpgTTZ28-4“Hey, we promise you twists; not that they wouldn’t be corny!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz28-3.jpgTTZ28-3“The Glow Up was in me the whole time…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz28-2.jpgTTZ28-2“Is this that Glow Up thing the kids are talking about these days!?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz28-1.jpgTTZ28-1“Oh my gosh, what happened!?”     He was trying to grind the rail right next to Dead Man’s Gulch.”     “And?”     “A mugger ran up and stabbed him.”2020-04-26T15:46:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/23/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-22-20/2020-04-26T15:22:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/03/26/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-7/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-16.jpgYKA7-16DRAMA BEAR BOMB SHOCK!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-15.jpgYKA7-15DRAMA BOMB!!  No wait… BEAR SHOCK!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-14.jpgYKA7-14“This will SURELY give Ginko access to her panties!  I’m so awesome!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-13.jpgYKA7-13“Our bear human love!”     …     “Ooookay then…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-12.jpgYKA7-12“Yeah… you go do that.  I’ll just uh… do something else.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-11.jpgYKA7-11DAMN YOU IKUHARA AND YOUR MIXED METAPHORS!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-10.jpgYKA7-10“DAMN THOSE HUMANS AND THEIR 2D EXPLOSIONS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-9.jpgYKA7-9“PRAISE LADY KUMALIA AND FIGHT FOR HER, FOR SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL LOVE YOU PATHETIC ORPHANS!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-8.jpgYKA7-8BULLSHIT!!  I thought you could only eat invisible girls!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka7-7.jpgYKA7-7“This is MY crown punk!”2020-04-24T23:03:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/03/04/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-6/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-19.jpgYKA6-19“There’s no greater crime than peeping!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-18.jpgYKA6-18OH!!!  I GET IT!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-17.jpgYKA6-17“Here I come to save the DAY!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-16.jpgYKA6-16“Bitch was stepping out.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-15.jpgYKA6-15Oh god.  Some Bible Black shit is about to go down, isn’t it?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-14.jpgYKA6-14“What are you talking about Ginko?  We’re not even on the moon!”     “SHUT UP LULU!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-13.jpgYKA6-13Oh!  Are you getting hurt by someone’s love and wish they’d have the good sense to stop?  Well maybe you’re learning something.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-12.jpgYKA6-12“Which is a good thing because reasons.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-11.jpgYKA6-11COME ON!!!  The pendant is giving us the answer!!!  THE PRINCIPAL GAVE THAT TO KUREHA’S MOTHER!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yka6-10.jpgYKA6-10“Now let’s get back together miss ‘not addressed by proper nouns’!”     “I told you I don’t like that nickname.”2020-04-24T14:39:20+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/21/super-comics-james-bond-007-3-4/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-4-4.jpgJB007-4-4“She saved my ass in Nam.  I owe it to her.”     “I’m assuming you’re NOT talking about the war, correct?”     “Well, not the one YOU know.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-4-3.jpgJB007-4-3“Where’s the kaboom!?  There’s supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!”     “Jeez, you really are old.”     “Hey, Looney Tunes are timeless!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-4-2.jpgJB007-4-2Oh, take your Old Fashioned and give yourself an Old Fashioned!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-4-1.jpgJB007-4-1Jeez, Edna Mode must really be hard up for work if she’s taking this job…https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-3-4.jpgJB007-3-4“He started it!”     “No, HE did!”     “Did not!!”     “BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I FILL YOUR FACE WITH MORE BULLETS THAN YOU HAVE TEETH!”     “Well jeez… no reason to get all crabby about it.”     “I know, right?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-3-3.jpgJB007-3-3“You know, I’ve been asking myself that question a lot lately.  Am I really heading in the right direction in life, or could I be doing so much more?  Oh, but my dreams of opening an artisanal license plate store are best left in the past.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-3-2.jpgJB007-3-2HE’S WEARING A TURTLENECK TOO!  DANGER ZONE!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-3-1.jpgJB007-3-1Dang!  Archer’s gonna be pissed when he sees how good that turtleneck looks on him!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jb007-3-0.jpgJB007-3-02020-04-21T01:13:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/03/01/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-5/2020-04-19T15:36:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/02/25/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-4/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-14.jpgYKA4-14"I love staring into those beautiful eyes of yours." "Aww... I love you Ginko!" "WHOA WHOA WHOA!! Don't get WEIRD about it!"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-13.jpgYKA4-13BEAR SHOCK!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-12.jpgYKA4-12Wow.  Deep.  No wait, that's not the word.  Angsty!  That's it.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-11.jpgYKA4-11SYMBOLISM!!!!!!!!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-10.jpgYKA4-10“You thought you saw the last of ME!?!?  YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY THRONE!!"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-9.jpgYKA4-9“And if your looking a charitable donation, I'll shove my scepter right down your neck."https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-8.jpgYKA4-8"HONEY!?  How DARE you feed me the food of my enemies!!"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-7.jpgYKA4-7“Now nothing stands between me and the Iron Throne!"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-6.jpgYKA4-6“Tell bear Satan I said hi!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka4-5.jpgYKA4-5“Tell bear Jesus I said hi!”2020-04-19T15:26:39+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/02/04/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-3/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-17.jpgYKA3-17“Oh, so THAT’S why you’re showing me a mass grave filled with your victims!     …     Oh shit.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-16.jpgYKA3-16“I wonder if those transfer students know bears can do this!  They probably wouldn’t even believe me!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-15.jpgYKA3-15“Which will somehow help me shoot a bear’s head off!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-14.jpgYKA3-14“And by love, I mean your vagina.  I think.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-13.jpgYKA3-13“What do you have to say about this Lulu?”     “I don’t even know anymore.  I just follow her lead.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-12.jpgYKA3-12DAAAMMMNNN!!!  That’s COLD!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-11.jpgYKA3-11When was that?  Was that something that happened in the past?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-10.jpgYKA3-10“None of that ‘past’ shit.  Hell, not even the future!  JUST RIGHT NOW!!  Now let’s finish up this long elaborate plan I had to work out months in advance.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-9.jpgYKA3-9“Sweet!  I didn’t know how much longer I could keep my paws off that sweet piece of ass!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yka3-8.jpgYKA3-8“We’re calling it that because Virgin Sacrifice didn’t test well.  That, and Mitsuko kind of made that whole concept moot.”2020-04-19T15:14:38+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/01/29/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-2/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-17-e1648748666449.jpgYKA2-17OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-18-e1648748682347.jpgYKA2-18“and then poop you out a couple hours later!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-16-e1648748718885.jpgYKA2-16“I don’t think so.  I fell down some stairs, but then maybe I didn’t?”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-15-e1648748734938.jpgYKA2-15Hardly.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-13.jpgYKA2-13I swear I’m not reusing screen caps from episode one!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-14.jpgYKA2-14WELL WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU DO IT LAST TIME!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-12.jpgYKA2-12Because you’ve only shot bear statues up to this point!  YOU SHOULD HAVE PRACTICED WITH MOVING TARGETS!!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-10.jpgYKA2-10“Really?  You had time to say THAT.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-11.jpgYKA2-11Who are you again?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka2-9.jpgYKA2-9“Wait a minute!  WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER!?  I WOULDN’T HAVE LET THEM IN TO BEGIN WITH!!”2020-04-19T15:05:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2015/01/25/super-recaps-yuri-kuma-arashi-episode-1/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-16.jpgYKA1-16“And then they’re gonna eat me!!  OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-15.jpgYKA1-15THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-14.jpgYKA1-14“Fuck those meat bags!  We’ve gotta EAT!!”     “Aren’t bears omnivores?”     “SHUT UP!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-13.jpgYKA1-13Is that Japanese for Go Fuck Yourself?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-12.jpgYKA1-12‘Enlightenment’ isn’t the word I’d be using right now.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-11.jpgYKA1-11Yeah?  Well I want to understand what’s going on!https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-10.jpgYKA1-10Help me out here!  Are they Lulu and Ginko!?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-9.jpgYKA1-9“FUCK YOU BEARS!!  GO BACK TO EATING FISH!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-8.jpgYKA1-8“Any thoughts on this?  No?  You’re just gonna keep staring at me, aren’t you?     …     STOP IT!!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yka1-7.jpgYKA1-7“We’re SUPER scary!!”2020-04-19T14:57:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/mattvetrano/super-comics/2020-04-16T13:01:45+00:00weekly0.6https://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/16/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-15-20/2020-04-16T03:55:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/14/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-rewind/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz27-4.jpgTTZ27-4“I also keep a Kenny Rogers tape in there.  You want to guess which one?”     “Not really.”     “Come on!”     “No, I think I get it-”     “KNOW WHEN TO HOLD’EM!  KNOW WHEN TO FOLD’EM!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz27-2.jpgTTZ27-2“Baby, you know I’m good for it!  American Wedding is right around the corner!”     “Yeah, no.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz27-3.jpgTTZ27-3“So… it looks like you won a lot of games.”     “NO I DIDN’T!”     “I was wondering if you wanted to play at the big table.”     “YES I DO!  PLEASE VALIDATE ME, CASINO DADDY!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz27-1.jpgTTZ27-1“Oh crap, this thing is covered in LSD isn’t it?”2020-04-14T14:57:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/08/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-another-life/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz26-4-1.jpgTTZ26-4“It also has some sort of treasure map on the back of it.  Something about a big ‘W’?”     “Oh really?  Uh… you know what?  I COMPLETELY forgot about  s my coffee break…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz26-3-1.jpgTTZ26-3“SAY IT!  JUST SAY IT!!”     “NEVER!”     “If you JUST say it, we can be out of here!”     “NO!  I’m telling you that I CAN believe it’s not butter!”     “That’s it buddy!  You just dug your own grave!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz26-2.jpgTTZ26-2“Now this is the best we can afford, so for my tragic death scene you’re REALLY gonna have to sell it.”     “Okay.”     “I mean Shawn Michaels vs Hulk Hogan selling!”     “No, I got it.  It’s cool.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ttz26-1.jpgTTZ26-1“Hey can I have a turn?”     “No!”     “Well what about two player mode?”     “MOM!  DAD’S BEING MEAN!”     “Hey!  I’m the one who bought this for you!”     “AND HE’S SWEARING!!”     “Fine!  I can take a hint!”2020-04-14T13:27:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/09/super-wrestling-aew-dynamite-04-08-20/2020-04-12T16:04:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/04/01/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-the-path/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz25-4.jpgTTZ25-4“Well I guess he didn’t see THAT coming!”     “He’s bleeding out.”     “Jeez, way to kill the mood…”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz25-5.jpgTTZ25-5Sadly, I don’t see a Dead Zone revival in Method Man’s future.https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz25-3.jpgTTZ25-3“Alright, so you didn’t die in a plane crash!  New flash!  Most people don’t!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz25-2.jpgTTZ25-2“I predict a lot merchandise in my future!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz25-1.jpgTTZ25-1“You’ll be in a few Avengers movies.”     “That’s good!”     “But only playing Hawkeye’s wife.”     “Oh, that’s bad.”     “But you’ll be in A Simple Favor!”     “That’s good!”     “After being in both Daddy’s Home movies and before starring in The Curse of La Llorona.”     “I don’t like this game anymore.”2020-04-08T01:07:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2020/03/25/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-fair-warning/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz24-3.jpgTTZ24-3“TWO... BECOMING... ONE!!"     "OH GOD IT BURNS!!"     "Oh quit being a wussy!"https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz24-2.jpgTTZ24-2“Come around, we'll kick your ass in George!"     "I'm calling the police."https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ttz24-1.jpgTTZ24-1“No, no!  Not me!  I’m just here to do the spooky intro.”2020-04-08T01:07:07+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.com/2019/08/06/super-recaps-the-twilight-zone-gabes-story/https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ttz23-5.jpgTTZ23-5“Hey, this grass isn’t gonna kill itself, am I right?  Well… at least not anymore.”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ttz23-4.jpgTTZ23-4“Miss Roxanne, this is why you won’t be getting a promotion.  AND I’ll be taking this out of your salary!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ttz23-3.jpgTTZ23-3What, no lightning strike in the background?https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ttz23-2.jpgTTZ23-2“Why don’t you just get that checked out at a doctor.”     “My insurance was cut off, you jerk!”     “Oh that’s right!  I have that in my notes here.”     “Wait, what?”     “IGNORE ME!!”https://reviewersunite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ttz23-1.jpgTTZ23-1“Darn crabgrass.  I should have listened to Philip K Dick when I had the chance…”2020-04-08T01:03:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reviewersunite.comdaily1.02026-02-25T01:17:32+00:00